MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: May 5 – May 11, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

9853882050 COUNT
98536309AGE POSITIVE SKINCARE
98544901BARBAROS
98539074BE THE BEST
98540282BEAUTY GLOW
98537195COLOR BURST
98544736DIRTY DISH
98534561DRY WASH
98535564EVERY HOUR
98540264GOOD CHEMISTRY
98541569GROW YOUR EDGES BACK
98534579HAIR REPAIR TREATMENT
98542321KEEP YOUR TAIL CLEAN
98537727MAKEUP WITH PURPOSE
98542065RISING SUMMIT
98542672ROYAL PRINCESS
98537244ROYAL VIBES
98534545SHAMPOO ONE
98538489SOFA-KING FRESH
98542946STEP IT UP
98541113THE BADDEST
98535283THE KINDEST LAUNDRY DETERGENT
98537762TRULY NATURAL SKIN CARE
98537775WOW I GOT HAIR

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98544993BALANCE AND BOUNDARIES
98543848BLACK DOG CANDLES
98535485CAMPING ESSENTIALS
98545163ERAS CANDLE
98538962LOOK AT YOU GRADUATING
98541884LORE
98545177MEDITERRANEAN LEMON
98542065RISING SUMMIT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

985346391/0
98539267BEHOLD
98536365BLESS ME
98536414MOVE YOUR MOJO
98540100PARTNERS FOR LIFE
98544525ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE – Applicant: Bush Brothers, the bean people.
98542080WE’RE GOOD TOGETHER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98542800ABIDE IN HIM
98536388BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
98536721BREAST MILK
98544741EAU DE SEA
98543902HAPPY LITTLE MOTHER
98538279HUNKY-DORY
98536355LIGHT OF MINE
98536366MY LITTLE LOVE
98535099PIVOT
98536728REMEMBRANCE BANDS
98540837RING POUF
98544525ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
98535981SUPER DICKS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

985346391/0
98540493ATLAS
98539891BIKE
98539426CLUTCH
98534484COCO AND S’MORES
98543929EASY TAG
98535806ECO PAD
98542955FRUITFUL CHRISTIAN
98540456GALAXY
98541928GOING CREATIVE
98541937IT’S LOVE Y’ALL
98534819JAZZ
98535539LITTLE VAN GOGH’S
98542485LIVE LIFE UNDER PAR
98543523LIVE YOUR TRUTH
98540396LUMBERJACKS
98540280MATH-ISH
98535699RISK EVERYTHING
98544525ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
98544510SHOW UP, TRY, LEARN FROM THE PAST, AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD
98535660STUNT CREW
98535981SUPER DICKS
98539934SURFER
98540081TREASURES TO REMEMBER
98542080WE’RE GOOD TOGETHER
98536098YOUR LIFE IS A GIFT, SO DON’T WASTE IT!

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

985346391/0
98536738ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
98537027COTTON BELT
98544741EAU DE SEA
98543837GOTCHA
98541703GOTH SURF
98543401I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN
98544412IT’S CALLED TASTE
98535044LOYAL FRIEND
98544632OF VALUE
98535699RISK EVERYTHING
98544525ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
98535660STUNT CREW
98535981SUPER DICKS

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98535907CATTITUDE
98545203COPERNICUS
98536507INEXPENSIVE
98539318LAUNDRY BY DESIGN
98540042LITTLE GARDEN
98544381LUXE
98538985OUTDOOR LOVERS
98536251PACKAGING ELEVATED
98536343ROOM-IN-A-BOX
98534750SUPERIOR STAND

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98540998A GOOD THING
98543104AVENUE
98543620BERRY BERRY
98543675CARABINER BOTTLE
98526706CASHEWNUTS
98535907CATTITUDE
98542330CONCENTRATION REQUIRES FRUSTRATION
98545203COPERNICUS
98537382DO ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES YOUR FAMILY
98544106ELEVATED MOMENTS
98543886FIRM HUG
98545135FLIP & FILL
98544248IDEAL
98534740LEAF
98540042LITTLE GARDEN
98540396LUMBERJACKS
98538175MOSQUITO ZAPPER
98540748NEAT MOM
98540679ONE BEAN
98545131POP & FILL
98536066POSITIVE LITTLE THINGS
98535590POUT
98534380PRIORITIZE MENTAL HEALTH
98545137QUICK FILL
98535699RISK EVERYTHING
98537695SEARCH & FIND
98537067STEALTH SIPPER
98535660STUNT CREW
98535981SUPER DICKS
98541682TIPSY LIFE CO

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98534484COCO AND S’MORES
98540196CONCH REPUBLIC FLAGS
98537027COTTON BELT
98544741EAU DE SEA
98541003I AM THE BEST
98536343ROOM-IN-A-BOX
98539153SIP, SIP SOIRÉE
98535981SUPER DICKS
98543748UNTANGLED

