MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: August 18 – August 24, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98714782A CLEAN WAY TO CLEAN
98705648ABOVE YOUR SKIN
98709091ALL IN ONE
98711325ARISE
98712781AROMIFY
98706986BEE CLEAR
98711383BEYOND GOOD
98707419BOAT DRIP
98707095BOOSTED
98708910BRING NATURE TO YOU
98710919CATWALK EYES
98713111CLEAN BODY. DIRTY MIND.
98705385COLOR BLAST
98705787CRACK IS WACK
98712229CRAZY LIFT
98708242DEFEATING STAINS
98714206FIGHT SCRUB
98706602FLOOR HERO
98705709FOR THE KID IN ALL OF US
98709094FOR YOUR BODY AND SOUL
98705671GLOW BOLDLY
98710435HOMIES
98715070JUST FOR KIDS
98704943MELLOW MOOD
98714007MINUTE HAIR
98714091MORNING PERSON
98713187NATURE GLOW
98713451NO FRAGRANCE FRAGRANCE
98706812RITUALS
98704934SATISFY MY SOUL
98704084SHINING STAR
98709754STANDARD PROCEDURE.
98713867SUMMER GLOW
98713796THAT’S BRIGHT
98713813THAT’S PLUMP
98713758THAT’S QUENCHED
98713732THAT’S RADIANT
98713782THAT’S RESTORED
98713771THAT’S SMOOTH
98713745THAT’S TIGHT
98710119TROUBLE
98710005TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98713970UNCOMPLICATED
98713848WINTER GLOW

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98705087COSMIC PHERMONES
98710081HOUSE OF TROUBLE
98714269SNARKY HUMANS
98710119TROUBLE
98710005TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98706324WISECRACKLE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98704774ATLAS
98707079BEGIN A CAREER IN MUSIC
98705343BEST IN GRASS
98708127C
98707065CONSIDER A CAREER IN MUSIC
98707309HALF SWORD
98710936I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
98705095JINGLE BUTT
98706475LET’S GROW
98710468NEW FRIENDS
98714835NIGHTMARE FUEL
98710890NYAN CAT
98705927UNKNOWN CALLER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98712515DA LUXE
98705021EVERYTHING IS AVAILABLE
98705467GLOSSED
98704844GLTTR
98714812I HEART GEMSTONES
98714775I HEART GOLD
98714805I HEART SILVER
98710936I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
98714751IN THE GHETTO
98707538JEWELHOME
98704911KEYMATE
98707980PROST Y’ALL!
98708581STONER PINS
98706261THE DEVIL WEARS BOXER SHORTS
98710119TROUBLE
98710005TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98708934VOWKEEPER

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98707286ALWAYS BE CHARMING
98705375ARTISTIC PUTTY
98707079BEGIN A CAREER IN MUSIC
98705494BEYOND BEDTIME
98713628BOLD LIVING
98710799CAT BUTLER
98709624CHEAPER, FASTER, BETTER
98707065CONSIDER A CAREER IN MUSIC
98705258CURIOUS ME!
98707259DIPLOMA DECALS
98713308DISCOVER YOUR INNER ARTIST
98709914DO SOMETHING
98712983EIRE WE GO
98711701FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN
98709097GHOST BUDDIES
98714487GOODIE WITCH
98706384GRUMPY TRUMPY
98707309HALF SWORD
98715064HELL WAKES
98707813HIS LIPS ARE MOVING
98704188I SMELL CHILDREN
98707143JOLLY ERA
98709915MAIL WITH MEANING
98711374MOD
98706374NIGHT KNIGHT
98714810NIGHTMARE FUEL
98704196PARKING STICK-ITS
98705046PATH
98707980PROST Y’ALL!
98706065ROCK N ROLL CROSSWORDS
98712968ROCKIN’ STICKERS
98714230THE WORLD WON’T UNF**K ITSELF
98707562THRILL SEEKERS
98712679TINY CREATOR
98705497TOMORROW STARTS TONIGHT
98704273UNEVENTFUL CARDS
98705927UNKNOWN CALLER
98705957VIVA LA JEFA
98712067WHAT CAN I DO?
98704300WORKHORSE
98705868YOUR ANXIETY IS GIVING ME ANXIETY
98714705ZEN STATIONERY

