MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: July 28 – August 3, 2024

If you’re in the doormat space, you should definitely take a look at some of the common phrases in class 027 this week.

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98672474(LET) WOMEN RULE
9867991320 MINUTES LATE
98676884ANTIMATTER
98673979BEASTIE
98678152BERRY SPLASH
98675981BLONDE ENHANCER
98676865BRAT BEAUTY
98679529BULL SPIT
98671058CHILDHOOD FRIEND
98679539CONNECTING NATURE WITH NURTURE
98672554COVER YOUR HIDE
98677172CUPID
98680030DARK SPOTS OUT
98677880EXO-SKIN
98675905FOREVER WEAR
98680244GET LOST IN YOUR EYES
98671821GIRLS LIKE FRESH
98674622GUARDIAN
98671729HAIR FRESHENER
98677815I DON’T SHOP, I BUY
98677592ICED OUT
98675346IN OXYGEN WE TRUST
98673780INSTANT FRESH AIR
98679118ISLAND PRIDE
98675338KILLER BAD
98674190KILLER GOOD
98670876LASH BOSS
98676855MAGIC RAINBOW
98679352ME+HIM
98678166MINTY MIST
98672075NAIL BOSS
98679922NINJA
98680075NO BUMP SHAVE
98676303PREP SKIN
98680083SCARS BE GONE
98680099SOAK IN THE GOOD
98673353SUN CURED GEL
98674601THE PLANETS
98677470THIS LOVE
98673169TOPICAL HUMOR
98674226UNIVERSAL
98671781YOUR MOUTH WILL THANK YOU
98670362YOUTH O’CLOCK

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98673180BITCH CRAFT
98680903BOURBON BUTTERCREAM
98673095CANDLE ORIGIN
98677950CHERRY PUNK
98671058CHILDHOOD FRIEND
98670853DAILY PRACTICE
98679985HEAVENLY AROMA
98674581SILK ROSE SPA

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98670718ART FULL LIFE
98676698CERTAIN DEATH
98674306CHIRP
98677215EMPLOYEE OF THE CENTURY
98671318ETERNAL LOVE
98670668GRASS
98672571I KISSED A BOY
98672570I KISSED A GIRL
98674347LOOKING GLASS
98671850PAINT THE POLLS
98672267PEST REPELLENT
98672245PEST REPELLER
98674233POWER OF YES
98671501SMART PLANTER PRO
98670335SONAR

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98680693ADORN THE BELOVED
98675723BET ON YOURSELF
98680589COIN DADDY
98671944CREAM SODA
98671425CRYPTO UNICORNS
98670860DAILY PRACTICE
98674251DIAMOND TREATS
98680065FAMILY CHOICES
98675554GUMMY BABY
98677815I DON’T SHOP, I BUY
98675274LEGENDS OF LIGHT
98678928LET WOMEN RULE
98679901LET WOMEN RULE
98679352ME+HIM
98671850PAINT THE POLLS
98674233POWER OF YES
98680070PRETTYROYAL
98677575YOLO BAUBLES

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98671428ALL THE COOL GIRLS
98672432ANALOGUE KEEPER
98673671BABY CHICK
98680403BADASS BROADS
98675723BET ON YOURSELF
98670885BOURBON LEGEND
98676698CERTAIN DEATH
98676066CHOOSING TO BE
98676341DIVORCE MONEY GUIDE
98680065FAMILY CHOICES
98672457FOREVER STOKED
98671918GATHER PACKAGING
98672392GIRL, I GOT CANCER
98670131GUMMY BEARS
98672360HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WIZARD     – Applicant is NOT JKR or Warner Brothers.
98671057IN SANSKRIT, KAMALA MEANS LOTUS IN AMERICA, KAMALA MEANS POTUS
98678123LIFE BEYOND SCHOOL
98677946LIFE OF COLOR
98677939LIFE OF COLOUR
98676027LOTUS FOR POTUS
98680150MAGIC GEL
98675112NICE ENOUGH
98680665NICE GIRLS DON’T
98674464OHANA
98671850PAINT THE POLLS
98671343PARENTS TO BE, WHAT WILL BABY BE?
98674233POWER OF YES
98676541PRACTICAL MAGIC
98672085STRONGER THROUGH CHANGE
98680228TAKE YOUR SWING
98673288THE BACKCOUNTRY IS FOR LOVERS
98679239THE BLANK
98676090THE MEANEST WOMAN ALIVE
98676719TRUST CREDIT SCORE
98677533WHERE ARE THE WRITERS
98671887WRITER EMERGENCY PACK

