MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 1 – December 7, 2024

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

New Music: This week’s list was compiled while listening to the Wicked: Part 1 soundtrack. We had to wait a little longer here in Portugal; the movie only just came out this weekend! Now that I’ve seen it (and loved the heck out of it), I can listen to the album.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98884150AEON
98881343AMERICAN DREAM
98879913BEAUTY RUNS DEEP
98882460BEE HAPPY
98881150BETTER SCREEN
98869969BODY CANDY
98887413BOUJEE
98880348BUILT TO DESTROY
98885453CASTILE SOAP CLUB
98885766CHRONICLE
98884286CURL BACK
98881903CUTEFACE
98887760DADDY GANG
98887385DIVA
98889320EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LIP BALM
98890188EVERGLOW LIP OIL
98889748FOR WHEN YOU LET LOOSE
98880496FRAGRANCE WORKS
98881121GOLDEN DRIP
98888535GOOCH GOO
98882296I LOVE BEING A BARBER
98887242ICON
98889766LET’S START SH*T!
98888819LIP BUTTER BALM
98884888LITTLE KIDS
98882153MAD ACID
98887504MADE TO BE WELL HYDRATED
98886539MENOPAUSAL MONSTER
98890045PEARL SNAP
98889656PRETTY FREE
98887999RHUBARB THIEF
98885071SEDUCTIVE SAUCE
98887005THE HOTEL
98887305TOXIC
98885979WHAT GIRLS WANT

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

988900542ND TRY
98889334ADVANCING EVERYDAY LIFE
98880082COZY EARTH
98886965FAILED HOBBIES
98882216FESTIVE VOICE
98883960GREEN GLOW
98890514LIGHT ME FOR SOME HEAD
98890519LIGHT THIS WHEN MY BROTHER IS ON YOUR LAST NERVE
98881223TRIPLE COCO
98881097VERBENA WOODS
98881103WILDFLOWER VINE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

988900542ND TRY
98886315ACADEMY OF VILLAINS
98885627ARIA
98889531CATEGORY
98886893DUO
98882049GHOUL SCHOOL
98884430INKWELL
98886630KEY TO MY BLANK
98879887KICKFLIP
98887825LADIES LOVE R&B
98888804ME
98880131MOTIVATED
98884296PEACHY
98879544YOU GREATER THAN YOU

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

988900542ND TRY
98882491BABY KNOT EARRINGS
98881208BOOK OF REALLY GOOD THINGS
98880348BUILT TO DESTROY
98885090COFFEE BRAT
98884247COINS OF SERVICE
98885098COOKING BRAT
98887760DADDY GANG
98889947EVERMORE RELICS
98881075GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN
98889122GOOD KARMA
98889632GRASS
98889630GRASSHOPPER
98885069HOCKEY BRAT
98886630KEY TO MY BLANK
98885082LACROSSE BRAT
98883309LITTLE THINGS
98881261MINI KNOT EARRINGS
98885103MUSIC BRAT
98882540PEACE OF MIND IS THE NEW LUXURY
98883959PEARL PALACE
98885094PIZZA BRAT
98885367SCENTCHARMS
98881055SPOON ME
98879470STAR OF DAVID DIAMOND
98882148VOYAGE
98885085WINE BRAT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

988900542ND TRY
988824033D TUNNEL BOOK
98886315ACADEMY OF VILLAINS
98882413BUFFALO AF
98880348BUILT TO DESTROY
98883632DON’T GIVE UP, KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP CASTING
98879561FUCKY
98885844GIRLS ARE LEADERS TOO
98889632GRASS
98889630GRASSHOPPER
98887188HARD CORE FISHING
98886279HR APPROVED
98880544LIL MAN WHO CAN
98886732LOVE & A HUG
98887896LOVE TREE
98883558NO GLAZE NO CAP ALL RIZZ DAD
98886702OCEAN TIDES
98882540PEACE OF MIND IS THE NEW LUXURY
98881433POOP BAGS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE POOP
98880469PRESIDENTIAL PARDON
98880286PROUDLY NERDY JOYOUSLY GIRLY
98886753PURSUE THE EXCEPTIONAL
98890314ROLL FOR CHORES
98881937SALTWATER PLAYGROUND
98889157SHOTS NEVER DIE
98886118SIGMA
98881055SPOON ME
98883019SPORTY SIGNS
98889202TINY TALKERS
98881143USA FLAG
98886513WELL SAID!
98882563WHAT THE FARM

