MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 15 – December 28, 2024

Here’s a double dose of brand new applications, since I took last week off. Have I probably missed some in these gigantic two-week lists? Yeah, most definitely. 😆

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

989241242X CONCENTRATION
98910710AFAIK
98908315AUTHENTICITY
98917912BAR IN A BAG SOAP COMPANY
98904339BATCH
98915777BEAUTIFULLY BALANCED
98920703BEDROOM HAIR
98913203CANDIED SKIN
98904734CHRYSALIS
98920853CLEAN ROUTINE
98923145CUPID ROMAN GOD
98924924CUSTOM CURLS
98918788DON’T WORRY, PEE HAPPY
98912532DRAGON MUSK
98918993ENHANCE
98912166ESSENCE OF HEALTH
98923837HAIR LOGIC
98907178HANG NAIL PRODUCT
98917824HAPPY MAGIC STICK
98925192HEAVY HITTER
98924536HIGH RANGE
98925242HOT OFF THE PRESS
98907812ICONS ONLY
98904492JUICY CURLS
98914447LEAVE ME ALONE
98919614LIFE SHOULD SMELL BETTER
98919679LOADED LIP OILS
98917768MAKE EVERY DAY A VACATION
98913067MOTHER FOR
98914281PAINTING CHARM
98905397PEACHY
98924857PET AROMA
98921295PETS
98904452ROULETTE
98925577RUBBER BASE
98909493SENSUAL AROMA
98906047SOAP FOR THE SEXY
98920293TIP TO TAIL
98918883TOTAL RESTROOM
98913809UNPEELED
98922822WELL EVERYDAY
98910200WITCH HOUSE

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98908397CANDLE CARD
98925384CANDLE CRAFT
98904191COCO CANDLES
98909101FLAMEOLOGY
98909656IMMACULATE FLAME
98915802INSTANT CAMPFIRE IN A BOX
98919529LIFE SHOULD SMELL BETTER
98909314MAGIC STICK
98917768MAKE EVERY DAY A VACATION
98906746OH SO ESSENTIAL CANDLES
98914059SACRED LESSONS
98917704SANG
98914511SCENTLY MOMENTS
98910251SORRY STILL NO GRANDKIDS
98910605TOADILY HANDMADE BEESWAX CANDLES

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

98907700BETTER EQUIPPED
98922543EDITOR’S NOTE
98914835FIFTH DIMENSION
98905067HUSKY
98912474KEEP MOVING AMERICA FORWARD
98919825LEGACIES
98918912LICK IT, SLAM IT, SUCK IT
98908020LIVE LIKE A LEGEND
98911116MIDNIGHT COWGIRLS
98915374MOST IMPORTANT MESSAGE
98913451OFF KILTER DESIGNS
98913460OFF KILTER MUSINGS
98925778SEE
98906821SEED
98914943SPIES
98913308SPIKE
98919102THE FUTURE IS NOW
98915543YOUR STORY IS OUR STORY

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98904131BIRDY
98924165BROKEN GOLDEN
98905402COMFORT MOMENTOS
98912123COMING TO LIFE
98913181COMMITMENT
98907852CONSTELLATION STAR-CUT
98908638CRAFTED FOR “YES”
98923614CRAZYPIERCING
98914402DIGNITY FIRST
98921397EMBRACE THE DARKNESS
98926089EMOTION ENCODING
98911783ETERNAL LINES
98903713FRESH VICTORIAN
98907532JANE AUSTEN TREASURES
98925108MEET ME THERE
98918105MINING OUR OWN
98914518MOTHERHOOD
98922335MY FAITH LIFE
98918624OFF THE CHARTS
98909430ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES
98908624PERMANENT BRACELET
98908978PINNED PINS
98910261SWISSBRAND
98920919TERRACOTTA WARRIORS
98906619THANKS NATURE
98912503WE MAKE DIAMONDS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9891687186
98916003222
98907560A LOVE BEYOND TIME
98909354AMERICAN COMMON SENSE
98924488BACK TO YOUR ROOTS
98907898BEING BRAVE
98904868BETTER DAYS
98914753BUDDHA BITES
98912338CHALLENGING THE MIND!
98911344COM
98905402COMFORT MOMENTOS
98921401CRAYON BOOKS
98906792DEFINE ‘GREAT’
98914740DOPAMINE DIARY
98914261EARNED SWAG
98926479EASY AND HARD PRACTICE
98916559ENCHANTED FAIRIES
98909043FOR THE 23 PERCENT
98907749FOR THE VETERAN | BY THE VETERAN
98905464GROUNDED MOM
98914903HARVESTING WISDOM
98917808HELLO SATURDAY
98923138HEY THERE FELLA
98912507HOW TF WE FEELIN BABY
98915066I SURVIVED STICKERGATE
98911250I’M GOING TO DO ALL I CAN, WHILE I CAN, AS LONG AS I CAN FOR GOD!
98923545JESUS JOY
98912474KEEP MOVING AMERICA FORWARD
98912634KIND WORDS COUNT
98903427KRINGLE POST
98918592LEARN A LOT WHILE YOU SIT ON THE POT
98905062LET YOUR EARS OPEN YOUR EYES
98905023LET YOUR EYES OPEN YOUR EARS
98918912LICK IT, SLAM IT, SUCK IT
98923491LOG OFF
98904507MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98924673MAKE WATER POLO GREAT AGAIN
98914695MAYBE YOU’RE WRONG
98907083MERRY MOMENTS
98912320MY LIFE IS A BENDER
98904434MY TORCH IS LIT
98922172ONE MORE
98909430ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES     – Applicant: The USA Secretary of Agriculture.
98904922POSITIVITY CARDS
98926362PREPARING TO BE GREAT
98922917PRESIDENT’S BIBLE
98904746SEE THE UNSEEN
98920267SEXY CONFIDENCE
98907556SHIFT
98918585THE BOO CREW
98926581THE OFFICIAL LUIGI MANGIONE STORY
98908217TRAD LIFE
98908226TRAD WIFE
98908234TRAD WIFE HAPPY LIFE
98869457TROPHY DAUGHTER
98904477WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR MARK IN LIFE YOU WILL ALWAYS ATTRACT ERASERS
98925257WTF –  WOMEN THAT FIGHT

