MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: April 21 – April 27, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

985178799 O’CLOCK
98511935A LITTLE JOY, EVERY DAY.
98514877AGELESS SKIN BEGINS WITHIN
98515553ALL IN
98512893ARTISTIC ATHLETE
98513931ASS MAGIC
98514505BARE CUB
98513781BATTLE BALM
98512661BETTER SOAP
98511269BRILLIANT FACE
98512526BUTTER BUNS
98515381EYELASH
98515293EYELASH SERUM
98514590FREEDOM
98517967GENIE
98515624GREEN MASK STICK
98518446HEAD
98519027HIGHLY RATED
98515427LASH SERUM
98515637LIFE WITHOUT LIMITS
98519785LIL’ DUDE
98516241LOOK BEAUTIFUL
98516242LOOKBEAUTIFUL
98517108LSD
98511555MINTED
98511313NO GENDER
98514133PISCES
98521109SAME
98522165SEXY PEOPLE GET ACNE
98513377SHOW DOG
98514965SOAPTASTIC
98521164SOLO SOAP
98518921SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
98515246THE TOP COAT PRESS ON NAILS
98522203WITH TEETH

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98522257ABRACADABRA
98515888BLESS YOUR HEART
98521867EMBER
98511476FUNCANDLE
98511735MAKES PERFECT SCENTS
98511318NO GENDER
98518252SCENTS FOR EVERY VIBE
98519196SIMPLIFIED
98522061WICKCRAFT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98519402A WONDERFUL LIFE
98514838BAD AUNTIE
98520810MODERN WISDOM
98515363MORE MONEY
98518921SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
98521493TARNISHED ANGEL
98512185TRUMP IS THE DAD YOU NEVER HAD!
98522133WE GOD THIS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98514223ANOINTED CROWN
98519475CHILLY KITTY
98520948CUSTOM NAME BRACELETS
98514640FAITH & GOSPEL
98519318MINERALSCAPES
98513111MR. SIR
98511100SAPHIRE USA
98517718SCATHED
98511704THIS IS LOVE
98511702THIS IS US
98522133WE GOD THIS
98522203WITH TEETH
98519254WWJD WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98518713BLAZE
98519284BRILLIANCE
98519475CHILLY KITTY
98517107CORAL
98513705FAITHWORKS4U
98514988FOREVER TO THEE
98517967GENIE
98519711GENTLE CREATURES
98516967HOUSE RIVALS
98511224I WISH I HAD
98520582I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT YOU
98513521KEEP IT LIGHT
98517719MY NERDY TEACHER
98511252NOT ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT
98513754PIN THE TAIL
98520027PRODUCE
98517953ROSE
98512571SERENITY
98521483SHE SAID IT.
98511499SLIPPERS STICKERS
98518779SPARK
98519373STICKERS N DECALS
98516865TEACH AS JESUS TAUGHT!
98512674THE MARRIAGE JOURNAL
98516459TRACK YOUR WINS
98512185TRUMP IS THE DAD YOU NEVER HAD!
98518628UFO
98518570VENOM
98522133WE GOD THIS
98516881ZEN LIFE

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98516494AGAINST ABORTION? … DON’T HAVE ONE!
98512915BEEN THERE DONE IT
98513346BLACK WOMEN ARE TOP TIER
98516160BUDDY BOOTS
98515429CAPE UMBRELLAS
98520886DOGGIE POOP GLOVE BAG
98511980ELDESTDAUGHTER SOCIETY
98514430GRATEFUELNESS
98514498GREATFUELNESS
98513521KEEP IT LIGHT
98511374LOVED BY GOD
98512135MAKE BOXING GREAT AGAIN
98518138PLATYPUS
98517953ROSE
98515839SOPHISTICATED BARBARIAN
98519986SPIRIT IS ETERNAL
98522133WE GOD THIS
98522203WITH TEETH

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98522090BEDROOM-IN-A-BAG
98520007BLUSH
98521863BOOP
98520350FACEPLANT PILLOW
98520738LA-Z-GIRL
98522160LIFEGUARD
98515716MAGNETIC MEMORIES
98521697RAMBLE
98512392ROGUE
98517338SACRED STONES
98521445SIMPLIFIED
98514803SUN BUNNY
98516963SUN SQUAD
98516321SUPER DOG
98512980THE COOLEST BED IN THE WORLD
98516781WHERE IS LOVE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98521583AFFORDABLE GROOMING SHEARS
98520294BOBA PLANT POT
98514766CRITTER CLICKER
98518808DISHMAT
98511980ELDESTDAUGHTER SOCIETY
98514988FOREVER TO THEE
98517967GENIE
98519351GET NAUTI
98514690KITCHEN COLLECTION
98516526MADE BY
98512135MAKE BOXING GREAT AGAIN
98520110PEOPLE OF EARTH
98520069PRODUCE
98517953ROSE
98516963SUN SQUAD
98516664SUPER LAZY SUSAN
98512884THE DRYING TREE
98521200THREE DRINK CLUB
98515458TOASTER S’MORES
98512242TORTURED POET
98514349WIPE YOUR GLASS
98516881ZEN LIFE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98516494AGAINST ABORTION? … DON’T HAVE ONE!
98522090BEDROOM-IN-A-BAG
98521863BOOP
98521620ECO WAVES
98517967GENIE
98519351GET NAUTI
98516967HOUSE RIVALS
98522160LIFEGUARD
98515305LITERALLY
98516193PURE THREADS
98512980THE COOLEST BED IN THE WORLD
98522133WE GOD THIS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

