MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: November 17 – November 23, 2024

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

New Music: This week’s list was compiled while listening to The Gods We Can Touch by Aurora. I love me some dreamy, ethereal electro-pop! “Everything Matters” is probably my early favorite track.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98860837ACTIVATED HYDROGEN PEROXIDE
98858812AIN’T NO OTHER
98865618ALL DAY GOT HOLD
98859223BATH BOMB POTION
98867332BELOVED YOU
98863009BREATHE IT IN
98860541CHEWY
98862842CHRISTMAS MORNING
98869098DEEP LUSTER
98866290DIY FALSE LASHES
98857774FAIRY SECRET
98865987FLOWER POWDER
98860251GET GLOSSED
98868254HELMET HAIR
98858423HORIZON
98860722HYALURONIC ACID
98860435I LOVE YOU SKIN
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98861023JUICE STICK
98862666MAGIC BODY OIL
98867574MARIPOSA
98862566MERMAID FACIAL
98862717MOTHER’S MILK
98865724NAILED AND POLISHED
98866122OFFBEAT
98862900ONE LIFE
98861682PAMPERED
98857804PRINCESS DIARY
98858718RESULTS WITHOUT COMPROMISE
98865595SKIN CARE THAT WORKS AS HARD AS YOU DO!
98858862SMART CLEAN
98861720SPEAKEASY
98861575STAIN’S OUT!
98864970VIVA COLOR

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98861403BIOSYNTHETIC
98869363BLINGS
98863009BREATHE IT IN
98859452MERRY BIRTHDAY
98861554SCENTS OF SOY
98859262SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF
98859251SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY PICKLEBALL OPPONENTS
98861373SOUTHERN CHARM

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

98860634CASE LUXE
98865929DARK MATTER
98867949DINO BOY
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98869443I AM FOREVER
98860417I’M LEGAL
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98861730MAKE IT REAL
98861010MY GENERATION
98864987SLEEP MORE, LIVE MORE
98867535THE CIRCUS
98867156TOY BOOGERS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98863159&
98869103ALL THINGS CRAFTED!!!
98862999ARE YOU HIS?
98862475CHARM STORM
98860291CHILI CHILL
98860214CROP CHARM
98866967DIAMOND DOTS
98859242EAR CURATION CHAIN
98868764EARRIES
98863563EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
98863556EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PALS
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98865088HI
98863024IAMHIS
98861663LIGHT YOUR HOME
98867728MARRIAGE MATERIAL
98867834NO TACOS NO LIFE
98868043PEEK-A-BOO
98866652PIERCINGFUN
98859102POCKET POTIONS
98858034PRINCESSES OF HEAVEN
98860685ROYAL CHAIN
98861872TINKLE TIMER
98864311TRANQUILCHARMS
98868029UNITED IN LOVE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9886200260-SECOND SERMON
98867696AMERICA STRONG DECALS
98864065ART GONE WILD
98860240BABY PLANET
98869269BAR GOODS
98863775BEACH PERSON
98868465CALIFORNIA IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS
98868471CALIFORNIA IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
98859847CAR TATTOOS
98864630CONFIDENCE + FAITH
98866799DON’T BE A RICHARD
98857547EAT A DICK
98863821EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
98863827EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PALS
98868484ENGINEER GIRL
98865008FIND A WAY TODAY
98858335FREE REIN
98861433GOT THE AMERICAN DREAM YET?
98866107GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98865088HI
98868503I DON’T SEE VOTERS I SEE CUSTOMERS
98859558JESUS TALKS TO US EVERYDAY
98867840KID GANG
98864357LAW NERD
98865495MADE THE TEAM
98859452MERRY BIRTHDAY
98865094MINDFUL INK
98867834NO TACOS NO LIFE
98860066PARTY READY
98859771POST-ELECTION STRESS SYNDROME
98858034PRINCESSES OF HEAVEN
98868083QUIET YOUR MIND AND BUSY YOUR HANDS
98868253SCHOOL APPROVED
98857549SELF-LOVE STATIONERY
98863053SPLASHPROOF PAPER
98867535THE CIRCUS
98861153THE LORD’S PEN
98866043THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH WOKENESS
98867156TOY BOOGERS
98864211TRUST YOUR DOPENESS
98868510UNSHIT YOUR PANTS
98863687WE’RE ALL WE GOT
98869293WISE WOMEN
98868376YOUR JIZZ YOUR BIZZ

