MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: July 14 – July 20, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98652387AFTER PLAY DAILY SPRAY
98657114ANGEL PASTE
98648458BLIMEY
98653098BLK OPS
98650074BREATHLESS
98654671CELLULAR DERMATOLOGY
98654471CRAZY IN LOVE
98648527DAUNTLESS
98655579DIRTY HIPSTER
98650075DIVINE
98649851FINISHING STICK
98653421GEM
98653194GET YOUR GAME FACE ON
98648024GLAMOROUS
98649585GOD MADE NOT MAN MADE
98649405HOTEL COLLECTION
98653450IF YOU WERE AN INGROWN HAIR I’D PICK YOU
98653187JOYSTICK
98655017JUST A BACK RUB
98655122LET’S GLOW TOGETHER
98653364LIVE YOUR LOOK
98648830MADE LIKE THIS
98657127NO NAME
98653431OVER THE MOON
98650268PETS ARE LOVE
98649292POP THE TOP AND TAKE A WHIFF
98647636PRETTY MUCH PERFECT
98653618PURRFECT
98648772ROOM ESSENTIALS
98656316SCENTS OF PALESTINE
98649217SERVE AND PROTECT
98651880SPRAY + PLAY
98653123SUN HAVEN
98654862WANKERLUBE
98656914WEED WACKER
98656483WHITE RICE
98654937WISHING WELL

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98650175BACKYARD PRO
98657381BOY MOM
98651230EL CAPITÁN
98651259ENJOY YOUR JOURNEY
98657402GIRL MOM
98650969NATURE’S BRILLIANCE
98652537NUT SACK CANDLE COMPANY    – Included for the LOLs.
98656316SCENTS OF PALESTINE
98657419SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED
98653564WINTER WANDER

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98648141ANCESTRY
98651611CHUBBY CLUB
98653663ENTER THE HUDDLE
98648757FIND YOUR FLOW
98650151GETTING READY FOR WHAT’S NEXT
98654470I LOVE YOU TO THE MOUNTAINS AND BACK
98648614LASER INK
98650822LOG OUT AND LIVE
98651194NO GUTS, NO GAIN!
98656321OFFICE KING

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98652155ALL THINGS CONSIDERED
98657088BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES
98655223BRIDGES OF LOVE
98655983FLY TOGETHER
98655044FOREVER HONORED
98656639HOT CRUSH
98655718IMPRESSIVE
98648830MADE LIKE THIS
98658031MILLIONAIRE MINDSET
98655661ON DEMAND
98651207PEACE LOVE LOCAL
98650558SPARKLE YOUR LIFE WITH BLING THAT SINGS
98656933UNGUARDED

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98656217CORPORATE TAROT CARDS
98657816DAILY MOMENTS
98648355DAUGHTER OF THE SON
98653111EVERY ANIMAL IS SOMEONE
98650640FATHER DEATH
98652771FLORIDA NO SNOW NO WORRIES
98648182FUNNY ABOUT THAT
98650151GETTING READY FOR WHAT’S NEXT
98656658GO WOKE YOURSELF
98656666GOD’S GIRL
98649435HAWK TUAH     – I was hoping we’d be free of these, but nope, here’s another…
98654426HIS DAUGHTERS
98654470I LOVE YOU TO THE MOUNTAINS AND BACK
98656560I NEED TO KNOW HOW
98655318LETS GET NORMAL
98648696MOM ERA
98652583MOM’S NOT
98654114OUR AMAZING ADVENTURE
98651207PEACE LOVE LOCAL
98647652POSITIVITY INSPIRES
98656474PROMOTE THE TRUTH
98649559SELF-AWARENESS HEADWAY JOURNAL
98650174SMELLS LIKE GAS
98649170TRACK YOUR ADVENTURES
98650429TRY SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY
98650218WE ARE THE WOLVES
98653125WOMEN IN TRADES ROMANCE

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98648327BLUE TAG
98648969BOBBIE BAGS
98656203CARRYDAY
98655983FLY TOGETHER
98652701HUMAN AMBASSADORS
98655101LIVE YOUR BEST STORY
98656833OH MY GUMS
98647736S’AIME
98653339SNAKELADY
98655472THE GOAT TOTE
98648407TOTES

