MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: February 18 – 24, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98415586AROMA FACTORY CO
98410057ELUSIVE SCENT
98410766GOD IS…
98413583HEAVEN ON EARTH IS JUST A SCENT AWAY
98412653MALIBU MANGO
98415782MAULED
98417744TERRAROMA
98417345TROPICANDLE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words “graphic,” “design,” “font,” or “image.”]

98411827CONSTELLATION
98410410I LOVE YOU, KEEP GOING
98412032MUSE ON
98413472NFT WALLET
98413495S.O.S. SO OBVIOUSLY SHIPWRECKED

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98411949ATTACHÉ
98414627CALL HER DADDY
98416082CTRL + S
98418952DUTCH HIPPIES
98414073ETERNAL STAR
98410193EVERY RING TELLS A STORY
98410841FIT BANDS
98417174GAMEDAY KEYCHAINS
98416391IN THIS TOGETHER
98419156JESUS THE HEALER
98416830MATINEE
98414749SINGLE-GROWTH CVD DIAMOND
98414758SINGLE-GROWTH LAB-GROWN DIAMOND
98412780STYLE LAYERED WITH FAITH
98413990SUNNY LOVE
98416383WE SEE ABILITY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98416551A STICKER FOR EVERY COURSE
98418389ALMOST HUMAN
98410391ANGRY CRITTERS
98410376APATHY IS CONTAGIOUS, EXACERBATED BY THE INEPT.
98411966ARE
98417994BIG HUG BIG KISS
98412362CAVERNOUS
98416552COME AS YOU ARE DISASTER AND ALL
98410707DORMROOMSUPPLY
98412166DUNGEON DWELLERS
98410636GIVING BACK TO NATURE
98418998HAPPY TOOTH
98413204ILLUMINATED ART
98411216I’M BEHIND THE IRISH
98416391IN THIS TOGETHER
98411923IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF CARBS
98419156JESUS THE HEALER
98417866LEE
98413314MADE FOR ALL
98416749MAGIC TRANSFER
98409965MAGICMAGNET
98419154MICROGRAVITY
98410480MOST PROFITABLE YEAR EVER
98412032MUSE ON
98415656MY HAPPY CUSTOMIZED GIFTS
98414908NASTY BEAST
98410963PLACE. PRESS. PEEL.
98417321POM POM
98415532RIGHT IN THE MOUTH
98410819SAVING SOULS ONE BOOK AT A TIME
98409859SHUT THE FORK UP
98414930SNOWOLOGY
98410662SPARKLE ENERGY
98413363SUGAR PLUM BALLERINAS
98414903THE BEAST
98415152THE WORLD’S GREATEST GAME
98411221THIS BEHIND IS IRISH
98411626TRUMPTORIOUS
98411638TRUMPVEMBER TO REMEMBER

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98416918AS WORN BY AMERICA’S TOP TEAMS
98416939BORN ON THE PLAYING FIELDS OF AMERICA
98415084BROTHER
98414627CALL HER DADDY
98413202CASUALLY ATHLETIC
98413192CASUALLY ATHLETIC, SOCIALLY COMPETITIVE
98410168DOUBLESEAL
98413136DUMB LOVE
98411407FISTBUMP
98416976FOR THE LONG RUN
98416391IN THIS TOGETHER
98419156JESUS THE HEALER
98416535KIDS IN FAITH
98415782MAULED
98414908NASTY BEAST
98414600NEW MOM ON THE BLOCK
98414593NMOTB
98417711NOT FAMOUS
98416798POOP PAL
98418564ROCK AROUND THE WORLD
98410823SENTIENT
98415760SEVENTH
98413227SOCIALLY COMPETITIVE
98414903THE BEAST
98410170TRIPLE SEAL
98413065WE KNOW BECAUSE WE PLAY
98416383WE SEE ABILITY
98411805XPERIENCE LIFE
98412670ZEROED IN

