MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: January 24 – January 31, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99621829AROMA BY DESIGN
99626090CANDLELUV
99624188COMMON NOTE
99622733COUNTERBALANCE
99622704LOOSE ENDS
99620342NATURAL SENSE
99624138NOTE TO SELF
99620236PURE SPRUCE
99617198SCENTED FLAME
99624016TEARS OF THE LEFT
99615925WICK OF HOPE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99624271CRUSH CLUB
99614564ENGAGE. INSPIRE. PREPARE.
99619268GOOD SPORTS
99615855GOOD VIBES CLUB
99618577HEATED RIVALRY     – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
99618835LOVE LETTER
99620209MAJOR LEAGUE HOCKEY
99621857PAPERAIRPLANE
99620075PICTURE IN MY HEAD
99622044SIDECAR
99624016TEARS OF THE LEFT
99619256THE GOOD SPORTS CLUB
99624101WHAT’S YOUR DESTINATION?

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99619589BLISS DIAMOND
99615535BROKEN ENGLISH
99619911BUDDY
99622399DESIGNS WIRE
99622456GIRLS GOT RANGE
99619455IT’S SO YOU
99622704LOOSE ENDS
99622717MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BE A HERO. STAY DRUG FREE.
99618485MONA LISA CAT
99619549NINE LIVES JEWELRY
99621889PAPAL POWER
99625369STANDARD WATCH COMPANY
99624016TEARS OF THE LEFT
99621771THIS IS LIVING
99625009TIMEPIECE VAULT
99615557TUNGSTEN FOREVER
99615509TUNGSTEN WORLD

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99622818ALTAR
99613509BLACK TO THE FUTURE
99625377BOOKS FOR LITTLE HEARTS
99615024CARCASS
99617841COMMAS OVER CHAOS
99625231COW TOOLS     – Applicant appears to be Gary Larson/The Far Side.
99619556CREATED FOR HOPE
99615708DREAMY SPARKLE
99622634EPOXY PRO KIT
99614323EVERYDAY IS A SCHOOL DAY     [sic]
99601148GIRL, LET’S FACE IT
99618581GO HOME
99619188GO WITH THE FLOW
99619268GOOD SPORTS
99622895HAPPY DIRT DAY
99624772HAVE A JESUS FILLED DAY
99618577HEATED RIVALRY
99614666HELLO, FUN…
99624217HER LITTLE BOOKMARK
99613733HOUSE PROUD
99614955I’D RATHER BE HERE NOW
99619137INTENSIVE JOURNAL
99625311I’M REVERSIBLE
99622717MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BE A HERO. STAY DRUG FREE.
99624794PAGE AND PATTERN
99615296PURPLE STENCIL
99614110PURPLESTENCIL
99619559PUZZLESCAPES
99613157PUZZLESTORIES
99624986SAVVY THINKING
99624319SCHOOLGIRL STYLE
99619330SCRIBBLE
99622527SUPER GLUE PRO KIT
99624016TEARS OF THE LEFT     – Man, these chuds are hitting all the classes!
99624245THE BOOKMARK WITH BENEFITS
99619256THE GOOD SPORTS CLUB
99615423WOKE UP SCREAMING

