MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: February 11 – 17, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98406184CLEAN AURA CANDLES
98406216DAY OFF
98408640HEART WARMERS
98401622LA LUZ DE MARIA
98407839LE LIONESS
98403204LUBE IT UP!
98404453MUSKY TRAILS
98408815SELF-CARE CORNER
98405095SIMPLY UNSCENTED
98405131SOCAL

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.

98402741DECLASSIFIED
98406296ONE POWER
98404982PROPHETIC
98408155SUNRISE
98401236TOTAL
98402508VARSITY YEARBOOK
98408164WOBBLY LIFE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98403311A BAND FOR EVERY MAN
98403826AGGIE
98403967ARCTIC TITANIUM
98409190BOYS CLUB
98402391ELEGANT. ATTAINABLE. EVERLASTING.
98404251ENDLESSLY BOUND
98406863FAITH OF THE UNKNOWN
98406397FLORENTINE
98402356HELLO LUCKY
98401469IT’S ISLAND TIME
98403829MAROON
98402218POPSICLE
98409244PROTECT WHAT YOU LOVE
98406428SILENIUM  [sic]
98408018STRAIGHT HUMBLE
98401634WE ALL FIGHT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98404422ANTI-ASSHOLE
98406873BE HAPPY TODAY
98401263BIDENITE IS THE SAME TO AMERICA AS KRYPTONITE IS TO SUPERMAN
98405463BUD
98404558CALIFORNIA, GET A CLOO
98404560CALIFORNIA, YOU’VE BEEN F***ED WITH ENOUGH
98407105COLOR CLUB
98404711DEZ
98404529ENHANCED
98406872EXTRA CHEESY
98409025EZ-STAMP
98403095KITCHEN BITCHES
98405485LIVING ON THE EDGE
98404370MORE THAN FRIENDS
98407424MY MOMMY IS
98407793PARTY MAGIC
98404718PIP
98409050STICKER GRAMS
98407718STKR
98402660THE CLOSER’S NOTEBOOK
98404556THE HARD TRUTHS WE WANT, NEED AND DESERVE
98402508VARSITY YEARBOOK
98401634WE ALL FIGHT
98402903WHO YOU RIDE WITH
98408164WOBBLY LIFE
98402175ZUCCHINI

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98405093BITSY BAG
98405463BUD
98404558CALIFORNIA, GET A CLOO
98404560CALIFORNIA, YOU’VE BEEN F***ED WITH ENOUGH
98401856DAILY PRACTICE
98404711DEZ
98401838FLINTSTONE
98401469IT’S ISLAND TIME
98403814JUNE AGAIN
98404799NIMBLE
98404718PIP
98403532S*
98403994SMILEVIBES
98401774SNOOT
98404556THE HARD TRUTHS WE WANT, NEED AND DESERVE
98404429THE LONELY MARTIAN
98401634WE ALL FIGHT
98408164WOBBLY LIFE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98405624AMBASSADOR
98405122ATLAS
98401860CLASSIC SLIPCOVERS
98403712HOSPITALITY SHELVING
98404977INSTANT BEDROOM
98405534LATEX MATTRESS FACTORY
98401670LAVISH
98408776MORNIN WOOD
98402575PRAYER EGGS
98404851SEAT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98405295“TURD TOSSER”
98402918BEZAZZLED
98403700BIG LOUD TEXAS
98406600BLUE JUICE
98405463BUD
98402044CAMILLE AT THE WHEEL
98404874COLD TO GO
98404711DEZ
98406872EXTRA CHEESY
98402387FCKNBTCH
98407324GOD IS MY PURPOSE
98407603GOODBYE LITTER BOX
98408640HEART WARMERS
98408162HOMEMADE ISH
98403095KITCHEN BITCHES
98403544MAYOR OF TITTY CITY
98407649MITTS
98407311MY ANCESTORS KITCHEN
98404639NO EQUAL
98406193NOWHERE TO BE & … ALL DAY TO GET THERE
98404718PIP
98403994SMILEVIBES
98402585SMOOTHEEZE
98401435SNAP
98407532SOAPDISH
98405740TEA FOLKS
98408728VIN FRESCO
98401634WE ALL FIGHT