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98865846A FLORIDA GATOR NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
98860240BABY PLANET
98868366BARK AIR
98868261BARK IN THE AIR
98860093BARKER BUDDY
98868465CALIFORNIA IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS
98868471CALIFORNIA IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
98867225CAR GUYS WIVES
98864192CHAIN GANG
98868750DIVORCED AND HAPPY AF
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98858668GUARD SHIELD
98868503I DON’T SEE VOTERS I SEE CUSTOMERS
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98863859KEEPY UPPY
98858926LITTLE MISTRESS
98867728MARRIAGE MATERIAL
98860043MOO MOO
98859373REMEMBER ME TO YOUR SISTER.
98868884STASH PROOF
98862982THE LONG ROAD AHEAD
98866038VENTURE BEYOND
98861306YELLOW TOP

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98860240BABY PLANET
98860869BADASS WORKBENCH
98861558BLUEPRINT
98860866CANOPY
98859535COMFORT COILS
98867653CO-OWNED BY DOGS
98859500CORE VALUES
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98859452MERRY BIRTHDAY
98864979NEVER FLAT
98865909SLEEP DIFFERENTLY
98861027SOFA SHIELD
98865212STICK IT & ZIP IT
98867013TOWEL CADDY
98865084TRUE SLEEPER
98859244TUFFBOX
98867324WE’RE DIFFERENT.
98867310WE’RE JUST DIFFERENT.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98862032#KNOWYOURWORTH
98860240BABY PLANET
98865246BAD PARROT
98866133BLACK DIAMOND
98866803BOOB LOVER
98868397BOOZE BOYS
98863009BREATHE IT IN
98866130CURIOUS PEOPLE DOING INTERESTING THINGS
98868750DIVORCED AND HAPPY AF
98866799DON’T BE A RICHARD
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98863713HAMMER DOWN CANCER
98867703IN THE BELLY
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98868117JUST BABY
98863859KEEPY UPPY
98867840KID GANG
98864386LAW NERD
98787606LET’S SIP & LET’S TALK ABOUT IT “GRANNY STYLE”
98869553LIFT YOUR VOICE.
98857509LOVE, MENOPAUSE
98868006MAMA SAID…
98866205MEDIA
98865676MELLOW FELLOW
98859452MERRY BIRTHDAY
98860729MOUSE REPELLENT
98864979NEVER FLAT
98867834NO TACOS NO LIFE
98858034PRINCESSES OF HEAVEN
98859373REMEMBER ME TO YOUR SISTER.
98865257SALTY BIRCHES
98866043THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH WOKENESS
98868767THIS IS NOT PLASTIC AS YOU KNOW IT
98869293WISE WOMEN
98867489YOUR NO IS NOT MY NO

