MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: February 1 – February 7, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99628792BORN OF FOUR
99630061DEW & LIGHT
99630540DO SAY DO
99637584HAPPY GOOSE
99639268PISTACHIO CRÈME
99639652STILLNESS & EMBER
99630069TEARS IN RAIN

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99637971A GOOD DECISION
99633982ARROWS
99632126BE A HERO
99638363CONJURE
99633896COUNTRY FOR Y’ALL
99631534DAPS
99634330EVERY FAMILY MAKES A MARK
99630372GREAT HARDWARE DESERVES GREAT SOFTWARE
99628153POWER ENGINE
99628146STRONGER TOGETHER
99633678THANK HER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99629672224
99635057A WISH TO SAVE
99628068ANGEL BUSINESS
99633406ANIMAL ALPHABET
99639182BEST FUREVER FRIENDS (B.F.F.)
99637767CRAFT-RITE
99631424DIVINE PORTAL CUT
99636567FAITHFUL GEMS
99638131FANCY SEXY ME
99628044HALO SMART RING
99636444LUXE GEMS
99627423MODERN CITIZEN
99630986MODEST MAIDEN
99632523MY BETTER HALF
99639422PROFESSIONAL TRUCK DRIVER
99637888REAL LIBERTY COPPER
99632371RELIC AND RUNE
99629115RICH CUSTOM JEWELRY
99635234SKUNK WORKS
99632046SMART GIRL POWER
99639076THE DIAMOND SOCIETY
99628782WAY TO CELEBRATE
99633812YOUR LIFE. YOUR STYLE. YOUR TECH.

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99634839A FOREVER CARD
99628678A MAN’S BEST ADVICE
99633406ANIMAL ALPHABET
99627482BAN SUNSCREEN
99632027BIG MOOD CLUB
99627165BOLD TRUTH
99628572BORN TO BE REBORN
99627571BRING YOUR VOICE
99629927BURN IN, NOT OUT
99628578CHARMBOOKS
99628019COLOR DROPLET
99629137CONNECTING THE DOTS
99633878COUNTRY FOR Y’ALL
99630208COUNTRY TRADING CARDS
99637767CRAFT-RITE
99636806DO GOOD CREW
99634769DO-IT-YOURSELF TAROT
99627191EZ GRAB
99627685FANTASY BOX
99630146FOIL ART
99633303HELLO MAMA!
99629095HERRSTORY
99627417HERRSTORY
99636248HOW TO F UP YOUR LIFE
99627117HUMAN CRAFTED
99628409I AM IN TO BOOKS
99634079I TEXT & DRIVE
99627550IMAGINE AND DREAM
99633525JESUS GRAMS
99636327LA DOLCE VIA     [sic]
99632522MAKE PEACE GREAT AGAIN
99630838MINI WRITABLES
99638991MORE ESPRESSO, LESS OPPRESSO
99636687MOTHER AI
99638664MY FAVORITE DOCTOR
99633948MY NATIVE LIFE
99630542NEVER HOVER, ALWAYS COVER.
99634723PIN-UP HEAVEN
99630346PRAYER PLANNER
99628829STICKERGRAM
99627702STUD DADDIES
99633678THANK HER
99634403THE CRAZY DAY JOURNAL
99636200THE DOLLHOUSE
99627031THE LAST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET
99634780THE PHRASES: “DON’T GET JEALOUS, GET GUD” AND “JEALOUSY DOESN’T SUIT YOU, GET GUD”
I see applications like this a lot, where they’re trying to register two different phrases in one application. Doesn’t work that way.
99634387THE WINE BOX BOX
99637728TRAP BIBLE STORIES
99628772WAY TO CELEBRATE
99636932YOU’RE DOING GREAT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99628163AUTO SCOOP
99635889BIG BATCH
99629465BOSS BOARDS
99629424BREADCRAFT ESSENTIALS
99628775BRUSHES, BEADS & BARRETTES
99637271CATMUGS
99639029CREATING TRUST NOT TRAUMA
99630640CUE
99637982DRINK SAVER
99633214EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S SPORTS
99634828EVERYTHING BUT US
99637663EZHOLD
99638045GARDEN BED MOLDS
99629095HERRSTORY
99638991MORE ESPRESSO, LESS OPPRESSO
99634723PIN-UP HEAVEN
99632741PLASTIC FREE
99630402PULPERIZER
99638958SILLY
99635277SISTER SMILE
99633678THANK HER
99628764WAY TO CELEBRATE
99636584WINDSHIELD WIZARD
99633812YOUR LIFE. YOUR STYLE. YOUR TECH.

