MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: March 24 – March 30, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98465802AUNT BOUJEE
98469691BEAUTY COMES FROM WITHIN
98467756BOOCH
98465150BOUGIE BALM
98465282BRIGHTSIDE
98465279BRIGHTSIDE
98475880CAKE GLAZE
98470586COLOR AROMA
98471421DEEP
98474336DONKEY BALM
98475253DRAGON BLOOD BALM
98468735EXHALE THE BULLSHIT
98466472FOR THE AGES
98469940FORGET THE FACELIFT
98475212GET DIRTY
98473194GOING OUT
98466955HARMLESS
98466192HEALTHY HEALTH
98473294HONEY MOON
98471917LIP VIBES
98472288LITTLE ANGEL
98470267NATURE CARE
98468732RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE
98473355STONER BABES
98464890Y’ALL READY FOR THIS?
98466033ZEN

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98466932CALMING SCENTS
98475351KEEPERS CANDLES
98473355STONER BABES
98472221UNCANDLE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words “graphic,” “design,” “font,” or “image” in the list of goods.]

98474502B’
98465811BENTO
98473747BLUEBIRD
98475756HATCHLINGS
98466182I.T. GIRL
98466744LEMON SQUEEZY
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98473349MYLIFE
98468002NATION
98467505PELICAN
98473355STONER BABES
98468652SUNFLOWER
98475469VIEW

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98475554A NEW DAY
98475282CABLE FLEX
98475260EVERYDAY HEIRLOOMS
98469114FANTASIA
98473861GIVE ONE, KEEP ONE
98470999JUST ENOUGH JEWELRY
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98465496NOT TODAY DOOMSDAY
98468437ONE JOYFUL THING
98475288PICKLEBALL PREP
98473355STONER BABES
98470467STRUNG
98471138WITH TEETH

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98474424ALIGN
98472169AS IT IS
98471117BLUNT SMOKE
98474652BORN TO PLAY
98475522BUILDING YOUR DREAMS
98465875CHRISTIAN GROWTH
98469491CLASSIC MATERIALS
98475480DO LESS, LIVE MORE, BREATHE EASIER
98475092DRIBBLE, PASS, SHOOT & DEFEND
98475299DYNAMIC DECALS
98473376GOOD OLE BOYS
98475756HATCHLINGS
98468196IT’S UP TO US TO SAVE OUR BUTTS
98468455KINDNESS IS MY RELIGION
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98474495MERMAID ACADEMY
98465496NOT TODAY DOOMSDAY
98468437ONE JOYFUL THING
98475891OWN YOUR AWESOME
98471931PLAN LESS. DO MORE.
98473064PORTAL
98472571RADIO SILENCE
98469226SEXY SENIOR CITIZEN
98473355STONER BABES
98475189THE COUPON BIBLE
98472734WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK
98471111YOU’RE NOT DYING YOU’RE JUST WAKING UP
98473235YOURS IN CHRIST

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98475554A NEW DAY
98471251GO EVERYWHERE WITH YOU
98465605HAVE A GJOOD DAY
98467018HERE OR THERE NOW OR NEVER
98472966HOTTIE GYM BAG
98468455KINDNESS IS MY RELIGION
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98465496NOT TODAY DOOMSDAY
98472571RADIO SILENCE
98466458RAINFOREST
98473982ROAM RANGER
98474942ROUTE 66
98473800SCUM IS COOL
98473355STONER BABES
98475234STRETCH YOUR LIFE
98465604TODAY WAS A GJOOD DAY
98471138WITH TEETH
98472734WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98466721BASECAMP SUPPLY CO.
98472404HOLIDAY ARRAY
98465489JOURNEYS
98472288LITTLE ANGEL
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98472874MEOW MANSION
98469851PANTSHANGERS
98475965STASH
98473355STONER BABES
98471053THE SILICONE SAVER
98470028TINYANGEL
98469669WHALESHARK

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98467359ALWAYS ADVENTURIN
98471681CHILL SEEKER
98473376GOOD OLE BOYS
98471324GRINDIN COFFEE
98468668HARD EARNED
98474605HARRY THE POTTER – Goods: Planters & pots. Applicant: Not JKR or Warner Bros.
98468321HOMESCHOOL LIFE
98470577HYDRO VIBES
98472288LITTLE ANGEL
98472253LITTLE PEOPLE
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98468777MEMOBOTTLE
98475891OWN YOUR AWESOME
98473227PUSSY’S UNDEFEATED
98473097RIVERS ARE LIFE
98473355STONER BABES
98474355STORMCHASER
98472734WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK
98466033ZEN

