MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: March 17 – March 23, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98455175A TREAT, NOT A TREATMENT
98460965A WASHING MACHINE IN A LITTLE BOTTLE
98456683ALL AGES. ALL STAGES.
98462691ARROGANCE
98453376ATYPICAL
98458622BALANCE OF NUTRITION
98456203BARBIE
98459722BETTER THAN A BRONZER
98461356BOOGER HEAD
98459628BYE BYE STYE
98462849CLEAR
98460006DO-RE-MI
98456077DOTTED
98453566DRUGGIST
98458082EXTRA NATURAL
98460355GET SET, GO
98458065GROW YOUR GLOW
98459090HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
98463100HUMPTY DUMPTY
98454673KEEP GLOWING
98460588LAZY GIRL
98458373NON-TOXIC MASCULINITY
98458014PARADISE
98458689PERFECT 10
98458998POINT OF VIEW
98454231PRETTY 4 LIFE
98464264PROSECCO
98456362PSYCHIC SISTERS
98453975READY. PREP. GO.
98454668SHINE YOUR LIGHT
98458715SNOW GLOBE
98458016VITAL
98460625YOU REMIND ME

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98461000BESTIES
98459976DO-RE-MI
98455797HALFY ANNIVERSARY
98455786HALFY BIRTHDAY
98455822HALFY NEW YEAR
98458887LIVE HEAVENLY
98458373NON-TOXIC MASCULINITY
98456362PSYCHIC SISTERS
98456524TALE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words “graphic,” “design,” “font,” or “image” in the list of goods.]

98463879CONDUCTOR
98461302CONTENT-DRIVEN TECHNOLOGY
98461397CONTENT-ENABLED TECHNOLOGY
98462081ELIMINATE SELF-SABOTAGE
98463964FLOWSTATE
98458251GODS ELF
98453521GOUDA
98456994LARGE ARCHITECTURE MODEL
98456953LARGE CULTURE MODEL
98459031READY FOR ACTION
98459578RENDER
98459521TOPICS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98455987AFFORDABLE STERLING
98455127ATOMIC JEWELRY
98464055BROKEN COLLECTION
98461417DIVORCE RING
98460066DO-RE-MI
98460421GEMCRAFTING
98459109HELLO ANGEL GIRL
98463100HUMPTY DUMPTY
98458442LIVING LEGACY
98462866MINIVAN CHIC
98459290OPEN YOUR MIND
98456362PSYCHIC SISTERS
98458104STAY SOBER
98457481SUPA DUPA FLY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98462465“MAKE EVERY DAY THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE”
98458250A PRACTICAL GUIDE FOR THE MODERN WOMAN
98462769ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL
98463807AMERICAN FARMERS MATTER
98461037BARISTA HUSTLE
98454626BARK BUDDIES
98456939BE SMARTER. BE PRESENT. BE TOGETHER.
98453334BE YOU ONLY YOU
98464091BRING THE HAPPY
98460298CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
98456833DING DONG DITCH
98463564DO THE HARD THINGS FIRST
98460066DO-RE-MI
98459976DO-RE-MI
98463890FCKU
98463829FLORIDA FARMERS MATTER
98455021FRONT DOOR
98460708GREATLY LOVED
98455797HALFY ANNIVERSARY
98455786HALFY BIRTHDAY
98455822HALFY NEW YEAR
98459109HELLO ANGEL GIRL
98461705KALEIDOSCOPE
98463331LIFE IS GOOD
98454217LIMITLESS PLANNER
98454175LONG LIVE THE SUMMER
98457141NETFISH & CHILL
98454333NOMADS
98459290OPEN YOUR MIND
98456134POLLYANNA WAS A BADASS
98464222S
98461374SONS
98460370THE DUE DATE IS NOT THE DO DATE
98462485WORLD’S GREATEST ARTIST

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98461999BEST OF DOG
98460066DO-RE-MI
98456118ESCAPE PACK
98461678GRAMPING
98459109HELLO ANGEL GIRL
98463464HUMPTY DUMPTY
98462322HYDROCARRY
98461926KITTY UP!
98460858LEASH OF LOVE
98461208ON-THE-GO GIRL
98455719OUTDOOR STATE
98461287SHUFFLE LIFE
98461960SIMPLESACKS
98457481SUPA DUPA FLY
98460370THE DUE DATE IS NOT THE DO DATE
98456214THE SAFEST PLACE OUTSIDE YOUR ARMS
98456479TRAIL DOG
98458097WAG WORKS
98455193WINK

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98454115BED BUNNY
98457377CHANGE EM
98460066DO-RE-MI
98459318ELEGANT FURNITURE & LIGHTING
98457552FEAR NOT THE WRINKLE
98464191GAH!
98463100HUMPTY DUMPTY
98454916MOD
98463770PAISLEY
98457149SLEEP DOCTOR
98464193TAKE CARE OF THAT MELON
98461497THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SEASHELL
98456214THE SAFEST PLACE OUTSIDE YOUR ARMS
98461504TOGETHER BED
98454091ULTIMATE COMFORT PILLOW