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98918109ANIMALS DON’T LIE BUT PEOPLE DO
98916743ANTITHEFT
98915295DREAM DOG
98909043FOR THE 23 PERCENT
98924120FOR THE CLIMB
98905016GAY AND UNDERPAID
98915355HAVE A FLAMINGO DAY
98911716HORSEHOODIES
98905133JUNE & DECEMBER
98912474KEEP MOVING AMERICA FORWARD
98912647KIND WORDS COUNT
98907152MUST LOVE DOGS AND COMEDY
98913030PEACHES
98914314PENDANT OF LUCK
98914896SNARKY PETS
98907313WIN OR GO HOME
98919509ZOMBIE QUEEN

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98905684ADOPT A PILLOW
98909345ANXIETY BOOKSHELF
98920376FOUR LEGS
98918656FUN PIANO
98907620FURNITURE FOR KEEPING
98909565MARINE CORPS     – Applicant for these Marine marks is the US Marine Corps.
98909603MARINES
98909582UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98918109ANIMALS DON’T LIE BUT PEOPLE DO
98910856BIG BLACK COOLER
98910791DOGS HAVE PEOPLE… CATS HAVE STUFF!     [sic, don’t cats usually have stAff?]
98921455FAIRWAY LIFE
98917131FANCY SUGAR
98924120FOR THE CLIMB
98908600FUEL KITCHEN
98923138HEY THERE FELLA
98912670KIND WORDS COUNT
98918912LICK IT, SLAM IT, SUCK IT
98925906LOVABLE DISASTER
98910540MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
98916645MESH SCRUB
98919426MODERN MENSCH
98915733RELOCATED TO HEAVEN
98918968RICH & THIRSTY
98920878SNACKLY
98909909STEP UP YOUR WINE GAME
98921028TERRACOTTA WARRIORS

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98908515“MAKE CALIFORNIA RED AGAIN”
98920426BUTTERYSOFT
98915384FLAMINGO DAY
98905662HEDGEHOG
98912474KEEP MOVING AMERICA FORWARD
98910628MY FAVORITE QUILT STORE
98921583PILLOWFELLOW
98906612PILOTSHARK
98918968RICH & THIRSTY
98908963STAINMASTER
98921165SUNSHINE SQUAD
98909058WOVEN IN AMERICA

