MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: March 10 – March 16, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98438013ATMO
98447868BALD BAR
98443196BAOBOB
98443177BEACH-ISH
98443353BODY INCENSE
98443445BOOST+
98443397BOOTY BUBBLES
98449766BOOTY SECRETS
98446524BROW STAMP
98449037CLEAN PET
98444833CUPID
98449349DON’T SWEAT IT
98444411FACIAL TOWELS
98449607GET THE FUNK, OFF YOUR JUNK
98445087GO STEADY
98447595HAIR WITCH
98442345HANG NAIL PRODUCT
98450539HAWAIIAN BLEND
98450060LIFTER
98450473LOLLIPOP
98446441MODERN VANILLA
98445212RAPSCALLION
98447131SHE GONE
98443899SHE’S SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
98443562SHORT & SASSY
98448366SMELL THIS
98442771SURF GYPSY
98445567THE WAX QUEEN
98450393TRUMP
98449072WIG WASH

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98442868ATMO
98444425CAVIAR COWGIRL
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98448941HOUSE OF LEGENDS
98443169LA CANDLE
98444185MELT YOUR HEART
98447850MELTING MOMENTS
98448169VULGAR WICKS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words “graphic,” “design,” “font,” or “image.”]

98450864ALASKAN GROWN
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98443261DOPE-A-MEME
98444872DOTE
98449707DREAM SCREEN
98442805IMMERSE YOURSELF IN LIGHT
98450555MILLION DOLLAR TEMPLATES
98448914PURE
98447740SMART LOCK SCREEN
98447748SMART SCREEN
98446540TITANIUM
98448298UNITY

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98449544ARTIST ALLEY
98450894BE KIND
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98446159FREESIA
98447717GIFTER
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98449062KINETIC
98445072LUCID CUPID
98444993MINTED NOT PRINTED
98445584PHYSICAL BITCOIN
98442945POST NO BILLS
98447682SAVED AMERICAN
98449986SNOWFLAKE SETTING
98447222THE FUTURE IS NEURODIVERSE
98450085WRIST DRIP

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98450864ALASKAN GROWN
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98445880BROWN LIKE ME
98442751CHALK-O-RAMA
98443551CHIASTIC BIBLE
98448554CLAY PLAY
98449958CURE THE CAUSES
98450266DTF TRANSFERS ZONE
98443918EXAMPEDIA
98445741FULLY FUNCTIONAL PRESS
98450077HARMLESS SMUT
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98444921I-CRAYONS
98447404LIFE HACKS IN A BOX
98444942LOVE AND BE LOVED BETTER
98448866LUMINIOUS PATH
98444056MONEYBALL LEADERSHIP
98444045MONEYBALL MINDSET
98442516NO PAUSE FOR MENOPAUSE
98445644NO XCUSES
98442556OBESITY FIGHT CLUB
98444862ONE ANGRY PATRIOT
98450131ONLY GOD IS GREAT.
98444733PAINTER OF DRAMATIC REALISM
98449065POETRY IN AMERICA
98442945POST NO BILLS
98450260PRETZEL BUDDY
98448704PRO FORECAST FANTASY FOOTBALL
98446411RIBBON BAGS
98447682SAVED AMERICAN
98444894SHIP THE SHIT.
98442373SNAP!
98443205TEAM FAMILY
98444142WHEN IN DOUBT GO HIGHER
98444210WOWZA
98442524ZOOKEEPER

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98442623ALWAYS GAME
98448293BALL&CHAIN
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98447411BY APPOINTMENT
98446310DO HARD THINGS
98446773DREAM. PLAY. REPEAT.
98447717GIFTER
98447790HEY GANG
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98447502LAZY SUNDAY
98446747LOYAL DAWG
98446754SQUATCH SURVIVAL GEAR
98444760TAKE MORE SICK DAYS
98447619THAT’S SO FETCH
98446226WAG
98449354WANDERFUL
98444210WOWZA

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

984455262 COOL
98442875BREEZE
98442896HIGHEST HONOR
98448123JOIST REINFORCER
98448136JOIST REPAIR REINFORCER
98442891MEDAL PEDESTAL
98450427NATIONWIDE
98445644NO XCUSES
98446307OUTDOOR ZONE
98444760TAKE MORE SICK DAYS
98447843VERMONT LINEN
98446226WAG
98448173WEB REINFORCER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98444990A LITTLE PAMPERING NOW AND THEN DOESN’T HURT
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98444081BOSS SOCIETY
98442894CHEF’S SEAL
98443631DON JUAN
98445560DRAY
98444097EARTH CUPS
98447101EAT SUSTAINABLY
98443833FROZEN ORBS
98450655GET OUTDOORS
98445684GRILL GENERAL
98442896HIGHEST HONOR
98443377HORSEPOWER
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98443139JAILBREAK
98450715LIFE, WELL-HYDRATED
98450474LOLLIPOP
98444942LOVE AND BE LOVED BETTER
98446351MAMA COZY LIFE
98442516NO PAUSE FOR MENOPAUSE
98446307OUTDOOR ZONE
98448126PLAYERS
98442675SELKE LIFE
98442373SNAP!
98443291ZOO CREW

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

984455262 COOL
98442860ADAPT
98442871ATMO
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98442875BREEZE
98443327BUT MOM[Applicant has grouped “T-shirts, hoodies, hats, coffee mugs” in 024.]
98446773DREAM. PLAY. REPEAT.
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98449907IT’S NOT PENIS BROTHER IT’S PEANUT BUTTER
98447502LAZY SUNDAY
98448369MUSLIN COMFORT
98442516NO PAUSE FOR MENOPAUSE
98442556OBESITY FIGHT CLUB
98446226WAG

