MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: January 4 – January 10, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99580054ASH & FLAME
99583786BEAUTY FOR THE SENSES
99584226BIRDBATH
99579335GIRL BRAIN ENERGY
99587176LABOR OF LOVE
99580983LIGHT BLOOM
99583692MERMAID ENERGY
99585210MIDNIGHT LEATHER
99582132NAUGHTY TALK
99579037RECLAIM YOUR CALM
99578608SMELLS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO RIDE MY HORSE     – Yeah, more of these.
99578611SMELLS LIKE FUTURE NURSE IN THIS BITCH
99582928SMELLS LIKE MR DARCY IN A WET SHIRT
99582927SMELLS LIKE SHE’S SIGNING UP FOR ANOTHER RACE
99582926SMELLS LIKE SOBRIETY IN THIS BITCH
99585299STRAWBERRY RUSH
99585061SYNERGY
99578987THE CALMING SCENT OF ONE MORE GRANDCHILD TO SPOIL

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99577593BETTER MONEY MAKES LIFE BETTER
99576596COMPASS BEARINGS
99581464LIVE TRANSLATOR
99582488MAGIC LIBRARY
99586575REALITY CHECK
99579823TRAVEL FOB
99579820TRAVEL TAG

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

995808526 7     – We’re now up to 16 pending applications for 67 or 6 7.
99582595AMBROSÏA
99577875COFFEE & DIAMONDS
99584093GIVER
99580240ICE AND GOLD
99584676MADE FOR MUSES
99581206POCKET BEN
99577727REDEFINE JEWELRY
99585861SPIKY
99580423STARRY NIGHT
99584187SUBTLEGEM
99587233XTRASPARKLE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9958029112 DAYS OF COOKIES
995808526 7
99581576ACTIVATE GOD
99578381BOUJEE BULLDOGS
99584566CHOCOLATE IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
99584415FIRST YEARS OF LIFE
99583248FOOT SOLDIERS FOR CHRIST
99580112FORGET ME NOT
99584547GATHER
99584552GATHER EVERYWHERE
99582462GOD BLESS YOU EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T SNEEZE
99576972GOODNIGHT, BRAIN
99578878I’M AN ANALOG GIRL IN A DIGITAL WORLD
99580648IT’S YOUR TURN
99580629KINDVIBE
99581189MEET 6 & 7
99583824MENOPAUSE STORIES
99576926MEOW DADDIES
99579180NO MERCY WAS SHOWN NONE WAS GIVEN
99587011NOT SOBER. NOT BROKEN
99582950OPERATION GROWTH
99582760OPERATION PREPARE
99584286PERIODIC PRESIDENTS
99578371POLITICAL WITCH
99586157POWER PLANNER
99577854PROUDGIRL
99579903REALLY AWESOME DOODLES
99587099STAY TRUE.
99582499STICK IT IN
99584580SWITCH WITCH
99584313THE PERIODIC TABLE OF THE PRESIDENTS
99582554THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ALWAYS LOVE
99586457WITH A VENGEANCE
99583379WRITE THIS WAY
99579542YOU ARE MY ROCK

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

995808526 7
99585897AMERICA’S PLATE
99580288BABY SHARK     – Applicant: The Pinkfong Company.
99586770BREEZE SIP
99583471COMFORTGRIP
99583712DREAM BANK
99582560FUEL YOUR HUNT
99579335GIRL BRAIN ENERGY
99587062GODDESS RISING
99576825HOT GIRL SUPPER CLUB
99585676IHAVEABABY
99580863JUST GORGEOUS
99583566LEADING THE CHARGE
99578408MAKE CUBA GREAT AGAIN
99578401MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN
99579180NO MERCY WAS SHOWN NONE WAS GIVEN
99577324SNAP GRIP
99581583STAY DANGEROUS
99583715SUNDAY WAFFLES
99581534TEENY TOTE
99580899THE PASTA QUEEN
99577557THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE WIND IS FREE
99580164THIS PAST WEEKEND
99578280THOSE LITTLE DONUTS
99581669WINDOW BUDDY
99585078WINE TIES
99578220WUH DUH FUH

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

995808526 7
99583611AC IS CHILLY
99581576ACTIVATE GOD
99578190BE INSPIRING
99582958BE SCARED STAY SCARED
99577742BITCHMONSTER
99580116BLOOD. SWEAT. FAITH.
99584566CHOCOLATE IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
99579770CHURCH FOLKS KNOW EVERYTHING BUT WHEN TO SHOUT
99584746COME AND FILM IT
99586769COUNTRY RAISED, COUNTY BRED
99586263CUDDLE GREMLIN
99585106DOMESTIC TERRORIST
99581616DON’T WANNA BE WHERE GOD AIN’T
99587003EAT PUSSY NOT PAVEMENT
99577985FAITH BE WITH YOU
99586540FAITH MOM
99576685FAITH NEVER MISSES
99579782FISH LIKE A GIRL
99582560FUEL YOUR HUNT
99582142FULL BODY CHILLS
99584764GET YOU SUM JESUS
99577910GOD BLESS YOU EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T SNEEZE
99576825HOT GIRL SUPPER CLUB
99581991HOT MOMS CLUB
99581763HOUSE OF FAITH
99577180I KNOW
99578878I’M AN ANALOG GIRL IN A DIGITAL WORLD
99585246IT’S IN MY DNA
99580770IT’S CHICAGO
99580648IT’S YOUR TURN
99579848LAKE BOSS
99577018LEGENDS START YOUNG
99587299LIVING THAT SOBER LIFE
99578408MAKE CUBA GREAT AGAIN
99578401MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN
99583711MAN OF THE HOUSE
99579750MANIFEST THAT SH*T
99579180NO MERCY WAS SHOWN NONE WAS GIVEN
99582610OLD GUY PICKLEBALL
99586692OUR BREASTS ARE BIGGER THAN THEIR BALLS, TITS UP BITCHES
99578371POLITICAL WITCH
99576996RICH TEACHER VIBES
99577880SALT & SAND
99585379SEEK CONQUER & DESTROY
99577472SERVICE OF GOD
99586861SLIGHTLY SLUTTY
99576988SMALL MARKET
99581956SOMEBODY SAID…
99581583STAY DANGEROUS
99587099STAY TRUE.
99582499STICK IT IN
99580164THIS PAST WEEKEND
99583646UNLEASH GREATNESS
99586649WANT IT MORE
99581558WILD AND FREE
99583951WORLD’S BADDEST MAN
99585702YOU ARE FANTABULOUS
99580093YOU’RE PUCKIN’ AWESOME

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

995825762-IN-1 AIR BLASTER
99580288BABY SHARK
99583636BALL BUSTER
99579469BE YOURSELF ORIGINAL CHARACTER
99586654BOUND BALL
99578930EVERYDAY DISC GOLFER
99580404FOOFASAURUS
99580325FOOFY
99586524FUN FIGURES
99587155GHOST
99586601GROW LIKE A PRO
99578199HAUNTED DOLL HAUS
99585666IHAVEABABY
99581495INTERACTIVE DOG BALL
99585550OH LOOK…IT’S ON FIRE
99579586POSITIVE ALIEN
99577449POSITIVE GAME CONTROLLER
99577428POSITIVE TOOTH
99585200RESTING BLOB FACE
99582408SHARPSHOOTER
99576704SPLASH DYE
99578701SUGAR FAIRY
99584580SWITCH WITCH
99585415TEDDY BLOCKS
99585419TEDDYBRICK
99579518YOU’RE MY BOO

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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