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98403266BABYPAL
98402592BED BAG
98405463BUD
98401860CLASSIC SLIPCOVERS
98404711DEZ
98403238FART BOYZ
98401469IT’S ISLAND TIME
98401704MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98403544MAYOR OF TITTY CITY
98404640NO EQUAL
98404718PIP
98403994SMILEVIBES
98407882SPLASH BLANKET
98408018STRAIGHT HUMBLE
98403216SWIPE AND WIPE
98402508VARSITY YEARBOOK
98401634WE ALL FIGHT
98402425WHIM
98407384WITTY APRONS
98408164WOBBLY LIFE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98402733=SPIRIT=
984092152X4
98404353ADAPT
98409205ADOLESCENCE
98404448BAD B*TCHES LIFT
98408496BALD FOX
98408452BAR DON’T LIE
98406873BE HAPPY TODAY
98406942BE THE BEST AT GETTING BETTER
98409067BE THE LIGHT
98401263BIDENITE IS THE SAME TO AMERICA AS KRYPTONITE IS TO SUPERMAN
98403700BIG LOUD TEXAS
98404474BOB MARLEY WAILERS
98406370BREAK AWAY FROM THE HERD
98406718BROKE AND BLESSED
98405463BUD
98405473BUTTERCUP
98407146BUTTHOLE FREE
98404558CALIFORNIA, GET A CLOO
98404560CALIFORNIA, YOU’VE BEEN F***ED WITH ENOUGH
98409142CREATED 2 WIN
98403726CURVY PETITE
98404711DEZ
98406194DIAGNOSED
98408359DR BAD
98406757EARN YOUR PANCAKES
98406872EXTRA CHEESY
98406863FAITH OF THE UNKNOWN
98403063FIND YOUR GRIT
98403568FOR HIS KINGDOM
98405462FOREPLAY
98407647FRIENDS ARE FOR LOSERS
98407956FROSTBITE
98407324GOD IS MY PURPOSE
98404878GONE ROGUE
98407996GRAVY LIFE
98406980HAPPY GO LUCKY
98406667HIS WILL, HIS WORD, HIS WAY
98404710HUNTER
98407282I’M SO CHARISMATIC DRUGS ARE ADDICTED TO ME
98402216IPA SUCKS
98401469IT’S ISLAND TIME
98407556JET LAG IS A CHOICE
98407079KILLER ROBOT
98409105KNUCKLEHEADS
98403817LAHANIA IS FOR LOVERS
98405547LAST MAN STANDING
98407839LE LIONESS
98402008LOLLIPOP
98407439MAKE AMERICA GOD AGAIN
98401704MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98403544MAYOR OF TITTY CITY
98408653MERRY & BRIGHT – Goods: pajamas.
98409217MI CASA
98406313MILLENNIAL PINK
98404370MORE THAN FRIENDS
98401411MOST HATED
98406148MOST PEOPLE HATE GUNS, UNTIL THEY NEED ONE.
98404641NO EQUAL
98408936ONLY KINDNESS MATTERS
98405185OUTLAW LOVE
98404718PIP
98403642PLOW
98407740PORNO SANTA
98409117POWERED BY SPITE
98403539S*
98407990SAUCE LIFE
98408715SELF LOVE IS TRUE LOVE
98403994SMILEVIBES
98401774SNOOT
98407267STAY POSITIVE TEST NEGATIVE
98409085STAY TRUE
98408018STRAIGHT HUMBLE
98401363TASTE OF CHAOS
98404690THAT’S BASEBALL BRO.
98404556THE HARD TRUTHS WE WANT, NEED AND DESERVE
98404426THE LONELY MARTIAN
98403411TRAVELER
98402682TRIUMPH IS THE BEST REVENGE
98401634WE ALL FIGHT
98409270WEIRD LIFE
98405914WHERE THE RAD THINGS ARE
98408164WOBBLY LIFE
98402366WOKE UP BLACK AGAIN, WHAT A BLESSING.
98407605XX
98402025YARDCORE

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98404558CALIFORNIA, GET A CLOO
98404560CALIFORNIA, YOU’VE BEEN F***ED WITH ENOUGH
98401857DAILY PRACTICE
98406872EXTRA CHEESY
98401469IT’S ISLAND TIME
98409464LOOPMASTER
98408775MERRY & BRIGHT – Goods: hair clips.
98405416MERRY & BRIGHT – Goods: pet collar accessories.
98404556THE HARD TRUTHS WE WANT, NEED AND DESERVE
98409313WIG BAE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98405463BUD
98404711DEZ
98403163IMPOSTER
98404718PIP
98407052RUGITALL

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98403096A FAMILY TRADITION THAT MATTERS
98408765BAMBOO LUNGING STICKS
98403155BRILLIANT BABY
98405463BUD
98403132CUP GOLF
98404711DEZ
98405231DINKY
98401173FAIRY WANDS
98404133FLORIDA SUNSHINE IN A CAN
98408073IN THE AIR
98408052MAKE YOUR MOVE
98409280MOM GOLF
98404642NO EQUAL
98401951NO GRIT NO GLORY
98407793PARTY MAGIC
98404718PIP
98403994SMILEVIBES
98401942STICK IT AND RIP IT
98401954THIS IS NOT A PADDLE
98405421TRIANGLE WEIGHTS
98401634WE ALL FIGHT
98408164WOBBLY LIFE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98409561BLACKER THAN ME
98408578QUALITY SIGNS
98409389WINNER WINNER FIDGET SPINNER

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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