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

988900542ND TRY
98884236BORN FLY
98887760DADDY GANG
98880360DOGS ARE LIFE
98879901KICKFLIP
98889644MOODS
98884562NO LOW FUNCTIONING BEHAVIOR ALLOWED
98882247PUP PASSION
98889528RICH OFF CONTENT
98882485SHAGGY DOG
98890326THE BOOKWORM CLUB
98881143USA FLAG
98882148VOYAGE
98880649WHAT IF

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98880377ADVENTURE WAGON
98881229BODYBEDS
98886880BUILD YOUR OWN BALLOON BOUQUET
98884884COMFORT WHERE YOU WANT IT, SUPPORT WHERE YOU NEED IT
98880599CONSTRUCTION BUDDY
98885692COUSINS BEACH
98883083EASY TO USE…EASY TO SNOOZE
98880530FULL OF WOOF
98889892HAPPY CABOOSE
98885253LIVE LIFE COMFORTABLY
98889188SALT LIFE     – Applicant is actually Salt Life.
98888498SOLAR

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

988900542ND TRY
98880377ADVENTURE WAGON
98885378ALL YOU KNEAD IS BREAD
98879332AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
98889103AROMATIC
98888198BOY MOM     – Applicant is some random company in China.
98884836BROTHER’S BOND
98880348BUILT TO DESTROY
98885692COUSINS BEACH
98886961CRYSTAL CHRISTUS
98882854EVEN A BREWED TEA BAG DESERVES A PLACE OF REST
98882216FESTIVE VOICE
98889632GRASS
98889630GRASSHOPPER
98881580HALF MAGIC
98879515HRT IS MY BFF
98890441I BAKED YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES   – Another random China applicant.
98890456I’M BAKED TOO
98879753KEEP WARM & SMILE
98885253LIVE LIFE COMFORTABLY
98886539MENOPAUSAL MONSTER
98889644MOODS
98890021PARKS OF THE USA BUCKET LIST WATER BOTTLE
98879574POWERING THE EARTH, ONE HOT FLASH AT A TIME.
98889188SALT LIFE
98881937SALTWATER PLAYGROUND
98889157SHOTS NEVER DIE
98881055SPOON ME
98882800THE ORIGINAL PARKS OF THE USA BUCKET LIST BOTTLE
98890677THIS BITCH CAN BAKE
98882563WHAT THE FARM

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

988900542ND TRY
98889482BREAK PAR NOT HEARTS
98885692COUSINS BEACH
98882216FESTIVE VOICE
98881776FIST OF FURY
98889632GRASS
98889630GRASSHOPPER
98885253LIVE LIFE COMFORTABLY
98881262RUGGED
98889188SALT LIFE
98889463STAY FRESH-STAY CLEAN-STAY HAPPY DRY
98888181UNICORN SLUMBER
98889500WARDROBE
98880649WHAT IF
98887293WINNER’S WIN . . . BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY DO.

