MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: April 14 – April 20, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98507528AFTER GLO SERUM
98500047BABY MOGUL
98507819BE A GRAPE, NOT A RAISIN
98504839BEAUTY MEISTER
98509377BERGAMOT NECTAR
98509387BERRY POP
98499823BLUE SPARKLE
98505617CHROMA COLOUR
98508293CITRUS KISS
98510099COOCHIE WASH – Note: I continue to be delighted that I added this class.
98510066COOCHIE WIPES
98499972COOL CHIC
98509582DEW JUICE
98505845DIRTY LAUNDRY
98503775ENGINEERED LIPIDS
98508247FATALE
98509614FICUS
98502631FLORIDA BABE
98499766FOREVER MOONGLOW
98507230FOUNTAIN OF MILF
98504816FREESTYLE
98506470FUR
98499720HAPPY BABY
98507126LUCY GOOSEY
98500813MAGIC GLOW
98510348MAKEUP FOR SKINCARE FANATICS
98502916NO OFFENSE
98504569NO WHITE CAST
98506908OH SO GOOD!
98509224PARENT TESTED PARENT APPROVED
98509703POO-PELLANT
98506541POWER ODOR FIGHTING
98502366POWERED BY SKIN
98500297PRACTICAL ALCHEMY
98499217PURRFECT POTION
98505289REMINDER
98505765ROOM REFRESH
98508887SALT KISS
98501697TALLOWY
98505170THE ORIGINAL COLOR CHIPS
98499890ULTRA KLEEN
98504635WHATEVER
98509889WOKE PRIVILEGE
98501281WYD BEAUTY
98505629YOU ARE SO LOVED

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98507273HEARTBEAT CANDLE CO.
98505191HOOKAH HABIBI
98504704MARACCO
98508123PITTER PATTER
98502893PIVOTAL MOMENTS
98507612REFINING. REDEFINED.
98505765ROOM REFRESH
98509882SEAMLESS
98509073THE ALCHEMY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98508064CHASE THE ZEN
98509262CREATIVITY FOR ALL
98510071FEEL THE IMPACT
98501265HOT GIRL ROSE
98501261HOT GIRL ROSÉ
98501271HOTTIE OASIS
98510197HOW DID YOU WIN TODAY?
98504287HUGE TV
98505624HUM
98505356IT’S NOT SOCIAL MEDIA, IT’S SOCIAL GRATITUDE
98510034MAIN ELECTRIC SUPPLY
98510047ONE DAY, ONE PLAY, ONE WIN AT A TIME
98510095YOUR DAILY DOSE OF MOMENTUM
98508517YOUR MOMENT

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98504444A BAR OF THEIR OWN
98509111ALL INCLUSIVE +
98508936DAWN & DUSK
98500603EVERY SEASON
98504752FOREVER ENTWINED
98505853HOT DOG SUMMER
98508533LUCKY SUNDAY
98499280MODERN MEMORIALS
98500692THE BRACELET THINGY
98501651WEST COAST CATHOLIC
98509889WOKE PRIVILEGE
98509907WORKOUT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98510425#BEMINDFULATWORK
98505268ALL EMOTIONS ARE OKAY
98503555ARIES Note: finest of the astrological signs. 
98500072CAUGHT REV HANDED
98500774CHILDCARE MOGUL
98500020CHRIST CHEERLEADERS
98499735FINDING JESUS
98508160GIDDY UP
98502577HAPPY BARKDAY
98504815HOPE DEALER.
98506908OH SO GOOD!
98504384OUTWITTING THE DEVIL
98505557RAISED BY SOUTHERN STANDARDS
98504383RECKLESS YOUTH
98505584SCULPTED PAINTINGS
98505314SEED
98507374SEEK HIM FIRST
98500674SPARKLE*KITTY
98507325STICK & DESTROY
98507592THE DANGER TWINS
98510175THOSE WHO DIDN’T
98501900TINY TREES
98501704TRUMPFIANCE
98501542TRUMPFIANT
98502554TRUMPHIANCE
98502804TRUMPHIANT
98502712WET WOMEN
98509889WOKE PRIVILEGE
98502752WRITE IN THE FEELS
98508434YOU’VE BEEN BUCKED

