MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: May 26 – June 1, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98576711*YES, THAT HOLE
98574735396 HZ
98574769417 HZ
98574769417 HZ
98574908432 HZ
98574791639 HZ
98574791639 HZ
98574851741 HZ
98574879852 HZ
98574810936 HZ
98574131BLINK
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98573568GOT YOU, BABE.
98572439HOLLYWOOD GLAM
98578100INVISIBLE SUNSCREEN
98571962JADE
98579387MAJESTY
98576834SALON NAIL IN SECONDS
98573879SPONGE BUDDY
98579495TELL ME THE TRUTH
98578802URBAN QUEEN

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98578814BLASTER
98570718CANDLE MAGIC
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98572433ECCENTRIC SCENTS UNIQUE SCENTS TO LIGHT UP YOUR WORLD
98573916HALF BAKED APPLE CIDER SMASH
98573374JOY IN THE MAKING
98578881SCENT POP
98571609SCENTED DIVA
98572392SCENTSIBLE PLEASURE
98569390SOOTHING WICK
98573822SWEET FIRESIDE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98579125AT DA DOOR
98572302DEGENERATE DROP BEARS
98572313DEGENERATE TRASH PANDAS
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98572332DOGSPOTTING
98573374JOY IN THE MAKING
98578286JOYFUL SUPPORT
98571041LOO
98571975REMEMBER
98573339RUNNING MATE
98573452SAD NUGGIE
98573175TICKETING HUB
98574261UNKNOWN
98573670WHATEVER THE WEATHER, WE’RE IN IT TOGETHER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98569711BEADABLE BLISS
98579666BIGCARATS
98575183BLINKY
98570263BRATTITUDE
98570262BRATTY
98573723CHARM BAR
98579094CUTE AND SPICY
98579665EMOTIONAL SUPPORT COWORKER
98578695GATSBY
98576425GOD GUNS GAS & GLORY
98570252GOLF BRAT
98577410JEWELLERS DISTRICT
98575795LAB DIAMOND
98574365LIVE LIFE IN REEL TIME
98571335PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY
98570256PADDLE BRAT
98570255PADEL BRAT
98570254PICKLE BRAT
98570258SKATE BRAT
98570264SUPER BRAT
98570261SURF BRAT
98570250TENNIS BRAT
98575940THE 5 F’S F – FIND THEM F – FRIEND THEM F- FINGER THEM F – FUCK THEM F – FORGET THEM
98570257YOGA BRAT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98570953BAD BITCH SOFT LIFE
98576728BAZOOKA
98573683BE YOUR OWN WEBMASTER
98579290BEEN THERE TAUGHT THAT
98573073BEGIN NOW
98574796CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH ENOUGH
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98571918DIARY DOLLS
98578235DIM YOUR LIGHTS
98572332DOGSPOTTING
98574779DONT FUCK WITH THE JEWS
98578660FREE TRUMP
98575830FUNK LIVES MATTER
98576425GOD GUNS GAS & GLORY
98579038HALF ASS RETIRED DUDE
98575006JESUS CULTURE
98573374JOY IN THE MAKING
98576574LITTLE BRAG BOOK
98572742MAKE ALL-NATIONS GREAT IN CHRIST – MAGIC MAKE AMERICA GREAT IN CHRIST MAKE EUROPE GREAT IN CHRIST MAKE ASIA GREAT IN CHRIST MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT IN CHRIST MAKE AFRICA GREAT IN CHRIST MAKE ANTARCTICA GREAT IN CHRIST
98576698MY DAY MY RULES
98576968PROTECT YOUR PRODUCT & YOUR BRAND
98571975REMEMBER
98573452SAD NUGGIE
98575788SIP. SUPPORT. SALUTE.
98573335SMALL TOWN LIFE
98569432STEM 4 ALL
98575266VISION PAGES
98573077WHO LOVES YOU?

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98577815…MUCH MORE
98571766BANNED BOOKS REALLY TURN MY PAGES.
98574796CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH ENOUGH
98572214DOG WHISPERER
98572332DOGSPOTTING
98574779DONT FUCK WITH THE JEWS
98579260ENJOY THE VIEW BUT WATCH YOUR BACK
98573390FOOTBALLHER
98574522GEAR UP & GO!
98576425GOD GUNS GAS & GLORY
98574772JOHN DOE
98577813MINT
98573908SAMURAI
98571680SHORELINE
98571772THE WORDS ON THIS SHIRT ARE PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98574714ANTI-SAG
98571574BACKYARD SOCIAL
98577405BIRDBATH
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98572214DOG WHISPERER
98574522GEAR UP & GO!
98573333JUST BIRDS
98573290SHADE LOVE
98573744SIGNS BY THE SEA
98576815WALL HANGER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98576170ACTUAL HUMAN
98570953BAD BITCH SOFT LIFE
98579290BEEN THERE TAUGHT THAT
98569757BUG ZAPPER 2.0
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98572214DOG WHISPERER
98579260ENJOY THE VIEW BUT WATCH YOUR BACK
98578272FARTSY
98573390FOOTBALLHER
98571709FOR THE LOVE OF FOOD
98571043FRIEND OF DOROTHY
98574522GEAR UP & GO!
98574800GLOWWORM
98573179I CAME I SAW I FORGOT
98573374JOY IN THE MAKING
98573333JUST BIRDS
98569158MOM’S CUDDLE
98576456MY BRUSH
98576312NO MONEY…VOTE TRUMP!
98578812OLIVE & MARTINI
98571883PRE GAME
98572618PUCKER
98571501QUEENS DON’T CHASE
98571477SIP LIKE A KING
98575788SIP. SUPPORT. SALUTE.
98573879SPONGE BUDDY
98576699SUSTAINABLY YOURS
98578175TAMPON FLASK
98578578UNDENIABLY DIFFERENT
98576605VERY COOL
98573670WHATEVER THE WEATHER, WE’RE IN IT TOGETHER

