MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: June 23 – June 29, 2024

It will not surprise you all to hear that there are even more “hawk tuah” applications this week. 🙄

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98620785BASIS
98620274BAYSIDE
98615291BE FREE TO BE UNIQUE
98619680BRAVE CACTUS
98616060BROOMSTICK BREW
98619496BROW BEHAVIOR
98614363BYE BYE BUSH
98619941CHI VIBES
98614469CLEAN*Asterisk is not mine; it’s part of the mark.
98622697EVOLVE
98616171FITS EVERY BODY TO A T
98618997GRANDE FINALE
98615999HAWK TUAH
98620987HAWK TUAH HAIR & BODY PRODUCTS
98614481HAWK TUAH OILS & LUBRICANTS
98620836HAWK TUAH ORAL CARE
98622853LIVE.LIFE.LOUD.
98620341MOONLIT MEADOW
98620354MORNING LIGHT
98624271NATIVE
98621059NO.
98614389SHRUBS
98620380SOLO
98620278STRONG AS YOU ARE
98624636SWEATY TO READY
98619801VACATION SKIN
98614904WARPSPEED
98619517WILD ELEGANCE
98625131YOGA GIRL

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98618221BURNISHED
98614481HAWK TUAH OILS & LUBRICANTS
98621155IMOJI
98622025MIDNIGHT
98624905QUARANTINE CANDLE
98625131YOGA GIRL

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98615187CHATTYGIRL
98617252CONTINUITY
98625134CREATE IMPOSSIBLE
98622940DIVORCE THE WORKFORCE
98615946GALACTIC
98620499OH WELL
98617310STILL GOOD
98621159TEAM SCRUBS
98615868TRUE PRIVILEGE
98618414UMBRELLA
98622877WE’RE ALL ADULTS HERE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98619815ALIEN DNA TEST
98619861ALIEN DNA TESTING
98619288CALICO CRITTERS
98619750DEMON SLAYER
98625223EARRING RECIPE
98616693FEELING CRISPY
98614868INVISIBLE LINK
98623612LADY KING
98619188LADY OF BRIGHT METTLE
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98620318OH WELL
98617310STILL GOOD
98616552TAP TO PRAY
98624370THE FEMINIST SELF-HELP SOCIETY
98623140THERAPYSLUTS
98619445WILD MADE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98617770AFRICAN CALENDAR
98619815ALIEN DNA TEST
98619861ALIEN DNA TESTING
98617583BEREAVEMENT ART
98617610CARDS AFTER DARK
98624853CARS
98623839CATURDAY
98614466COWBOY WANNA BE COWBOY GONNA BE COWBOY ALWAYS BE
98619420COZY FRIENDS
98614799COZY SPACES
98614857CULTURE KITS
98621798CUSTOM CARD STICKERS
98615107DADDY MONSTER
98619750DEMON SLAYER
98624727DO BETTER. EXPECT BETTER. BE BETTER.
98618362FART NIGHT
98614543HAPPY PLACES
98621036HAWK TUAH CLEANING SUPPLIES
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98617778NO EX
98620431OH WELL
98618691SINCE YOU ASKED
98622511SOME LIKE IT HERE MORE….SOME LIKE IT THERE MORE….BUT I LIKE BALTI….MORE
98621371START YOUR DAY PLANNER
98617310STILL GOOD
98616552TAP TO PRAY
98624370THE FEMINIST SELF-HELP SOCIETY
98624330VIBEY KIDS
98621826WATCH PARTY

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98623445AGE-FRIENDLY
98617336ALWAYS WITH YOU
98623839CATURDAY
98620979CHALLENGE YOURSELF
98619750DEMON SLAYER
98624727DO BETTER. EXPECT BETTER. BE BETTER.
98618997GRANDE FINALE
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98614593MOMMYLOVE
98619613NEVER APPROACH A GODDESS WITHOUT AN OFFERING
98620283OH WELL
98615973PAW YEAH
98617310STILL GOOD
98624670SUNSHINE SOCIETY
98624370THE FEMINIST SELF-HELP SOCIETY

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98624605BEAR CUB
98623839CATURDAY
98623221CERVICAL NECK PILLOW
98624228DECO TV FRAMES
98615808HAPPY HOUR HERO
98619741I MADE THIS
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98617646NIÑO
98620261OH WELL
98615973PAW YEAH
98615652STRONGBOX
98623438TOLERANCE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

 

98617300A GUIDE TO HAPPINESS STEP 1: GET A DOG
98619815ALIEN DNA TEST
98619861ALIEN DNA TESTING
98624396ALWAYS FULL
98619449BE THE BURGER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
98623839CATURDAY
98625024COAST
98625096DAS GLASS
98619750DEMON SLAYER
98624727DO BETTER. EXPECT BETTER. BE BETTER.
98618697DON’T CLIP MY WINGS
98618101EVERYBODY DRINKUP
98614713FEED GARDEN
98621636FRUNK
98624283GET YOUR HAPPY ON
98621036HAWK TUAH CLEANING SUPPLIES
98624483IRON PATRIOT
98620812LIFE WITH PLANTS
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98620489OH WELL
98615535PURRING LION
98623085READY SPREADY
98617907RISE ABOVE. BE RELENTLESS
98617310STILL GOOD
98624370THE FEMINIST SELF-HELP SOCIETY