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98508105BEYOND COMPARE
98500565CANOPY
98506848CHASING GOOD TIMES
98508488DASH
98509232EVERYWHERE
98504497HOST
98505853HOT DOG SUMMER
98506905LET ME BE FREE TO LOVE
98508110MADE FOR LIFE
98508114MADE FOR YOU, MADE FOR LIFE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98501683AFTER
98509884AIR
98503091AUTO GLIDE
98508105BEYOND COMPARE
98500300BUBBLY STRAW
98506744CHRISTMAS COUTURE
98501187COMMON OBJECTS
98504095EARTH PATIO
98502292FRESH PRODUCE
98499919GUARDIAN
98508426HERO
98505624HUM
98508110MADE FOR LIFE
98508114MADE FOR YOU, MADE FOR LIFE
98506057MIRACLE MIRROR
98499280MODERN MEMORIALS
98500459MOM GENIUS
98506169MYFUNBABY
98508889NOTTING HILL
98500508PILL CAP
98507376PURE NIGHT
98505765ROOM REFRESH
98507410SOOTHE & SNOOZE LOUNGE BED
98502452SUN TERRACE
98508075TIMELESS TRENDS
98499226WALL HUGGER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

985012963 NAILS 1 CROSS
98501615A SWAB FOR EVERY JOB
98509217ALLSTAR KITCHEN
98509373AUTOMATICCATFEEDER
98508914BE OUR GUEST
98500101BOOK GOBLIN
98509351BOSS PAPER STRAW
98503887CATWATERFOUNTAIN
98502459COFFEE SHARK
98507157COME ON PAPA
98504199COOKWARE+
98502189CURLYLIFE
98505448DRINK ALL DAY, DAY.
98505947EVER TOAST
98508016FIRST CHOICE
98506695FLUFFY
98506516FOR THE JOURNEY
98509994FROSH
98506470FUR
98506692GIRL MOM
98501264GRATITUDE, PASS IT ON
98504687HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE
98504689HAPPY WIFE HAPPY WIFE
98505538JUST A MUG TO SAY
98505822JUST LIDDING
98506905LET ME BE FREE TO LOVE
98506883LIFE IS LIFING
98501617MUSTACHE DAD
98499177OCEAN FLASK
98506908OH SO GOOD!
98501675ONLY EARTH
98499736QUEST
98507142RISE AND GRIND IT’S COFFEE TIME
98505765ROOM REFRESH
98502666SCRUFF DADDY
98508838THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY
98510074THE MUM CREW
98510175THOSE WHO DIDN’T
98508329TOOTLES
98505872TRASH
98501704TRUMPFIANCE
98502554TRUMPHIANCE
98502804TRUMPHIANT
98508841TUFF
98502869WATERSHED

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98508914BE OUR GUEST
98502454CALI RAISED
98505712CHARM VELOUR
98507921CHRIST HEALS
98503799COMFORT ON THE GO, FOR YOUR LITTLE ONE.
98506492CREATION CANVAS
98503004GROW CREATIVE
98509656KIND BAMBOO
98506711LOVELY KIDDOS
98505765ROOM REFRESH
98501900TINY TREES
98507331TRUMPFIANCE
98507261TRUMPFIANT
98507359TRUMPHIANCE
98507742TRUMPHIANT
98506633TRY EVERYTHING
98502869WATERSHED

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

 

