MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 5 July – 11 July 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99930568ARCAINE MOON
99924897CANDLEWIC
99934145FEWER. BETTER.
99928734HOPE
99928677HOPE NIGHT
99928545LET IT BURN
99930699LITSY
99927898PINK KEY
99924827SPELLWORK
99928260SUGAR LIT
99928556SWEET RIOT
99915313THE CANDLE MARKET
99931454THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99929083#SOCIALMEDIAART
99929128AIRFLOW
99931303AN EYE FOR IT
99930951AURA
99925673BEST WAY TO CATCH BAD GUYS IS RED HANDED
99924230CARDBOARD WEAPONS
99924534CONSTRICTOR
99925713DON’T JUST SCARE THEM AWAY, PUT THEM AWAY
99923668EVERYSCREEN
99927246FARING
99923617JUST SAY IT
99925902LOOT
99926409PETROSEXUAL
99924518PROTECTION THAT PUTS YOU FIRST

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99930568ARCAINE MOON
99930894BATTLE RIFLE
99926926CALIFORNIA GIRLS
99925900COMFORT FOR LIFE
99927624CULTURECLUB
99926117DEFENDER OF THE ARTS
99934079FEWER. BETTER.
99933820FUN FLOWER
99929026GOD’S PRECIOUS ROCK
99928425GOOD FAITH
99929359HELLO CARAT
99927385INNER BEAN
99933319JUST BE
99928046JUST BE…
99931106JUSTBE
99928513MERIDIAN STONES
99925830MINERALESCENT
99926409PETROSEXUAL
99925841STONE RIOT
99931688WANDER ROAD FOR WHEREVER YOUR STYLE MAY WANDER
99930765WWJN WALK WITH JESUS NOW

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99924177ART CAFE
99922317BANGER BINDER
99926076BORING WINS
99926339BRAVE GIRL DIARIES
99926926CALIFORNIA GIRLS
99924230CARDBOARD WEAPONS
99928241CELESTIAL TAROT
99923271CHOOSE AMERICA
99926700COLORWORLD
99928819CREEPY CRAWLERS
99925912CURATOR OF COMICS
99926835DO SH*T YOU LOVE
99930722EVERY MOMENT
99934073EVERYDAILY
99930071EVERYONE BELONGS IN THE GAME
99933354GRAPHICS ADDICTION
99929217GREAT LAKES COWGIRL
99922739HUSTLE IS NOT A STRATEGY
99922250I AM SENT FOR A PURPOSE
99929495I SEE YOU, I GET YOU, I GOT YOU.
99932653IDEA
99922476IF YOU JUST LOOK FOR IT
99922267IT’S LOVING TIME
99927704JOURNI ART
99925840LET’S TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER!
99923558LOST MY HAPPY
99929935NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
99926806NO LUCK ALL WORK
99934402ONE PEN AT A TIME
99931348PAGE & PATH
99928880PAPER & PURPOSE
99926409PETROSEXUAL
99933594POCKET PALETTE
99930042POSTAGE COLLAGE
99932394PRETTY AS A PICTURE, BUT NOT EMPTY AS A FRAME
99926914QUIVER PEN HOLDER
99923552READING HABITS
99934084REIMAGINING GRIEF
99926915RICHBOSS
99926815STAY ANCHORED
99927116STORY SHELF
99924386TINY LITTLE CARDS
99922369VOCABULARY BUDDY
99924063WELL BROKEN
99929279WILD & ROOTED
99933389WONDERS UNVEILED

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99932355BAKEEASY
99923287BASIC BITCH DOIN EPIC SHIT
99929141BREW TEA CO
99932468CAMP GIRLS SOCIAL
99931231CHARISMA
99925900COMFORT FOR LIFE
99930725CURL UP
99927115DIDN’T HE DO ENOUGH
99928054EYE CANDY
99934266FAITH ALWAYS INSPIRES THE HEART
99930087FUCK THIS SHIT
99933183GO KIDS
99930860HAIRCARE IS A RITUAL
99927169HAPPY BROOM
99932654IDEA
99933971IVF
99929564MICROREADY
99932255POOLPALS
99925790POP UP WRKOUT
99933349REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS
99930476SHOWER SMARTER
99930738SHOWERSMART
99927135WHAT IF MOVEMENT
99922905YOU HAVE IT

