MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: August 11 – August 17, 2024

We have political designs leaning both ways this week, and … ugh.  A couple more “hawk tuah” items. 🙄

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98694533AI
98693954ALONE TIME
98701011AMAZE
98698800BLEMISH SHIELD
98696886CALIFORNIA SPA
98699512CUTE NOTE
98701091DISMANTLING ODORS ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL
98693375EVERYDAY CHEF
98696730FINDING FORBIDDEN LOVE
98695906FOLK POTIONS
98696585GLAM
98698671GOOD HEAD
98701925GOOD SIDE
98702051HAIR SLAYER
98701348HANDSOME FOLK
98700781HIGHER LOVE
98696627ILLUMINATE
98699979MOON SKIN
98698250OASIS
98694020PH CHEMICAL
98702849PINK BEAN
98698856PRIMERS
98696682REVIVE
98696860REWIND
98693126SINKSUDS
98699698SORRY I’M LATE I DIDN’T WANT TO COME
98695634SPECKLES
98697293SPOOGE
98702053TRUST ME I’M A LIAR
98701853VANILLA PERFUME
98700893WHIPPED TALLOW BALM
98694970WICKED AROMAS
98694974WORLD’S BEST TASTING TOOTHPASTE

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98693944EASY GLIDE
98698398PUMPKIN SPICE PROPANE
98694394PYRO PUZZLE
98700924SUBURBAN MOM
98696724THE CAMP TORCH
98694970WICKED AROMAS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

986989256TH SENSE
98698520BOUJEE
98694063CREW
98698231EASY-PEASY
98697890ENCOMPASS
98696406FEEL MORE
98697101HAPPY FUN BUTTONS
98695651MAD SCIENTIST
98693387MODERN CITIZENS
98701103SHARE THE WIN
98700107THUMB WAR

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98694520BEACH LIFE TREASURES
98702111CRYSTAL TORTOISE
98693595FRENCHY
98699479GAME GOD
98698442GOOD STOCK
98695527JOY IN THE WILD
98699083LUCKCHARM
98693138MENTAL HELLTH
98702849PINK BEAN
98700365RHODE ISLAND
98695656ROSARY QUEEN
98693817SCULPTED DRAGON
98699713SO CAN YOU

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98697710“MONDAY IS THE DAY YOUR COFFEE NEEDS COFFEE.”
98699876100% CHANGED
98699976ALPHABET FRIENDS
98698907AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT
98702868BOOK OF MORMON STORIES
98697965CARING FOR THE HUMAN SPIRIT
98698807DO YOU FOLLOW ME?
98694740DON’T GIVE UP CHOCOLATE, JUST CHOOSE THE RIGHT KIND OF CHOCOLATE
98699758EXTRATERRESTRIAL
98696406FEEL MORE
98699479GAME GOD
98692608GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE
98697822GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS
98697704GRITITUDE
98700980INTUITIVE GENIUS
98695527JOY IN THE WILD
98694685JUDGE THE COVER
98693687LEADING A LIFE OF NO REGRETS
98700895LEARN, GROW, THRIVE
98695928MAGIC
98693387MODERN CITIZENS
98695750MOTHER GROWS BEST
98702141NEVER QUIT ON A BAD DAY
98702740OMG UR A TEENAGER
98698902PAINT ANYWHERE
98702582PAINT LIKE FRIDA
98696284PARACHUTE PAPER
98701534PICASSO
98702849PINK BEAN
98700365RHODE ISLAND
98695666SAVING THE TREES ONE LOG AT A TIME
98702153SHE DOES IT
98695909SHE HAS A WORD
98694494SMART SCALE RULER
98699713SO CAN YOU
98697522TEACHING FREEDOM
98700107THUMB WAR
98698497WILL TEACH FOR TACOS

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

986989256TH SENSE
98702943BOOMER
98699479GAME GOD
98695972GO ANYWHERE
98694637GO CASE
98700224HUNTER’S TOTE
98694107LUGGAGE BASE
98703072PILLBOX
98702849PINK BEAN
98699713SO CAN YOU
98692923THE MARK CONSISTS OF STANDARD CHARACTERS WITHOUT CLAIM TO ANY PARTICULAR FONT STYLE, SIZE, OR COLOR.

No idea what this last one actually will be, since it looks like the attorney did a little oopsie. 😆

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98693515CHILL BARN
98697854CORDLESS
98693221EZ FURNITURE
98695381GOAL AHEAD
98694879GUARDIAN
98699814JINGLE BELL LANE
98697090MARIGOLD
98694570MELO MAMA
98702142MIRRORS DELIVERED
98697789NO DRILL
98703251PARTY LIKE A LEGEND
98700924SUBURBAN MOM
98699335URBAN NEST
98694999VERTICAL SLATTED DESIGN

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

986989256TH SENSE
98698907AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT
98700319BADDIEPRENEUR
98698767BE BACK SOON
98702943BOOMER
98695881BUTT BRUSH
98700742CUSTOM HOME PRODUCTS
98695837DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CAT LADY.
98698807DO YOU FOLLOW ME?
98701106EDEN
98702216FORKIN KNIFE
98699479GAME GOD
98703099GEO
98693443GOT SLUSHED
98699814JINGLE BELL LANE
98702902MADE TO COOK
98695928MAGIC
98702141NEVER QUIT ON A BAD DAY
98702849PINK BEAN
98698424READY THE SHIP
98700365RHODE ISLAND
98699713SO CAN YOU
98702462SOBER BEE
98699670STEEL SHARPENS STEEL
98700924SUBURBAN MOM
98693636THE HERO MOM
98693590YOU CAN’T BEAT THE PUSSY