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

984171821 OF A KIND
98415299CAN’T HEAR YOU I’M GAMING
98414198COOL PAWS
98410483EVERYDAY ELEGANCE
98410636GIVING BACK TO NATURE
98414646LIVE. LIFE. OUTSIDE.
98414015MEGACOMFORT
98414908NASTY BEAST
98418321PETS. PLANET. PURPOSE.
98411703RUSTIC TIMBER SIGNS AND GIFTS
98412655SLEEP LIKE A BOSS
98414903THE BEAST
98414962TOGETHER WE’RE THE VILLAGE.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98418389ALMOST HUMAN
98414627CALL HER DADDY
98413202CASUALLY ATHLETIC
98413192CASUALLY ATHLETIC, SOCIALLY COMPETITIVE
98416634CAYUGA NATION
98416750CLEARLY MAD
98417375COMEON
98410107COMFYVIBE
98414624DARE TO BE WEED FREE
98413136DUMB LOVE
98410483EVERYDAY ELEGANCE
98411809EVO OIL SPRAYER
98411898FUEL YOUR INNER CHAMPION
98410636GIVING BACK TO NATURE
98419002HAPPY TOOTH
98410828HOLIDAY FROM HELL
98419445HOUSEHOLD HELPERS
98416572HUNTSMAN
98416391IN THIS TOGETHER
98419156JESUS THE HEALER
98416525LOVEABLE DISASTER
98414908NASTY BEAST
98413410OBJECT IN MIRROR IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IT APPEARS
98415322RECIPE FOR A SPECIAL MOM
98417134RIDE & SUBSCRIBE
98417180RIDE AND SUBSCRIBE
98418811SKY BLUE
98413227SOCIALLY COMPETITIVE
98414903THE BEAST
98412649THE CHOP SHOP
98410273THE TRUTH IS GOD MADE ME ON PURPOSE
98416383WE SEE ABILITY
98411805XPERIENCE LIFE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98416634CAYUGA NATION
98411448COOTY CLOTH
98413985DAILY PRACTICE
98409989DOVE BLANKET
98416815HARD CANDY
98419445HOUSEHOLD HELPERS
98414908NASTY BEAST
98414600NEW MOM ON THE BLOCK
98414593NMOTB
98418101SO CHILL
98414903THE BEAST
98412792TODAY’S KIDS
98413065WE KNOW BECAUSE WE PLAY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98409943ALWAYS BE AN ATHLETE
98413380AMERICA’S REVENGE
98410376APATHY IS CONTAGIOUS, EXACERBATED BY THE INEPT.
98416918AS WORN BY AMERICA’S TOP TEAMS
98416023BALL HEADS
98415326BASEBALL IS SEXY
98415321BASKETBALL IS SEXY
98416289BE SOMEBODY
98410312BELOW AVERAGE
98416939BORN ON THE PLAYING FIELDS OF AMERICA
98415084BROTHER
98414627CALL HER DADDY
98414547CANNIBAL GIRLFRIEND
98410381CARPE THE DAMN DAY
98413202CASUALLY ATHLETIC
98413192CASUALLY ATHLETIC, SOCIALLY COMPETITIVE
98416634CAYUGA NATION
98415726CHILL FROG
98410444CHILL PRETTY
98414508COLONIAL HIPPIES
98418834COUNTRY CLUB COWBOY
98416941CROOKED HALO
98413121CRUNCHY ISH
98416082CTRL + S
98417989DANCEY LIFE
98416465DAPPER DUCK
98414624DARE TO BE WEED FREE
98412955DICK HERTZ FROM HOLDEN
98411622DIFFERENT BREED
98413329DRINK LESS. ENJOY MORE!
98413136DUMB LOVE
98411407FISTBUMP
98416976FOR THE LONG RUN
98410349FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
98412018FRIENDS OVER FOLLOWERS
98417485GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT
98411157GO DEEP
98410481GREAT DAY
98412304HATER FREE
98415323HOCKEY IS SEXY
98416659HUDDLE
98412259IF YOU’RE READING THIS ADVOCATE FOR A BLACK WOMAN AT WORK
98411216I’M BEHIND THE IRISH
98415284I’M NOT A BAD INFLUENCE, I JUST ENCOURAGE FUN!
98416391IN THIS TOGETHER
98417117INSENSITIVE
98419481JERSEY SHORE DAY DRINKERS CLUB
98419156JESUS THE HEALER
98413768JUMP START WITH JESUS
98417859JUST BE.
98416535KIDS IN FAITH
98418588LIVE WILD
98415073MAMA HOOD
98415782MAULED
98414996MONDAY’S SUCK
98410457MOST PROFITABLE YEAR EVER
98412032MUSE ON
98412808MUSIC IS THE ANSWER
98414908NASTY BEAST
98414600NEW MOM ON THE BLOCK
98414593NMOTB
98417711NOT FAMOUS
98415002PRAYERED FOR
98411210PRETTY AWESOME
98412125PURE PICKLEBALL
98410915RICH & RELAXED
98417134RIDE & SUBSCRIBE
98417180RIDE AND SUBSCRIBE
98415513RIGHT IN THE MOUTH
98419343RIZZ
98418564ROCK AROUND THE WORLD
98410819SAVING SOULS ONE BOOK AT A TIME
98418558SAY HOWDY, STAY ROWDY
98413130SEAS LIFE BY THE SAILS
98415549SMILE GOD LOVES YOU
98415319SOCCER IS SEXY
98413227SOCIALLY COMPETITIVE
98416194SOMEWHERE ON A YACHT
98412923STICKY BOOBS
98414903THE BEAST
98410273THE TRUTH IS GOD MADE ME ON PURPOSE
98415243TIRED & PAID
98414882TROUT LIFE
98411626TRUMPTORIOUS
98413718UP YOUR GAME.
98413427VISITOR
98416665WE FIRST
98413065WE KNOW BECAUSE WE PLAY
98416383WE SEE ABILITY
98411478WILL
98413013WORDS ARE HARD
98412223WORK HARD DIE FREE
98413333WORLD’S OKAYEST GOLFERS (WOG)
98411805XPERIENCE LIFE
98415844YES I AM
98410194YOU ARE FREE

