MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: August 25 – August 31, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

987190825 SECOND
98721941ALL EYES ON ME
98719681AMBER WAVES
98719090BALANCE YOUR BIOME
98721348BE MEMORABLE
98721697BEAUTY HAS NO BOUNDARIES
98718266BEE VENOM
98719730BLISSFUL SMILE
98722594DAD’S
98726077DIVINELY LOVED
98721768DON’T SWEAT IT
98725014EVER
98724191EYE OF THE TIRED
98719299FACEFUL
98724099FREE TO DREAM
98719080GODDESS WATER
98722422INSTANT REPLAY
98716397JUICY TREAT
98726931LIP REHAB
98717133LIQUID EBONY
98725060MADE BY MERMAIDS
98715794NATURE OF BEAUTY
98718875OWN THE THRONE
98724555PRESS OFF
98721164PUBE LUBE
98720144SHARK REPELLENT
98721565SLEEP LIKE YOU MEAN IT
98723583SMELL ME GOOD
98726091SOMETHIN’
98721163STORK CLUB
98725990STUFF THAT MATTERS
98720858SUN LOVE
98717548SWAP
98726193THINK!
98726139TOWEL RESCUE
98721554TWEEZER MASTER
98717623VITAMIN BEE
98719662WARM SUGAR
98719938WHITE CLOUD
98722743YOUTHFUL GLOW

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98715815FRIDA BABY
98722388GUEST BATHROOM
98720070MIJO
98726872PICASSO
98721565SLEEP LIKE YOU MEAN IT
98726406SOUR PUNCH
98723539VAMPIRE BLOOD

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

987170143D CLOUD
98723405BE MAGICAL…
98721250BETTER EVERY DAY
98725227BOTTOM’S UP!
98726830CAPTIVATE
98724191EYE OF THE TIRED
98723426LEAVE A MARK WITHOUT LEAVING A FOOTPRINT
98720081LOGO MAKER
98727335SURREAL
98724208SWAK
98721916TOSS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

9871793326.2
98723405BE MAGICAL…
98726912BRILLIANT LEGACY
98717944CLASSIC MARATHON BRACELET
98726927CULTURE COINS
98717109DIEHARD
98717682LADIES, TIRED OF FAKING IT?
98718016MADE U SMILE JEWELRY
98715968MEMEMOM
98726946STARGATE
98717954THE EVERYDAY MEDAL
98720926THE LIGHT BETWEEN THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98723047100 ENVELOPES SAVING CHALLENGE
98726466BACKWARDS FORWARDS
98723405BE MAGICAL…
98724211BE THE TRUE YOU PLANNER
98721250BETTER EVERY DAY
98725227BOTTOM’S UP!
98724875CANIS MAJOR
98716016DINOTOPIA
98724191EYE OF THE TIRED
98718499FACE TOWELS
98717164GROW THROUGH THE BULLSHIT-  IT’S GOOD FERTILIZER.
98717303GROW THROUGH THE BULLSHIT- IT’S GOOD FERTILIZER .
98722922HAPPIER THAN A BILLIONAIRE
98717576HAPPINESS GROWS ON TREES
98724006INCLUSION IS A VERB
98721412INFRINGE
98717148JUST STORAGE
98724896LIFE OF A CREATIVE
98722448LIVE YOUR BEST DREAM
98721566LIVING IN LIGHT
98721139NINJA
98727200OWLS
98717671PEE SAFE
98721667PRINCESS BROWN GIRL
98718210SOUTHERNERS MAKE AMERICA GREAT
98718732STEAMBOAT WILLIE     – Applicant: just some guy. I bet Disney will smack this down.
98722962SWEENEY TODD
98718697THE FUNNY MOMMA
98722443THE HAPPY CHEF
98716457UNIQUELY YOU!
98727168ZINE