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98672474(LET) WOMEN RULE
98674113ART ON THE GO!
98677119BABE DEPT
98675723BET ON YOURSELF
98673892CORD RAIL
98670347EVERBAG
98676875GOOD TIME GOOD LIFE
98679509HUGS AND KICKS
98677815I DON’T SHOP, I BUY
98678928LET WOMEN RULE
98679901LET WOMEN RULE
98679352ME+HIM
98670796OR NOWHERE
98674233POWER OF YES
98676188PURIFYING SOULS
98673836RADIANT SHADE
98678242STRONGER NURSE
98677841WITHOUT LIKE OR EQUAL

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98674252ABRACADABRA
98675537BARTENDER’S COCKPIT
98677618BED COOLING SYSTEM
98673347FABRIC SWAP
98680065FAMILY CHOICES
98676875GOOD TIME GOOD LIFE
98679615HIGH-END SUITS
98677815I DON’T SHOP, I BUY
98673010LEVEL UP HOME
98680395LUX AETERNA
98670551MEDIFOAM
98673601PERFECT SLEEPER PRO
98673694PERFECT SLEEPER X
98680332SLEEP LAB
98672537SUNPROOF BY WEATHERPROOF

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98672529(LET) WOMEN RULE
98672474(LET) WOMEN RULE
98675723BET ON YOURSELF
98675834CLEAN OCEAN
98680455CLENCH YOUR PEARLS
98673949CONDIMENT CONCIERGE
98675302CUP CHARMS
98670349GHOULISHLY
98674982GRANITE BOWL
98680080HAPPY COOKING
98675172HEALTHY DOSE
98671369INHALE THE TRAIL
98672257IT’S NOT BURNT, IT’S AN HERB CRUST
98674569KNITFLIX AND CHILL
98676027LOTUS FOR POTUS
98679690LOVE, ALASKA
98677942MEAT MELT
98680506MODERN DRINKWARE
98680468PERFECT PASTA PAL
98675284PERSONALIZED GIFTS STUDIO
98679131PEST REPELLENT
98677296PET CAN SEALER
98677294PET FOOD SEALER
98678759PICKLEBALL FOR LIFE
98674233POWER OF YES
98676217PROFESSIONAL COCKROACH MONITOR
98676188PURIFYING SOULS
98668300SIPPING ON THE HEALED LIFE
98676436SNACK GIRL SNACK BOX
98679919SNARKY TEA
98675402STACK THAT!
98676071TEA GODS
98671781YOUR MOUTH WILL THANK YOU

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98672529(LET) WOMEN RULE
98670353BEACH STOCK OWNER
98678641COZY CRAWLERS
98680152COZY CUDDLES
98674112FLAGS ON THE CHEAP
98673231GAMER SQUAD
98673815HAPPY COW
98674190KILLER GOOD
98679690LOVE, ALASKA
98678647MR ROGERS DID NOT ADEQUATELY PREPARE ME FOR THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
98678192MY BLUNT HIT DIFFERENT
98674233POWER OF YES
98670210UNIQUE TWO-PART DRAPES
98677794YARDIE VIBES

