First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.
Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]
Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations
Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.
| 98639113 | ANTI-MATTER |
| 98641725 | ASTROGLOSS |
| 98641723 | BALMY WEATHER |
| 98639398 | BEAUTY BASICS |
| 98636382 | BETTER INGREDIENTS FOR A BETTER WORLD. |
| 98645288 | BOUND |
| 98636966 | BUCK WILD |
| 98641210 | COTTON BUBBLE |
| 98639117 | DARK MATTER |
| 98643954 | DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS |
| 98639782 | DO YOUR OWN LASHES |
| 98639770 | DYO LASHES |
| 98642288 | EAU F*CK |
| 98641674 | GRIT AND GLORY |
| 98637646 | HEMP WELLNESS |
| 98645167 | IT’S FACE TIME |
| 98636157 | LASH INJECTION |
| 98646511 | LIFEGUARD |
| 98644421 | MEMORY PLANNER |
| 98643166 | MIRACLE MOIST |
| 98645153 | MR. MOIST MAN |
| 98641667 | NARCISSIST |
| 98641359 | NATURE’S AURA |
| 98638376 | POLYGLAMOROUS |
| 98639383 | RICH ALL-OVER BUTTER |
| 98644375 | SINGLE LIFE |
| 98638824 | SOMETHING ABOUT HER |
| 98646273 | SPASOAP |
| 98645914 | SUGAR RUSH |
| 98638904 | TOTAL PACKAGE SERUM |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98642288 | EAU F*CK |
| 98639196 | FLICKER + FLAME |
| 98641757 | SHABBY CHIC |
| 98638824 | SOMETHING ABOUT HER |
| 98636775 | THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]
| 98637843 | EASY NOTES |
| 98637845 | EASYNOTES |
| 98639228 | GNOME |
| 98643936 | INFINITY |
| 98637199 | INTENT |
| 98639543 | MAKE IT HAPPEN |
| 98642544 | PDF EDITOR ,PDF BOOK READER |
| 98645931 | WATCH ME |
| 98640667 | WE’RE MORE SCARED THAN YOU ARE |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 98639606 | ADVENTUROUS PIONEER |
| 98637665 | AN ORDINARY DAY |
| 98638819 | BEAD ME DADDY |
| 98639823 | BLESSING TO BRIDE |
| 98637607 | BLOOMING BLISS |
| 98644756 | BOUJEE ICE |
| 98643115 | BRACELETS THAT GIVE BACK |
| 98639334 | DIAMOND MARRIAGE SYMBOL |
| 98645421 | DO IT LIKE A LADY |
| 98642288 | EAU F*CK |
| 98644505 | FOREVER STARTS HERE |
| 98637271 | GIRL BE BRAVE |
| 98637434 | HOMER |
| 98636808 | LEGACY BODY ART |
| 98643924 | LOCKED HEARTS |
| 98645216 | LUV ME LOV |
| 98645229 | LUV ME LUV |
| 98642094 | SHE SAID YES |
| 98642162 | SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND |
| 98641810 | STONE FRUIT |
| 98641558 | THE FUTURE IS NOW |
| 98644513 | THINK INSIDE THE BOX |
| 98637175 | UNICORN ACADEMY |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 98638369 | ARTPNT |
| 98638740 | BABY BAMA |
| 98638676 | BABY BUCKEYE |
| 98638627 | BABY CRIMSON TIDE |
| 98638633 | BABY DUCK |
| 98638717 | BABY FIGHTING IRISH |
| 98638636 | BABY GATOR |
| 98638665 | BABY IRISH |
| 98638656 | BABY LONGHORN |
| 98638644 | BABY WOLVERINE – Same applicant for all of these. |
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98638715 | CAMP CRYPTID |
| 98642347 | DEAD FOREVER |
| 98638546 | ETC., ETC., ETC., |
| 98639622 | GOOD & EVIL |
| 98646533 | GORGON |
| 98639545 | HALFWAY TO 80 |
| 98641045 | LET ME |
| 98643523 | LET THEM |
| 98646548 | LET’S GET ROWDY |
| 98646655 | LEVEL UP |
| 98637564 | LIFE IS A VIBE |
| 98641925 | MAGIC LABELS |
| 98646516 | MY BEST ME JOURNAL |
| 98636687 | PLEASE BE PATIENT STUDENT DRIVER |
| 98644080 | REMEMBER TO BREATHE |
| 98638436 | RIDE NAKED |
| 98638761 | ROLL TIDE BABY |
| 98636302 | TASK NINJA |
| 98645683 | THE WEDDING SCROLL |
| 98644265 | WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN |
Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods
Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98643810 | CHARGE ON THE GO |
| 98642324 | FASHION PETS |
| 98645010 | GLAM CANES |
| 98641045 | LET ME |
| 98643523 | LET THEM |
| 98643924 | LOCKED HEARTS |
| 98638396 | LONGING TO BUY |
| 98640264 | SEND IT |
| 98638824 | SOMETHING ABOUT HER |
| 98637748 | STORIED LIFE |
| 98640465 | THE SECRET PILLOW |
Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor
Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.
