MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: January 11 – January 17, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99595913ABSOLUTE APHRODISIAC
99595915ATOMIC ROSE
99599466BALLET
99590167BOTANICAL MAGIC
99590387BROWN SUGAR CANDLE CO.
99594089BUSHEL & BLOOM
99590789GENTLEMEN’S WICK
99594276KEEN SCENTS
99590423MAD SASS
99589580MAGIC BULLET
99594724ORCHID AURA
99595925OUD FOR GREATNESS
99595931OUD FOR HAPPINESS
99597059PRIMAL AROMA
99592072RETREAT AROMA
99589517SENSITIVE NATURAL
99595936SIDE EFFECT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99590397BARCODE GURU
99592081BEE
99592630FAMILY VIDEO
99589445GOT YOUR SIX
99592430HANDWRITING HELP FOR KIDS
99598530HEAL THE WORLD
99592884KIDS MASTER SKILLS
99592477LEAP
99590560MONOXIDE
99599550PIECES JIGSAW PUZZLES
99589972POPCORN

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99593792ALL TIME
99590010ARTSTYLE
99592486AURA RING CASE
99599466BALLET
99589437BITCHIN BUCKLES
99592282DEAR HEART
99598043HUMAN POWER
99598494KALM BRACELET
99595617MISS SPECTACULAR
99599623MY KALM
99589196NAVY GEMS
99596358PIERCE THE HEART
99595246RING SLEEVE
99588405SLICK METALS
99595958TAP TO PRAY
99598767TRASH TALK VALENTINES
99594493WEAR YOUR COURAGE
99593796YOU DA GOAT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99597476180 DAYS
99597130A3
99596316ABOVE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS
99593792ALL TIME
99599466BALLET
99594636BEHOLDING CHRIST
99588168BITE-SIZE BRAIN BUILDERS
99591978BUSINESS CRIB-NOTES
99597466COLORING BOOK CAFE
99588569DOG EAR BOOK
99592848EMBOSSERY
99592630FAMILY VIDEO
99592614FATHER’S HEART BIBLE
99600113FLORIDA MAN LIFE
99596084FOREVER MAP
99595305GIVE OR TAKE
99592430HANDWRITING HELP FOR KIDS
99588627HERE SHE BLOOMS
99597687HEY GAL
99598899HOT HOLY HEALED
99594852I CAME FOR THE ROMANCE. STAYED FOR THE SMUT.
99595259I DON’T DO THAT ANYMORE
99597509INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN IN A SHORT STORY
99596154JUST GRAB IT
99592884KIDS MASTER SKILLS
99592112LET’S GO OUT AND BE GREAT
99594465LIFE IS SIMPLER WITH JESUS
99594166LITTLE TRADITIONS
99590304MIRACLE IN A MANGER
99595619MISS SPECTACULAR
99594888MOSTLY RATIONAL BRIDE
99588903MY STRONG MIND
99599397NO MORE HIDING I’LL BE SHINING LIKE I’M BORN TO BE
99592085OWN IT WHILE YOU HONE IT.
99599550PIECES JIGSAW PUZZLES
99599497PRAYER BOARD
99599094REAL CONFIDENCE
99589084ROBOT PENCIL SHARPENER
99591360RUNNING ON EMPTY
99591244SOMETHING FOR JESUS TO DO
99593412STRONG MINDS BRAVE HEARTS
99591211STYLE CARD
99597667THE NOT-SO-NAUGHTY LIST
99593962THESE MOTHERF*CKERS ARE EVERYWHERE
99598767TRASH TALK VALENTINES
99590271WHIMSIES
99593796YOU DA GOAT
99593152YOU WISH

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9959922167 IS SO OLD, IT’S ON A MUG
99593792ALL TIME
99595252ALWAYS WITHIN REACH
99599466BALLET
99596528BOOT JACK     – Goods: boot jacks.
99590217BRING WATER HOME
99588857CANNABIS
99591132CHEF PAL
99592325CLEVER CAN
99592021CUBED ICE     – Goods: reusable ice cubes.
99597686FACE TAPE
99592495FOOD FUNNEL     – Goods include funnels.
99594147JUST BREATHE
99589038KEGERATOR
99595322LANDLORD APPROVED
99594465LIFE IS SIMPLER WITH JESUS
99594803MAKE LIFE NOT STINK
99594908MAY THE UNIVERSE BE KIND TO YOU
99595624MISS SPECTACULAR
99590801SHOULD I PEE ON MY CAMPSITE?
99596033SPRAY BLENDER
99598965UNCOMMON ON PURPOSE
99599023UNCOMMONLY POSSIBLE
99593796YOU DA GOAT