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98699874CITY SCAPES
98694233GOT LINEN
98700365RHODE ISLAND
98699670STEEL SHARPENS STEEL
98700433SUN SHOWER
98697934TRAMPOLINE
98694351WIPE OFF

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98695644“NURSING STUDENT” IN LARGER TEXT WITH “SUPER HERO IN TRAINING” IN SMALLER TEXT, BOTH WITHOUT QUOTATION MARKS.
98699876100% CHANGED
986989256TH SENSE
98698351AMERICAN ANXIETY
98698715AMERICAN GRIT
98698907AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT
98700319BADDIEPRENEUR
98700162BE A LITTLE TOO KIND
98692784BLACK PRESIDENTS MATTER
98700752BOUNDARIES SAVE LIVES
98701366BRINGING HOME BABY
98695498CABEZA CORAZON COJONES
98699576CAKES
98695788COMPETITIVE FREAKS
98695837DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CAT LADY.
98692598DEBATE NOT HATE
98694292DEMOCRAP
98698807DO YOU FOLLOW ME?
98692731DOIN’ MAN SHIT!
98702028DON’T F WITH THE CHEF
98694250END THE WOKENESS
98692969EXPLORE RESPONSIBLY
98696962FAMILY TREE
98702908FIND YOUR POWER
98699058FIT PRAY LIVE
98692884FREE TO A GOOD HOME
98699966GAME RECOGNIZES GAME
98699737GET HOME SAFE
98702033GET ME WET
98697822GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS
98694780GIRTHY
98698402GO GET ‘EM FOR JESUS
98698191GOD HATES PARLAYS
98698247GODLIKE
98698671GOOD HEAD
98700683HAPPY BIRDS DAY
98700725HAWK TUAH COWBOYS LICK ON DAT THAG     – Dang it, thought we were done with these.
98700790HAWK TUAH COWBOYS LICK ON DAT THANG
98694818I AM WHO IAM
98693876I DON’T GET NO RESPECT
98702073I DON’T RECALL
98699769I WAS MADE FOR THIS!
98698183IN THE WILD
98695527JOY IN THE WILD
98697531JUST A KID FROM PASSAIC
98699222KAMALISM
98697971KIND KID
98700074LEASH LIFE
98693553LEGENDARY MMA
98694421LET ME GET MY SHOES
98702087LIVE FAST TAKE CHANCES
98694000LIVING ART
98694161LOVE. UNCONDITIONALLY.
98695651MAD SCIENTIST
98693289MAKE IT TO TOMORROW
98693138MENTAL HELLTH
98696746MEWING
98702328MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS
98692692MOUNTAIN MADE
98695037MOVE WITH PURPOSE
98701312NEAT
98701320NO ICE
98693129NO KINGS
98701319NO WATER
98698789NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
98702413OWN THE MOMENT
98696259PICASSO
98699757PICKLEBALL REVOLUTION
98703046RASPBERRY
98696527READY SET PRAY
98698424READY THE SHIP
98699047RESPECT MY WORK
98700365RHODE ISLAND
98698822SAD BOY CLUB
98694516SALTY SURF
98693269SHOW ME YOUR BUOYS
98696265SHUCKING FABULOUS
98698707SLAUGHTERHOUSE
98695445SOLID
98699670STEEL SHARPENS STEEL
98700924SUBURBAN MOM
98702998SUPAH FAN
98696969THERE IS NO SECOND BEST
98694411THIS PUSSY IS A PRIVILEGE
98700107THUMB WAR
98692664TIME TO GET FRUSTRATED
98699147TRUMPY OLD MEN
98697784WE ARE BACK
98699873WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!
98700400YES. WE. KAM.
98693590YOU CAN’T BEAT THE PUSSY

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98694967BLACK DOT
98694854BLACK PEARL
98696700CELEBRITY CROWN
98696406FEEL MORE
98697520KNOTTY BUNS
98703218SLOVENIAN HAIR
98700341SOCK TOPS
98698602THIMBLE TAPE
98698996WIGHUB

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98701376BLUE SKY
98702006GALAXY
98697934TRAMPOLINE
98694351WIPE OFF

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

986989256TH SENSE
98701886AT PLAY
98703026BIG CITY KIDS
98702028DON’T F WITH THE CHEF
98702782DRILL & LEARN
98696406FEEL MORE
98694330FUN SIZE
98699479GAME GOD
98697822GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS
98694647JINGLE
98699814JINGLE BELL LANE
98693553LEGENDARY MMA
98702927MASTER GOLF
98702703MINI KARAOKE MACHINE
98703251PARTY LIKE A LEGEND
98700365RHODE ISLAND
98697666RINGERS
98697662SAINT PICKLELAUS
98701835SHORT GAME GOLF
98700643SPEED TEE
98694472THE ORIGINAL
98700107THUMB WAR
98702862TOYS FOR LITTLES

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98694250END THE WOKENESS
98693898SHIRT MAMA
98702804TOASTED

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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