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Brand New Trademark Applications: July 9 – July 15, 2022

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the 5 most-often used classes for crafted goods.

 


Class 014 – Jewelry

Includes: Jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

ALOFT
CLASSIC ROCKS
DRIVEN BY GOOD
GOD’S RAINBOWS ARE FOREVER
NEVERENDING LOVE
THE LOVE THAT NEVER ENDS

 


Class 016 – Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: Greeting cards, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, and more.

ALOFT
BODY INK
DIETLESS LIFE
DRIVEN BY GOOD
FUTURE WITHOUT FEAR
HAPPILY BAKED
LET YOUR MEMORIES LIVE
NO-LIMIT LEARNING
PRETTY SIMPLE
SILLY SENTENCES
SPILLING THE SWEET TEA
SURROUNDED BY ASSES
THE BUTT
THE MINDFULNESS DECK
THE MOVEMENT STARTS HERE
UTTER FAITH
WILDCHILD

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: Drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

ALOFT
DRIVEN BY GOOD
GOURMET GOLFER
MASTER KITCHEN
MIND OVER BODY
OPEN THE WINE
RADICAL
SERVE HARD
SHE TOLD ME
SYRUP
THE OPTIMIST
VINA

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: Flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

ALOFT
DENVER AS FUCK
GOD’S RAINBOWS ARE FOREVER
LITTLE HOWDY
MOODLIFE
RADICAL
THIS GRANDMA GOT PLANS!

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

BE BRAVE LIKE UKRAINE
BE OUTSTANDING AT SOMETHING SIMPLE
CHEEKY WOMEN
CLASSIC FELLA
COMFIES
DADBOD
DEAR DUMB BITCH
DENER AS FUCK
DRIVEN BY GOOD
DUMBBELLS, DEADLIFTS & DAUGHTERS
FACTS OVER FEELINGS
FEEL GOOD
FIND THE JOY OF YOU
FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT
FREEDOM KILLS
FUTURE WITHOUT FEAR
GET HAULIN’
GOD MADE US AND JESUS SAVED US
GOD’S RAINBOWS ARE FOREVER
GOOD TIMES ONLY
GOURMET GOLFER
HAPPILY BAKED
HAPPY PUTTING
HBCU MADE
HOTCAKES
I AM 100%
I’M PICKLED
IT’S YOUR CHOICE
JUST BEACH, BABY
KILLERS ONLY
LITTLE CHICKEN
LITTLE HOWDY
MANDATORY GOLF FRIDAY
MENTAL HEALTH STUFF
MIND OVER BODY
MISS USA
MOMFIA
MUM
MY FAITH MY GOD MY ANSWER
PLEASURE SEEKERS
PROUD MOM
PUTT LIFE
RADICAL
RETIRED HOT GIRL
ROLLING LOUD
SASSY GIRL
SERVE HARD
SISTA
SISTA HOOD
SNATCHTASTIC
SURF THE EAST
THE MOVEMENT STARTS HERE
THERAPY
THINE BE MINE
THIS GRANDMA GOT PLANS!
WEAPONS OF MASS INDUCTION
WET NOSE SANDY TOES
WHIP OUT YOUR DECK
WHITE PRIVILEGE YOU ALMOST CAN’T SEE IT

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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