| 98643766 | ADJUSTABLE HEADBOARD |
| 98643503 | AUSPICIOUS |
| 98645465 | BACK SLEEPER |
| 98645485 | BACK SLEEPER PILLOW |
| 98645473 | BACK SLEEPING |
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98638532 | BEAUTY SLEEP |
| 98641235 | BED FRAME |
| 98641334 | BEIGE BED |
| 98641223 | BLACK BED |
| 98641380 | COOLING GEL |
| 98639425 | CORDUROY |
| 98643805 | DARK GREY |
| 98643545 | FULL BED |
| 98641268 | GEL FOAM |
| 98644447 | JUST ONE SACK |
| 98643613 | KING BED |
| 98646529 | LADDER CLAMP |
| 98643787 | LIGHT GREY |
| 98636876 | LIVE WITH PET |
| 98641437 | MEDIUM FIRM |
| 98638090 | NEWBORN ESSENTIAL |
| 98643338 | PILLOW PALS |
| 98641212 | PINK BED |
| 98640713 | PROTECT YOUR DECK |
| 98643580 | QUEEN BED |
| 98636558 | SIMPLY BUILT |
| 98643567 | SIZE MATTRESS |
| 98640465 | THE SECRET PILLOW |
I can’t believe how many things I made bold in this section. Most of the applicants are individuals in China.
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 98637772 | AQUA FLOW |
| 98646476 | BE A LADY, NOT A LUSH |
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98638715 | CAMP CRYPTID |
| 98637742 | COOL VYBES |
| 98639337 | CRAFTED CONTAINERS |
| 98636576 | DRINK ALL THE GOOD |
| 98642288 | EAU F*CK |
| 98644558 | EMBRACING MY FIFTIES |
| 98639634 | FEARLESS HOSTESS |
| 98641826 | FIBROLIFE |
| 98640408 | FROTH WHIP |
| 98642855 | FULL WHIP |
| 98641474 | GOOD LITTLE GARDEN |
| 98640830 | HOME ROOM HEROES |
| 98636448 | HOMESTYLE |
| 98641045 | LET ME |
| 98643523 | LET THEM |
| 98638800 | MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN (MAOA) |
| 98646294 | MINDFUL MEALTIME |
| 98640453 | PLANT PAPA |
| 98638376 | POLYGLAMOROUS |
| 98645914 | SUGAR RUSH |
| 98645020 | SUN NINJA |
Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen
Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98638532 | BEAUTY SLEEP |
| 98643713 | COOL FOAM |
| 98642288 | EAU F*CK |
| 98641045 | LET ME |
| 98643523 | LET THEM |
| 98638800 | MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN (MAOA) |
| 98643338 | PILLOW PALS |
| 98645575 | READY TO REST |
| 98646549 | SAVE YOUR TEARS FOR YOUR PILLOW |
| 98639262 | SMART BAMBOO |
| 98645020 | SUN NINJA |
| 98638868 | WEAR A LITTLE LOVE |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 98643654 | ALPHA |
| 98644576 | ART IS DANGEROUS |
| 98640576 | BACK IN THE GAME |
| 98635777 | BAT WING |
| 98646476 | BE A LADY, NOT A LUSH |
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98641347 | BOOK IT! |
| 98638715 | CAMP CRYPTID |
| 98646412 | CANNABIS GROWERS UNION |
| 98641225 | CELSIUS VIBE |
| 98637361 | COASTIE |
| 98645282 | COFFEE CUTIES |
| 98636044 | COFFIN CREW |
| 98644194 | CREW LOVE |
| 98641033 | DAINTY DREAMER |
| 98642347 | DEAD FOREVER |
| 98637237 | DELICATESSEN |
| 98645421 | DO IT LIKE A LADY |
| 98642896 | DON’T DIS THE ABILITY |
| 98642288 | EAU F*CK |
| 98644558 | EMBRACING MY FIFTIES |
| 98638546 | ETC., ETC., ETC., |
| 98638185 | FAITH FAMILY FARMING |
| 98636092 | FAITH*FAMILY*FOOTBALL |
| 98639634 | FEARLESS HOSTESS |
| 98644775 | FEELIN’ FROGGY |