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98709210#SQUASHGIRLS
98714735BAJA LEATHER
98710025BLINGY BAG
98713638BOLD BEGINNINGS
98713634BOLD CLASSICS
98713628BOLD LIVING
98713641BOLD MOVES
98713159BUILT FOR WAR READY FOR THE HUNT
98706607CARGO WORKS
98705189CAT BUTT
98709379DISCOGS
98711509DO NOT FEED ALLIGATORS
98705270FINE GOODS FOR GOOD DOGS
98714487GOODIE WITCH
98714796HARD TO BE HUMBLE
98710587HIKE NANNY
98710081HOUSE OF TROUBLE
98712136JOLIE FILLE
98714207JUPITER
98714042MAD HIPPIE
98711374MOD
98712528NO REPLICA BAGS
98711277ROPE DROP
98714823STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES
98715031TANTRUMS
98714829TEXAS IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR
98706261THE DEVIL WEARS BOXER SHORTS
98712679TINY CREATOR
98710119TROUBLE
98710005TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98704882WANDER PLUS

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98708069CHILDREN HARDWARE
98708200CLOSETCADET
98713346FUCK I’M DEAD
98714751IN THE GHETTO
98703951INHERITED
98714207JUPITER
98710916LOVED CREATIONS
98709560LOVINGLY REMEMBER
98712680MAXI RACK
98711249MICROCRYSTAL WOOD
98709381OFFSHORE
98705795PATIOLIFE
98708925SAVOR LIFE
98712032SHOOTING STAR
98707029SLEEP NAKED
98708273SLEEPLAB
98713676SONIC SLEEP
98710261UNDER THE COVER
98712345UNDULATION
98708909URBAN HOME
98709499WOODWISE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98709210#SQUASHGIRLS
98714877ALWAYS OFF LEASH
98714436BEER BOSS
98707707BLUNTENDER
98710799CAT BUTLER
98705168CAT BUTT
98705820CHEF ELECT
98705076COME ONE COME Y’ALL
98711509DO NOT FEED ALLIGATORS
98712983EIRE WE GO
98705270FINE GOODS FOR GOOD DOGS
98710361GOSH
98714032GREATER GOODS
98707756GRIPPY
98710081HOUSE OF TROUBLE
98714999HYDRATE ELEVATE PROSPER
98714207JUPITER
98705779MINI STYLE
98711374MOD
98704287NICE CUPS
98707980PROST Y’ALL!
98711507SPICY EGGPLANT
98708581STONER PINS
98704704STOW GOOD
98704434SUCK WHAT
98715031TANTRUMS
98706261THE DEVIL WEARS BOXER SHORTS
98714230THE WORLD WON’T UNF**K ITSELF
98713604TIDY THINGS
98709921TIN CUP COFFEE
98713724TROJAN HORSE
98710119TROUBLE
98710005TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98705826TWISTED WIRE
98705957VIVA LA JEFA
98710681WHAT KIND OF ANCESTOR WILL YOU BE?

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98709210#SQUASHGIRLS
98711699HIPPY DIPPY BABY
98710060HOMEGAME
98713803I’M GONNA COME…AGAIN     – I … uh … what? Sadly, no specimen yet.
98708681NEXT LEVEL QUARTERBACK TRAINING
98706195SIESTA
98707029SLEEP NAKED
98711507SPICY EGGPLANT
98706169SUGARSHACK
98705350THE KINGDOM OF GOD FLAG