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

985346391/0
98538934420 LOUNGE
9854528150% NATTY
98542800ABIDE IN HIM
98536750ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
98543287ADVENTURE MOUSE
98534374ANY GIVEN DAY
98542448BAD MOODY
98542966BE A DOPE HUMAN
98538103BETTER THAN YESTERDAY
98542143BOMB MOM
98540044BOSS BABE
98542265CALM MOM
98541034CHILLEST GAMER
98534484COCO AND S’MORES
98537027COTTON BELT
98539427DON’T DISCUSS THE PLAN WITH PREY
98544382DON’T DRINK AND BE KIND
98534651DON’T REACT
98542994DOPE HUMANS ONLY
98537443DRUNK DUCK
98540349ENGRAVED SKULL
98536396ENJOY THE JOURNEY
98539771EVERY DAY IS SUN DAY
98534653EVERYONES A LITTLE GAY
98542278EVERYTHING BLESSED
98535673F*CK OFF GOLF
98539457FABULOUS FISHERMAN
98541465FEELS LIKE CONFIDENCE
98537011FOCUSED AS A BEE
98543258FORGET BOGEYS
98535651FUCK OFF GOLF
98537987G.H.O.A.T GREATEST HUSBAND OF ALL TIME
98542190GEAR HEAD
98534462GOD’S FAVOR
98541955GRIND YOUR BOARD
98536276HEAVEN SENT HELL BENT
98542521I SWEAR I’M NOT FANCY
98536204IF MY MIND IS WILLING, THEN I’M ENTITLED TO EXPECT A MIRACLE
98543141IT’S AMERICA
98544412IT’S CALLED TASTE
98535041KAPPA EPSILON PSI
98536076LET’S DRANK SOME BEER
98543766LET’S GET PSILY
98545008LET’S JUST BE.
98537077LIFT YOUR SISTER
98542485LIVE LIFE UNDER PAR
98543523LIVE YOUR TRUTH
98545337LOCAL DADDY
98540396LUMBERJACKS
98536944MAKE YOU UNIQUE
98534415MAKE YOUR MOMENTUM
98541697MEZCAL MAMA
98534304MY BOSS IS A BOOMER
98544628MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HAW
98544823NERDIE GIRL
98536426O.G. NERD
98544862OHANA OVER EVERYTHING
98534399ON GOD
98535417PARDON MY PICKLE
98544913RAISE THE AVERAGE
98535736REAL COWBOYS RIDE EM FOR EIGHT.
98543676ROARING 1920S
98544525ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
98537244ROYAL VIBES
98534404SALTI
98545734SALTY BALLS
98542716SHARKS DON’T SLEEP
98540019SNOTTY BRAT
98544269SOBER LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
98544476SOBERVILLE
98538495SORRY I WAS LIFTING
98535660STUNT CREW
98541053SUCCESSFUL BLACK MAN
98544935SUNSET
98535981SUPER DICKS
98542969SURF MORE STRESS LESS
98545308THE DIFFERENCE IS HIM
98543943THE HELL YOU SAY!!!!
98541560TODAY I WILL TRY AGAIN
98543462TODDLER HEADPHONES
98543233TRUTH TRUMPS THE LIES
98535938UNLESS YOU ARE FEARLESS NOTHING WILL CHANGE
98535724WASN’T I LUCKY TO BE BORN IN MY FAVORITE CITY?
98536179WD-40
98536181YOU CAN’T GENTRIFY THE VIBE
98543101YOU TOO SHALL PASS
98536647YOU WIN SOME, YOU WIN SOME

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98535775AVEC MOI
98536305CHECK ON YOUR HOMIES
98541480CONDESCENSION
98538642CURTAIN BANG
98536925FULL
98537781JUST MY TYPE
98535644LONG LASTING
98544694SKINBOND LACE
98535981SUPER DICKS
98543559THE ORIGINAL STRETCHLACE
98538907TRANSPARENCY KNOT

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98541475FINE ART UNDER FOOT
98543022FRIENDLY BARKS
98543933GUARDIAN
98540416RESTORATION AND RENOVATION
98541242ZE HAUS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98536753ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
98539982ADVENTURE SQUAD
98534749ALOHA
98540162BABY SECRET
98540039BEST DATE EVER!
98544335BIG RED BUTTON
98535907CATTITUDE
98545203COPERNICUS
98539300DON’T BE A DICK
98542440EVERYONE IS WELCOME
98535673F*CK OFF GOLF
98543022FRIENDLY BARKS
98535651FUCK OFF GOLF
98535082GYMPAD
98542535JUST DOUGH
98543928LITTLE LIVE BABIES
98540396LUMBERJACKS
98537433MAMA SURPRISE FAMILIES
98540055MEET ME MOMMY
98544525ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
98540547SNOWSCAPE
98543082SUCK IT
98537193TURN CORNHOLE INTO PORNHOLE!
98541954YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME!
98537155ZEN

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98534435ART BY PARTS
98539717DIGITAL TWIN TEST CUT
98538548EXTEND A HELLO AND BRIGHTEN A DAY!
98542770RIDEABLE ART
98544096ROCKET LAB

 


And a Bonus Bunch from Utah!

The new Utah NHL team appears to be crowdsourcing its name, so they’ve applied to register all of these finalists under Intent to Use. It’ll be interesting to see what they end up going with!

98540860UTAH BLACK DIAMONDS
98540564UTAH BLAST
98503479UTAH BLIZZARD
98540853UTAH CANYONS
98540577UTAH CARIBOU
98540868UTAH FREEZE
98540843UTAH FROST
98502958UTAH FURY
98540593UTAH GLACIERS
98502949UTAH HC
98540876UTAH HIVE
98502937UTAH HOCKEY CLUB
98515734UTAH ICE
98515744UTAH MAMMOTH
98540603UTAH MOUNTAINEERS
98510087UTAH OUTLAWS
98540882UTAH POWDER
98540599UTAH SQUALL
98540571UTAH SWARM
98502967UTAH VENOM
98508147UTAH YETIS

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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