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98647628ALL DREAMERS WELCOME
98656409ANXIETY BOOKSHELF
98650693AVOCADO GREEN MATTRESS
98647956DON’T SCRATCH YOUR DECK
98650640FATHER DEATH
98647665FOREVER AT HOME
98655044FOREVER HONORED
98657405FRESH WASH MEMORY FOAM
98658036MILLIONAIRE MINDSET
98656993MOMMYSPRING
98657361SNAP LOCK
98648753STINK STANK STUNK
98654365SUNCATCHER
98652374URBANGARDEN
98653316URBANLIVING

 

And we also have more from these guys. The applicants are 8 different individuals in China.

9865055410 INCH
9865071612 INCH
9865516914 INCH
986505926 INCH
986505738 INCH
98650041BED MATTRESS
98655137BOX SPRING
98655066FABRIC COVER
98657380FOLDABLE MAT
98657459FULL MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS
98652178FULL SIZE MATTRESS
98655304GEL MEMORY
98655081GUEST BED
98650738HYBRID MATTRESS
98650702INDIVIDUALLY
98652191KING SIZE MATTRESS
98657354MATTRESS QUEEN
98655260MATTRESS QUEEN SIZE
98657406NON-SLIP
98650030POCKET SPRING
98657295QUEEN FOAM MATTRESS
98657336QUEEN MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS
98654096SIDE SLEEPER
98654100SIDE SLEEPER PILLOW
98654094SIDE SLEEPING
98657389TRI FOLDABLE
98655096TRI FOLDING
98652212TRI-FOLDING MATTRESS
98657429TWIN MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS
98651166TWIN SIZE MATTRESS
98655112WOODEN SLATS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9865457621° AND COLDER
98650175BACKYARD PRO
98649104BEERME
98657163BLESSED BY THE BEST
98657590CHIEF BLAME OFFICER
98653112COVFEFE COUNT OUR VICTORY FOREVER FOREVER
98656501DAD FUEL
98654908DIVORCED DAD CATNIP
98652771FLORIDA NO SNOW NO WORRIES
98655983FLY TOGETHER
98648182FUNNY ABOUT THAT
98656658GO WOKE YOURSELF
98648391JUST KEEP COOKING
98655318LETS GET NORMAL
98655101LIVE YOUR BEST STORY
98653364LIVE YOUR LOOK
98652116MY PRESIDENT IS BULLETPROOF
98650613STARMOM
98649787TUMBLER TROLL

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98651840CHRISTMAS IN JULY
98655983FLY TOGETHER
98648212HAPPY TIDES
98653172HEMP SILK THREADS
98654470I LOVE YOU TO THE MOUNTAINS AND BACK
98655101LIVE YOUR BEST STORY
98649373MADE OF WARM
98652116MY PRESIDENT IS BULLETPROOF
98648347ROOM FOR TWO
98657305TRUMPAMANIA

