MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: March 3 – March 9, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

984401001775
98438594ALL CAPS
98436351APOTHECAREY
98437335BREAKOUT PATCH
98436047BUTTSTUFF
98432171CAKE BATTER
98439007COASTAL ESCAPE
98433339COTTON BUDDIES
98438891DICK COLOGNE
98434112EMPOWER WOMEN TO POWER THE WORLD
98434102FEEL GOOD NAKED
98435663FROM FIRST LATCH TO LAST FEED
98440806GIRLS LIKE THIS SMELL
98434043GLOW ON
98436579GODMODE
98436859GOOD STUFF
98436158HIGH ON VANILLA
98430884INSTANT NAILS
98437169KEEP IT REAL
98436088KEEP IT SMELLING SEXY
98434117LEAVE THINGS BETTER THAN WE FIND THEM
98435916LIKE A GLOSS
98432002MELTED BUTTER
98438368NOTHING BUT
98433074PINK PLUSH
98432438POUND CAKE
98433986REAL BOUGIE SKIN
98434127REFILL NOT LANDFILL
98433525SCOTT
98432758SEVEN
98434426SIMPLY BEAUTYFUL
98433726SKINTENSITY
98431420SPRING FRESH

I’m so glad I’m now including this class; otherwise I’d never have seen DICK COLOGNE. ~M

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98432170ANGEL CHIMES
98436351APOTHECAREY
98437465COFFEE SHOPPE
98439091GOOD KARMA CANDLE
98441011IN CASE I DON’T SAY IT ENOUGH
98437477JACK BE NIMBLE
98441025LAST NERVE
98439047MINDFUL MEMORIES
98441034MORE FUN THAN TWO
98441053WHEN YOU FART

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words “graphic,” “design,” “font,” or “image.”]

9843475200
98437678AETHER
98441142BLUEBERRY
98431153GOBLIN GIRL
98436579GODMODE
98434156HOTCAKES
98431235I’M FUN (FUCKED UP NIGHTLY)
98434581NOICE
98438172PRINT ON DEMANDAlso applied in 035 for “Retail services in relation to clothing”
98432265SHE WANTS REVENGE
98441100THIS MAN
98435988TITANIC

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

984315451220
98434875BEAU MONDE
98437670BELLY GANG
98434037BRACELETS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD
98441350DIAMONDS ARE FOR EVERYWHERE
98435755DREAMERS ONLY
98434944GEM BAR
98431512GENERATION LOVE
98440254H
98435967HONOR
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98431235I’M FUN (FUCKED UP NIGHTLY)
98441314LAB GROWN DIAMONDS ARE A MAN’S BEST FRIEND
98438178LOVE ME KNOT
98439039NOBLE METAL
98434549PILOT
98433074PINK PLUSH
98435620SHARE YOUR HAPPY
98437779THIRD CHARM

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98437670BELLY GANG
98441789BOARD MEETINGS WITH GOD
98439352BRING LOVE HOME
98434371FOR THE BASS
98434367FOR THE ELK
98434374FOR THE TROUT
98434381FOR THE TURKEYS
98437840GIVE THE WORLD A LITTLE LOVE TODAY
98438760GODMARK THE GOD CARD
98436579GODMODE
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98431235I’M FUN (FUCKED UP NIGHTLY)
98434476KEEP THE GOOD CLEAR OUT THE BAD
98431683KNOW MORE, DO MORE, BE MORE
98439627MINDFULL
98438100NOTHING TO FEAR
98433785OUR WRITES MATTER
98437810SATISFIED WITH NOTHING
98432265SHE WANTS REVENGE
98438782SMOKY MOUNTAIN LIFE
98438119THE BUDGET BURN BOOK
98441100THIS MAN
98438898YOU JUST GET ME

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98437105ASTEROID
98437670BELLY GANG
98441912BIG DAY
98433902BOLD. BRAVE. BLESSED.
98431078BOLSA NOVA
98436178COZY DAZE
98433080DEAR LOVEBUG
98435770DREAMERS ONLY
98440936LESS REGRETS, MORE BAGUETTES
98439809NICE WEATHER
98431051OUTDOOR PUP
98433074PINK PLUSH
98432438POUND CAKE
98441099SPRINGTIME
98432322WE GOT YOU BABY

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98431555CRAFT WORKS
98434371FOR THE BASS
98434367FOR THE ELK
98434374FOR THE TROUT
98434381FOR THE TURKEYS
98431722GOTHIC CAT
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98433830LIFE FORCE ENERGY
98433792MOSAIC
98440122PINKY SWEAR
98438172PRINT ON DEMAND
98434301PROTECT WHAT YOU LOVE
98434791WELL MADE
98432155WINE-CHIMES