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98856904ASLEEP
98860240BABY PLANET
98867658CO-OWNED BY DOGS
98863573EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
98863566EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PALS
98866670F**K YOUR HAMPTON HOUSE
98867031FIRST CRUSH
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98865088HI
98859747IMAGERY BLANKETS
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98864393LAW NERD
98865909SLEEP DIFFERENTLY
98858957STRIKE GENTLY
98866216TINY HEARTS
98866415TINY TRIBE
98865418WARNING FUN IS DANGEROUS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98862032#KNOWYOURWORTH
98861680A BELIEVER IN JESUS CHRIST
98865846A FLORIDA GATOR NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
98864012AS ONE
98860240BABY PLANET
98860840BAD BOO
98865246BAD PARROT
98860784BALZ OUT
98865741BE FEARLESS.
98865722BEACH BOUGIE
98863775BEACH PERSON
98865825BEST YOU
98868465CALIFORNIA IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS
98868471CALIFORNIA IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
98869182CAPITALIST PIG
98867225CAR GUYS WIVES
98862335CERTIFIED AF
98864192CHAIN GANG
98864814CLEVELAND ROCKS
98860786CORPORATE AMERICAN
98860236DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY
98862103DILLY PICKLE
98867949DINO BOY
98868750DIVORCED AND HAPPY AF
98860273DO IT FOR YOUR MAMA
98866799DON’T BE A RICHARD
98861993DON’T PAINT YOUR RED FLAGS GREEN
98857547EAT A DICK
98864884FEELS GOOD
98863928FOMO NATION
98857647FREEDOM IS MY FAVORITE F-WORD
98867908FRIES FOR JESUS
98864143GET YOUR SMILE ON
98860823GLASS SLIPPER
98866789GOATED
98868909GRANDMA’S BRAT
98866568GREATNESS DOESN’T ALWAYS COME TO YOU, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO HUNT IT DOWN
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98863713HAMMER DOWN CANCER
98867387HERO’S JOURNEY
98868503I DON’T SEE VOTERS I SEE CUSTOMERS
98857584I STILL BELIEVE IN LOVE
98857458ILL ADVISED
98860417I’M LEGAL
98869089IN MY RESTING ERA
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98865761JUST A LITTLE GRITTY
98867840KID GANG
98864396LAW NERD
98866418LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO FAKE IT
98860024LIFT HEAVY, ROLL HARD.
98869553LIFT YOUR VOICE.
98858926LITTLE MISTRESS
98857509LOVE, MENOPAUSE
98865248MADE THE TEAM
98861289MAKE AMERICA GREAT 47EVER
98861011MAKE CAFFEINE HEALTHY AGAIN
98869135MAKE DRUGS GREAT AGAIN
98860753MENTAL HEALTH SAVAGE
98859452MERRY BIRTHDAY
98865181MIMI
98867902MINDING MY OWN BLACK BUSINESS
98858093MY PENIS MY CHOICE
98860525NO CLUCKS GIVEN
98864049PARTY ANIMALS
98857482RELENTLESS HUSSLE
98859373REMEMBER ME TO YOUR SISTER.
98864385RESTLESS SPIRIT
98865257SALTY BIRCHES
98858886SEED OILS SUCK
98868884STASH PROOF
98864024STOCKY SOCKS
98858303STOP SCROLLING. START TRAINING.
98869282STORYTELLERS
98858957STRIKE GENTLY
98860399STUDENTS OF THE GAME
98865615SUNDAY RITUAL
98861444SUPER COOL SCIENTISTS
98865411THE FEMALE WRESTLING SINGLET
98866043THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH WOKENESS
98867156TOY BOOGERS
98868747TRAP MOTHERHOOD, DON’T LET IT TRAP YOU.
98862556TRUE BELIEVERS
98864211TRUST YOUR DOPENESS
98868510UNSHIT YOUR PANTS
98868056WE BUILT THE STREETS
98863687WE’RE ALL WE GOT
98857632WHAT’S MY NAME?
98861446WHOLESOME DEGENERATE
98862079WIFE LOVER
98869293WISE WOMEN
98861306YELLOW TOP
98867912YOUNG METROPOLITAN WOMAN ON THE GO
98868376YOUR JIZZ YOUR BIZZ
98867489YOUR NO IS NOT MY NO

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98868465CALIFORNIA IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS
98868471CALIFORNIA IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
98869491CURED
98858328EASYLOC HAIR TOOL
98857980ELITE STRANDS
98862279FAKE MUMS
98858843FREN WREATH
98864143GET YOUR SMILE ON
98866548HIS FAVOURITE
98868503I DON’T SEE VOTERS I SEE CUSTOMERS
98862223LUCK HAIR
98859452MERRY BIRTHDAY
98860000READY TO DYE
98862226SEASONS FLOWER
98869335SILK FLORALS & FRILLS
98867686STUFFED STATES
98864148UNLEASHING HAPPINESS

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98864077ART GONE WILD
98862221LAHOMERUG
98862245LAHOMERUGS
98864088MATSNAPS
98867405SUPER YARN
98867671THE BEST TRAVEL YOGA MAT EVER MADE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98860240BABY PLANET
98859223BATH BOMB POTION
98867962BUBBLE MANIA
98867659CO-OWNED BY DOGS
98858505DEUCE DROPPIN DRAGON
98862429EAST DOLL
98863866EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
98863857EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PALS
98862473FIDGET SNAKE
98859560GIFT DAY
98866119GRUMPY GIRL’S GUIDE
98864867I FORGIVE YOU
98864427I’VE GOT A TEXT
98864305LEAP FROG
98857518LEFT, RIGHT, SANTA!
98861186LIGHTHEADED
98867956LI’L MISS MAGIC HAIR
98860698PEE SHOOTER
98867967PET PALS
98861431PLUSH WONDERLAND
98859102POCKET POTIONS
98865134POSITIVE POO
98868083QUIET YOUR MIND AND BUSY YOUR HANDS
98867806RAINFOREST
98858625SCREAMING PICKLES
98867788SILVER KITTY
98867398STACK-A PUZZLE
98867535THE CIRCUS
98864608THE ORIGINAL SELF-ADHESIVE SNOW FLOCK.
98857860THE POOPING LOG
98869275TIC TAC PUTT
98866216TINY HEARTS
98867156TOY BOOGERS
98858676ZUCCHINI WEENIE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98865503JUST BE GOOD TO PEOPLE
98869126JUST PRAY NOW GOD GOT YOU

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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