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98471117BLUNT SMOKE
98473189COMFORT KNIT
98472715EVERYDAY BAMBU
98475003META FIBERS
98473254MINERALIZED SILK
98473227PUSSY’S UNDEFEATED
98473355STONER BABES
98475606SUNKISSED
98473188TRUE CHILL
98472734WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9847087099%ER
98467359ALWAYS ADVENTURIN
98469385AMERICAN RESPONDER
98473719APRICOT
98472169AS IT IS
98465802AUNT BOUJEE
98466106BAD BASS
98475617BAMFB
98466796BASSBROS
98472958BASSTARDS
98476327BE BETTER…
98471222BE NO MAN’S PEACE
98470596BEAR THE BURDEN
98466700BEING BROKE IS SO UNAMERICAN!
98475378BIDEN CANNOT TAKE THESE GUNS
98470956BOGEY BIKER
98471125BOOZE HOUND
98469568BULLYING? NOT ON MY WATCH!
98472887CAN’T STOP WINNING
98476367CHICKS NEED HATS
98475458CHINA GIRL
98471107CHOCOLATE MEANS LOVE
98476496COMMUTER
98475939COUNTRY CALLING
98466163CUTE CHAOS
98473337DIRECT ME 2 GOD
98469949DON’T HATE DONATE
98473273ECO LIFE
98473361ECOLIFE
98473330ECOSURF
98464905ENTREPRENEU CREW
98468287FAITH IN TRAINING
98474599FARM FOREVER.
98468113FASTER THAN FEAR
98464924FEARLESS DREAMER
98471120FEARXGOD
98473182FISH AND FINS
98474744FITTER & FASTER
98473711FLORIDA LOCAL
98465261FLORIDA NATIVE
98465195FOUR
98469197GARDEN NAKED
98468635GIRLS LIE TOO
98469588GO PORK YOURSELF!
98473997GOLF ZADDY
98476063GOT BOOST?
98474931GRAFTERS
98467352GRAY
98475751GRITTY LIFE
98470899GROCERY VEST
98475370HAPPY COCK FARM
98468668HARD EARNED
98475756HATCHLINGS
98465605HAVE A GJOOD DAY
98470588HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD
98470853HIPPY ERA
98465718HOLY PALS
98468321HOMESCHOOL LIFE
98469537HOOD RATTS
98466694HOW CAN THEY BEAT YOU IF THEY CAN’T OUTWORK YOU
98465667HUSTLE BLESSED
98468106I AM ENOUGH
98465796I KNOW THINGS
98470624I TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE REAL
98464968I.U.K.U.K
98465025I’M DEAD, LET’S GO.
98467967I’M INTO DUCK STUFF
98465144ISNT SHE ONE DERFUL
98468453JUST FOUND MY LOST SHAKER OF SALT !
98465753KAYAK, OR DIE.
98466168KEEP ‘EM BLIND WITH YOUR SHINE
98468455KINDNESS IS MY RELIGION
98468493LET’S GO GIRLS
98472249LITTLE PEOPLE
98464919LORD HAVE MERCY
98471271LOVE TO SMOKE
98469486MAKE DETROIT GREAT AGAIN
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98470623MAÑANA SERÁ BONITO
98466713MASCULINE MOM
98474495MERMAID ACADEMY
98465046MILITARY GRADE DRUNK
98469791MORE THAN RICH
98472792MY LIFE BELONGS TO JESUS
98465168NAPPOPOTAMUS
98465188NO DIDDY
98467180NO DIDDY
98473201NO DIDDY
98465496NOT TODAY DOOMSDAY
98470401OG DADDY
98468318ON GAWD
98468437ONE JOYFUL THING
98475891OWN YOUR AWESOME
98475288PICKLEBALL PREP
98467158PIGS ARE SMART
98465381PUBLIC LIFE
98471539PURPOSE OVER PLEASURE
98473227PUSSY’S UNDEFEATED
98473270PWRD BY COFFEE
98473097RIVERS ARE LIFE
98472453SALTY BALLS
98472434SALTY CHERRIES
98473793SCUM IS COOL
98468785SECOND STRING
98474638SHE BELIEVED SHE COULD, SO GOD DID
98473151SKILLED NOT SCARED
98465024SLAY…
98465765SMALLPOTATO
98470627SORRY NO SAMPLES
98468631SOUTHERN LAKE LIFE
98471395STAY COMFORTABLE.
98476072STAY HOOKED
98475502STILL HERE
98473355STONER BABES
98474355STORMCHASER
98475234STRETCH YOUR LIFE
98467407SUBSTRATE
98466874SUNSETS AND DINKS
98465771THE SPIRIT OF LIFE
98470560TO THE ONE WHO
98465604TODAY WAS A GJOOD DAY
98476464TRUMP LIES MATTER
98468706UNDERDOGS DON’T STOP
98467961WHISKEY BOYS
98471138WITH TEETH
98472734WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK
98467847YOU’RE VERY EVERYTHING

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98466509AUTUMN ACCENTS
98474112FOR GIRL
98467062INSTANT LOC MACHINE
98468455KINDNESS IS MY RELIGION
98465433LOCKBRAIDS
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98465996ANDES
98473384BLUE
98470428GYPSY RUG
98470405GYPSY RUGS
98468596RESTFUL RETREAT
98471306SHUT UP HANG ON
98472850WELLNESSMATS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98469300BABY WHEEL
98469314BABY YOGA WHEEL
98465823BAD VIBES
98468049BE BOLD. BE YOU.
98474652BORN TO PLAY
98466262EASY-DOODLE
98467976FEEL & LEARN
98470652FISH WHISTLE
98475756HATCHLINGS
98465545HEARTWARMING HUGS
98469717JUST FLOAT
98467190LET’S PARTY
98468167LIMITLESS MOMMA
98465501LITTLE PRICK
98468215MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE
98469331MAMMA WHEEL
98471406ME, YOU, WE
98475697MERCENARY
98469419MERCURY
98474495MERMAID ACADEMY
98466005PACK AWAY AFTER PLAY
98472938PET PEEVES
98466225PIZZA BY THE SLICE
98468666RIZZ
98467829ROCK N’ PLAY GUITAR
98473491SERVE AND SWAG
98467968SHINE BRIGHT
98471642THE BEST PADDLE
98471343TOOLS FOR TINY HANDS
98472734WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK
98469341YOGA WHEEL FAMILY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98467198BETTER BEANS, BETTER COFFEE
98469589BORN
98469568BULLYING? NOT ON MY WATCH!
98468827FLUFF & FUR
98470428GYPSY RUG
98470405GYPSY RUGS
98465098JESUS IS WATER
98473463LOGOED TEES
98468509XPRESSION DECALS

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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