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98724768#TEAMWATER
98726070AND, YOU’RE NOT!
98715791BABY BUM BRUSH
98724875CANIS MAJOR
98721594DEAR DARLING
98717109DIEHARD
98718179IT GIRL BEADED BAG
98726058JERSEY, BABY!
98724896LIFE OF A CREATIVE
98720750MAP BROTHER
98725419MOMS ON A BUDGET
98718245PROTECT THE TOE BEANS
98725997ROCK STEADY
98725370THUG LIFE
98726035WE’RE FROM JERSEY BABY…AND YOU’RE NOT!
98726082YOU’RE NOT!
98726421ZULU

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

9872023228 INCH
98725879AERO CHAIR
98717991ARES
98723405BE MAGICAL…
98721700BECAUSE YOUR DOG TRUSTS YOU
98721250BETTER EVERY DAY
98723522BEYOND THE SPECTRUM
98723375BREEZY NIGHTS
98717004CASABLANCA
98717824COZYKITTENS
98724191EYE OF THE TIRED
98719083LIPSTICK
98717153MATTRESS LAB
98718731THE KINK BAG
98727385WOOD PALLET TREASURES

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98724768#TEAMWATER
98718907A HUG IN A JAR
98726070AND, YOU’RE NOT!
98719207BASEBALL FAMILY
98723405BE MAGICAL…
98717895BEAM
98725227BOTTOM’S UP!
98725355BRIDE TEAM     – Same applicant in China who owns a bunch of bride and groom marks already.
98724875CANIS MAJOR
98716790DAME
98717109DIEHARD
98715807DRINK XXL
98715821GO BIG WHEN YOU GO HOME
98718671GOODLY
98726058JERSEY, BABY!
98720384JUST WHIP
98718398LAID BACK BBQ
98724896LIFE OF A CREATIVE
98726802LIVE FOREVER GOLF
98724507LIVE REFRESHED
98724925LOVEBUDS
98717499MEAT PUMP
98716808MIGHTY MUG
98719803PUP CUP
98721195REBEL
98725997ROCK STEADY
98721912TALL TAILS
98720257THANK YOU FOR RAISING THE MAN I’VE ALWAYS PRAYED FOR
98723260THAT NURSE CHICK
98719642ULTRTASONIC RODENT REPELLER
98726035WE’RE FROM JERSEY BABY…AND YOU’RE NOT!
98726082YOU’RE NOT!
98726421ZULU

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98726070AND, YOU’RE NOT!
98725227BOTTOM’S UP!
98724875CANIS MAJOR
98717109DIEHARD
98727141DOLL
98724191EYE OF THE TIRED
98723808GLAM HOBBY
98722830ICY COLD
98726058JERSEY, BABY!
98725052JOLLYCAT
98724896LIFE OF A CREATIVE
98726517MERRYDOG
98724062MINI-ISOLATION CUBICLE CURTAIN
98725219TEAMFANCY
98726035WE’RE FROM JERSEY BABY…AND YOU’RE NOT!
98726082YOU’RE NOT!

