MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 8 March – 14 March 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99698448A FIERCE LIGHT IN THE DARK
99699541AFTER HOURS
99690793ALL THE JINGLE LADIES
99699185BREATHE IN WHAT YOU LOVE
99697061BREATHE IT IN
99693935BUILD-A-BLEND
99695002CANDLEISM
99695948COASTAL WHISPER
99696575ENCHANTING THE EVERYDAY
99697623EUCALYPTUS SPEARMINT
99700325FAT BOY
99695321MIDNIGHT MARSHMALLOW
99694010MOONLIT SKY & CEDAR SMOKE
99690502OUR JRNY
99693766VANILLOW
99689722WITTY SCENTS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

996959131845
99699653AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN
99691310ARTDROP
99692838BLADE
99690999BLUEPRINT MODEL
99691027BLUEPRINT PARTNER
99693888BRAIN BREAK
99695930CHUBBYCASE
99693876CREATE CURIOSITY
99689561DIGITAL DOODLERS
99690185EVERY CHILD
99691753EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
99698331FROZEN MOMENTS
99696523IT’S YOUR RIDE, YOU DECIDE.
99698575LOVE AND GOALS
99691510MIMIC
99696557PHONE MOUNTS BY DESIGN
99698063STITCHPAL

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99699838A LA LUCK
99696635BEADLOCK
99693389BY WAY OF
99697476CARAT VAULT
99692939COASTAL GRANDDAUGHTER
99693371COSTUME JEWELRY
99690445EVERMORE
99693407JEWEL LAB
99698880NATIVE TREASURE
99694829PEACEFUL DIAMONDS
99693694PIERCE
99700489SACRED SYMBOLS
99695147UNTRUSTED
99699128WOLVES

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

997002491910
99698448A FIERCE LIGHT IN THE DARK
99696707A IS FOR ATLANTA
99691777ADVANCE PAPERBAG
99699653AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN
99700242ANY BOOK ANY LANGUAGE
99689169BADDIES LOVE COFFEE
99691439BOOKS ON THE GO
99689865CHARISMATIC CRITTER CLUB
99689379CHOOSE YOUR CURRENT
99700755COLOR ME HAPPY!
99700518COLOR YOUR MIND
99696010CREATIVE MINDS DON’T COMPLY
99691558CURIOUS AND CLEVER
99692964DADDY’S IN THE DOGHOUSE
99698536DITCH THE DRAMA
99690185EVERY CHILD
99691753EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
99694976FAITH ON THE PAGE
99696979FUNNY STORIES FOR SENIORS
99693922GAY BOY LIFESTYLE
99693381GRATEFUL TREE HUGGER
99697379GROWING BRAVE WITH GOD
99700168I WISH TO SAY
99695786LET GOD GOD
99695527LIKEABLE BADASS
99699058MYSTERY POSTERS
99690804NATIONAL TOXIC WORKPLACE DAY
99689458NOBODY TOLD ME!
99693632ONE IN A MILLION LIMITED EDITION FINE ART PRINTS
99699238PUNCH
99698887PURPOSE AND A PRAYER
99690548REASONS TO BELIEVE
99691521SELFLESS IS FEARLESS
99698549STOP JUDGING, START HELPING
99701022SWEET 16
99691150TRUECOLOR
99692031UNAPOLOGETICALLY CROWNED
99696313VISIONARY JOURNEYS
99695559WITH MY LOVE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99699653AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN
99689678ALL MY SAUCE
99693389BY WAY OF
99690384CANINE CANTEEN
99692997CHEW POPS
99698471COOK WITH CONFIDENCE
99692471DISH ISLAND
99697745EAT PRETTY FOOD
99701212EVERY HOME
99697599FREE PEOPLE READ FREELY
99693922GAY BOY LIFESTYLE
99690921GETTING NAUTI
99699095GOD SPIRITS
99695112GOOD LOAF
99700946HAVE AN ICE DAY
99689835HIGH CHAIR HERO
99699152LEGACY CAST IRON COOKWARE
99695778LET GOD GOD
99696351MERRY MOMENTS
99698659MICROWAVEGUARD
99694479MUNDANE LIFE
99692024MY LITTLE POTTY
99693724PASSPORT
99690690RESPECT THE CLIMB
99701424SLURP CUP