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98577405BIRDBATH
98576680BLANKET IN A BAG
98572332DOGSPOTTING
98571991GOAT STATUS
98576179ORTHOPEDIC NATURAL
98573290SHADE LOVE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98577815…MUCH MORE
98573899ANXIETY CLUB
98579125AT DA DOOR
98570953BAD BITCH SOFT LIFE
98569722BEARDED DAD
98573984BOMB LIKE YOUR KIDS LIVE THERE
98570263BRATTITUDE
98570262BRATTY
98574796CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH ENOUGH
98578702CHIN MUSIC
98579094CUTE AND SPICY
98575828CYCLE CHRIST
98569736DAD GANG
98575728DEAD BY 50
98578295DISCIPLINE CONSISTENCY GRIT
98572332DOGSPOTTING
98574779DONT FUCK WITH THE JEWS
98578967DON’T WAKE UP STUPID
98572184DRIVE FAST ALL GAS
98575643ELEVATE YOUR DAY
98579260ENJOY THE VIEW BUT WATCH YOUR BACK
98574623EQUAL RIGHTS AND LEFTS
98574052EVERYTHING YOU SEEK IS WITHIN
98578272FARTSY
98578660FREE TRUMP
98571043FRIEND OF DOROTHY
98574522GEAR UP & GO!
98570354GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP.
98571991GOAT STATUS
98576425GOD GUNS GAS & GLORY
98570252GOLF BRAT
98579038HALF ASS RETIRED DUDE
98574766HEY COLONIZER
98572439HOLLYWOOD GLAM
98573948HU$TLE & BOUJEE
98577189I DON’T WORKOUT I TRAIN
98576141I PROMISE
98576621IT IS WHAT IT IS
98574015IT’S NOT WHAT WE DO THAT CHANGES THE WORLD, IT’S WHO WE BECOME
98575006JESUS CULTURE
98569401JESUS PLUS THERAPY EQUALS HEALING
98574772JOHN DOE
98570425JUST A GIRL WHO SLAYS
98576767JUSTICE IS A JOINT EFFORT
98576853KEEP SOBER WEIRD
98577483LAZY ATHLETE
98576112LET’S FLIP THE SWITCH
98578298LET’S GO SURFING
98573196MAKE BOGEYS GREAT AGAIN
98577813MINT
98572809NAUTI WEAR
98573665NO GOSSIP NO SMALL TALK
98576312NO MONEY…VOTE TRUMP!
98577123NOTHING TO PROVE
98574644NYMPHO
98570256PADDLE BRAT
98570255PADEL BRAT
98574838PAPA SURF
98579286PEEKABOO
98570254PICKLE BRAT
98573094PLANTSQUAD
98571790PROTESTING NAPTIME.
98578502PUT IT ON MY HUSBANDS TAB
98573452SAD NUGGIE
98577846SAINT OF GOD
98573307SALTY AMERICAN
98575788SIP. SUPPORT. SALUTE.
98570258SKATE BRAT
98575782SKI PEOPLE
98573335SMALL TOWN LIFE
98578414SMILES
98575116SNOW PUNKS
98571136SORRY I WAS ON THE ROAD
98570264SUPER BRAT
98570261SURF BRAT
98578176TAKE THE FIFTH
98570250TENNIS BRAT
98573906THANK GOD FOR ATLANTA!
98575940THE 5 F’S F – FIND THEM F – FRIEND THEM F- FINGER THEM F – FUCK THEM F – FORGET THEM
98571010THERAPY IS HOT
98576482THERE’S A TEA FOR THAT
98575187TRUTH UP
98579661UNITY
98574261UNKNOWN
98576605VERY COOL
98573629VIBE CADDIE
98572718VIBE LIGHT
98570293VIBE TOWN
98570440WE SHOULD ALL BE WORKING TO SAVE EARTH
98573670WHATEVER THE WEATHER, WE’RE IN IT TOGETHER
98570925WRITTEN BY GOD
98572937YEAH, I WORK OUT
98570257YOGA BRAT

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98574796CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH ENOUGH
98571067CONCEALHER
98573392DELIGHT IN THE DETAILS
98574779DONT FUCK WITH THE JEWS
98579260ENJOY THE VIEW BUT WATCH YOUR BACK
98573390FOOTBALLHER
98576425GOD GUNS GAS & GLORY
98573374JOY IN THE MAKING
98571783TIP TOPPERS
98572753TWIST & CURL
98577890WEDDING BELLES

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98577405BIRDBATH
98573744SIGNS BY THE SEA
98576699SUSTAINABLY YOURS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98577815…MUCH MORE
98571918DIARY DOLLS
98577276EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE
98577539FIDGET STICK
98573390FOOTBALLHER
98571991GOAT STATUS
98577813MINT
98573589PADDLE DADDIES
98577734READY, FETCH, GO!
98573452SAD NUGGIE
98573744SIGNS BY THE SEA
98578385TREE TREASURES
98573670WHATEVER THE WEATHER, WE’RE IN IT TOGETHER

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98574440A PERFECT WRAP
98569722BEARDED DAD
98572049BUS WRAP
98572564CREATE SPECIAL MOMENTS
98577794IF YOU CAN THINK IT, WE CAN INK IT!
98570765MELANIA DON’T BUMP WITH NO BROKE BROKE TRUMP
98570775MELANIA WON’T LIVE IN NO WHITE HOUSE DUMP WITH NO BANKRUPT TRUMP
98579372PRINT IT FORWARD
98573960WE DON’T WANT YOUR BUSINESS
98573975WE HOPE WE NEVER WORK WITH YOU

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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