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98433851BEACH ZOMBIES
98441912BIG DAY
98433902BOLD. BRAVE. BLESSED.
98436640BULLSEYE
98436272CHEERS YOUR MOTHER FIRST
98432370CHONKY BEAST
98432912COCINA FRESCA
98441636DISH STICK
98434371FOR THE BASS
98434367FOR THE ELK
98434374FOR THE TROUT
98434381FOR THE TURKEYS
98441949GOOD EXCUSES
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98433159I’M A 10.
98433285JUICE BOX
98436051MUSLIM WIFE, HAPPY LIFE
98439809NICE WEATHER
98431740PETTY OFFICER KID
98436469ROTATOR CUP
98441088SPRINGTIME
98432247THERE’S NOTHING PLASTIC ABOUT IT
98431946TRASHY GOODS
98436936WOOO PIG SOOIE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98433851BEACH ZOMBIES
98437851BEAUTY SLEEP
98435086BEDDING MATTERS
98439717BETTER FLAGS FOR EARTH & BEYOND
98441912BIG DAY
98430968BLACK FLAGS MATTER 2 ME
98438068COZY CANOPY
98436178COZY DAZE
98431985EURO.
98437741FIND COMFORT IN THE LITTLE THINGS, STRENGTH IN THE JOURNEY.
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98432219INFLUENCER
98440662LET LIFE IN
98435155SPEARMINT
98432325SPOTLIGHT
98439148SUMMER GOTH
98432254TKO
98434791WELL MADE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9843475200
98432676ANYWHERE
98439037BACKYARD BASEBALL
98439109BACKYARD BASKETBALL
98439156BACKYARD SOCCER
98439956BBQAHOLIC
98433851BEACH ZOMBIES
98437670BELLY GANG
98441912BIG DAY
98433902BOLD. BRAVE. BLESSED.
98439805BORN FOR THIS
98439352BRING LOVE HOME
98440776CHEER DADS UNITED
98436272CHEERS YOUR MOTHER FIRST
98437697CHILLIN SPORTS MOM
98433760CLASSIC BLACK MAN
98434169COURTSIDE LADY
98436178COZY DAZE
98439076CRAFTED WITH LOVE
98439157CRIMINALIZE GOLF
98434609DBAG GOLF
98432721DEFY THE GODS
98438342DO GOOD WORK
98438471DO WHAT YOU LOVE. DO IT FOREVER.
98431734DON’T DO ANYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE
98435952DREAMERS ONLY
98432259EARTHIAN
98439141FAITH, FAMILY, AND CAREER
98434700FAITHFUL LIVING
98437741FIND COMFORT IN THE LITTLE THINGS, STRENGTH IN THE JOURNEY.
98435903FIND YOUR GAME
98440209FISH PUNK
98441478GO FAST LIFE
98431153GOBLIN GIRL
98441949GOOD EXCUSES
98438018GOT ELK?
98438258HEALTHY IS A LIFESTYLE
98434731HITTIN’ BOTTOM
98438905HUG A DEMOCRAT
98434941HUG A REPUBLICAN
98436770HUNGOVER HUNTERS
98434537I AM THE ALPHA AND THE O MAGA
98438215I DON’T BELIEVE IN HUMANS
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98433159I’M A 10.
98431235I’M FUN (FUCKED UP NIGHTLY)
98435379IN GOOD FORM
98440749IS EVERYTHING
98433285JUICE BOX
98440936LESS REGRETS, MORE BAGUETTES
98435127LIVIN, LOVIN, & BELIEVIN
98432070MAMIHOOD
98439627MINDFULL
98441312MIXING GAS & HAULING ASS
98436051MUSLIM WIFE, HAPPY LIFE
98439809NICE WEATHER
98438622OLD FARTS GOLF CLUB
98436715ON THE MOVE
98441071PICKLEBALL WORLD SERIES
98433952PINK PEAR
98433074PINK PLUSH
98432438POUND CAKE
98437908PRAISE HER
98430950PROTECT BLACK WOMEN.
98435026SAND AND WATER
98431727SANITATION DEPT.
98440399SET THE STANDARD
98432265SHE WANTS REVENGE
98436133SMELL GOOD TASTE GOOD
98442044STOP TRYING TO HUMBLE BLACK WOMEN
98435658STREET GIRL
98432034SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PLANET
98432747SUSTAINABLEAF
98435846SWARTHY
98437626SWEET HONEY CHILD
98437082THE DEVIL IS A LIAR
98434066THE PROBLEM
98441991THE RICH AUNTIE DINNER CLUB
98441100THIS MAN
98434517TOGETHER EVERY ASIAN MATTERS
98431857VILLAINS
98433635VINGT ANS
98432963WE DO THIS FOR LIFE
98430980WE GO ALL THE WAY
98432322WE GOT YOU BABY
98432494WINE LIFE
98434040YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON’T TAKE – WAYNE GRETZKY

The applicant for that last one appears to actually be Wayne Gretzky! ~M

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98441912BIG DAY
98433509BOBBIN BOAT
98434733CELEBRATE A HOLIDAY
98436272CHEERS YOUR MOTHER FIRST
98437747GLAM MODE
98437734MASTERCLASS
98432572WIG DADDY
98435724WIG MASTER

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98436820FLOOR PRO
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98440662LET LIFE IN
98439875LOST IN THOUGHT
98435165WALLHERO

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98432676ANYWHERE
98439037BACKYARD BASEBALL
98439109BACKYARD BASKETBALL
98439156BACKYARD SOCCER
98440045BEACH VIBE
98437670BELLY GANG
98441912BIG DAY
98434733CELEBRATE A HOLIDAY
98434781CONFETTI SKY
98432721DEFY THE GODS
98434308EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN
98438874EVERY PUTT COUNTS
98436579GODMODE
98437469GOLF GARAGE
98432668IT’S AN ATTITUDE
98440149JOLLY PAWS
98435250MITTENS
98440040MONEY PUZZLE
98438622OLD FARTS GOLF CLUB
98437782PICKLE BROS
98441071PICKLEBALL WORLD SERIES
98441860PIECES JIGSAW PUZZLES
98441618SAFE WORD
98437119SMART GOLF STANDS
98435427SPLASH GUARD
98441100THIS MAN
98434311WHITE ELEPHANT GAME

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98441148CREATEMYTEE
98435670DPS
98439991LASER ART STUDIO
98431047NEVER TRUST A PENIS
98439640STITCH & INK

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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