985177991885
9851441224-7 HUSTLE
985136422ND SHOTS MATTER
98513208AIR BOMBER
98517247AIRMESH
98521411ATHLETIC & RICH
98514838BAD AUNTIE
98512083BENEDICT BIDEN
98512966BLACK PEOPLE CAN SWIM
98513346BLACK WOMEN ARE TOP TIER
98518261CAMP CHILL YOURSELF
98513324CANNABIS EMPIRE
98519475CHILLY KITTY
98518486COMFORT OVER DRIP
98514375CRAW DAD BOD
98521773CREATE DREAMS
98521737DON’T FIRST WORLD PROBLEM OUR THIRD WORLD PARADISE
98511980ELDESTDAUGHTER SOCIETY
98511577FAILING TO DO GOOD
98514988FOREVER TO THEE
98518259FREE REPUBLIC OF FLORIDA
98514477FROM NY WITH LOVE
98519351GET NAUTI
98514217GOD’S MOVEMENT
98512081GOLF SUCKS
98514498GREATFUELNESS
98515213HAPPIER THAN EVER
98513694HATER SURVIVOR
98517991I LOVE MY COUGAR GIRLFRIEND
98514949IT’S WORTH THE DRIVE
98517655JUNGLE JUNKIE
98519637KID BROTHER
98522532LEAD WITH YOUR HEART
98522780LESS HONKIN! MORE TONKIN!
98517874LET GO AND LET GOTH
98520266LIFE IS BETTER WITH MY BOYS
98516241LOOK BEAUTIFUL
98516242LOOKBEAUTIFUL
98512578MAGA & TRUMP APPAREL
98512135MAKE BOXING GREAT AGAIN
98522306MAKE FREEDOM GO VIRAL
98514112MAKE HIM GREAT AGAIN
98517836MORE THAN JUST A NUMBER
98520959MY BUDDY UNCONDITIONALLY
98521074MY FOREVERMATE
98518688NOT BACKING DOWN
98513134PAPA PRIME
98517819PLAY YOUR VINYL
98521144RANCH GIRLS
98511987REEL SOUTHERNER
98516864RISE
98517953ROSE
98517467S.O.K.I. – SPENDING OUR KIDS INHERITANCE
98511816SALTFUL
98519341SEE SOME WORLD
98517780SLAY SOBER
98514994SMALL DICK BIG DREAMS
98517221SOY TO THE WORLD
98512463STATUS
98519754STAY SELFISH
98522955STUCK IN FIRST PLACE
98513268SWEET AS
98521986TEFLON DON
98510408THE HAPPY CAT
98513672THE MARK CONSISTS OF STANDARD CHARACTERS, WITHOUT CLAIM TO ANY PARTICULAR FONT STYLE, SIZE, OR COLOR.

Note: I think they put the wrong thing in the wrong place on this one. 😆

98515470THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE OM
98512242TORTURED POET
98512185TRUMP IS THE DAD YOU NEVER HAD!
98515475TRUTH AND JUSTICE LEAGUE
98512719TYPICAL INDIVIDUALS
98521836VEGAS SAYS…
98520057WAVY HAT
98522133WE GOD THIS
98512737WE KNOW … YET WE GO
98515175WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?
98522203WITH TEETH
98512251WITH YOU, FOR YOU
98517443WOKUS POTUS
98520301WORN WITH LOVE
98515546WORTHY BABY
98519254WWJD WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
98522251ZEN HEAD

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98511232ADMIRE
98517283CURLY GIRL
98522875LOVELYGIRL
98520016NEVER FALL
98519982NEVER FALL WIG
98519371SIMPLIFIED
98514519SMART WEFT

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98520815DOGS WELCOME (PEOPLE TOLERATED)
98518410RISK REMOVED
98521623SIMPLIFIED
98520779SPEAK, FRIEND AND ENTER
98520663WELCOME, PEASANTS

Of course, all three that I made bold are from the same applicant. [eyeroll emoji!]

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98513973ANIMAL SPORTS
98519475CHILLY KITTY
98517761DON’T BUY THIS
98522526FAIRWAY
98520275GEESEE
98512081GOLF SUCKS
98511224I WISH I HAD
98515357LIFELIKE PLUSH
98521363OURGASM
98515404REALISTIC PLUSH
98519260SIMPLIFIED
98514803SUN BUNNY
98516963SUN SQUAD
98516579SUPER SUIT
98521613SURF SHARK

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98514414“STAY ELEVATED MY FRIENDS…”
98516494AGAINST ABORTION? … DON’T HAVE ONE!
98514840ETERNAL MONUMENTS
98511165FIND YOUR INNER TRAIL
98515716MAGNETIC MEMORIES
98517338SACRED STONES

 


And a bunch from Beyoncé in multiple classes:

98513108ACT II BEYINCÉ
98513107BEYIINCÉ
98513115BUCKIN’
98513123BUCKIN!
98513102
98513114COWBOY CARTER ACT II
98514197KNTRY RADIO1
98514195LOOK AT THAT HORSE
98513111MR. SIR
98513128RODEO CIRCUS
98514186SMOKE HOUR
98514187SWEET HONEY BUCKIN’
98513131THE SMOKE HOUR

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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