We have political designs leaning both ways this week, and … ugh. A couple more “hawk tuah” items. 🙄
First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.
Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]
Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations
Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.
| 98694533 | AI |
| 98693954 | ALONE TIME |
| 98701011 | AMAZE |
| 98698800 | BLEMISH SHIELD |
| 98696886 | CALIFORNIA SPA |
| 98699512 | CUTE NOTE |
| 98701091 | DISMANTLING ODORS ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL |
| 98693375 | EVERYDAY CHEF |
| 98696730 | FINDING FORBIDDEN LOVE |
| 98695906 | FOLK POTIONS |
| 98696585 | GLAM |
| 98698671 | GOOD HEAD |
| 98701925 | GOOD SIDE |
| 98702051 | HAIR SLAYER |
| 98701348 | HANDSOME FOLK |
| 98700781 | HIGHER LOVE |
| 98696627 | ILLUMINATE |
| 98699979 | MOON SKIN |
| 98698250 | OASIS |
| 98694020 | PH CHEMICAL |
| 98702849 | PINK BEAN |
| 98698856 | PRIMERS |
| 98696682 | REVIVE |
| 98696860 | REWIND |
| 98693126 | SINKSUDS |
| 98699698 | SORRY I’M LATE I DIDN’T WANT TO COME |
| 98695634 | SPECKLES |
| 98697293 | SPOOGE |
| 98702053 | TRUST ME I’M A LIAR |
| 98701853 | VANILLA PERFUME |
| 98700893 | WHIPPED TALLOW BALM |
| 98694970 | WICKED AROMAS |
| 98694974 | WORLD’S BEST TASTING TOOTHPASTE |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 98693944 | EASY GLIDE |
| 98698398 | PUMPKIN SPICE PROPANE |
| 98694394 | PYRO PUZZLE |
| 98700924 | SUBURBAN MOM |
| 98696724 | THE CAMP TORCH |
| 98694970 | WICKED AROMAS |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]
| 98698925 | 6TH SENSE |
| 98698520 | BOUJEE |
| 98694063 | CREW |
| 98698231 | EASY-PEASY |
| 98697890 | ENCOMPASS |
| 98696406 | FEEL MORE |
| 98697101 | HAPPY FUN BUTTONS |
| 98695651 | MAD SCIENTIST |
| 98693387 | MODERN CITIZENS |
| 98701103 | SHARE THE WIN |
| 98700107 | THUMB WAR |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 98694520 | BEACH LIFE TREASURES |
| 98702111 | CRYSTAL TORTOISE |
| 98693595 | FRENCHY |
| 98699479 | GAME GOD |
| 98698442 | GOOD STOCK |
| 98695527 | JOY IN THE WILD |
| 98699083 | LUCKCHARM |
| 98693138 | MENTAL HELLTH |
| 98702849 | PINK BEAN |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND |
| 98695656 | ROSARY QUEEN |
| 98693817 | SCULPTED DRAGON |
| 98699713 | SO CAN YOU |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 98697710 | “MONDAY IS THE DAY YOUR COFFEE NEEDS COFFEE.” |
| 98699876 | 100% CHANGED |
| 98699976 | ALPHABET FRIENDS |
| 98698907 | AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT |
| 98702868 | BOOK OF MORMON STORIES |
| 98697965 | CARING FOR THE HUMAN SPIRIT |
| 98698807 | DO YOU FOLLOW ME? |
| 98694740 | DON’T GIVE UP CHOCOLATE, JUST CHOOSE THE RIGHT KIND OF CHOCOLATE |
| 98699758 | EXTRATERRESTRIAL |
| 98696406 | FEEL MORE |
| 98699479 | GAME GOD |
| 98692608 | GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE |
| 98697822 | GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS |
| 98697704 | GRITITUDE |
| 98700980 | INTUITIVE GENIUS |
| 98695527 | JOY IN THE WILD |
| 98694685 | JUDGE THE COVER |
| 98693687 | LEADING A LIFE OF NO REGRETS |
| 98700895 | LEARN, GROW, THRIVE |
| 98695928 | MAGIC |
| 98693387 | MODERN CITIZENS |
| 98695750 | MOTHER GROWS BEST |
| 98702141 | NEVER QUIT ON A BAD DAY |
| 98702740 | OMG UR A TEENAGER |
| 98698902 | PAINT ANYWHERE |
| 98702582 | PAINT LIKE FRIDA |
| 98696284 | PARACHUTE PAPER |
| 98701534 | PICASSO |
| 98702849 | PINK BEAN |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND |
| 98695666 | SAVING THE TREES ONE LOG AT A TIME |
| 98702153 | SHE DOES IT |
| 98695909 | SHE HAS A WORD |
| 98694494 | SMART SCALE RULER |
| 98699713 | SO CAN YOU |
| 98697522 | TEACHING FREEDOM |
| 98700107 | THUMB WAR |
| 98698497 | WILL TEACH FOR TACOS |
Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods
Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.
