MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: February 4 – 10, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98398600CIRCLE OF LIGHT
98397707FAITHFIRMATION
98392624GLITTERATI
98400919HOMESTEAD HERO
98400923MELT YOUR HEART
98393688MUMMA
98391304PETITE PLUME
98399430POLYNESIAN
98394585TEMPLE BITCH
98399985THE PROPER CANDLE
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98396614THIS CANDLE SMELLS LIKE…
98397190WESTON WICKS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.

98397827EASY MODE
98398553FRIDGENOTES
98397744HOT GIRL BOOTCAMP
98397731HOT GIRL GEAR
98397712HOT GIRL WORKOUT
98397705HOTTIE GEAR
98397694HOTTIE STATE OF MIND
98397700HOTTIE WORKOUT
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98393355ART TO WEAR
98399954BICYCLE TUBE BRACELET
98393025CHICK CLICK
98399473CHRISTMASAUR
98396893LUNAR LOOPS
98395808NATIONWIDE COINS
98396625PASSION8
98396613PERFECT LOVE FOR EVERY LOVE STORY
98399044PROUDLY MADE THE HARD WAY
98395582RETURN TO SENDER
98398218RICH HONEY
98391253RING EMBELLISHER
98400495SAY NO TO BORING WEDDING BANDS
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98400030UNCLE MISTLETOE
98393513WRISTLETS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98400787ACADEMIC AUNTY
98393192BE HOPEFUL, BE STRONG, BE BRAVE, BE CURIOUS
98391226CANCERTIFIED
98399338CHRISTMASAUR
98398493COUNTDOWN CALENDARS
98394155DAILY ORGANIZATION SYSTEM
98398983DOING THINGS ONLINE
98400556DON’T FED WITH MY TEXAS
98396370DUMP TRUMP 2024
98398845ELEGANCE
98396600FOR THE RECORD
98391629GIRL MATH
98400424HELP SAVE THE WORLD SHOW A LITTLE COURTESY
98393420HIGH VALUE LEADER
98399343HOLIDAY TIME
98400796IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BITCHES
98397834NO RHYME NO REASON
98390532NO SHIT
98397814NORMALIZE STRUGGLES
98393718PURPOSEFULLY PLANNED
98393850SELF LOVE GANG
98392471SHARED
98398349START
98393130STRESS RELIEF COLORING BOOK
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98400030UNCLE MISTLETOE
98398197WE GOT THE WORLD
98396317WE TAKE OUR DRUGS SERIOUSLY
98400172YOU ARE AN ICON
98394513YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DOPAMINE
98396689YOURS TRULY PLANNER

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98391226CANCERTIFIED
98394264CAPYBARA
98399350CHRISTMASAUR
98397492CUPPA LATTE
98400556DON’T FED WITH MY TEXAS
98399984EZ CARRY
98392292FAITH BY FAITH
98396373FEAST LIKE A BEAST
98393946GOLF NERD
98391009HAIR TOOLS TRAVEL BAG
98400919HOMESTEAD HERO
98397744HOT GIRL BOOTCAMP
98397731HOT GIRL GEAR
98397712HOT GIRL WORKOUT
98397705HOTTIE GEAR
98397694HOTTIE STATE OF MIND
98397700HOTTIE WORKOUT
98398750PET FRENZ
98396874RUMOR
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98394067ALWAYS HOME
98393507BUILT DIFFERENT
98394155DAILY ORGANIZATION SYSTEM
98395973ETERNAL LOVE
98395967MEMORIAM

Note: if any of these sound like burial urns or caskets (eternal love, memoriam), they usually are.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98394067ALWAYS HOME
98390880BEADBOX
98393507BUILT DIFFERENT
98391226CANCERTIFIED
98399345CHRISTMASAUR
98398359CHURCHED
98395816COOCHIE WAXER
98398436COOKLIFE
98397749CORKSCREW BBQ
98394155DAILY ORGANIZATION SYSTEM
98391498DRINK COFFEE SHOOT DEER
98392342DUDE BY DUDE MAMA
98391216ETERNITY
98396373FEAST LIKE A BEAST
98400919HOMESTEAD HERO
98391509HUNTING DAY
98397747I AM HERE ON PURPOSE
98399235KINGS CUPS
98390647MICRO FLASK
98397814NORMALIZE STRUGGLES
98399044PROUDLY MADE THE HARD WAY
98393986SEVEN JARS
98393227SODAFIZZ
98393320SUPERHYDRO
98397567THAT’S JUST BS
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98398268TKO
98391219TRIBUTE
98400030UNCLE MISTLETOE
98400951UNITY

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98400111ACTIVE COOL
98391226CANCERTIFIED
98394264CAPYBARA
98399358CHRISTMASAUR
98391855DECLARATION FLAGS
98396373FEAST LIKE A BEAST
98390781GOD IS BOSS SAVED NOT SOFT
98393950GOLF NERD
98399165HOLD MY _____!
98400919HOMESTEAD HERO
98397392IN MY ERA
98396020IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES
98395668JETS GO
98393493NOOK
98391792SAFE SHEETS
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98397398THIS IS MY ERA