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99638455004
99638658005
996274952 HEARTS
996315712028 IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT
996292163 NAILS SAVED ME
99627282ANOTHER ONE OF HIS BLESSINGS
99629875AS SEEN ON SHOP
99631931AUNTIE MUM
99633465AWESOME ALCOHOLICS
99635084BAD IS THE NEW GOOD
99629570BAD PAPPY
99630892BASHFUL BABY
99639665BE GRITTIER
99627458BECAUSE I NEVER GAVE UP
99631143BEVERLY HILLS FIGHT CLUB
99635809BIG BUDDY
99637896BIGGER THAN TWO PARTIES: WE ARE ONE NATION
99632131BIRDIE OR BETTER
99637484BOAT CREW
99628750BORROWED LIFE
99633579CAN’T BE KILLED
99627631CASHMERE COWGIRL
99635357CHEAP WHISKEY
99635794CLASSIC COWGIRL
99633855COUNTRY FOR Y’ALL
99638931COWGIRL STRONG
99639029CREATING TRUST NOT TRAUMA
99631637DEMONIC ANGEL
99634671DIE A BETTER DEATH
99631608DONT STAY FOR THE SHIT SHOW
99630463EPIC DAY
99634828EVERYTHING BUT US
99636876GET READY WITH US
99636075GIRLS ON THE MOVE
99638029GO FOCUS YOURSELF
99630930GOD > ALL
99637399GOD ERA
99635037GYM SQUAD
99636623HAPPY 420
99635650HOMEWORK
99637423HUMAN UNICORN
99629703HUMANS NOT CLANKERS
99629603I AM BECAUSE YOU ARE
99638696I FISH A LOT WHEN I DRINK
99632958IN TRUCKERS WE TRUST
99630431LLIVE, LLAUGH, LLOVE, LLAMA
99627769LOVE WITH EVERY BREATH
99636945MAKE AMERICA BELIEVE AGAIN
99632073MAKE AMERICA FIRST AND FREE AGAIN
99633317MAKE AMERICA PRETTI GOOD
99632522MAKE PEACE GREAT AGAIN
99636795MAKE WOMEN’S SPORTS IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE
99636379MAMA TRIED
99631003MIGA MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN
99630986MODEST MAIDEN
99638991MORE ESPRESSO, LESS OPPRESSO
99637809MORNING SLOTH
99627513MY BRUISES ARE FROM
99631789MY FUN IS
99637633NEVER ARGUE WITH YOUR WIFE JUST DICKER
99636895NORMALIZE BOGEYS
99629790NOT MARRIED TO THIS
99628368NOTHING BUT AMAZING
99629974PICKLEBALL POSSE
99639422PROFESSIONAL TRUCK DRIVER
99634575PUBLIC SCHOOL KID
99630594S.A.L.T.
99638592SALTIE DOG
99629206SKIP THE WARM-UP
99633655SMILE ALL DAY
99631836SMOOCH YOUR HUBBY
99639053STANDARD 1776
99635936SUNDAY, NOT SOMEDAY
99639625TEACHERS MATTER
99633678THANK HER
99636119THE DRUNK UNCLES
99631555THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS IN YOUR HANDS
99633103THE MERMAID CLUB
99634780THE PHRASES: “DON’T GET JEALOUS, GET GUD” AND “JEALOUSY DOESN’T SUIT YOU, GET GUD”
99636548THERAPY IS ESSENTIAL
99629714TRAILBLAZER
99635290UKULELE LIFE
99635497WHY NOT BE HAPPY
99628179WORK IS NEVER DONE
99635827WORK OR DON’T EAT
99629573YOU ARE BECAUSE I AM
99627478YOU ARE NOT A PRODUCT OF YOUR ENVIRONMENT YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF YOUR FUTURE
99631859YOU CANT AFFORD THIS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

996375953DWOODEN
99634509BACKPACK BUDDIES
99632399BEE-UTIFUL
99635809BIG BUDDY
99639630BRICKED UP
99634587COZYCHARM
99637767CRAFT-RITE
99639029CREATING TRUST NOT TRAUMA
99630182FOIL ART
99634018HOUSES & PARTIES
99628978HOWDY PARTNER
99627538I LOVE YOU A LATTE
99635445IMPOSSAPUZZLE
99633971JUMBO EARS
99639276MAGIC BALL
99634093MAGIC SPHERE
99632416MAKE YOUR PUZZLES
99636783ME DOLL
99633902PLUSH PIECE
99638428PLUSHI-PLAY
99627533POSITIVE LATTE
99629541POSITIVE PICKLEBALL
99629555POSITIVE PUPPY
99634642TWO CHOICES

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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