| 98698925 | 6TH SENSE |
| 98702943 | BOOMER |
| 98699479 | GAME GOD |
| 98695972 | GO ANYWHERE |
| 98694637 | GO CASE |
| 98700224 | HUNTER’S TOTE |
| 98694107 | LUGGAGE BASE |
| 98703072 | PILLBOX |
| 98702849 | PINK BEAN |
| 98699713 | SO CAN YOU |
| 98692923 | THE MARK CONSISTS OF STANDARD CHARACTERS WITHOUT CLAIM TO ANY PARTICULAR FONT STYLE, SIZE, OR COLOR. |
No idea what this last one actually will be, since it looks like the attorney did a little oopsie. 😆
Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor
Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.
| 98693515 | CHILL BARN |
| 98697854 | CORDLESS |
| 98693221 | EZ FURNITURE |
| 98695381 | GOAL AHEAD |
| 98694879 | GUARDIAN |
| 98699814 | JINGLE BELL LANE |
| 98697090 | MARIGOLD |
| 98694570 | MELO MAMA |
| 98702142 | MIRRORS DELIVERED |
| 98697789 | NO DRILL |
| 98703251 | PARTY LIKE A LEGEND |
| 98700924 | SUBURBAN MOM |
| 98699335 | URBAN NEST |
| 98694999 | VERTICAL SLATTED DESIGN |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 98698925 | 6TH SENSE |
| 98698907 | AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT |
| 98700319 | BADDIEPRENEUR |
| 98698767 | BE BACK SOON |
| 98702943 | BOOMER |
| 98695881 | BUTT BRUSH |
| 98700742 | CUSTOM HOME PRODUCTS |
| 98695837 | DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CAT LADY. |
| 98698807 | DO YOU FOLLOW ME? |
| 98701106 | EDEN |
| 98702216 | FORKIN KNIFE |
| 98699479 | GAME GOD |
| 98703099 | GEO |
| 98693443 | GOT SLUSHED |
| 98699814 | JINGLE BELL LANE |
| 98702902 | MADE TO COOK |
| 98695928 | MAGIC |
| 98702141 | NEVER QUIT ON A BAD DAY |
| 98702849 | PINK BEAN |
| 98698424 | READY THE SHIP |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND |
| 98699713 | SO CAN YOU |
| 98702462 | SOBER BEE |
| 98699670 | STEEL SHARPENS STEEL |
| 98700924 | SUBURBAN MOM |
| 98693636 | THE HERO MOM |
| 98693590 | YOU CAN’T BEAT THE PUSSY |
Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen
Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.
| 98699874 | CITY SCAPES |
| 98694233 | GOT LINEN |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND |
| 98699670 | STEEL SHARPENS STEEL |
| 98700433 | SUN SHOWER |
| 98697934 | TRAMPOLINE |
| 98694351 | WIPE OFF |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 98695644 | “NURSING STUDENT” IN LARGER TEXT WITH “SUPER HERO IN TRAINING” IN SMALLER TEXT, BOTH WITHOUT QUOTATION MARKS. |
| 98699876 | 100% CHANGED |
| 98698925 | 6TH SENSE |
| 98698351 | AMERICAN ANXIETY |
| 98698715 | AMERICAN GRIT |
| 98698907 | AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT |
| 98700319 | BADDIEPRENEUR |
| 98700162 | BE A LITTLE TOO KIND |
| 98692784 | BLACK PRESIDENTS MATTER |
| 98700752 | BOUNDARIES SAVE LIVES |
| 98701366 | BRINGING HOME BABY |
| 98695498 | CABEZA CORAZON COJONES |
| 98699576 | CAKES |
| 98695788 | COMPETITIVE FREAKS |
| 98695837 | DAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A CAT LADY. |
| 98692598 | DEBATE NOT HATE |
| 98694292 | DEMOCRAP |
| 98698807 | DO YOU FOLLOW ME? |
| 98692731 | DOIN’ MAN SHIT! |
| 98702028 | DON’T F WITH THE CHEF |
| 98694250 | END THE WOKENESS |
| 98692969 | EXPLORE RESPONSIBLY |
| 98696962 | FAMILY TREE |
| 98702908 | FIND YOUR POWER |
| 98699058 | FIT PRAY LIVE |
| 98692884 | FREE TO A GOOD HOME |
| 98699966 | GAME RECOGNIZES GAME |
| 98699737 | GET HOME SAFE |
| 98702033 | GET ME WET |
| 98697822 | GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS |
| 98694780 | GIRTHY |
| 98698402 | GO GET ‘EM FOR JESUS |
| 98698191 | GOD HATES PARLAYS |