Note: I’ve sent an email to YouTubers Evan & Katelyn about WORDS ARE HARD; I know they have a bunch of merch with that phrase, and this applicant does not appear to be affiliated with them.

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98411949ATTACHÉ
98412325BLISS
98417561CHERRY COLA
98410828HOLIDAY FROM HELL
98419445HOUSEHOLD HELPERS
98416391IN THIS TOGETHER
98415774JAWS
98418584LATER GATOR
98418166REBEL GLAM HAIR
98412555REFUGE
98418016TRUE TO NATURE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98417131ADVANCE CUSHION CARPET BACKING
98417128ADVANCE MODULAR CARPET BACKING
98416634CAYUGA NATION
98416552COME AS YOU ARE DISASTER AND ALL
98413981DAILY PRACTICE
98414646LIVE. LIFE. OUTSIDE.
98417121NEXT STEP CUSHION CARPET BACKING
98417108NEXT STEP MODULAR CARPET BACKING

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98413416BASKETBALL CHESS
98414627CALL HER DADDY
98415765CATERPILLAR
98409767DATE NIGHT CHALLENGE
98416222DINOROARS
98411430DIVORCED DADS
98418655DUCK-Y
98413330FAUXLIAGE
98412158FAUXLIAGE
98419006HAPPY TOOTH
98412945I MAY BE A TINY POTATO, BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU. GO DO YOUR THING!
98411136MAGNETIC SLED
98412013MICRO TEENIES
98409821MOM JOKES BUTTON
98418462THE HANUKKAH FAIRY
98414962TOGETHER WE’RE THE VILLAGE.
98418016TRUE TO NATURE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98417139I’M PROUD YOU’RE GAY

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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