MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 7 June – 13 June 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99870797AURA À LA MODE
99876516CASA AROMA
99870859CILANTRO LIME RICE
99870175IGNITE WITH INTENTION (IWI)
99880032PALM STUDIO
99874421PLANTS MAKE SCENTS
99871022SCENTIQ
99882669SCENTSORY
99869815SUN-BLEACHED SANDALWOOD
99879358VERYHIPPY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99878507AIM
99881203BE AWARE OF WHAT TO WEAR
99878635BRISBANE
99881370CHOOSE THE SURE THING
99869982COPYTHIEF
99871738ELDEST DAUGHTER
99874725KEEPER
99879474KEY ESSENTIALS
99882975MOUNTINGART
99869871MY LIL ANGEL
99881556PARANOID
99878146PARKING NERD
99876790SANE GIRL
99882070SMALL CIRCLE
99878557SUNK
99878049THE SONGWRITER’S NOTEBOOK
99873210TOOTHFAIRY
99873251TOOTHFAIRY WAND
99876471VANTAGE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99882618A-SIDE
99875538BEAD JACKET
99877315BRING THE LOVE
99870264BUMPY HEART
99879245COCKTAIL MEDALLIONS
99880879DEARBEADS
99873378DREAM IT. DO IT.
99874327DROPS OF GOLD
99864345FIVE WAYS
99871156JEWELRY     – Seriously???
99881299JEWELRY YOU CAN LIVE IN
99870117MAGNICLASP ADAPTERS
99870148MAGNICLASP CONNECTABLES
99879341OH CHERI CHERI
99873250OHIO PRECIOUS METALS
99869929PINKEE SWEAR
99869658PRIME MERIDIAN
99878767SAINTED
99879209SPACE INVADERS      – Applicant: Taito Corp. You weren’t using this anyway, right?
99876914STANDARD
99873929THE JEWELRY WITCH
99875733VALOR

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99872064ABILITY LEADERSHIP PROGRAM
99873294ALTITUDE
99882149ANTI AVERAGE
99875010AS YOU BLOOM
99870227BRAVE LITTLE BRATS
99880604BRAVE LITTLE HEARTS
99877315BRING THE LOVE
99876763CAPTIVE
99869830CLEAN WRAP
99869554DEVOTED
99876271EVERY CHILD SHOULD BE GIVEN A CHANCE TO READ AND BE READ TO!
99882943FARTOLOGIST
99882918FARTOLOGY
99875585FAST KIDS CLUB
99881778GENERAL LEARNING
99882688GIRLFRIEND I’M SAVED
99876222GOOD ESPRESSO
99878045GOT FUN?
99876472HANG TEN
99875801HIGHLIGHT THE WORD
99882062KNIT SNAIL MAIL CLUB
99874203LATELY
99882554LIFE WELL MADE
99869871MY LIL ANGEL
99878146PARKING NERD
99876275PEEL VIBES
99869814SCHMOOPIES
99872892STUDENT OF THE GAME
99882138TEN DIVORCE COMMANDMENTS
99882715THE OLYMPIAN MINDSET
99879651THIS IS WHO I AM NOW
99876068TINY
99875750YOUR SOUL MATTERS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99882485A TRABAJAR
99877921BEAUTY
99874482BUT 1ST NAILS
99876516CASA AROMA
99882859CLINK
99881906COVER THAT UP
99873271CURIOUS & INSPIRED
99870708DESERVED
99880593FARM CHORES
99870035FEELS GOOD TO BE GROUNDED
99876472HANG TEN
99871072HOORAYLIFE
99879662IDEAL DOUBLE BOOT JACK
99876459IDENTICUPS
99874057LOVENURSINGSTUDENTS
99881812MANUAL HARDWARE
99882023MINUTEMUG
99876020MODERN DENTAL BOX
99876521NEVER FORGET THE DIFFERENCE YOU MAKE
99878146PARKING NERD
99882545PETAL
99882993PRACTICAL HERO
99873251TOOTHFAIRY WAND
99873046VOTE LIKE BLACK WOMEN
99870924WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRIERS, WE CAVE TO THEM.