98503007ABOVE THE TIMBERLINE
98501750AIN’T NO MAMA LIKE THE ONE I GOT
98504286ALOUD
98505310ALPINE COAST LIFE
98500466ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER PLAY
98504322ARCTIC SNUG
98503555ARIES
98500457BALLENTINE’S DAY
98499311BASE
98505441BE HUMBLE BE KIND
98505917BE LEGENDARY
98508914BE OUR GUEST
98505008BIG GOD ENERGY
98502925BIRTHDAY SUIT
98504793BITCH, I’M ICE CREAM!
98506680BOOK
98500101BOOK GOBLIN
98503298BUBBLE GUM PRINCESS
98502454CALI RAISED
98506848CHASING GOOD TIMES
98499999COOL CHIC
98503645DOLLS BEFORE BALLS
98503648DON’T BE A BACKSTABBER
98507205DON’T CHOKE
98508039DON’T FEED THE FEARS
98503419EVERYBODY’S GOT A GRIPE
98508219FACE CARD
98507292FOR THE LOVE
98501765FREE RADICAL
98504930FRIDAYY
98487473HAMPTONS AF
98504687HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE
98505045HOME IS NOWHERE
98499753HOPEFUL HOPE WE MUST REMAIN HOPEFUL
98504497HOST
98501265HOT GIRL ROSE
98501261HOT GIRL ROSÉ
98501271HOTTIE OASIS
98510197HOW DID YOU WIN TODAY?
98502058HUSTLE SOLD SEPARATELY
98509333INSPIRE FAITH
98502837KILN
98505473KISSING COWBOYS
98505484KISSING COWGIRLS
98506905LET ME BE FREE TO LOVE
98500664LITTLE CADDIE
98508891LITTLE SEX WORKER – Note: groooossssssss.
98503894LOCALS ONLY
98505664LOOK GOOD – FEEL BOLD
98510140MOMMING
98499339NO GIRLS ALLOWED
98504254NO NO, THAT’S ALL.
98502641NO WAY, NO HOW
98510047ONE DAY, ONE PLAY, ONE WIN AT A TIME
98499337ONE EYE BANDIT
98500173OOH MAI GOD
98506287OVERCAME POVERTY
98506518PHILLY PHILLY DAD
98504626PINK CHRIST
98505557RAISED BY SOUTHERN STANDARDS
98509064RELEASE THE POISON
98499804RHYME AND REASON
98500726RHYTHMIC
98507374SEEK HIM FIRST
98499187SO GOD MADE A FARMER
98499188SO GOD MADE A FARMER
98505884STAY PRAYED UP
98510155STITCHES BY WITCHES
98508151TANNED & TIPSY
98499491THAT’S THAT BS
98500588THINK. ACT. GOOD WILL. FOR ALL
98510175THOSE WHO DIDN’T
98501900TINY TREES
98505882TRASH
98501663TRUMPFIANCE
98501509TRUMPFIANT
98502554TRUMPHIANCE
98502804TRUMPHIANT
98508849WHAT’S UP BROTHER
98505320WHISKEY NEAT LIFE A MESS
98509889WOKE PRIVILEGE
98504647YES YES YES

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98509834EVERYTHING NATURAL
98502246MISS PLAID
98499189THIS TOOK FOREVER
98500161WIG ALIVE
98502610WILD STRANDS

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98508914BE OUR GUEST
98503252CHIC & PROUD
98499700CHILLFUZZ
98503850EGO LIFE
98509451OPULENT TOUCH
98505765ROOM REFRESH
98506069RUG CLEANER
98502869WATERSHED
98509889WOKE PRIVILEGE
98499336WOOLYESTER

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98501057ADONIS
98506974BOLD GOLF
98506507BOXER
98506744CHRISTMAS COUTURE
98509993CUTIE CROWNS
98499735FINDING JESUS
98501225FOMO
98503938HAPPY MOM HAPPY KID
98504687HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE
98504689HAPPY WIFE HAPPY WIFE
98505853HOT DOG SUMMER
98502058HUSTLE SOLD SEPARATELY
98504632KEEP AN OPEN MIND
98499339NO GIRLS ALLOWED
98510065ONE GAME TO RULE THEM ALL
98501344SCOUT
98507374SEEK HIM FIRST
98504988SPORT PITCH
98509889WOKE PRIVILEGE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

985047563D GRAPHICS STUDIO
98509878ART AND OBJECTS
98500072CAUGHT REV HANDED
98500602C’MON BRAH. LIVE ALOHA!
98507275DON’T PARK TOO CLOSE I’M CHUNKY
98487473HAMPTONS AF
98507687HOT GIRLS READ BOOKS
98509427ONLY IN KENTUCKY
98507140STOP SCREAMING I’M SCARED TOO
98505009THE BEST THINGS CAN BE DONE
98500588THINK. ACT. GOOD WILL. FOR ALL

Note: The ones I’ve made bold in 040 are all applying to cover “Direct-to-garment printing services; Printing services.”

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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