MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: January 21 – January 27, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98372803BREEZY VALLEY
98369862GIFT OF THE NILE
98375423GUESTS ARE THE BEST
98372874LET’S GO OUT
98372921MIDNIGHT WHISPERS
98376651RESTORE YOUR WELLBEING
98368707SIMPLY NOURISH
98377629STILL HERE
98368268THE AFFIRMATION CANDLE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98377242DROPS OF GOD
98374994FOREVER SOUTHERN ROYALTY
98376243FRESH AND FAVORED
98375415GARDEN GOSPEL
98370079GOD’S FAVORITE
98376065P.S.
98375831SACRED WHISPER
98377424TATTERED
98375257THE GAME IS COLD SO WEAR A SWEATER
98373121TUDOR PRINCESS
98375058WICKED DOG
98368063WINGS OF KARMA

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98371071ALL IN MOTION
98367848BE GENTLE WITH ME
98369868BETTER EVERY DAY
98368513BEYOND PROOF
98370899BIBLE INTENSIFIED
98372088BLESSED SELF
98377034BOUNDARIES ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND
98368957BRAIN WAVES
98372705BRISK
98375806COFFEE WARRIOR
98377249DROPS OF GOD
98375030FLOURISHING FORTIES
98370869GENERATIONAL WISDOM
98373339GET THE UNSAID SAID
98375356GOOD NIGHT
98374439GOODIES
98370460HAPPINESS IS A GOOD SCREW
98374343HOT BUT DUMB
98374967LAKE LADY
98374258LITTLE CANVAS
98368495MONOGRAMMED
98368662MONTESSORILIFE
98370205NIGHT SHIFT
98369726SHUT UP AND BREATHE
98375257THE GAME IS COLD SO WEAR A SWEATER
98373568THE HAPPY HEALTH SQUAD

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98375402BETTA BAG
98375858COURGETTE
98370775CYBERWALLET
98370810DINK KING
98377261DROPS OF GOD
98370695GOLFHER
98368075GOOD LEATHER
98369341HAPPY CHAOS
98375555MASTER KEY
98369521PILOT
98375932PONY
98373699SKELETON CREW
98377629STILL HERE
98377424TATTERED
98375257THE GAME IS COLD SO WEAR A SWEATER
98368062THEY TAG IT YOU BAG IT

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98372847BESPOKE
98375505CHRISTMAS VILLAGE COMPANY
98373954FUNITURE
98375423GUESTS ARE THE BEST
98374607HOTEL HOME PILLOWS
98373723HOUSE AND HOME FURNITURE
98371527MADE GOODS
98372388MENLO PARK
98368975PARTYL!FE
98369668PARTYLIFE
98374005PURE HOME
98373393THE BATTERY HOLSTER
98376126THIS IS IT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98368125BE THE REASON
98374916BLACK HOLE
98374127BUTT MUG
98375505CHRISTMAS VILLAGE COMPANY
98375806COFFEE WARRIOR
98368144COOTY COVERS COOTY COVER
98373172CORK CORRAL
98373137DRINKINLOVE
98377265DROPS OF GOD
98373074EVEL KNIEVEL
98375423GUESTS ARE THE BEST
98369426HOMIES
98370859HOT SLICE PIZZA CHEF
98367962JAFF JUST ANOTHER FUCKING FRIDAY
98372874LET’S GO OUT
98372539LIFE UNCLUTTERED
98371527MADE GOODS
98370291MEALWORMS BY THE POUND
98369702MOM BRAIN
98373166MUSHROOMS WILL SAVE THE WORLD
98375638PASTOR
98373263PSYCHEDELICS WILL SAVE THE WORLD
98368025SLURP & SIP
98376332SPARKLE UNICORN
98377677STILL HERE
98368082SUNNY DAYS
98374156TE AMO CANDLES – (Wrong class!)
98375257THE GAME IS COLD SO WEAR A SWEATER

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98372899ANCESTRAL LOOM
98371275CHARISMA
98372387DRINKS ON ME
98370695GOLFHER
98375423GUESTS ARE THE BEST
98369341HAPPY CHAOS
98371527MADE GOODS
98376696MAGIC SWAN
98374197MOTHER OF INVENTION
98375816STILL BAMA