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

999295651942
99934447A GIRL WALKED INTO A BAR
99926211A VARSITY SPORT BRAND
99930135AI ISN’T REAL
99923822ALT + F4
99933263AMERICA IS RIGGED
99932440AMERICA’S SWEETHEART
99923288AMERICA’S TEAM     – Applicant is the Dallas Cowboys.
99923287BASIC BITCH DOIN EPIC SHIT
99922422BASKETBALL IS MY THERAPY
99928458BASS LEGEND
99929326BEDTIME
99929904CATCH ME OUTSIDE
99931135CHEERLEADING UNITES THE WORLD
99931618COACH’S OFFICE
99925900COMFORT FOR LIFE
99923827COMMAND ALT + F4
99931341COUNTRY CLUB REDNECK
99922730DEI DEFINITELY EARNED IT
99926835DO SH*T YOU LOVE
99932429DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS     – Looks like we have a new company, Katydid Collections, trying to register ornamental phrases on the front of hats. Also see this week: AMERICA’S SWEETHEART, I’M NICER WHEN I’M TAN, and PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME I’M FROM THE 1900S.
99896282DUDE MAGNET
99926173EAT, DRINK, BE SOCIAL
99927304FINALLY FAMOUS
99922461FREE KICK OR DIE
99924990FREEBALL
99930067GET SCREENED!
99928425GOOD FAITH
99927878GOOD THANK GOD
99930242GOOFY ONESIE
99929217GREAT LAKES COWGIRL
99930896HAPPY & STONED
99929033HEALED.
99929495I SEE YOU, I GET YOU, I GOT YOU.
99933520ICE CREAM MAN
99932374I’M NICER WHEN I’M TAN
99925787I’M THE LUCKIEST
99933319JUST BE
99928046JUST BE…
99931106JUSTBE
99932537LET GOD DO GOD
99927014LIL BOUJEE
99924023LIL CACTUS
99932756LIVE FAST STAY PRETTY
99929717LIVE LOVE DOGS
99931046LOVE JESUS HUNT TURKEYS
99934538MALE PATTERN AGGRESSION
99931062MILITARY TEE
99926463NATIVE EARTHLING
99923901NEIGHBORHOOD TRENDSETTER
99924203NEW YRK
99926806NO LUCK ALL WORK
99926409PETROSEXUAL
99932410PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME I’M FROM THE 1900S
99932394PRETTY AS A PICTURE, BUT NOT EMPTY AS A FRAME
99923294PURE PATRIOTISM
99926596PUSSY BALLS
99923061PUTT UP OR SHUT UP
99933349REAL MEN CHANGE DIAPERS
99926027REVERIE
99926915RICHBOSS
99928205SHEPHERDS NOT SHEEP
99931161SHUT THE FOOK UP
99929590SHUT UP AND SKATE
99928800SONNY ANGEL
99931620SQUAT LIKE A BISH
99929482STATE PROPERTY
99926815STAY ANCHORED
99929116STEALTH MODE
99925463SUN SALT & SEA
99927196THANKS JESUS
99928632THE  ULTIMATE COURT SOCK
99928668THE ULTIMATE HIKE SOCK
99928550THE ULTIMATE RUNNING SOCK
99928650THE ULTIMATE SKI SOCK
99928617THE ULTIMATE WOOL SOCK
99932985TROPHY WIFE
99925070TYPICAL DUDES
99931272WEEKDAY WARRIOR
99924918WHEN YOU’RE RIGHT, YOU FIGHT
99929709WHERE’S THE WEED?

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99926211A VARSITY SPORT BRAND
99923822ALT + F4
99926277BAO BUDDIES
99924805BATTLE STRIKE
99928492BEAR IN UNDERWEAR
99934009BOBBOKI FRIENDS
99923827COMMAND ALT + F4
99925836CREATURE TEACHERS
99933287EMOTIONAL PENGUIN
99924787FIGHT MITES
99924221FLOURISH
99933183GO KIDS
99930370HOW BIG?
99922616HYDRATION HUGGERS
99933266I FLIPPIN LOVE YOU!
99928075JOY BUDDY
99922799MERRY GRIZZ-MAS
99930176MY MINI
99923304SANTA MANTLE METER
99931780SNUGGLE ME
99933126SQUISHIE KING
99931987THE WORLD’S SOFTEST FABRIC
99931985THE WORLD’S SOFTEST SQUISH
99932092TINY PENGUIN
99932110WE ARE SOULMATES FOREVER
99932107WHEN PENGUINS FIND THEIR MATE,THEY STAY WITH EACH OTHER FOR LIFE.
99927571WISH PAPER
99932086YOU’RE MY PENGUIN!

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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