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98463807AMERICAN FARMERS MATTER
98461037BARISTA HUSTLE
98456460BOURBON HUNTER
98458884CASTAWAYS AGAINST CANCER
98456114DATE BUDDY
98460066DO-RE-MI
98459976DO-RE-MI
98461407DOS GRINGOS
98457552FEAR NOT THE WRINKLE
98463829FLORIDA FARMERS MATTER
98460334FUCK THEM BOATS
98456733FUELED BY MATCHA
98455873GRAD WISH
98458353GRILLEST
98455797HALFY ANNIVERSARY
98455786HALFY BIRTHDAY
98455822HALFY NEW YEAR
98463746HANDCRAFTED WITH LOVE
98454104HUMBLE OBJECTS
98463100HUMPTY DUMPTY
98459633JUST INGREDIENTS
98458619JUST POP IT
98454486KEEPING GOOD SPIRITS
98463700LIFE DOES NOT GET ANY COOLER THAN THIS
98464401LIGHTLY
98464671LITTLE MIRACLE
98464673MARTINI GENIE
98455568MINI KITCHEN
98461347MORMON BATTALION
98460476POOP BAGS
98463163SIMPLE MATTERS
98463167SIMPLY GRACED
98463170SIMPLY GRACEFUL
98463965THE SALAD WHISPERER
98456388WEATHER HUNTERS
98464426WIND CHIMES
98463190WORK FROM HOME
98459940WORK SUCKS. ADVENTURES DON’T.
98463233WORKING FROM HOME
98463776YOU GRILL GIRL

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98462644AMERICA FOREVER
98454115BED BUNNY
98453546BED INTIMACY
98461579BLANQQET
98453989BRAIN SLEEP
98454162DESIGNER HOUSE
98459976DO-RE-MI
98462999HERE, YOUR DREAMS TAKE SHAPE
98463100HUMPTY DUMPTY
98453535INTIMACY BLANKET
98462160LEVEL UP YOUR EXPERIENCE
98463331LIFE IS GOOD
98453542PLEASURE BLANKET
98464193TAKE CARE OF THAT MELON
98454924THE BARE BED
98463190WORK FROM HOME
98463233WORKING FROM HOME