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98445422808 STATE OF MIND
98444040ABOVE ALL NATIONS
98450005AGGRESSIVE GENTLEMEN
98447792AGING IS THE AGGRESSIVE PURSUIT OF COMFORT
98450864ALASKAN GROWN
98453144ALL THE COOL KIDS SOBER
98442692BARBECUE FOR PRESIDENT
98445912BARE
98447383BEACH MANIAC
98448860BIG THIEF
98446093BLACK LIVES MATTER FOUNDATION
98446088BLM FOUNDATION
98442320BORN RAD.
98448813BORN TO EXPLORE
98449691BUCK EM ALL
98447739CAJUN
98446779CALLED TO SERVE
98444608CLIMATE CHALLENGER
98449910CONVICTED FELON
98447505COUNTRY MUSIC MADE ME GAY
98446304COWPUNCHER
98445394DEATH HAPPENS
98445420DEATH HAPPENS DIE HAPPY
98444219DEFIANT NOT COMPLIANT
98442740DIE A WOLF
98449418DIE FINISHED
98443568DO BORING BETTER
98444361DO HARD THINGS
98449617DON’T MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!
98443459DON’T PLAY THE GAME, BE THE GAME-CHANGER
98446115DONT TALK TO ME
98445195DOPAMINE
98444714DOPE MOMS ONLY
98443261DOPE-A-MEME
98446367DOWNTOWN IS A STATE OF MIND
98446773DREAM. PLAY. REPEAT.
98446011DUMB GIRL
98448026EUTHANASIA BECAUSE PEOPLE SUCK
98453069FACTS ARE ALL I KNOW
98443063FAITH OVERCOMES FEAR
98445962FALLING FOR FOOTBALL
98449835FEARLESS
98445263FEMININE FREEDOM
98452908FIND THE BEAUTY
98442873FLAWLESSLY EXECUTED
98447476FRIENDS WITH ANIMALS
98442376FROM DETROIT WITH LOVE
98450401FUCK THE INTERNET
98446140FUNKY LIKE SUNDAY
98446778GET SLOPPY
98444068GIANT SLAYER
98447547GIFTER
98445462GIRLS LIKE SPORTS
98443060HAMPTONS DAD
98443842HAMPTONS MOM
98447790HEY GANG
98446784HONORABLE DISCHARGE
98447153HOUSE NOIR
98446314HOUSE OF DANK
98448198HUGE CLUB GIRL
98443348HYPE FOR CHRIST
98447679I BELIEVE LIFE IS BETTER WITH SNOWMOBILING!
98449630I ROLL WITH GOD
98447385IF YOUR MORNING IS HARD YOUR DAY WILL BE EASY
98443663I’M WITH HUR
98447976IN CONVERSATION
98449450INTROVERTED ICON
98442644IT’S A GOOD THING
98442648IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DIRT
98449907IT’S NOT PENIS BROTHER IT’S PEANUT BUTTER
98442264IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE
98446774JAR HEADS
98442323JESUS FREAKS
98446533JUST SAY KNOW
98447502LAZY SUNDAY
98443630LET’S GO
98444942LOVE AND BE LOVED BETTER
98446747LOYAL DAWG
98449940LOYALTY IS RARE
98445072LUCID CUPID
98452952MAKE AMERICA LOVE AGAIN
98447807MAMA MAKE AMERICA MISERABLE AGAIN VOTE JOE
98447016MAN I FEEL LIKE A BRIDE
98443806MONEY MY ONLY RELIGION
98442516NO PAUSE FOR MENOPAUSE
98453001OFFICIAL HOT BOY
98447885OG SANDY
98444862ONE ANGRY PATRIOT
98450131ONLY GOD IS GREAT.
98448749OUT OF TOUCH
98444203POST NUT CLARITY
98447653PTA DROPOUT
98447894RIDE BARE
98448510SARCASM AND SUNSHINE
98447682SAVED AMERICAN
98445236SEAMLESS SHAPEWEAR
98445217SPIRITUAL MOM
98444760TAKE MORE SICK DAYS
98442178TAKE THE POWER BACK
98447222THE FUTURE IS NEURODIVERSE
98449080THERE IS NO I IN TEAMS
98445504THIS IS THE LIFE
98450393TRUMP
98444877UH HUH HAVE A GOOD DAY
98446729ULTIMATE HUMAN

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98446773DREAM. PLAY. REPEAT.
98448214HOTTIECUTIE
98442516NO PAUSE FOR MENOPAUSE
98447325PRESS ON BOOBIES
98445236SEAMLESS SHAPEWEAR
98448791TOUGH TAPE
98446226WAG

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98443959DIRT STOPPER
98447439KNOTTED
98447682SAVED AMERICAN
98447839WALLCOVERINGS MART

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98447145ACTIVEGEAR
98448484ARM SWING
98445880BROWN LIKE ME
98447739CAJUN
98448390DO HARD THINGS
98445202DOPAMINE
98446773DREAM. PLAY. REPEAT.
98443194DRINK IF…
98450526ENJOY THE FISH
98444571GYM MONSTER
98448336LUMINESCENT
98450486REEL BUDDY
98442373SNAP!
98447619THAT’S SO FETCH
98449832THIS AND THAT LITTLE OF THIS LITTLE OF THAT
98443274VOODOO DOODOO DOLLS
98446226WAG
98442524ZOOKEEPER

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98448037IT’S TIME FOR HOMEWORK!
98443049KEEP IT SIMPLE
98442516NO PAUSE FOR MENOPAUSE

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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