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9865440318 TO LIFE
98648970ALWAYS FULFILLED NEVER SATISFIED
98655636ALWAYS PIMPIN NEVER SIMPIN
98650175BACKYARD PRO
98653025BAD BOGEY
98649240BAY MERMAID
98650051BET YOURSELF
98652616BLACK AMERICAN PATRIOT
98648390BLACK GIRLS TENNIS CLUB
98655474BLESSED BY THE BEST
98651767BOHO VACATION
98657531BY MY LONESOME
98650606CAFFEINE AND EVERGREENS
98657053CARPENTERS CUP
98650296CASUAL HUSTLE
98650963CHASE WHAT YOU LOVE, NOT WHO YOU LOVE
98649341CHASE WHAT, NOT WHO
98657590CHIEF BLAME OFFICER
98652047COASTAL COWGIRL
98654532COOL SOCKS
98650679DAMN I’M NASTY
98654908DIVORCED DAD CATNIP
98652895ESTRANGED FROM THE DERANGED
98653111EVERY ANIMAL IS SOMEONE
98650640FATHER DEATH
98647974FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
98652771FLORIDA NO SNOW NO WORRIES
98655983FLY TOGETHER
98648352FOUNDING FATHERS
98651290FREE YOUR MIND
98650995FUCK I’M HOT
98648182FUNNY ABOUT THAT
98650151GETTING READY FOR WHAT’S NEXT
98654877GIRL BEER
98656658GO WOKE YOURSELF
98656666GOD’S GIRL
98648212HAPPY TIDES
98656816HELL YEAH BROTHER
98650417HUSTLE LIKE A SINGLE MOM
98649595I AM CAT
98650322I DISSENT.
98654470I LOVE YOU TO THE MOUNTAINS AND BACK
98656560I NEED TO KNOW HOW
98654411I’LL FIGURE IT OUT
98656716IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS
98653862KIND VIBES
98648745KNIFE WIFE
98648759KNIFE WIVES
98647817LET ME GET MY SHOES
98649782LET ME GET MY SHOES
98651910LET ME GET MY SHOES     – Yep, 3 different applications.
98655318LETS GET NORMAL
98655101LIVE YOUR BEST STORY
98650822LOG OUT AND LIVE
98648830MADE LIKE THIS
98656490MAKE LOVE GREAT AGAIN
98652844NOT TO BE DRAMATIC, BUT I’M SPIRALING.
98657927PASS THAT PUSS
98651207PEACE LOVE LOCAL
98657392PLANT SEEDS GROW GARDENS
98652943PLAY BROTHA
98652976PLAY SISTA
98656167POSTAL LIVES MATTER
98657967PUSH
98657799PUSSY JUICE     – Ewwwwwwwww.
98651543RAGE RESPONSIBLY
98650905READING BETWEEN THE LINES
98653031READY TO RIP
98654410RUGGED AMERICAN
98650819RUGGED GENTLEMAN
98657040SEXY MUTHATRUCKER
98650174SMELLS LIKE GAS
98656969SOUND OF FREEDOM
98657691STAY CURIOUS
98655902STAY IN YOUR LANES
98655880THE ROBOTS ARE COMING
98648248THRIVE, SURVIVE OR DIE
98648620TRUST, TRUTH, + JOY
98655093WINNERS NEVER QUIT

 

And here’s a handful that have a common theme, based on recent political events.

98652121BULLETPROOF47
98653112COVFEFE COUNT OUR VICTORY FOREVER FOREVER
98652116MY PRESIDENT IS BULLETPROOF
98652093PLEASE DON’T SHOOT; I’M ALLERGIC TO BULLETS!
98657998TANGO ROMEO UNIFORM MIKE PAPA
98657131TRUMPAMANIA
98648942VOTE FOR THE FELON
98649285YOU MISSED

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98655298ARMED CITIZEN
98647881INVISI-PULL STRING
98647883INVISI-STRING
98651207PEACE LOVE LOCAL
98647884PRE BRAIDED
98654769TO REALLY UNDERSTAND SUBTRACT TWELVE YEARS

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98649804BOHOROOMRUGS
98651953GLOW COVERS
98648212HAPPY TIDES
98647415LUXWEAVE
98651560REMOVE YOUR SHOES
98649830SOFT WASHABLE RUG
98649836SOFTROOMRUGS
98649815SOFTRUGS
98648722TEAMWORK

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98648787!!
98650175BACKYARD PRO
98658032BATTLE BUDDIES
98652141BEANIE BOUNCERS
98650051BET YOURSELF
98658091BUBBLE PEN
98657526CHRISTMAS IS COMING
98656735EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FINGER
98650640FATHER DEATH
98655983FLY TOGETHER
98651348FUN! FUN!
98656214HEY, IT’S ME!
98649595I AM CAT
98654630ICE BALLOONS
98656643LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER
98651572NOSY BEARS

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98653262BUILD YOUR OWN HAT BAR
98648341BUILD YOUR OWN SHIRT BAR
98650675PATCHES AND EMBLEMS MADE EASY
98657641SIMPLY CELEBRATE

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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