MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: June 4 – June 11, 2022

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the 5 most-often used classes for crafted goods.

 


Class 014 – Jewelry

Includes: Jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

ACTIVELY BLACK
CARE FOR YOUR PEOPLE. CARE FOR YOUR PLANET.
FINE ART JEWELRY
FOREVER LOVE
HARD CANDY
HOTTIE HONEY
LEGIT BLING
TOUCH HEART

 


Class 016 – Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: Greeting cards, books, planners, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, and more.

BALANCE
BARK LIFE
BEGIN NOW
CARE FOR YOUR PEOPLE. CARE FOR YOUR PLANET.
COME FALL IN LOVE
FOREVER
GET INTO YOUR LIFE
GLITTER PAYS THE BILLS
I CRY AT WORK
JUICE BOX
JUST VIBE
KEEPING IT CLEAN, ONE REAR END AT A TIME
LAGOON LIFE
MAKE BLUNTS GREAT AGAIN
MEOW LIFE
MERGE
MIGHTY STRONG
SQUEEZE
START HERE. GET THERE.
STONED MOMS
STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GET OFF YOUR ASS
THRIVE PLANNER
TOUGHLOVE
TWELVE
UNTAMED BEAUTY
WHERE THERE ARE NO WORDS, THERE IS LOVE.
YOU CAN HEAR ME, RIGHT?

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: Drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

ACTIVELY BLACK
BARK LIFE
BOUGIE BITCH
CARE FOR YOUR PEOPLE. CARE FOR YOUR PLANET.
COOLCAT
CRAZY CUP LADY
HIGH GROUND
HOUSE OF PARTY
I CRY AT WORK
KICK CANCER
LAZY BUMS
LIVE LIFE TASTEFULLY
LOVE FOR ALL WHO HAVE LOVE FOR ALL
MEOW LIFE
MERMAID BABE
SHINE ON
START HERE. GET THERE.
STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GET OFF YOUR ASS
SUSTAIN YOURSELF
WAKE UP THIRSTY?
YOU CAN HEAR ME, RIGHT?

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: Flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

AGILITY
BARK LIFE
BOUGIE BITCH
CARE FOR YOUR PEOPLE. CARE FOR YOUR PLANET.
CONSCIOUSLY MINDED
CORE
HUGGIN PILLOW
MEOW LIFE
SQUEEZE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

ACTIVELY BLACK
AIN’T LIFE SWEET
BARK LIFE
BASKETBALL IS LIFE
BE A MESSENGER
BOARD OUT OF MY MIND
BOSSY BITCH
BOSSY SASSY
BOUGIE BITCH
CANCEL CANCEL CULTURE
CANTINA DE LECHE
CARE FOR YOUR PEOPLE. CARE FOR YOUR PLANET.
CITIZEN OF ALL CULTURE
COMFORTABLY UNCOMFORTABLE
CONSCIOUSLY MINDED
DADS FOR AMERICA
DAUGHTERS OF
DAYLIGHT
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HIGH
DREAM BIG, LITTLE BUG
DUST
FIERCE & KIND
GANGSTER WITCH
GET MENTAL
GET NAKED GET NASTY
GET SET, GO!!
GIRL CRUSH
GLITTER PAYS THE BILLS
H U M B L E.
I AM ALWAYS PERFECT.
I AM ALWAYS THE PERFECT HUSBAND.
I CRY AT WORK
I RIDE WITH GOD
I’M A 2020 SURVIVOR
IMMORTAL
IT’S OKKKAYYYYY, IT’S ALLRIGGHHT
JUST VIBE
KICK CANCER
LIFE’S GOOD MAKE IT GREAT
LIL’ DROPS OF SUNSHINE
LOVE FOR ALL WHO HAVE LOVE FOR ALL
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
MAKE BLUNTS GREAT AGAIN
MAKE YOURSELF UNCOMFORTABLE
MASTER OF BAD-ASSERY
MENTALLY SINGLE
MEOW LIFE
MILK BAR (OPEN 24/7)
MILK DRUNK
MILK ON TAP
MIND YOUR OWN TITS
MOUNTAIN SNOB
MUDDERFUKKERS
NOBODY LIKES A DOUCHE CANOE
OCCASIONALLY STUCK UP
POVERTY SUCKS!
QUESTION EVERYTHING
RECOVERING BAD GOLFER
SALT KISSED
SAVE THE PIT BULL
SHINE ON
SMILE TODAY
START HERE. GET THERE.
STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GET OFF YOUR ASS
SWEET MAMA
THEY DIDN’T BELIEVE IN US. GOD DID.
THINK NEGATIVE
TOTAL SASSHOLE
UNAPOLOGETICALLY INSANE
WE CAN DO HARD THINGS
YOU CAN HEAR ME, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW THE VIBES

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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