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9839919619TH HOLE WHERE THE FUN BEGINS
984003435 O’CLOCK PICKLEBALL
98393355ART TO WEAR
98393797BAD GASS DUDE
98398056BAD MEDITATOR
98398543BAD STAR
98400879BADDEST
98400950BE BETTER THAN YOUR BEST, NEVER REST ON YOUR LAST SUCCESS
98396305BEATS BEING BITTER
98400302BOAT WITH JESUS
98394805BRING BACK BULLYING
98395534BUDDHIST PUNK
98392092BUT WHY THO!!!
98397683CABO VERDE TEN ISLANDS ONE PEOPLE
98391226CANCERTIFIED
98395820CAPS LOCK
98394264CAPYBARA
98399363CHRISTMASAUR
98393028COASTAL HIPPY
98396837COFFEE AND CONFLICT
98396095COURT JUNKIES
98391238COYOTE LIFE
98396445CYPHER
98394520DAILY DOPAMINE
98394656DATE LIKE GOBLINS
98398328DIAMOND LIFE
98394858DISCIPLINE THROUGH SACRIFICE & SACRIFICE THROUGH DISCIPLINE
98391723DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO CHILL
98394882DO NOT DISTURB THE WINNERS
98400556DON’T FED WITH MY TEXAS
98391498DRINK COFFEE SHOOT DEER
98392342DUDE BY DUDE MAMA
98401015DUMB OLD DAD
98396370DUMP TRUMP 2024
98400358EXCLUSIVE
98396375FEAR OF DAWG
98396373FEAST LIKE A BEAST
98391526GOD CREATED A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
98390906GOD IS MY STEROID
98393958GOLF NERD
98400997HEY BREASTIES
98392128HOT AF
98397744HOT GIRL BOOTCAMP
98397731HOT GIRL GEAR
98397712HOT GIRL WORKOUT
98397705HOTTIE GEAR
98397694HOTTIE STATE OF MIND
98397700HOTTIE WORKOUT
98391509HUNTING DAY
98397747I AM HERE ON PURPOSE
98395015I CAUGHT CRABS IN LITTLE RIVER, SOUTH CAROLINA
98390828I LOVE WOMEN’S SPORTS
98391695IF YOU’RE NOT FIRST YOU SUCK
98391705I’M OLD, SO I’M TOLD
98390634IN SPEED WE TRUST
98400796IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BITCHES
98398423JACKSON HOLE GIRL
98390615JEWMANITY
98391688JUDGE EVIL NOT PEOPLE
98396152JUST BE INFINITE
98393746KNOCK ‘EM DEAD
98391906LET’S GET HAMMERED
98396245LET’S WATCH THE SUNSET
98393496LORDS
98397462MAKE AFRICA TUKUFU AGAIN
98399901MAKE IT SHAKE
98400776MAKE MILK RAW AGAIN
98391478MERRY CREEDMAS
98398549MIXING COCKTAILS
98396716MODERN MOM CEO
98399841MULLIGAN MOB
98395963NO MAINTENANCE
98399022NOT AN ENTRANCE
98392384NOTHING MAKES ME MORE MAD THAN PEOPLE THINKING I’M MAD
98400774ONLY JESUS.
98390791PICKLE PAL
98392927PICKLEHEAD
98396747PRAY BEFORE YOU PLAY
98393200RBG
98396874RUMOR
98400992RUNS WITH WOLVES
98394836SAVE ALL PUNKS
98396412SIMPLEMEN
98392964STALEMATE
98391518ST-ART
98400728SWIM BONNET
98398192TALK LESS PRAY MORE
98394585TEMPLE BITCH
98393390TEXAS NATIVE
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98400030UNCLE MISTLETOE
98398399UNLEARN THE LIES WE INHERITED
98390569VINTAGE BADDIE
98401010VOLLEY DADDY
98395697WANNA PICKLE…
98398217WE GOT THE WORLD
98396320WE TAKE OUR DRUGS SERIOUSLY
98400205WORKIN’ IT
98396880WORST STATE EVER
98398533WRECK SOME SHIT
98395892YOU CAN STOP ASKING NOW
98394513YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DOPAMINE

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98399754LUX ACCESSORIES
98392059MAKE IT UNIQUELY YOURS
98399044PROUDLY MADE THE HARD WAY
98398139THAT GIRL GANG
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98392814CLEANING RUG
98392836HEATING RUG
98394796RUG ROBOT
98392546SAVVY RUGS
98391035STAGE FOR LIFE
98398470THE FUTURE IS FIT. FUNCTIONAL. FEMALE.
98392541VALUE RUGS
98394808WARM RUG
98397068WINGING IT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

984003435 O’CLOCK PICKLEBALL
98399432ACROSS THE POND
98391054BE YOU CREW
98391831BIRTHDAY WISH BUDDY
98390986CAN WE TALK?
98394264CAPYBARA
98399374CHRISTMASAUR
98393387ELEVEN
98397851FA LA LA
98396373FEAST LIKE A BEAST
98393480FLOATIFY
98393963GOLF NERD
98398640HAPPY GOLF
98397744HOT GIRL BOOTCAMP
98397731HOT GIRL GEAR
98397712HOT GIRL WORKOUT
98397705HOTTIE GEAR
98397694HOTTIE STATE OF MIND
98397700HOTTIE WORKOUT
98392280KEEPSAKES
98396172LANDMARKS
98398674MY BUDDY
98398680MY BUDDY
98391638SUPPORT PICKLE
98397878THE #2 GAME IN THE WORLD
98398470THE FUTURE IS FIT. FUNCTIONAL. FEMALE.
98390857THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
98400030UNCLE MISTLETOE
98395697WANNA PICKLE…
98393735WICKED CORNHOLE
98398019YOUR FACE BEAR
98393234YUMMY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98399483“WE’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE . . . WHITE FOLKS (SINCE 1492)
98394033JUST DIVORCED
98396016WE BAKE IT, YOU MAKE IT
98396330WE TAKE OUR DRUGS SERIOUSLY

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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