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99618943BACKYARD DAD
99620627BIG DUMB CUP
99626105BOOGER BUCKET
99616740BRING YOUR NUTRITION
99619647BULL GANG
99619978CAST IRON CONDOM     – It’s a pot holder for your cast iron pan handle, not a condom made of cast iron. 
99615297COFFEE KEY
99622733COUNTERBALANCE
99613400ELEGANT TABLE
99618504FUN BOTTLE
99618581GO HOME
99619188GO WITH THE FLOW
99623461GUMBALL
99613733HOUSE PROUD
99624434I’M A NARCISSIST, AND YOU’RE NOT!
99623069IT’S ALL ABOUT THE”EXPERIENCE”
99622153LEAGUE MANAGER
99620684LEAGUE PLAYER
99619490MADE BY DENTISTS
99621438MEANINGFUL FINDS
99620876MIAU MIAU
99624138NOTE TO SELF
99619179PLAY STRONG
99622522POCKET SQUEEGEE
99619900RINGCUP
99617198SCENTED FLAME
99620582SCRUB CLUB
99622479SIMPLY ELEGANT
99619837SIMPLY STAINLESS
99622041SIP-KLIP
99614267SIPCUPMATE
99613677SLOTTEDSCOOP
99624016TEARS OF THE LEFT
99624350VALUE GALORE
99614842WATER FOR EVERYBODY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99623821AFTER THIS BOWL
99625915ALL HEART FROM HERE
99618016ALWAYS LIVE WITH LOVE
99624867AMERICA TWO FITTY     – Getting a bit of a late start on this one.
99622892BABIES FIRST SHOE
99618290BIG DRIFT ENERGY
99613982BIGTALLGUYS
99615977BIRDIE BOYS
99615789BIRDIE COLLECTIVE
99621717BRISKET IS KING
99617107BUILT TO BALL
99619647BULL GANG
99615990BURRITO LEAGUE
99619084CENTER STATES
99621142CHANGE AMERICA FOR GOOD!
99620956COUNTRY OF MY HEART
99620176DAD’N
99620375DANK AND DISORDERLY
99619024DISHEVELED
99617694DISINFORMATION
99624413DON’T ASK ME FOR NO MONEY
99617042DON’T FUCK WITH MY DOGS
99617229DOPE CURVY CHICK
99614323EVERYDAY IS A SCHOOL DAY     [sic]
99614960FATHER FUCKER
99613273FEED YOUR NEIGHBOR
99617225FOREVER FERAL
99621761GEEK MONSTER
99601148GIRL, LET’S FACE IT
99622456GIRLS GOT RANGE
99615836GODS GIRL
99619268GOOD SPORTS
99623217GOOD TEAMMATE
99615855GOOD VIBES CLUB
99618741GOOD VIBES GOLF
99613463GRAPPLING STATE OF MIND
99617368I HAVE SICKLE CELL, IT DOESN’T HAVE ME
99618004I>FEAR
99624434I’M A NARCISSIST, AND YOU’RE NOT!
99619455IT’S SO YOU
99619974JESUS KNOWS
99620148LE BADASS
99625398LET HER COOK
99617932LETS PUCKING GO
99617210LIFE IS LOUD
99620712LOOK HOLY. PLAY WICKED.
99618835LOVE LETTER
99626018LOVE THIS MELANIN
99622717MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BE A HERO. STAY DRUG FREE.
99622388MAKE AMERICA GOLF AGAIN
99621188MAN PANTS
99618697MELANATED PRINCESS
99620247MERRY-GO-ROUND
99622671NO SCREENS
99620725NOT YOUR TRADITIONAL THERAPIST
99617149NOW THAT’S UNION
99621351PADEL TO THE PEOPLE
99621889PAPAL POWER
99622930PICKLEBALL BESTIES
99619179PLAY STRONG
99619297PRETTY GIRLS DON’T FIGHT
99624103PRETTY GIRLS LIFT
99620482PRETTY THANG
99618189REBEL BABE
99619819ROBOTS SUCK
99619128SALTY.
99618475SHITTY WIFE SHITTY LIFE
99621943SIGNAL
99623627SOUL OF GOD
99625893SWEATING FOR THE WEDDING     – Previously cancelled in 2025. This is a new applicant.
99619897TEAM AMERICA
99614203THE PACK
99613178TOO BLESSED TO BE DEPRESSED
99618446TRASH LIFE
99615527TRUE
99617955TRUE AMERICAN
99615536TRUE HOCKEY
99615521TRUE SPORTS
99622639TURN THE VOLUME DOWN
99614009VIBES GUY
99615863WORKING LATE
99617039WTF SCRUBS
99615501YEAR OF THE BOYS
99619275YOU CAN’T EARN MY RESPECT YOU CAN ONLY EARN MY DISRESPECT

 

And I did a specific search for all the Heated Rivalry applications in 025 in order to catch them all; I haven’t seen it, so I don’t know all the references, but I caught a surprising number of them from the TikTok clips I’ve seen. 😆

99620040BOSTON RAIDERS
99620018CENTAURS
99622328DO YOU LIKE TUNA MELTS
99618577HEATED RIVALRY
99620124HOLLANDER
99619956I’M COMING TO THE COTTAGE
99620209MAJOR LEAGUE HOCKEY
99619192MONTREAL METROS
99618617NEW YORK ADMIRALS
99620164ROZANOV
99618602STUPID CANADIAN WOLF BIRD
99618583WE DIDN’T EVEN KISS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99614537ANGEL ELVES
99576586BALLOON BLASTER
99613344CADDIE POCKET
99613894DART
99617638DINO-MITES
99620300DINOMITE
99619435DOTS N DARTS
99614553ENGAGE. INSPIRE. PREPARE.
99622354GROWTH JOURNAL
99622895HAPPY DIRT DAY
99618096MINI DOLL
99614764NO WORDS … JUST HUGS
99622930PICKLEBALL BESTIES
99624965PLUSH POPS
99624944POP JUMP
99621943SIGNAL
99620378SMART SHAPES
99625834TERMINATOR
99615527TRUE
99615536TRUE HOCKEY
99615521TRUE SPORTS
99622919USA PADEL
99618114WORLD’S SMALLEST FASHION DOLL

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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