MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: August 4 – August 10, 2024

Happy Sunday!  And yes, some absolute doorknob in Kansas has applied to register MOM as a trademark. [eyeroll]

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

9868754224/7 GLAZE-ON SHADOW
98682514BEAUTY CUTIES
98684913BEAUTY-IN-A-BOX
98689020BORN IN THE WILD
98685441BREATH OF LIFE
98683133BUBBLE CHARMS
98684375CARAMEL DREAM
98684382CARAMEL DREAM
98687158CLEANS LIKE A DREAM
98685835DECADENT HAIR DESSERT
98681676DIRTY BOY PERFUME
98681677DIRTY GIRL PERFUME
98689626DUO
98684197FREAK
98687657GIRLY CURL LASHES
98683360GO SPRAY
98683388GO WATER
98688027GODDESS DEW
98687475HAIR HAPPINESS STARTS HERE
98691824HIGHBROW HIPPIE
98684759HOME RUN
98682895HONEYMOON IN HAWAII
98688925HOUSE PROUD
98690983JUMBO PASTE
98687502JUST THE JUICE
98687074LOOM
98682879LOVE IN PARIS
98685954MAKE-UP
98691134MUSIC TO YOUR NOSE
98691515MY APHRODISIAC
98688826MY KITCHEN
98690884NO PHOTOS PLEASE
98685350NOTHING ON
98683519PEACEKEEPER
98683382ROOM PERFUME
98684335SIEMPRE
98685475SKIN AQUA
98683600SUNBRONZE
98683261SWEET LEAF
98684982UNDER THE SKINFLUENCE
98683124UNLEASH THE BEAST
98689511WE DON’T CARE IF YOU USE OURS JUST USE SUNSCREEN
98690063WILD

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98684382CARAMEL DREAM
98687715CONFETTI MELTS
98691824HIGHBROW HIPPIE
98686294NO WORDS JUST HUGS
98688123PICASSO
98687554SAHARA
98681967TEARDROP CANDLES
98686125URBAN EMBER
98687305WARM & WELCOME

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98687653A BETTER MEAL
98687517LESS LIKES. MORE LOVE.
98687510LESS LIKES. MORE LOVE.

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98684344BEADIFUL
98689771CHARMED MEMORIES
98688425COLOR YOUR LIFE
98687268EARIES
98681838ELEVATE WOMEN
98681826ELEVATING WOMEN
98690951FLUX
98690949FLUX
98681660GOD SAVE THE DREAM
98680347HELPING WITH HEART
98690935HOPE LOVE PRAY
98687860LUCKY BOX
98683411MENTAL HELLTH
98683673SPREADING THE LOVE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98681531365 LOVE NOTES TO MYSELF
98689611ANGELS IN PEOPLE SUITS
98683760ATOMIC DECALS
98686114BIG RED SCOREBOOKS
98686743BRAIN BUDS
98687224CAROLINA REAPERS
98682634CITRINE
98684471DAILY MEMENTO JOURNAL
98683958FAST LIKE A GIRL
98681660GOD SAVE THE DREAM
98683769GROW YOUR STORY
98684823HEALTHY EARTH
98680347HELPING WITH HEART
98688925HOUSE PROUD
98683348I CAN’T EVEN READ
98688485I JUST LOVE JESUS
98682230IN HIS HANDS
98690471KALEIDOSCOPE
98683175LOOK AT
98683411MENTAL HELLTH
98683048MOM
98690622NAMASTATE OF MIND
98684803NEGATIVE GRATITUDE
98688792PEACE LOVE & SANDY TOES
98682202PICKLEBALL IN PRISON
98689856SHE THINKS BIG
98682333STAY SAFE AND STAY WELL
98687556STICKER COWBOY
98682278STRONGEST WOMAN ON EARTH
98685952TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY TO BE SHITAAY.

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98682331BEAUTYONBOARD
98682634CITRINE
98687291EVIL FREE
98687714FAMILIAR
98687729FIND YOUR FAMILIAR
98680347HELPING WITH HEART
98683348I CAN’T EVEN READ
98688466I PINK I CAN
98688606MEWPURRS
98690481NEVER MISS
98683704SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU HAD A MARGARITA
98689838SUBTLY UNIQUE
98682498TO THE WOODS, STREAMS, TRAILS AND BEYOND.
98682347ZERO FAHRENHEIT WEATHER GEAR

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98684942“EZ” HANDLE
98687630ARABIC SOFA
98681605BE BOLD
98684519BUDDY BOX
98690836FOREVER RUST FREE
98688982GEL TECH
98688673ICE SCREAM MAN
98686428INTIMACY PILLOW
98690451LATITUDE
98690457LATITUDES
98686461MY TUMMY TIME PILLOW
98688690OFFICE STATION
98683974OVERSIZED MODULAR SECTIONAL
98688792PEACE LOVE & SANDY TOES
98689324PILLOW MAX
98691647RENTACOOP
98684721SPACEMASTER
98684317THE CAGE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98688269BED BUG DEFENDER
98688279BED BUG DEFENDER PRO
98684937BEST WORKING GLOVES
98688324BRILLIANT CHOICE
98688594BUILD A BOWL
98689665CAPABLE CUP
98687224CAROLINA REAPERS
98687158CLEANS LIKE A DREAM
98686506DELITOUGH
98685629DREAMTEA
98688458DUNKEE CUP
98690836FOREVER RUST FREE
98691138HAPPY NOSES MAKE HAPPY HUMANS
98684823HEALTHY EARTH
98680347HELPING WITH HEART
98691824HIGHBROW HIPPIE
98684664HOMEGROWN
98688925HOUSE PROUD
98688797HYDROBOTTLE
98683348I CAN’T EVEN READ
98687856KILTED PATRIOT
98683048MOM
98682776MOUSE REPELLENT
98685227MY BLOOD TYPE IS CAFFEINE
98690622NAMASTATE OF MIND
98687601ODE TO EARTH
98688792PEACE LOVE & SANDY TOES
98683704SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU HAD A MARGARITA
98689856SHE THINKS BIG
98682353YACHTS AND YACHTS OF FUN

