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Brand New Trademark Applications: June 12 – June 17, 2022

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the 5 most-often used classes for crafted goods.

 


Class 014 – Jewelry

Includes: Jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

CARE PASSIONATELY. CREATE SUSTAINABLY.
CREATE FROM THE HEART. CARE FOR THE EARTH.

 


Class 016 – Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: Greeting cards, books, planners, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, and more.

BLACK WOMEN LEVELING UP
BREAKING BREAD
CARE PASSIONATELY. CREATE SUSTAINABLY.
CREATE FROM THE HEART. CARE FOR THE EARTH.
CUTE DECALS
DECIDE HAPPY
DILF
HAPPY WITH A LITTLE TOXIC
JOURNAL THE WORD
LEGENDS NEVER DIE
LET’S UNPACK THIS
MILF
MINOTAUR
OY
THE ASSBACKWARDS WAY TO MOVE FORWARD
THE BIBLE IS FUNNY
YO
ZERO REASONS WHY

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: Drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

AUNT FLOW
BEING CUTIE
CARE PASSIONATELY. CREATE SUSTAINABLY.
CREATE FROM THE HEART. CARE FOR THE EARTH.
DILF
FUNKY BUDDHA
GLORY TO YOU
HUSKY
I HAVE NO ISSUES THAT REQUIRE TISSUES
MILF
MINOTAUR
PREPPY KITCHEN
ZERO REASONS WHY
ZONE OUT

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: Flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

BEST WIFE EVER
BREAKING BREAD
CARE PASSIONATELY. CREATE SUSTAINABLY.
CREATE FROM THE HEART. CARE FOR THE EARTH.
MINOTAUR
PREPPY KITCHEN
SAND & WATER
SOUTHERN SASSY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

ALLIGATOR
BASS BRIGADE
BEAUTIFUL & STONED
BLACK WOMEN LEVELING UP
BLUE COLLAR COWBOY
BREAKING BREAD
CARE PASSIONATELY. CREATE SUSTAINABLY.
CREATE FROM THE HEART. CARE FOR THE EARTH.
DILF
DIRTY LIL FUN HAVER
DON’T SUCK
FEEL YOUR FEELINGS
FINNISH AS FUCK
FUNKY BUDDHA
GEEKED UP
GLIDE
HAPPY AS A CLAM
HEY BEST FRIEND
HURTS SO GOOD
I AM UNDENIABLE
I HAVE NO ISSUES THAT REQUIRE TISSUES
I HUNT
I’M PRETTY COOL BUT I CRY A LOT
I’M SO SUPER BLACK
IF CAMOUFLAGE ISN’T IMPORTANT, NATURE WOULDN’T USE IT
KING BY NATURE
LET’S UNPACK THIS
LIVE IT
LIVING NOT EXISTING
MAHOGANY MOMMIES
MANIFESTING MAMA
MILF
MINOTAUR
NEIGHBORHOOD ATHLETE
OLD’S COOL
ON BEHALF OF THE PEOPLE
PARTY TRICK
REAL MEN DON’T HIT WOMEN
RICH POOCH BOUTIQUE
SEVEN YEAR WITCH
SHE’S KRAFTY
SOBER GANGSTER
SOUTHERN SASSY
STUBBORNLY
SUPER CLASSIC
SWEAT YOUR BEST
TRUST THE AWESOMENESS
UNLIMITED MULLIGANS
VETERANS LIVES MATTER
ZERO REASONS WHY

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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