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

986776491776 YEAR OF THE BIG DICKS
98671762ABANDONED GOLF WIVES
98675938APRÈS BEACH
98675562AW SHIP!     – This applicant is not the owner of the OH SHIP! mark.
98677119BABE DEPT
98678995BABY DEPT.
98670353BEACH STOCK OWNER
98675473BEACH TRIBE
98680774BIG PICKLE
98679663BIG VIRGO
98673180BITCH CRAFT
98672124CANCER CUTIE
98680377CANT THINK STRAIGHT
98680455CLENCH YOUR PEARLS
98677111COACH ME COACH
98672704COMIN’ OUT HARD
98671425CRYPTO UNICORNS
98679390DEAD COWBOY
98671897DON’T WOKENIZE
98671537DROP PICKLEBALL
98674765DYING TO LIVE
98675169FAMOUS IN
98676175FAMOUSLY ORIGINAL
98672457FOREVER STOKED
98675817FOUR TWELVES
98672392GIRL, I GOT CANCER
98680817GOD OPENS DOORS!
98679050GREATER THAN YESTERDAY
98680463HOLY STITCH
98680755HOODIE SEASON
98672784HUG YOUR MOMMY
98679509HUGS AND KICKS
98671676HYDRATE CAFFEINATE INTOXICATE
98677815I DON’T SHOP, I BUY
98670969I LOOK PRETTY ON PAPER!
98673485I SHIP YOU KNOT
98680308I’M NOT A VICTIM I’M VICTORIOUS
98674392I’M ON WHATEVER YOU ON
98671057IN SANSKRIT, KAMALA MEANS LOTUS IN AMERICA, KAMALA MEANS POTUS
98672257IT’S NOT BURNT, IT’S AN HERB CRUST
98674190KILLER GOOD
98679312KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, FAITH IS COURAGE.
98679401LAFFY TAFFY
98670247LET THAT FISH GO
98678928LET WOMEN RULE
98679901LET WOMEN RULE
98676581LET’S GO BRANDY
98676180LORD OF LESBIANS
98676027LOTUS FOR POTUS
98672579MAD LOVE FOR MY MAMA
98674756MADAMALA PRESIDENT
98670755MADE WITH FIRE
98680780MAKE AMERICA WEIRD AGAIN!
98670181MAKE SCIENCE GREAT AGAIN
98675171MAN CAVE UNDER CONSTRUCTION
98679352ME+HIM
98679311MERELY PRAYING FOR CANCER IS NOT ENOUGH, DONATE IF YOU CAN.
98679824MOMGOOSE
98672714NEVER SATISFIED
98675112NICE ENOUGH
98680437NOFUCKINAROUND
98675911OCEAN BEBE
98671017OLE’ DODGERS
98674109OLÉ LOS ANGELES
98670168OLE’ MEXICO
98674316OLÉ NEW YORK
98677700OLÉ TEXAS
98670100OLE’ USA
98672258OLÉ YANKEES
98679147OUTSIDE THE LINES
98671850PAINT THE POLLS
98677805PERVERT
98678759PICKLEBALL FOR LIFE
98674233POWER OF YES
98674081PRAY FOR MY OPPS
98678320ROAD TRIP
98677662S A L T + L I G H T
98673787SHE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST!
98673633SOCIAL HOUR
98679518SPEED LIFE
98677868STRAIGHT OUTTA BED
98677886STRAIGHT OUTTA RUNNING
98677878STRAIGHT OUTTA THE GYM
98677858STRAIGHT OUTTA TRAINING
98678242STRONGER NURSE
98672019TACOS AND TEQUILA FESTIVAL
98672302TEQUILA TONIGHT, TOMORROW WE RIDE
98673288THE BACKCOUNTRY IS FOR LOVERS
98679317THE MORE I KNOW, THE LESS I FEAR.
98678116TIL GREEN CARD DO US PART
98680160TREASON SEASON
98671541VIRGINIA IS FOR BEACH LOVERS
98671567VIRGINIA IS FOR HISTORY LOVERS
98671591VIRGINIA IS FOR MOUNTAIN LOVERS
98671484WE ALL LAUGH THE SAME
98677841WITHOUT LIKE OR EQUAL
98670319WOKE MIND VIRUS
98677794YARDIE VIBES
98672572YOGA AND MIMOSAS
98670632YOINK

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98681461AMAZING HAIR DAY
98670123CHEERS CHARMS
98675302CUP CHARMS
98681454HANDBAG HERO
98674190KILLER GOOD
98675025NESTOFDOLLS
98678242STRONGER NURSE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98672529(LET) WOMEN RULE
98678685COME BACK WITH A WARRANT
98673074COZYRUG
98678693DID YOU CALL FIRST
98678679GO AWAY
98678663HEY Y’ALL
98675624SHOW ME A RUG
98679357TRAPPING
98678703WIPE YOUR PAWS
98678699YOU SHALL NOT PASS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98672474(LET) WOMEN RULE
98675135AFFINITY LYFE
98675408AIRBLADES
98675909ANIMAL BAKERY
98675108BALANCING BUDDY
98672121BIG KAHUNA
98680513BUFF BUDDIES
98680523BUFF PLUSH
98680021COLOR ME PLUSH
98671425CRYPTO UNICORNS
98675889CUSTOM BARRES
98672116CYBERPUTTER
98671374DANCING CHALLENGE
98671537DROP PICKLEBALL
98677757EMPOWERING CHILDREN THROUGH MINDFUL PLAY
98678449FETCH FRIDAY
98675607FLUFFY FLUFFY
98673547GOOD ENERGY
98679675HOCUS FOCUS
98680811HOMEWORK MAGIC
98679509HUGS AND KICKS
98675182INFLATABLE KINGDOM
98671969JUMBO BLOCKS
98673929JUST THE TIP
98678928LET WOMEN RULE
98679901LET WOMEN RULE
98679871LIGHT BABIES
98676588MANS BESTIE FRIEND
98678881MEAT
98671787MERRY MOUNT
98677194MUSCLE DUMMY
98672005MY VERY FIRST
98681425PET AND TOY
98678320ROAD TRIP
98673237ROD GUARD
98673636SOCIAL HOUR
98679043SPIN N’ DRINK
98677524SQUEAKY BUDDY
98679044TIC, TAC, DRINK
98680433WAVE SLED
98674585WICKED CHRISTMAS
98674732YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98675537BARTENDER’S COCKPIT
98671923BE AWESOME
98674104CANVAS ON THE CHEAP
98675311CUSTOM PRINT UNIVERSE
98678256JUST FOR YOU ALTERATIONS
98678672MOOSE PRINTS
98671484WE ALL LAUGH THE SAME

 

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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