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99882485A TRABAJAR
99874171AMERICAN REICH
99878017AND I’M GONE
99876629BACK TO BACK BIRDIES
99878076BAKED POTATOES
99873583BE HAPPY, BE HEALTHY, BE WHOLE ….BE YOU!
99873203BE YOUR GREATEST
99880221BEACH HIPPY
99877528BIG CHEF GUY
99873328BIG DINK SWINGN
99877541BIG OUTDOOR GUY
99871155BLISSFULLY BOOKISH
99871122BOOK BADDIES BOOK CLUB
99874637BOYS LIE MEN DO NOT
99873658BOYS LIE MEN DON’T
99870227BRAVE LITTLE BRATS
99878034BUNNY RABBIT
99874394CALL ME YOURS
99870697COMMON HERO
99872571COUNTRY BOYS CLUB
99872621COUNTRY GIRLS CLUB
99879103CREATE YOUR OWN COOL
99879177CREATE YOUR OWN F*CKING COOL
99873271CURIOUS & INSPIRED
99879062DAD ALL CAPS
99877027DEAREST
99875050DON’T BE A CHOOCH
99873680DON’T TREAD ON WE THE PEOPLE
99880232DON’T HATE THE TIDE ROLL WITH US
99880153DUST
99878980FAITH GEAR
99875585FAST KIDS CLUB
99870035FEELS GOOD TO BE GROUNDED
99876529FKN SOBER
99874393FLAMINGLE
99872257FOCUS BITCH
99869948FOLDED LINEN
99876268GET YOUR NUT ON
99879320GHETTO GIRLS READ
99870084GIRL GENIUS
99874793GIRLISH
99871432GOOD WIFE
99878045GOT FUN?
99878239HER PHONE DIDNT DIE
99875923HOLD ‘EM
99875268I AM THE NEW WORLD
99875230I AM THE NEW WORLD ORDER
99874516I FELT THAT, I TRULY FELT THAT
99870032IF YOU AREN’T ANTI-FASCIST, THEN WHAT ARE YOU?
99881537IT’S A SHORE LIFE
99879903JESUS & JOY
99880302JESUS IS MY PRAYORITY
99876462KIWI GIRL
99876074L.G.L.G  LET GO LET GOD
99880836LET EM COOK
99883015LET US RUN
99882915LIFE IS BIGGER THAN THE GAME
99870255LIFE IS… (WHATEVER YOU MAKE IT). THE WORDING LIFE IS… IS PLACED ON GOODS SUCH AS T-SHIRTS AND JACKETS BUT NOT INCLUDE TO JUST THOSE GOODS WITH AN IMAGE OF WHAT LIFE IS TO THE INDIVIDUAL. AN EXAMPLE WOULD BE THE SLOGAN ON THE FRONT OF A T-SHIRT AND ON TOP OF TWO DICE THE SLOGAN “LIFE IS…” AND ON THE BACK OF THE T-SHIRT AN IMAGE AND WORDING SUCH AS “A GAMBLE”. THE “LIFE IS…” SLOGAN ENCOMPASSES ALL THINGS PEOPLE ENJOY AND A PASSIONATE ABOUT. ANOTHER SLOGAN EXAMPLE IS “LIFE IS… ” ON THE FRONT AND ON THE BACK WORDING LIKE “BETTER WITH COFFEE” OR “BETTER WITH WINE”. THE LIFE IS… SLOGAN COVERS HOBBIES, CAREERS, MOTIVATORS AND THINGS A PERSON ENJOYS.
– So it looks like this one is including a description along with the mark, because they don’t know what the heck they’re doing.
99874352LIFE’S A SH*T SANDWICH, TAKE A BITE!
99873759MAHJONG SOCIAL CLUB
99875747MATRIARCH ENERGY
99869871MY LIL ANGEL
99874832MY NIGGA
99878795MY ZEN LIFE
99882177NAMELESS
99876589NASTY ATTITUDE
99874765NIGGA
99871501NORMALIZE LIKING YOUR HUSBAND.
99877982NSNA(NEVER SAY THE N-WORD AGAIN)
99877180PACE CLUB
99878146PARKING NERD
99877001PARTY MOUTH
99872179POPE
99870554PRETTY BUT I PULL
99872540PROFESSIONAL ENTHUSIAST
99877706RAISED PRETTY
99878923RESPECT THE GAME
99874907SALTY L°ATTITUDE
99869935SANCTIFIED LIFE
99873382SHAKA MAMA
99873389SHAKA MAMAS
99872423SHOOTERS SHOOT
99882070SMALL CIRCLE
99878219SMUG SOCKS
99877634SO PAR SO GOOD
99882060SOCCER STYLE
99873781STAY HUMBLE AND DO YOU
99879981STAY OBSESSED
99877576STILL RAW
99872906STUDENT OF THE GAME
99873386SURF VIBES
99877131TIKI GIRL
99880625TINY DOG MAFIA
99876084TIRED BUT WIRED
99874541TOO EASY
99872075TRAIL TRASH
99880923UNIQUE UNDERWEAR
99879358VERYHIPPY
99873046VOTE LIKE BLACK WOMEN
99879978WE ARE MESSY CHRISTIANS
99870924WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRIERS, WE CAVE TO THEM.
99878142WORST STATE EVER
99880468YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99862817BOOKBINDERY
99870581CHILDHOOD BASICS
99876966DOLL HAUS
99870653FUZZY WUZZY
99882291ITTY BITTY BEANIE
99876814LEARNING THAT CLICKS
99874338LOVE NOTES
99868821LOVE YOU AXOLOTL
99869871MY LIL ANGEL
99882111NAUGHTY NAUGHTY PETS
99878080PLUSHCRAFT
99867352POSITIVE BEE
99877850POSITIVE FOOTBAG
99869727POSITIVE S’MORE
99879899SLIME ART
99877339SQUISHY NUGGIES
99874083STORY DOUGH

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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