MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: April 7 – April 13, 2024

While looking at furniture applications, I saw “baby changing table” in a list of goods, but read it as “baby charging table.” I just hope it was wireless charging.

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98497943ALL OVER OINTMENT
98494378ANTI-AGING FACTOR
98496729BARE ANATOMY
98493977BEE WELL
98491697BIDET BUDDY
98495544BLESS MY SCALP
98494621CONVERSATION STARTER
98491183COURAGE & KIND
98489303CREATE YOUR OWN RITUAL
98498179DAILY PATCH
98497944DAY DREAMER
98493369EVENING IN PARIS
98490777FAT CHEEKS
98497718FOOD FOR HAIR
98490092GREEN MASK
98490099GREEN TEA EXTRACT
98494628HOLD YOUR OWN
98491206LET’S CELEBRATE
98491818NO RAYS, THANKS
98496991NOMAD
98487783PORCELAIN SKIN
98497190SCREEN SHOT
98495231SHOT CLOCK
98491197SWEET CELEBRATION
98489155TOTAL ECLIPSE
98492898YOUR LASHES EXTENDED
98491260YOUR STAIN SOLUTION

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98487877CRAFTY COVE
98489629DON’T DIE
98494929GOLD STAR CLUB
98496989HACIENDA
98490736LOUD MOUTH
98497397SCANDLES
98490504SUNSET SCENTS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98493378*
98494359CLUTTER QUEEN
98489743DON’T DIE
98490100FROM HERE ON
98488919ROGUE CEO
98497041RUN THE IMPOSSIBLE
98496233SHOCK’EM
98491517THE WEB WE WEAVE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98494946BETWEEN US
98491183COURAGE & KIND
98492978ETERNAL
98497583HEARING AID WHIMSY
98496477HEAVENLY CROSSINGS
98491774IKNOWECAN
98496816SANCTIONED
98496089SILVER ARROWS
98497465TATTOO TIME
98490452TIME AND A HALF

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98488899BARFDAY
98496383BET ON YOURSELF TODAY
98488580BURN THE GOOD CANDLES
98492910CALM & COOL SCHOOL
98494359CLUTTER QUEEN
98489303CREATE YOUR OWN RITUAL
98493090CTRL+ALT+DESTROY
98495241DIVINE MAMAS SOCIETY
98488078DO WHAT’S RIGHT WITH WHAT’S LEFT
98489773DON’T DIE
98490100FROM HERE ON
98494404HOT MESS WINE MOMS
98495558I WISH
98490365IT’S NOT THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN, IT’S WHO YOU ARE WITHIN.
98498026NOT YET
98496335PRIMAL DIET
98494033RICH PRICKS MATTER
98488902ROCK LIFE
98489132ROCKY TOP
98488669SALTY SENTIMENTS
98489643SELF-LOVE CLUB
98490493SEND A MESSAGE 2 DA REPULICANS VOTE DA RASCALS OUT!
98496895STAHP
98496810TRADE JOBS MATTER

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98496021CHILL-N-GO
98491183COURAGE & KIND
98489082GO FUND YOURSELF
98493888I WILL FOLLOW
98488708MAD MONDAY
98495923MEMBER
98488759MODULAR COLLAR
98490490TWO HUNDRED PERCENT
98493158WHO WANTS TO BE NORMAL

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98495553AL FRESCO
98492995BUSY BEE
98493993CRAPPY CAP
98496875FREE UP SPACE
98496662HUMAN DOG
98491685MODERN POTTERY
98494633MODERN STORE EQUIPMENT
98492773NURSERYNOOK
98496340ONE HOUR SHADES
98489236ROCKY TOP
98492431SUNFLOWER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98488095AUTHENTIC FOR YOU
98488509BLING IT ON BOTTLES
98496802BOUGIE BACK SCRATCHER
98497034CAPPY-BARRA
98495580CHILL-N-GO
98494359CLUTTER QUEEN
98490812ESD: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DRINK
98497638FEARLESS VAGINA
98489082GO FUND YOURSELF
98492856HAPPY POTATO
98490459HOT CHEEKS
98498346I JUST SAVED MYSELF 150 BUCKS
98489517KITCHEN NOOK
98490054LEGALLY YOURS
98496587MICROWAVE SPLATTER
98495584ORIGINAL GENDER
98498051PET DOODLE
98496439PETCOZY
98496882POV: YOU’RE A DAD
98493717REGENERATIVE BOTTLE
98488902ROCK LIFE
98489904SINBAD THE SAILOR
98493865SPARKLE LIKE A DIAMOND
98496810TRADE JOBS MATTER
98490490TWO HUNDRED PERCENT
98490013VIBEFUL