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98884510“THANKS, IT’S PILATES”
988900542ND TRY
98883190360°
98886315ACADEMY OF VILLAINS
98882365ARE WE GREAT YET?
98884595BEYOND MOMMY
98885885BITCH I’M A WITCH
98887392BLACADEMIC
98889482BREAK PAR NOT HEARTS
98882413BUFFALO AF
98882382BUFFALO AS FUCK
98880348BUILT TO DESTROY
98880572BUILTBYGOD
98885619BUSCAR
98890050CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’
98880477CHARM ME COWBOY
98885090COFFEE BRAT
98883312COME GET THESE KIDS!
98885098COOKING BRAT
98885692COUSINS BEACH
98886126COWGIRL COVEN CLUB
98885621COWGIRL WASTED
98887279CRINGE
98887760DADDY GANG
98880360DOGS ARE LIFE
98883632DON’T GIVE UP, KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP CASTING
98886893DUO
98889999EMBRACE THE GRIND
98882732ESSENTIAL VIBES
98890465EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF FEAR
98881776FIST OF FURY
98883734FLIP IT, KICK IT! KICKFLIP!
98888210FREE?
98879974GARBÄGE
98884834GOLF GANG
98889632GRASS
98880410GUERRILLA PATRIOT
98887637GYM RATS
98885896HALF BUTTON OUTDOOR SHIRT
98881580HALF MAGIC
98883025HAPPY HOOHA
98883506HARD CANDY
98881337HATING WOMEN IS GAY
98884582HIGH FUNCTIONING AS F**K
98887745HIGH MAINTENANCE HOOD CHIC
98884521HIGH VALUE & HIGH FUNCTIONING
98882415HORNY FOR HIKING
98879515HRT IS MY BFF
98881031I HAVE GOT SWAG
98882296I LOVE BEING A BARBER
98879672I’M THAT BITCH
98882051IN MY MIND
98881246IN THAT MODE
98880945IT’S ALL GOD
98885082LACROSSE BRAT
98887825LADIES LOVE R&B
98880560LEAN MEAN AND HUNGRY
98882262LITTLE PREEMIE
98880344LIVE & LET DRUM
98884202MAGA FOREVER
98888783MAKE AMERICA GAY ALREADY!
98880699MAKE AMERICA HOT AGAIN
98887960MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
98886539MENOPAUSAL MONSTER
98882821MOBSTA
98885103MUSIC BRAT
98889949MUSLIM BY NATURE
98879510MY SUPERPOWER ZERO CARES GIVEN
98890639NO FRIENDS ON GAMEDAY
98884562NO LOW FUNCTIONING BEHAVIOR ALLOWED
98887488NOT GONNA LIE
98885384NOTHING BUT AMAZING
98887576ODD MAN OUT
98888232ONESIE     – Applicant is some random guy in China. I’m sure Gerber will smack this down.
98888852PICK PEACHES NOT FIGHTS
98885094PIZZA BRAT
98879574POWERING THE EARTH, ONE HOT FLASH AT A TIME.
98881110PRETTY GIRLS PLAY HOUSE MUSIC
98889946PROPERTY OF ALLAH
98881937SALTWATER PLAYGROUND
98880986SHART SURVIVAL KIT
98889157SHOTS NEVER DIE
98882145SPOON ME
98890001THE CROWS ARE HERE
98889168THE PIRATE KING
98882396THE RANCHER’S DAUGHTER
98885473TIK TOK     – Applicant is some random guy in Arkansas, USA.
98882369TIKTOK HERO     – Applicant is some random guy in Florida, USA.
98887305TOXIC
98879418TRUE LOVE MATTERS
98881143USA FLAG
98889753WE THE PEOPLE… NEED A DRINK!
98880649WHAT IF
98885085WINE BRAT
98879490YOU MUST BE OVER 40 TO RIDE THIS RIDE.

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

988900542ND TRY
98879699BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR
98886880BUILD YOUR OWN BALLOON BOUQUET
98886893DUO
98882216FESTIVE VOICE
98885253LIVE LIFE COMFORTABLY
98884603LUCKY BIRD
98884823WHERE BRIGHT DAYS BLOOM.

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98879447CORN
98885253LIVE LIFE COMFORTABLY
98879464MUDDY
98879455MUDDY DOOR RUG
98879460MUDDY RUG
98879487QUANTUM PRAYER MAT
98889188SALT LIFE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

988900542ND TRY
98885951AIR FLYING WING
98889482BREAK PAR NOT HEARTS
98889181BUILD CITY
98886880BUILD YOUR OWN BALLOON BOUQUET
98882132BUMPER BUDDY
98887760DADDY GANG
98880397DOGS ARE LIFE
98882602DUCK THAT JEEP
98890477FART CITY
98882216FESTIVE VOICE
98887753FLICK FOOTBALL LEAGUE
98881059HEY SNOW
98882644LIFE SAVERS
98885253LIVE LIFE COMFORTABLY
98881497MINI CHARMS
98881492MINI EVERYTHING
98879836MINI MAKE
98884657PHOTO BEAR BOOTH
98889590PIZZA PEEL
98879578TREE RING
98880649WHAT IF

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98890407DTF WHOLESALE PRINTS
98888253LET’S F*UK’N GO!
98886020STITCHED FOR YOUR PLEASURE
98880178THRILLED TO BE SAVED
98888118TOAST
98887992WOKELESS PRINT

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

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