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

996959131845
997002491910
99689527A TRIBE CALLED BLESSED
99699653AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN
99695784ALL STAR MOMS
99697551ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT
99700582BACKYARD BOSS
99689169BADDIES LOVE COFFEE
99695576BANANA BREAD BADDIE
99696125BASS MAGNET
99699190BE A FORCE OF NATURE
99691735BE BOLD. BE YOU.
99698684BE THE GREATEST
99698695BLAME BASEBALL
99698718BLAME BASKETBALL
99698800BLAME FOOTBALL
99698736BLAME GOLF
99692939COASTAL GRANDDAUGHTER
99698847DAD BRAND
99693059DIRT BROS
99690338DNA BASEBALL
99696448DON’T BE FAKE BE GENUINE
99698749ENJOY THE PACE
99698900ENJOY YOUR PACE
99689935EVERYONE IS GROWN UNTIL IT’S TIME TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
99691753EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
99695950FAITH FROM HEAVEN
99697823FAITHING IT OUT
99702224FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF
99694651FEEL THE ROAR
99701298FISHIN’ THE COAST
99701992FORGED BY FAITH
99698450FUCK THIS AND THAT
99692149GAY BOY LIFESTYLE
99696385GIRLS LOVE DRUMMERS
99695943GOD & MOMMAS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD
99699881GOD CANNOT LIE
99695315GOD IS WHY
99702080GULL LIFE
99697671HAPPY LIFE
99693050HAPPY LITTLE TREES
99690361HOW LUCKY ARE WE
99701986I LOVE YOU…..JUST BECAUSE, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.
99694099IN US WE TRUST
99696485IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN
99698997IT’S THE RACE NOT THE PACE
99695309JESUS IS MY SUGAR DADDY
99696178LENGTH & GIRTH
99695763LET GOD GOD
99697588LETSFUCKINGO
99700507LIFE COULD BE BETTER
99689901LIFE IS FULL OF BAD DECISIONS AND POUR CHOICES
99693970LIFE ROCKS
99697309LIFE SUCKS BETTER SOBER
99695490LOVE420
99701256MADE FOR AMERICA
99698963MADE FOR US
99691633MAKE AMERICA EVERYWHERE
99701562MAKE AMERICA FUK AGAIN
99689778MAKE COLLEGE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN
99690520MAKE FOOD NOT WAR
99697512MAKE PEACE WITH LIFE
99694362MIAMI GIRLS CLUB
99694479MUNDANE LIFE
99699609NOT DEAD YET
99693884NOT FROM THIS PLANET
99690913PALENTINE’S DAY
99701782PATTY MY BUN PLEASE
99695138POR SIEMPRE
99699169PRAY HUSTLE SLAY
99600907PRAYS LIKE A MOTHER
99702086PROOFING DOUGH
99690501PROPERTY OF GOD
99697753RISE AND SLIME
99697942ROLLED OATS
99696540SINGLE DADS CLUB
99691101SOUTHERN BUT SAVAGE
99698784SOUTHERN CHARM
99698553STORY BY
99702247SWINGERS CLUB
99701503THIS IS THE BEGINNING
99696524TIRED GANG
99698110TREAT DEALER
99689641VINTAGE CHRIST
99689222VOID THE WARRANTY
99695011WE PROSPER.
99694255WEAR THE TIN FOIL
99699281WHAT MAKES YOU CONFIDENT?
99695266WRECKIN CREW
99701781YOU’RE THE BUN THAT I WANT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

996928287 NIGHTS AT THE MANGER
99699653AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN
99696635BEADLOCK
99699495BIG NOGGIN
99690909CHIBI CREW
99691060CHIBIVERSE
99692444CODEBLOCKS
99689926HEART NOSE BEAR
99699233JUST BIRTHDAYS
99698730KITTY COWGIRL
99694865NIGHTMARE SPRAY
99690550POCKET KEYS
99697753RISE AND SLIME
99701090SQUISH-O-WEEN
99701479STICKSTERS
99691864THE MINI AXE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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