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

989120811776
989165802025 I WILL THRIVE
98903667ABOLISH GRAVITY
98904345ADRENALINE ADDICT
98905747ALUMNI DROPOUT
98918107ANIMALS DON’T LIE
98905345BABY BUMPITY BOO
98907510BAD DAD
98914083BE BOLD BOO!
98905693BEND THE KNEE
98904658BETTER THAN PERFECT
98912547BEYOUTIFUL HUSTLE
98914376BOOBIE BAND
98907644BRING OUT YOUR WILD SIDE
98904935CHRISTMAS VACATION
98922935CLUCKIN’ AWESOME
98910448CRAZY GIRL T-SHIRTS
98907642CURDS AND WHEY
98909370DAD, IT’S FINE
98914909DADTEENTH
98908385DEAD MEAT
98906792DEFINE ‘GREAT’
98926550DESERT DADDY
98919939DESERT DYKE
98918428DO IT FOR THE BLUE
98924305DONT GET DEAD
98909093DRINK UP GRINCHES     – Applicant: some random company in China.
98917087EDUCATED BLACK MAN
98917137EDUCATED BLACK MEN
98923848EDUCATED BLACK WOMAN
98923889EDUCATED BLACK WOMEN
98921397EMBRACE THE DARKNESS
98921455FAIRWAY LIFE
98912824GOD IS JUST SO…GOD!
98906801GOD’S ENTOURAGE
98915267GOD’S WOMAN
98913793HEATHEN GIRL
98923232HELLRAISER
98904831HIS DAILY BREAD
98924484HOMESCHOOLED TRIBE
98919650HORSE PERSON
98911065HOT GIRL GYM
98907523I HUSTLE WITH GOD
98923802I LIKE TO PRETEND I’M INVISIBLE TO THE # 1 FACT MY CUP OVERFLOWS WITH CRAZY BULLSH×T!
98910701I’M SOBER… IN THE MORNING, YOU WILL STILL BE BEAUTIFUL.
98918948JET DADDY
98912593JUST A GIRL WHO SLAYS
98913542KEEP IT NEGATIVE
98912680KIND WORDS COUNT
98920325KISS THE BABY
98918377MAKE MÉXICO GREAT AGAIN
98924673MAKE WATER POLO GREAT AGAIN
98905876MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS PROUD
98914695MAYBE YOU’RE WRONG
98909011MERRY GRINCHMAS     – Same applicant as the previous Grinch mark.
98915442MODERN DAY SOCRATES
98921187MOODY POTATOES
98905958MOTHER SUPERIOR
98923658MUSH
98905850MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT IS THE GAS STATION
98923299NERVOUS LAUGH
98905252NO BOTTLE IS SAFE
98913091NO DUMB HOES
98917368NO STRETCHY NO REACHY
98915877PICKLEBALL PHENOMENON
98926362PREPARING TO BE GREAT
98916348RESPECT FEW FEAR NONE
98921557RICH OFF CRYPTO
98923354RINK RAT
98924341RIVER RATS
98903613SAINT
98926259SAVED, PETTY, & EDUCATED
98913605SEA YOU NEXT TUESDAY
98925149SISTERS NOT TWINS
98914698SORRY IF I SMELL LIKE WEED
98916516STEPPIN WITH CHRIST
98914955STRANGE LIFE
98926288STRONG BLACK MAN
98910208THE 3FS…IF YOU AREN’T FEEDING ME FUCKING ME OR FINANCING ME YOU DO NOT GET TO LIVE RENT FREE IN MY HEAD
98907590THIS ONE’S FOR
98908217TRAD LIFE
98908226TRAD WIFE
98908234TRAD WIFE HAPPY LIFE
98908164TRADITIONAL LIFE
98904217TREASURE
98918100TRUTH OR DARE
98903878UNAPOLOGETICALLY
98907313WIN OR GO HOME
98920991WOW-WALK ON WATER
98925257WTF –  WOMEN THAT FIGHT

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98906446A MATCH MADE IN HAIR HEAVEN
98906674BE A GOOD HUMAN.
98904121BLING HAIR
98918239CIVET
98911733ENJOY EVERY STITCH
98906524ETERNAL HOLD CLIP
98911726IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BAG
98918038NOT A WIIIIIG
98915072RIDE FOR AMERICA
98918679SUPERWIG

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98907700BETTER EQUIPPED
98904971CAREMAT
98914735COMPETITOR
98914011CROSS BACK
98904736ECOSHAG
98910091GOOD GAME
98906068GROUNDING MAT
98920728SOFTSTEP RUGS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98910674ACE HUNTER
98926055BABY BUMP BALL
98903830BABY MAMA CARD
98903663BEE-LIEVE
98905110BOO-TIFUL FRIENDS
98926022BRAIN BOOST BALL
98922920CYBERTRUCK
98925636EMOTIONAL POTATO
98906052FERRITE PUTTY
98926310FLIP IT, GRIP IT, AND RIP IT
98905198HOME RUN HERO
98911065HOT GIRL GYM
98919137I’M JUST A GIRL
98917069MAGIC EVERY SEASON
98920168MAGIC GEL
98905634MAGIC MILKSHAKE MAKER
98905660MAKING YOUR OWN POTTERY
98907083MERRY MOMENTS
98921187MOODY POTATOES
98907944PILATES FOR HOTTIES
98908431POSITIVE AVOCADO
98912505POSITIVE CHICK
98912581POSITIVE FLAMINGO
98912458POSITIVE GNOME
98905160POSITIVE ICE CREAM
98916946POSITIVE NARWHAL
98905465POSITIVE OWL
98917409POSITIVE PANDA
98925527POSITIVE SUCCULENT     – Some individuals in China have been busy!
98918458POWER
98904077U MAD BRO? BUTTON
98919654UNICORN STABLES
98920163WATER GEL
98905674YOUR OWN POTTERY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98919804COOLEST CUSTOMS
98910448CRAZY GIRL T-SHIRTS
98923005DRINK WITH ME
98915761GET YOUR DONKEY TO MASS!
98908897HAPPY LABELS
98918774HYBRID
98911596TRUTHFULLY YOU
98913708WANNA DO 69?
98904477WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR MARK IN LIFE YOU WILL ALWAYS ATTRACT ERASERS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

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