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99592203983
99599682“SIX SEVEN”     – Yet another week with a 67 application.
99590658100% CHOCOLATE
99599466BALLET
99593318BANG FOR GOD
99599931BASEBALL, HUH?
99588821BE LIMITLESS TODAY
99591480BE PERSISTENTLY PERSISTENT
99594749BE THE REASON
99596944BE YOUR OWN MAGIC
99594707BIG GOD, LITTLE ME
99592141BUILT DIFFERENT
99591364COWGIRL MAFIA
99598570DETROIT ROOTS     – Two different applicants…
99596199DETROIT ROOTS     – …for the same phrase.
99595354DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION, ASK FOR FORGIVENESS
99595890EARNED NOT GIVEN
99597685EMPATHY MELTS ICE
99595201FABULOUSAF
99599566FAITH DEALER DRIVEN BY GOD
99600113FLORIDA MAN LIFE
99592872FREEDOM FRIES
99590538GET BETTER OR GET BEAT
99595571GOD CREW
99599932GOD’S VERY OWN
99590287GOING STEADY
99589790HAPPY LIFE CLUB
99590647HEARTBREAK GANG
99597687HEY GAL
99593446HIGH CLASS HIPPIE
99598899HOT HOLY HEALED
99599871I TOLD YOU SO
99597237ICE CREAM GIRL
99590315I’M IN
99590255I’M OUT
99592984JESUS FOR LIFE
99596411JUST BECAUSE
99596154JUST GRAB IT
99595327LIFE CAN’T BREAK A MAN… BUT GOLF CAN!
99600043LIFE IS AWESOME
99594465LIFE IS SIMPLER WITH JESUS
99597125LUCKY IN LOVE
99594908MAY THE UNIVERSE BE KIND TO YOU
99593665MILF MAFIA
99595643MISS SPECTACULAR
99591285MOMMY BUSINESS
99596744NO KINGS
99595420ORIGINAL SIN
99591914OWN THE DAY
99595381PROFESSIONALLY UNEMPLOYED
99598510REAL BOSSES WEAR CROSSES
99595421ROYALTY NEVER RUSHES
99593063SEXY VEGAN
99598999SOME GIRLS ARE GANDALF
99592805SORRY MOM
99592520SPACE LIFE
99590966SPF IS MY BFF
99595369THE BEST PLAN IS NO PLAN
99597235TOUGHER THAN TOUGH
99598767TRASH TALK VALENTINES
99598965UNCOMMON ON PURPOSE
99599023UNCOMMONLY POSSIBLE
99597611UNDERSTUDY
99593857WE THE FREE
99593036WIVES CHANGE LIVES
99593796YOU DA GOAT
99593152YOU WISH

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

995907303 + 3
99599051ADOPTABLES
99588738ALPHA PICKLEBALL
99597510AMERICAN PINBALL
99591681BAD SPORT
99594081BALLHER
99592141BUILT DIFFERENT
99588345COZY CUDDLES
99590294DASH DANCER
99595890EARNED NOT GIVEN
99592259EMERGENCY SHART KIT
99596710GOTTA CRAB
99596636GOTTA FISH
99597957I LOAF YOU
99597298LITTLE BRICKS BUILD EXPERIENCES
99596516LOW-RISE TAPER
99587092POCKET PLUSH
99588219POSITIVE DONKEY
99588223POSITIVE FIRE
99588228POSITIVE HIGHLAND COW
99588235POSITIVE SOFTBALL
99588505PUZZLE ANYWHERE
99594859SMARTPOTTY
99592255TOOL TRUCK
99598767TRASH TALK VALENTINES
99588240YOU ARE A BADASS
99597776YOU ARE MY BUTTER HALF
99590685YOU ARE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER FOUND ON EARTH
99593796YOU DA GOAT

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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