| 98636824 | FIGHTING MOM’S [sic] |
| 98638729 | FROG BUDDIES |
| 98637001 | GOLFIN’ DAD |
| 98640097 | GOT HUEVOS |
| 98640113 | GOT HUEVOS? |
| 98645773 | HAPPY HOOKERS |
| 98645735 | HAPPY HOOKERS FISHING |
| 98645235 | HAPPY MOTHERS YEAR |
| 98646212 | HAPPY WEINER |
| 98642126 | HE GOT GAME |
| 98636101 | HOT FOR TEACHER |
| 98635918 | HUG YOUR DADDY |
| 98640616 | I EAT NO FOR BREAKFAST |
| 98636744 | I STRIP FOR FISH |
| 98638515 | LADY TECHSTERS |
| 98646616 | LADY WARRIOR |
| 98641045 | LET ME |
| 98643523 | LET THEM |
| 98645668 | LIVE SLOW DIE OLD |
| 98643374 | MADE BY MOTHER |
| 98641267 | MAGGA |
| 98638800 | MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN (MAOA) |
| 98637932 | MAYBE TOMORROW YOU CAN EARN THE TIT |
| 98638521 | MOTHER GOLFER |
| 98643311 | NO LAW FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER |
| 98646138 | NO MORE LAST DAYS |
| 98636893 | NOISE |
| 98641183 | OPEN MINDED |
| 98646015 | PANHANDLE PRINCESS |
| 98642210 | PEACE LOVE BOOBIES |
| 98643338 | PILLOW PALS |
| 98644080 | REMEMBER TO BREATHE |
| 98638436 | RIDE NAKED |
| 98641296 | ROWDY COWGIRL |
| 98638599 | SEXY SOCKS |
| 98646629 | SHOULDA MADE BETTER DECISIONS |
| 98641553 | SIT ON IT |
| 98646781 | SOBER LIFE |
| 98635873 | SOCKS WITH PURPOSE |
| 98638824 | SOMETHING ABOUT HER |
| 98645020 | SUN NINJA |
| 98639623 | SWEAT HAPPENS |
| 98640924 | TATTOOED NERD |
| 98636775 | THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES |
| 98641433 | TIME TO LIME |
| 98641992 | TRANSSEXUAL JESUS |
| 98637225 | TURF CAPS |
| 98646509 | WEIRD BITS |
| 98646254 | WHAT’S YOUR VIBE? |
| 98646643 | WHITE TRASH SUPERSTAR |
Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing
Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.
| 98636041 | EMOTIONAL CROCHET |
| 98643786 | MOMMY AND ME |
| 98638376 | POLYGLAMOROUS |
Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings
Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.
| 98639939 | BEAUTIFUL |
| 98638532 | BEAUTY SLEEP |
| 98639618 | BLACK FLAG |
| 98646698 | EARLY BIRD |
| 98646680 | HAPPY HOUR |
| 98646686 | NIGHT OWL |
| 98644238 | NOT YOUR GRANDMAS WALLPAPER |
| 98644234 | ONE WALL CAN CHANGE IT ALL |
| 98646690 | SCREEN DOOR |
| 98645020 | SUN NINJA |
| 98646696 | SUNDAY BRUNCH |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
| 98636940 | BLAME THE DOG! |
| 98640999 | CRYPTID CAMP |
| 98644842 | DOUGH PEOPLE |
| 98642070 | HOW CAN MANKIND BE SO ARROGANT, TO THINK WE ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE. |
| 98636007 | HUGGABLE HENS |
| 98636206 | LET’S HUNT |
| 98638521 | MOTHER GOLFER |
| 98641138 | NOTTINGHAM FOREST |
| 98637092 | OATH |
| 98640665 | POSITIVE PENGUIN |
| 98636254 | QUACKY DUCKY |
| 98637657 | START WHERE YOU ARE |
| 98645557 | WHAT WOULD JESUS DO |
Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)
Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.
| 98646676 | BRANDED OFFICE FURNITURE |
| 98644322 | DIGIWRAP |
| 98639476 | HELPFUL FOLKS |
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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