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98462769ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL
98463807AMERICAN FARMERS MATTER
98461693BASKETBALL UNIVERSITY
98457350BE GREAT IN THEIR FACE
98453334BE YOU ONLY YOU
98462928BENCH SEAT ERA
98458471BORN IN DETROIT
98453450BOULDER ROCKS
98456460BOURBON HUNTER
98464091BRING THE HAPPY
98457704BROKE IS NOT AN OPTION
98462794BROWN GIRLS SMOKE
98459098BULLIES AREN’T COOL
98462638CAJUNGIRL
98460298CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
98457491CHEEKY BOTTOMS
98456656CLEAN AF (AND FOLDED)
98462583COUNTRY RISING
98464025COYOTE UGLY
98456036DANK DISTRICT
98463437DANK OF AMERICA
98462820DEFY THE RULES
98459582DOES ONE LOSE THEIR MIND OR DOES ONE’S MIND LOSE ONE’S SOUL
98459555DOES ONE LOSE THEIR MIND OR DOES ONE’S MIND LOSE THEM?
98463622DOGPILE
98460855DON’T BE THE BLOCK, BUY THE BLOCK
98459976DO-RE-MI
98461407DOS GRINGOS
98459147EMBRACE YOUR SASSY
98457396EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE IS EITHER FATTENING OR INAPPROPRIATE
98461674FANCY GIRL LIFESTYLE
98461634FBOY
98461644FBOY LOVERBOY
98463890FCKU
98457552FEAR NOT THE WRINKLE
98461591FEE MAIL
98460662FEMOLOGY
98455033FLOCK NATION
98463829FLORIDA FARMERS MATTER
98456308FOR THE KINGDOM AND BEYOND
98464252FOR THE LOVE OF PHILLY
98461487FREAK-A-ZOID
98454843FUCKINFANTASTIC
98456733FUELED BY MATCHA
98458148GIRLS LIE
98463660GOD IS THE BLUEPRINT
98464611GOD WTHN
98457504GOD, THANKS FOR NOTHING…
98458674GOLFERS ARE ATHLETES
98464056GOOD FATHERS ONLY
98457104GRACE, MERCY, & POWER
98456397GREATNESS STANDS ALONE
98455797HALFY ANNIVERSARY
98455786HALFY BIRTHDAY
98455822HALFY NEW YEAR
98458242HAMMERED
98457164HAPPY GIRL CLUB
98458128HAPPY HOUR HAIR CLUB
98464147HAPPY MOM
98459109HELLO ANGEL GIRL
98459542HELLO WORLD COFFEE
98455211HER SHOT
98453539HOTMOMS
98463395HUMBLY HAPPY
98463464HUMPTY DUMPTY
98460517I AM FLYING FREELY AND SO ARE MY DREAMS
98457788I CAN’T BUT I KNOW A GUY
98457951I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED
98454815I SAY
98455551I WORE IT
98460097I’M BOB
98460076I’M WINNING
98454785IN BLONDES WE TRUST
98461463JACK & JANET & CHRISSY
98454935JESUS IS MY ONLY KING
98460542JUST CUZ
98461318KARMA DON’T LIKE BITCHEZ
98463963KARMA IS A GIRL’S GIRL
98458376KEEP LIFE FUN
98454486KEEPING GOOD SPIRITS
98464445KICK FLIP
98456999LIKE COOL OLD
98463761LIVE DEAD DIE FREE
98458887LIVE HEAVENLY
98457194LOVE HOPE STRENGTH
98454450LOVE HYGIENE
98457117LOVED BY GOD
98464263LSD
98459581MAKE THE DECISION
98456094MASCULINE MOM
98456962MAYBE 3 PEOPLE
98453390ME + GOD
98455525MIND THE GAME
98453747MOMDAY
98461472MUSHROOMS WITH BENEFITS
98459991MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS SEX
98464740MY UNIQUENESS IS AN ASSET, NOT A LIABILITY!
98454006NERDY BOY
98457381NETFLIX AND CHILL
98454435OLD SCHOOL’S TIL WE DIE
98456496ON A MISH
98463149ON MY SOUL
98460759ON THE DANCEFLOOR
98459290OPEN YOUR MIND
98458994PET FAM
98453555PHENOMENAL
98460559PICKLED
98458265PORTLAND AF
98464314PORTLAND AS FUCK
98458267PRETTY HORMONAL
98456362PSYCHIC SISTERS
98454813PUCKER UP
98459031READY FOR ACTION
98453506RECREATIONAL
98456687RUN THE DAMN BALL
98464164SAD MOM
98463173SALTY LOCAL
98459967SCOUT LIFE
98461943SHRUGG LIFE
98463163SIMPLE MATTERS
98453485SOUL PICKLE
98464509SPARKLE PONY
98456431SPEED METAL
98457176SPLASH
98458527STUPID CUPID
98461889SUPPORT BLACK FATHERS
98463028THE DRUNK FAIRY GODMOTHER
98460370THE DUE DATE IS NOT THE DO DATE
98459528THE GAME OF LIFE IS A PLAY AND WE CAN ALL PLAY THE GAME OF LIFE
98460874THE REGAL BEAGLE
98457118THE ROPERS
98456198THE SHITTY MOM CLUB
98454331THINK LESS CREATE MORE
98456412THREE’S COMPANY
98457856THRSDAY
98464267TIM3L3SS
98455938TOUCH OF EVIL
98456617TOXIK CHRISTIANITY
98464767TRUST GOLF
98455804TRUST THE BEAT
98454427UPBEAT
98463054WASTED TALENT
98456388WEATHER HUNTERS
98458497WHERE THERE IS HOPE THERE IS FREEDOM
98455193WINK
98463190WORK FROM HOME
98459940WORK SUCKS. ADVENTURES DON’T.
98463233WORKING FROM HOME
98462485WORLD’S GREATEST ARTIST
98457218YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET
98456252YOU’LL BE GLAD YOU DID

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98456075COLLARLIFT
98456614DIAPER-ZIP
98460066DO-RE-MI
98455027HAIRCLUB
98463602I FEEL BONITA
98457194LOVE HOPE STRENGTH
98460116MINDFUL FREEDOM
98454445MODERN QUEEN
98459508NO SHAMPOO

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98460066DO-RE-MI
98463100HUMPTY DUMPTY
98463331LIFE IS GOOD
98453747MOMDAY
98460555STAINMASTER

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

9846267021 INCHES
98455184ABC BINGO
98462769ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL
98458076BANANA WEIGHTS
98456205BESTIE NATION
98463647BORING BALL MARKERS
98453505CARDIO CAT WHEEL
98460282CHIBI FIGURE
98454664CHIBI IN MOTION
98456320CRITTER CALL
98459976DO-RE-MI
98454190FINS
98455956FLOW STATE
98455074GOLF IS A VERB
98458674GOLFERS ARE ATHLETES
98455797HALFY ANNIVERSARY
98455786HALFY BIRTHDAY
98455822HALFY NEW YEAR
98459109HELLO ANGEL GIRL
98453699INVISIBLE HUNTER
98458376KEEP LIFE FUN
98461836LET’S DO THIS
98456442LIFT YOUR LIFE
98453747MOMDAY
98454139MY CUSTOM CLUB
98454219MY PAR
98460559PICKLED
98461714PRESSURE
98459697PROWL
98461627REFLEX
98459803THE MAJESTIC CHRISTMAS COMPANY
98464046ULTRA CORNHOLE
98458284WATER BOTTLE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98459976DO-RE-MI
98464711FLORIDA DTF
98463331LIFE IS GOOD
98454928TOXIC MASCULINITY MATTERS!

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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