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98684315COOL IT BOI
98691393COTTON DREAMS
98686306LOVEBLANKET
98687951MAGIC SOFA COVERS
98682490SLEEP SANCTUARY
98685129TAGS SHOWS WHERE IT GOES!
98686629THE AFTER LOVE TOWEL
98690526VICTORYVIBES
98681727VOTE BLUE PILL
98681729VOTE ORANGE PILL
98681731VOTE R RED PILL

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98685080APRES SEA IN THE 203
98683427BABY SHOWER HERO
98688405BASEBALL DRIP
98685769BBQ NEVER SLEEPS
98688793BE A GREAT HUMAN
98692057BE BEAUTIFUL, BE YOU
98685703BIG FIN ENERGY
98686373BOLD AND DISRUPTIVE
98692039BREASTIES
98691506DANGEROUS SPORTS CLUB
98687892DAPPER BOI
98689012DO RAD THINGS
98685397DOUBLE STANDARD
98686061EL JEFE
98681838ELEVATE WOMEN
98681826ELEVATING WOMEN
98687291EVIL FREE
98684732EXCESS IN MODERATION
98685509EXTRA DIRTY
98691422GANGSTER COWBOY
98687077GOLF GONE WILD
98682896GREATNESS LIES WITHIN
98683295HAPPY WEINER
98682208HUMBLY UNAPOLOGETIC
98688386HYGGE HUG
98683348I CAN’T EVEN READ
98682962I KNOW YOUR TYPE
98686730I NEED A MINUTE.
98683458I WILL I CAN
98685504IN YOUR DREAMS
98682302IT’S MY THING
98682442JUST ONE MORE
98687856KILTED PATRIOT
98688791LESBIAN CULTURE CLUB
98683444LESS STRUGGLE, MORE CUDDLES
98686540LET’S RUCK
98683451LET’S STICK TOGETHER
98683175LOOK AT
98689466MADE FOR FIRE
98688990MAKE AMERICA GREAT FOR ALL
98681833MAKING AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN
98690467MALA (MAKE AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN)
98685162MIGHTY DIFFERENT
98683048MOM
98690622NAMASTATE OF MIND
98683723OCTOPUSSY
98687487OF COURSE I LIVE ABOVE MY MEANS! I HAVE A DAUGHTER! OF COURSE I LIVE ABOVE MY MEANS! I HAVE DAUGHTERS!
98685961ON MY WAY TO SOMEWHERE ELSE
98687987PARASITE
98683436PARENTING IS NO SNAP
98688792PEACE LOVE & SANDY TOES
98684979PROUD TO BE A PHILADELPHIAN
98683558RAISE YOUR STANDARDS
98687821RETARDS ANONYMOUS
98688912ROLL OVER TIDE
98692188ROOTING BIG FOR YOU
98685726SATIVA CLAUS
98684728SEE GOOD SAY GOOD
98683704SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU HAD A MARGARITA
98689856SHE THINKS BIG
98686775STAY HUMBLE HUSTLE HARD
98684110STAY LOCKED IN UNTIL THE END
98687154STAY YOUNG UNTIL YOU CAN’T
98682278STRONGEST WOMAN ON EARTH
98684251TEACHERS VOICES MATTER
98687000THE CHOSEN ONE
98682498TO THE WOODS, STREAMS, TRAILS AND BEYOND.
98685952TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY TO BE SHITAAY.
98688633TOURASAURUS
98687793TRACK DAY
98683042TRANSFORM YOURSELF, TRANSFORM THE WORLD
98684881UR POOR
98681935WE’RE NOT GOING BACK
98685817WHEN WE FIGHT WE WIN
98690677WHY NOT ME
98688754WOMEN WILL WIN
98685491WORK HARDER BE BETTER
98682353YACHTS AND YACHTS OF FUN
98682347ZERO FAHRENHEIT WEATHER GEAR

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98689479ARMED VETERAN
98691271B/S
98684865BANDETTE COMB
98682514BEAUTY CUTIES
98688019PICKLEBALL IS MY GAME
98682498TO THE WOODS, STREAMS, TRAILS AND BEYOND.

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98685306CLEAR STEP
98688921GEL STEP
98688982GEL TECH
98688316GETNAKED
98681568PICASSO

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98683427BABY SHOWER HERO
98688405BASEBALL DRIP
98682270BOOBY SQUISHY
98686469BUBBLE WAVE
98687224CAROLINA REAPERS
98685170COMMON CRITTERS
98683989CUTE DOUGH
98682267DICKY SQUISHY
98690463DINKERDUDE
98683911DO DOUGH
98683898DOUGH-DOO
98687092FLATMATES
98684650FURRY TALES
98682618GLOWMATES
98687077GOLF GONE WILD
98686470HUGGYBEARS
98688207KECHAIN META
98690775MINI EXPLORER
98686461MY TUMMY TIME PILLOW
98690622NAMASTATE OF MIND
98690481NEVER MISS
98688792PEACE LOVE & SANDY TOES
98685478SNAPPY PUZZLES
98687112SUPER DUPER
98687116SUPER FUN!

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

986817803D PRINT FORGE
98682947ALL CUSTOM GIFTS
98684413MAKE DEMOCRACY GREAT AGAIN

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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