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98490214BIRTHDAYONLINE
98491546BLAZING NEEDLES
98493297CAMP SOUL
98496980CHRIST AND COUNTRY
98489711DON’T DIE
98492777NURSERYNOOK
98498188PICKLEY’ALL
98489014ROCKY TOP
98493681ROOTED
98496816SANCTIONED
98495132SNAP TOWEL

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98496365#1 FAN
984888017 FIGURE CHICK
98495788AGELESS
98488899BARFDAY
98495640BASICALLY UNFILTERED
98487654BE WEIRD, BE YOU
98487485BLEEP YOU BUDDY!
98493227BLUE COLLAR AND TATTOOED
98488580BURN THE GOOD CANDLES
98491183COURAGE & KIND
98490765COURIER
98493103COWGIRLS DON’T WEAR HAIR BOWS
98489303CREATE YOUR OWN RITUAL
98493090CTRL+ALT+DESTROY
98491025DEVIL’S CABBAGE
98491964EARL GRAY
98493931EARN IT
98489738EFT UP!
98490812ESD: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DRINK
98497638FEARLESS VAGINA
98491535GENUINE.
98497207GETTIN’ SEXY
98492835GLAMOMMY
98489082GO FUND YOURSELF
98490433GODLY WOMAN
98492201GOD’S PRODIGY
98492822GOOD GIRLS FUCK ON THE FIRST NIGHT
98488891GOT BABY FEVER?
98493446HAPPY CHILL
98492856HAPPY POTATO
98497244HOURS OF OPERATION
98495997HUMAN POTENTIAL
98493888I WILL FOLLOW
98495558I WISH
98489671JESUS THEE ORIGINAL GANGSTER
98495816LEAVE ROOM FOR FUN
98490054LEGALLY YOURS
98496250LIVE WELL
98488708MAD MONDAY
98489975MAKE WEED GREAT AGAIN
98493536MEMBER
98496174MILDLY BABY
98491002NO WORRIES. NONE.
98487592ONE OF ONE
98495584ORIGINAL GENDER
98488162POPS LIFE
98496882POV: YOU’RE A DAD
98494931PRENUP?
98494033RICH PRICKS MATTER
98488902ROCK LIFE
98492657ROCKSTAR PROGRAMMER
98493681ROOTED
98496816SANCTIONED
98490457SHEPHERDS NOT SHEEP
98488611SHITTY FRIENDS
98496233SHOCK’EM
98491976SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT’S REQUIRED
98488555SOME LIKE IT PINK
98496895STAHP
98493600TAP A KEG A DAY
98487520TEACHING AIN’T FOR EVERYBODY
98496514TEAM GROOM
98494093THE EDUCATOR
98489155TOTAL ECLIPSE
98496810TRADE JOBS MATTER
98497022UPCOUNTRY IS FOR LOVERS
98490672WEIRDLY WIRED
98488904WESTERN ORIGINAL
98493158WHO WANTS TO BE NORMAL
98497122WRESTLING CHANGES LIVES
98491532YOU DUMB AS HELL
98491539YOUR SIN. YOUR ISSUE.
98495429ZOO LIFE

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98491164BALL CAP REMIX
98497845CLEANSE
98497659MURAL WALL ART
98496816SANCTIONED
98487583STYLISH SECRETS
98492637VANGOGH ART

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98491546BLAZING NEEDLES
98489826BLISSFULBABE
98492383DESIGN LIVING
98489737MAGIC CARPET KINGDOM
98492637VANGOGH ART

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98497893ARTSY PETS
98496601BABY JAWS
98488899BARFDAY
98492934BROWN TOY BOX
98489324BUSY KITTY
98497980CANDY FROG
98489711DON’T DIE
98495339FREE SHIP DEAL
98494648GRAVITY
98488097JOY SPLASH
98494982KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
98487966LET YOUR CREATIVITY RUN WILD
98496787LONDON BRIDGE
98497102MASTERCLASS
98494294ONE GYM TO RULE THEM ALL
98489165PUCK AROUND
98490743SET PLAY FREE
98496089SILVER ARROWS
98492643TOYMASTER
98489559TRIBE
98492428ZIPPY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98487519SALTY SENIOR

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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