| 98698247 | GODLIKE |
| 98698671 | GOOD HEAD |
| 98700683 | HAPPY BIRDS DAY |
| 98700725 | HAWK TUAH COWBOYS LICK ON DAT THAG – Dang it, thought we were done with these. |
| 98700790 | HAWK TUAH COWBOYS LICK ON DAT THANG |
| 98694818 | I AM WHO IAM |
| 98693876 | I DON’T GET NO RESPECT |
| 98702073 | I DON’T RECALL |
| 98699769 | I WAS MADE FOR THIS! |
| 98698183 | IN THE WILD |
| 98695527 | JOY IN THE WILD |
| 98697531 | JUST A KID FROM PASSAIC |
| 98699222 | KAMALISM |
| 98697971 | KIND KID |
| 98700074 | LEASH LIFE |
| 98693553 | LEGENDARY MMA |
| 98694421 | LET ME GET MY SHOES |
| 98702087 | LIVE FAST TAKE CHANCES |
| 98694000 | LIVING ART |
| 98694161 | LOVE. UNCONDITIONALLY. |
| 98695651 | MAD SCIENTIST |
| 98693289 | MAKE IT TO TOMORROW |
| 98693138 | MENTAL HELLTH |
| 98696746 | MEWING |
| 98702328 | MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS |
| 98692692 | MOUNTAIN MADE |
| 98695037 | MOVE WITH PURPOSE |
| 98701312 | NEAT |
| 98701320 | NO ICE |
| 98693129 | NO KINGS |
| 98701319 | NO WATER |
| 98698789 | NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET |
| 98702413 | OWN THE MOMENT |
| 98696259 | PICASSO |
| 98699757 | PICKLEBALL REVOLUTION |
| 98703046 | RASPBERRY |
| 98696527 | READY SET PRAY |
| 98698424 | READY THE SHIP |
| 98699047 | RESPECT MY WORK |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND |
| 98698822 | SAD BOY CLUB |
| 98694516 | SALTY SURF |
| 98693269 | SHOW ME YOUR BUOYS |
| 98696265 | SHUCKING FABULOUS |
| 98698707 | SLAUGHTERHOUSE |
| 98695445 | SOLID |
| 98699670 | STEEL SHARPENS STEEL |
| 98700924 | SUBURBAN MOM |
| 98702998 | SUPAH FAN |
| 98696969 | THERE IS NO SECOND BEST |
| 98694411 | THIS PUSSY IS A PRIVILEGE |
| 98700107 | THUMB WAR |
| 98692664 | TIME TO GET FRUSTRATED |
| 98699147 | TRUMPY OLD MEN |
| 98697784 | WE ARE BACK |
| 98699873 | WE’RE NOT GOING BACK! |
| 98700400 | YES. WE. KAM. |
| 98693590 | YOU CAN’T BEAT THE PUSSY |
Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing
Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.
| 98694967 | BLACK DOT |
| 98694854 | BLACK PEARL |
| 98696700 | CELEBRITY CROWN |
| 98696406 | FEEL MORE |
| 98697520 | KNOTTY BUNS |
| 98703218 | SLOVENIAN HAIR |
| 98700341 | SOCK TOPS |
| 98698602 | THIMBLE TAPE |
| 98698996 | WIGHUB |
Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings
Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.
| 98701376 | BLUE SKY |
| 98702006 | GALAXY |
| 98697934 | TRAMPOLINE |
| 98694351 | WIPE OFF |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
| 98698925 | 6TH SENSE |
| 98701886 | AT PLAY |
| 98703026 | BIG CITY KIDS |
| 98702028 | DON’T F WITH THE CHEF |
| 98702782 | DRILL & LEARN |
| 98696406 | FEEL MORE |
| 98694330 | FUN SIZE |
| 98699479 | GAME GOD |
| 98697822 | GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS |
| 98694647 | JINGLE |
| 98699814 | JINGLE BELL LANE |
| 98693553 | LEGENDARY MMA |
| 98702927 | MASTER GOLF |
| 98702703 | MINI KARAOKE MACHINE |
| 98703251 | PARTY LIKE A LEGEND |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND |
| 98697666 | RINGERS |
| 98697662 | SAINT PICKLELAUS |
| 98701835 | SHORT GAME GOLF |
| 98700643 | SPEED TEE |
| 98694472 | THE ORIGINAL |
| 98700107 | THUMB WAR |
| 98702862 | TOYS FOR LITTLES |
Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)
Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.
| 98694250 | END THE WOKENESS |
| 98693898 | SHIRT MAMA |
| 98702804 | TOASTED |
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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