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98712277294
98709210#SQUASHGIRLS
98707855^
987131251ST DAY OF SUMMER
98705153BALLS DEEP
98709092BE YOUR GOAT
98711035BEAUTIFUL BLACK BEARDED BLESSING
98710062BEE COLORFUL
98703982BIG SHOT
98714037BIGGER THAN THE CITY
98713638BOLD BEGINNINGS
98713634BOLD CLASSICS
98713628BOLD LIVING
98713641BOLD MOVES
98713159BUILT FOR WAR READY FOR THE HUNT
98711939BUSY. WATCHING WOMEN’S TENNIS.
98715035CAREER SUICIDE
98704076COOL DADS CLUB
98711181DAMN I LOVE AMERICA
98710283DEAD INSIDE
98714607DIVA OF DOOM
98711509DO NOT FEED ALLIGATORS
98709914DO SOMETHING
98710901DRONE HIPPIE
98712983EIRE WE GO
98706043FAITH ACTIVE
98711980FAMILY RICH, BITCH!
98707011FIGHT AIN’T OVER ONE MORE ROUND
98704891FIND THE FUNNY
98706942FIRST CLASS QUEEN
98706326FLORIDA CAT
98706249FOREVER COWBOY
98706491FROM ME TO ME
98711701FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN
98711927FUHKED
98710998GIRL YOU SO DOPE
98710851GO BE GREAT BECAUSE GREATNESS IS IN YOU!
98709391GOLF COURSE GOAT
98708919GRATEFUL DOG
98714003HAIR DEALER
98707309HALF SWORD
98705459HAPPYDINKER
98714298HEAVYWEIGHTS
98708410HIDE THE CRAZY
98711699HIPPY DIPPY BABY
98707813HIS LIPS ARE MOVING
98710081HOUSE OF TROUBLE
98708187I BELONG NOWHERE… BUT BELONG EVERYWHERE!
98707176I LOVE MY JESUS I GIVE HIM HUGS & SQUEEZES
98706698I LOVE NYC
98706469I WOULD TRUST FSD TO TAKE THE WHEEL BEFORE I WOULD TRUST YOUR JESUS. I WOULD TRUST MY TESLA TO TAKE THE WHEEL BEFORE I WOULD TRUST YOUR JESUS.
98712921I’D FISH THAT
98707494I’M A BASKETFUL OF YESSES
98706914I’M NOT THE PLUG, I AM THE MF OUTLET!
98714490JUST STUDY SIS
98704270KAMALA MAKE AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN
98705499KEEP AMERICA MOVING AHEAD
98712823KEEP IT SHADY
98707038KISS ME COWBOY
98709526LAST OF THE LOST
98714042MAD HIPPIE
98705398MAKE AMERICA GRIT AGAIN
98714510MAKING HUNTING GREAT AGAIN
98704734MILK MACHINE
98714523MONSTAH LOBSTAH
98708140MR FANCY
98711482ORIGINAL BADASS
98705973ORIGINAL GRADUATE
98708313PARROT
98710723PERRO GRANDE
98713977PRAYER WINS
98707980PROST Y’ALL!
98714453PUFFY BETA MALE
98710431RAD JESUS
98706534RAIN-READY
98706709RAT RODS & MOM BODS
98707862RAVE GOD
98708361RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
98714817RIDE THIS WAVE
98706036SHITBOX
98707029SLEEP NAKED
98712456SLOPPY TUNA – IT’S AN ACQUIRED TASTE
98709754STANDARD PROCEDURE.
98704434SUCK WHAT
98709059TECHNO WHORE
98707492TELL ME MORE… BUT LESS
98705104TEXAS TAILGATERS
98712744THANK GOD
98706261THE DEVIL WEARS BOXER SHORTS
98710098THE HIGHER THE HAT THE CLOSER TO GOD
98714230THE WORLD WON’T UNF**K ITSELF
98704777THESE COLORS DO RUN
98710119TROUBLE
98710166TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98705826TWISTED WIRE
98705927UNKNOWN CALLER
98705318UNLEASH THE FIERCENESS WITHIN!
98704185VERSION 2.0
98710681WHAT KIND OF ANCESTOR WILL YOU BE?
98707565WOKE PATRIOT
98704892YOU MAY BE SOMEBODY TO SOMEONE BUT YOU ARE NO ONE TO US

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98714527CHEMOPOUCH
98707882CLIPONE
98714563DIALYSISPOUCH
98706253HIPPIE COWGIRL DREADS
98713803I’M GONNA COME…AGAIN
98703810MOURNING HAIR
98712262PLUSH HAIR EXTENSIONS
98704017WIGONOMETRY
98710694ZIPPER

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

987075752ND STEP
98711929CATS DOING BUSINESS
98704456COSYLADY
98711252COZYYOGA
98715559EVERY STEP CONSIDERED
98715549MADE FOR TOGETHER
98712139PAW PUZZLES
98708909URBAN HOME

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98705375ARTISTIC PUTTY
98712291BADASS BEARS
98703919BAG O’ DUCKS
98709306BOUNCY BOING
98709022BUBBLE IN BUBBLE
98710378BUBBLE INSIDE BUBBLE
98708569BUILD ALONG BRICKS
98711115COCK AND BALLS     – Intrigued to know what kind of “action skill game” this is!
98711123COCK BLOCKER
98713462DEMURE
98704521FLOW BAND
98709739FULL TIME GOLF
98705937FUZZY LITTLE MURDER MACHINE     – Goods: cat toys. 😆
98707309HALF SWORD
98710081HOUSE OF TROUBLE
98711200JINX
98707341MAGNETIC PRESS
98708681NEXT LEVEL QUARTERBACK TRAINING
98712139PAW PUZZLES
98705094PUTTING PRIDE
98711189TOP BRASS
98709189TOYS DOWN UNDER
98710119TROUBLE
98710005TROUBLE OF THE GOOD KIND
98711193WHAT HAPPENS…
98705956YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS PERFECT ANGEL BABY AND I WOULD DIE WITHOUT YOU     – Also cat toys!
98714331ZERO GRAVITY FLOAT

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98713720GREEN – HAND OUT A DRINK WHITE – SIP IT UP RED – SHARE THE JOY BULLSEYE – EVERYONE CHUGS!
98705735LIVE 4 U
98709323THE NAME OF GOD

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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