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98373182333
98375054#GIGMOMMY
98371991AURA
98371963BABY’S FIRST HAT
98370840BARBARELLA
98367848BE GENTLE WITH ME
98368125BE THE REASON
98370786BILF!
98369159BLACK JACK 21
98372937BOUJEE LIFE
98377034BOUNDARIES ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND
98369351BUFFALO TILL I DIE
98371186CAPTAIN OF THE POOP DECK
98376932CART LIFE
98368869CERTIFIED MISFIT
98369291CHOCOLATE GIRL POWER
98368671COME SEE PAPI
98373203COOCHIE FARMS
98375858COURGETTE
98376976COWGIRLS FOREVER
98375776COZY UP YOUR LIFE
98377029CRAVINGS
98371552CROWNED BY FAITH
98370810DINK KING
98375579DO WHAT FEELS GOOD
98373429DONE.
98370698DON’T DIE THIRSTY
98369067DON’T PICK YOUR FUCKING FACE
98377287DROPS OF GOD
98373642F.N. NUTS
98372900FEROCIOUSLY MOTIVATED
98375030FLOURISHING FORTIES
98372162GO CRY ABOUT IT
98370079GOD’S FAVORITE
98370695GOLFHER
98373171HALF EVIL
98371773HOW HARD CAN IT BE? BOYS DO IT.
98374126I AM VIRTUOUS
98376326I WANNA WRITE MY EX A CHECK
98377559I WOKE UP PISSED OFF
98372940I’M NOT DRUNK I’M FUCKED UP
98377315I’M ONE OF THEM
98370979IM ONLY TALKING TO JESUS TODAY
98376310IN ELON WE MUSK
98367962JAFF JUST ANOTHER FUCKING FRIDAY
98370737LET IT BE
98373735LFG
98374042MACHINE WASH COLD APPAREL
98374121MORALLY EXCELLENT
98373166MUSHROOMS WILL SAVE THE WORLD
98376839NATURAL BIRDIE
98372332NAUTI GIRL CREW
98376924NEVER SURRENDER TO YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES
98368896OURS
98376535PLANE LIFE
98371841POOKIE
98372538PROTECTOR
98373263PSYCHEDELICS WILL SAVE THE WORLD
98377752RAISE THE GAME
98374320RICH LATINA ENERGY
98372202ROCKS
98375831SACRED WHISPER
98377206SALTWATER SAIL
98372407SHOW ME SOMETHING
98369726SHUT UP AND BREATHE
98377514SIMPLY ELEVATED
98373699SKELETON CREW
98376267SNACK DADDY
98370422SOMEBODY IS IN TROUBLE
98369759STAY HUNGRY
98375816STILL BAMA
98376141STRETCH BEYOND YOUR LIMITS
98373432STRUGGLEVILLE
98375985SURF CHICA
98377424TATTERED
98375257THE GAME IS COLD SO WEAR A SWEATER
98373848THERE IS NO ADVENTURE WITHOUT SUFFERING
98377429WANNA DO 69?
98375061WICKED BITCH
98375058WICKED DOG
98377731WICKED PIXIE
98374866YOUNG VETERANS

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98372667COUTUREWIGS
98370615EASY GO
98370617EASY TO WEAR
98374279LOVIN HAIR
98370098MICRO KNOTS
98374272PEDIGREE
98368180RIBBON WRAPS
98377096STYLIN’ TAPE
98374614YOU’RE CRAZY!

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98369755KUSTOM INTERIOR
98371527MADE GOODS
98370824SOLO RUGS
98374506TIMELAPSE
98368902UNDER IT ALL

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98371999ANT COLONY
98368539BABY I’M YOURS
98374844CALMINGBUDDY
98376957CHAMPION HOCKEY
98375505CHRISTMAS VILLAGE COMPANY
98370360COLLEGE FOOTBALL LEGACY
98370810DINK KING
98371863EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PICKLE
98372209FETCH
98370695GOLFHER
98371540KID BANK
98368106LOST PUPPIES
98372186MINI FIDGETY PURSE PETS
98368975PARTYL!FE
98369668PARTYLIFE
98376314POOCHIE
98370234RIVER BABY
98377539TKO

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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