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98623839CATURDAY
98619750DEMON SLAYER
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98623232MY GIVE A FUCKS ARE ON VACATION
98620232OH WELL
98615215TRUE NORTH

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98621187A GOOD DAY TO RIDE
98617300A GUIDE TO HAPPINESS STEP 1: GET A DOG
98618309ADRENALINE
98619815ALIEN DNA TEST
98619861ALIEN DNA TESTING
98618500ALL STAR VIBES
98617336ALWAYS WITH YOU
98622209BADASS IS BEAUTIFUL
98616062BASIC BAE
98615291BE FREE TO BE UNIQUE
98619449BE THE BURGER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
98622137BEAUTIFULLY UNHINGED
98616574BUT FIRST, TEQUILA
98623839CATURDAY
98614466COWBOY WANNA BE COWBOY GONNA BE COWBOY ALWAYS BE
98615851CURRENTLY RUNNING
98619750DEMON SLAYER
98624727DO BETTER. EXPECT BETTER. BE BETTER.
98614192DONE WITH DEMS
98618697DON’T CLIP MY WINGS
98624399DON’T FEED ME
98621289EMBRACING MY FIFTIES. GRATEFUL & INSPIRED
98625029EYES UP HERE
98615555FALLEN ANGELS
98619463FEARLESS VIBE
98616693FEELING CRISPY
98624532FISH G.O.A.T.
98615906FLORIDAD
98621277FREE PEOPLE FREE PEOPLE
98615946GALACTIC
98624283GET YOUR HAPPY ON
98622218GET YOUR WORKSHOP ON
98619575GOD LOVES YOU (AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT)
98625312GRINGOS DRINK IT BECAUSE MEXICANS LOVE IT
98619484HAPPY FATHERS YEAR
98622225HAVE A NICE ROUND
98615980HAWK TUAH – Add this to the two applications from last week.
98621782HAWK TUAH ’24
98622580HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG
98618000HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG
98616175HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG – Yep, THREE different applications.
98623109HEY HEY
98622256I DO HAIR
98616566IN TEQUILA WE TRUST
98615104INDIVISIBLE
98616562IT IS WHAT IT IS DON’T MAKE IT WHAT IT AIN’T
98618908JUSTICE FOR MICA
98623612LADY KING
98621316MEMBERS ONLY
98621612MORE SAKE MORE HAPPY
98621610MORE SAKE MORE SEXY
98620047MOTHERFORKER
98623232MY GIVE A FUCKS ARE ON VACATION
98625021NET GIRL
98619613NEVER APPROACH A GODDESS WITHOUT AN OFFERING
98616732OBVIOUSLY OVULATING
98625067PINK TACO
98621786PLEASE WAIT
98625053PRICK-LY PEAR
98621804PRITTY PRIVILEGE
98615535PURRING LION
98621908RE-MAMA
98617907RISE ABOVE. BE RELENTLESS
98620407RULE THE SALT
98615704SALTWATER HIPPIE
98617532SAVE A PLANE, RIDE AN AIRMAN
98614595SMASH IT
98617708SNOWGLOBE
98619038SPIRITUAL BEING
98617310STILL GOOD
98618406STRENGTH OF A WARRIOR
98623199SUNBURN
98624670SUNSHINE SOCIETY
98621159TEAM SCRUBS
98617220TELL US WHERE IT HURTS
98619985TRUMP
98618276VAYCAY
98624330VIBEY KIDS
98617203WINNERS FINISH FIRST
98619732WTF WHERE’S THE FAITH?

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98614866DIAMOND POP
98623928GLUE BYE
98619171ILLUSION CROCHET NEEDLE
98624014ORGANIC HUMAN HAIR
98617310STILL GOOD

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98615191CARPET. IT JUST FEELS BETTER.
98616922LETSMAT
98619990OH WELL
98619428RUGCRAFT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98614330BIB GIRDLE
98620419BOOTY BENCH
98617496BORED DOG
98623839CATURDAY
98624424COLLEGE COLORS
98616097DIAMOND
98614748DISCOMBOBULATED
98621107DUNGEON PARTY
98618824EXTRAVERT
98624076FEAR IS AN ILLUSION
98623181FUNNY
98621823GET INTO THE GAME
98618395MY FIRST CHRISTMAS TREEGoods include artificial Christmas trees!
98615973PAW YEAH
98624400SANDBOX – Goods include golf equipment.
98624611SHE’S THAT GIRL!
98618406STRENGTH OF A WARRIOR

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98622328CELEBRATE THE WHOLE MEMORY, NOT JUST A SINGLE MOMENT

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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