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98724768#TEAMWATER
98718785,LA
987274972GOOD
9872491550 YEARS AT FULL SPEED!
98726070AND, YOU’RE NOT!
98716027ART DEALER
98719118AUTISM -KNOWS- EVERYBODY
98717560BALL DRIP
98719207BASEBALL FAMILY
98725335BASEBALL IS BELIEVING
98721765BASEBALL IS LIFE 24/7
98725411BEEN THERE
98715982BELIEVE THE HYPE
98726071BEST ASS IN CLASS
98726336BOLD 4 CHRIST
98725463BORN BAD.
98726111BOTTOMFEEDER
98716025CELEBRATE THE LITTLE WINS
98716534CHAMP ERA
98719452CHAOTIC SEA COW
98721594DEAR DARLING
98726923DEEPLY ROOTED IN OUR COMMUNITY
98716120DIE SMILING
98717109DIEHARD
98718981DON’T MAKE ME LIE
98722374DON’T MESS WITH MY ABUELITA!
98718186DOPE ASS PICKLEBALL SHOES
98724166DROP YOUR ANCHOR
98724191EYE OF THE TIRED
98717924FUCK CLASS
98723155GIRL WEEKEND
98715821GO BIG WHEN YOU GO HOME
98722300GOATING PLAYER
98725995GOD >
98718029GOD KEEPS MAKING A BELIEVER OUT ME
98719080GODDESS WATER
98727413GOOD
98720254GOODTIMES CREW
98717585HAPPINESS GROWS ON TREES
98717323HOLY SPIRIT VIBE
98719017HOT GIRLS READ
98726934HU$TLE TODAY LEGACY TOMORROW
98725840HUMANS NEED HUMANS
98715947I AM NOT CUTE
98722782I STILL BELIEVE
98725762I’M 59 AND I BEAT ALL YOUR ASSES
98723424I’M DIGGING
98724911I’M JUST HERE FOR MY PARLAY
98725386I’M SO CLUELESS
98721820IT’S [ , ] – [ LA ]
98718361IT’S A PROBLEM!
98726058JERSEY, BABY!
98718184L1VE LOVE
98724896LIFE OF A CREATIVE
98719134LIGHTS CAMERA ASPHALT
98718447LITTLELAMB
98724759LIVE LIFE ABOVE THE RIM
98717272LIVE THE STOKE
98723793LOVE AND FLY SHIT
98719483MAKE AMERICA BOOM AGAIN
98719153MAKE AMERICA NICE AGAIN
98720350MAKE AMERICA NICE AGAIN
98718219MISFORTUNATE TO MISS FORTUNATE
98716789MONDAY IS A GOOD DAY
98722364MONEY TALKS
98716238MY BM HATE ME
98719124NORTHERN ATTITUDE
98726744NOT EXACTLY ANGELS
98722532NOT YOUR GIRL
98726873NUTS ACK
98723741PLAY IT BY EAR
98721667PRINCESS BROWN GIRL
98727337PROVERBS 3:3
98727249RAVE GOD
98725570RESPECT MY ENERGY
98725997ROCK STEADY
98716153SNUGGLE SACK
98726406SOUR PUNCH
98718210SOUTHERNERS MAKE AMERICA GREAT
98717918STRONG PANDA
98722962SWEENEY TODD
98720366SWEET MOUTH
98723260THAT NURSE CHICK
98722200THE 305
98722105THE ANSWER IS NO SO DON’T ASK
98720926THE LIGHT BETWEEN THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH
98716754THE PEOPLE VS
98722338THUG ANGEL
98723723UNLEASH THE KING OF KINGS
98720975UPPITY WOMEN UNITE!!
98717177UTTER CALAMITY
98721175WAGA WE ARE GREAT AGAIN
98719058WAND
98721217WARRIORS ONLY
98726035WE’RE FROM JERSEY BABY…AND YOU’RE NOT!
98717678WHERE THE FOAM IS SHAPED LIKE HOME
98720427YOUNG HOLLYWOOD RICH BITCH
98725627YOUR PRIVATE CHEF ON DUTY
98726082YOU’RE NOT!

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98723596AFROLOCS
98723405BE MAGICAL…
98716118BUILD A WIG
98721379HAVE CAT WILL VOTE
98723260THAT NURSE CHICK
98720926THE LIGHT BETWEEN THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH
98723413WORLD OF SUBLIMATION

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98724706KICKIN’ GRASS
98724800WE’RE HAPPY, HELPFUL AND HAPPY TO HELP!

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98725335BASEBALL IS BELIEVING
98721700BECAUSE YOUR DOG TRUSTS YOU
98725914BOTTOM OUT
98724875CANIS MAJOR
98719384DOUGH BABIES
98719462FUMBDUCKER
98721190HOME PLATE HITTER
98723307LEVEL
98724896LIFE OF A CREATIVE
98717065PAINTBALL FOR A CURE
98727466POOL WAVE
98721667PRINCESS BROWN GIRL
98720834PURPLE
98726406SOUR PUNCH
98726898SUS
98722962SWEENEY TODD
98722200THE 305

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98726687COWBOY UP
98727106CREATE BRILLIANT PRINT
98718432FIVESTAR RUBBER STAMP
98721280INK CUSTOM TEES
98723426LEAVE A MARK WITHOUT LEAVING A FOOTPRINT
98727279MAJESTIC
98716035MOLD WIZARD
98726394THE 3D SHOP

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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