MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 5 April – 11 April 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99756029BRAZILIAN WAVES
99749147DESIGN ACCENTS
99755790HIS ESSENCE
99751120IMPORTED MAHOGANY
99746404LINE DRY
99751099MAHOGANY COCONUT
99754948MOTHER     – Applicant (Mother LLC) already owns this in 025; now they’re going after several other classes. 
99747881QUIET QUARTERS
99752523THE ART OF AGING BEAUTIFULLY
99751014VANILLA LUX
99747523WILD THEORY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99750143AI DANCE
99746468AS A FLAME
99754561BECAUSE LOVE DOESN’T END WHEN LIFE DOES
99754774CLONE
99749093CLUB
99751470GAMEFACE
99749169INNER CIRCLE
99752224MUSTARD SEED MAGNETS. SMALL MAGNETS BIG MEANING. CUSTOM PHOTO MAGNETS     – Included because I see a lot of applications like this: the brand name, then a tagline or slogan or two, all grouped into one application. If they get this registered, it’s for the full phrase. They can’t just break out “custom photo magnets” as a separate thing to go after. (But they’ll probably try!)
99746331SAID WELL
99754460THINK
99754488THINK AI
99754606YOUR VOICE. YOUR LEGACY.

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99745745ARCTIC TIMEPIECES
99751976AUSTINTATIOUS
99753833BUCKLE-DOWN
99757689COPPER ESSENTIALS
99747675DON’T KILL ME!
99752386FANCYME
99750531GEMWISH
99751189KARMA AND LUCK
99754944MOTHER
99755869NO DARKNESS
99749360PAIN IS NECESSARY FOR EVOLUTION
99756006PICK PERFECT
99756383PRETTY RESPONSIBLE
99756834REAL SPARKLE
99753389REFUSE HATE
99756487SACRED GENERATIONS
99753701STRONG AS A MOTHER     – Applicant (Mother Hats LLC) already owns this in 025; now they’re going after several other classes. 
99747658TIME ALLOWED
99754761TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR SMILE
99751935YOSEMITE STACKING RINGS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9975726716-BIT
99751875ALL LEGENDS START SMALL
99749864ALONG WITH YOU
99748185AMAZING KIDS
99753803BABY’S FIRST MOMENTS
99750104BACKSEAT DRIVERS
99746980BAKED GOODS
99755372BEYOND NORMAL
99746772BOOK CRUSH
99746846BOUGIE BABY
99757670BRAINROT
99745667BRIDLE PARTY
99757147CARING IS COOL
99746977CHOOSING PEACE
99752023CLIMATE TECH MAP
99746994COLLAGE BUFFET
99750862CREATED WITH LOVE
99746071DELULU DECALS
99753475DIRT BAG
99746107DRINK SMART DRINK SAFE
99757389DRUGS ARE TRASH!
99746076FAITH ROOTED
99752090FALLOUT SHELTER
99756991GOLDEN TREASURES
99753691HER PURPOSE HER POWER
99746770IMAGINE AND DAYDREAM
99749169INNER CIRCLE
99751939LEADING LADIES
99755689LIL FATTIES CLUB
99747336LOST LETTERS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
99747406LOST RECIPES OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
99754483LOTS OF VOLUNTARY EMOTIONS
99754357LOVE SOMEONE WITH
99746055MASTER YOUR SUPERPOWERS
99752140MONEY GROWS ON TREES
99748475MY DAILY MAGIC BOOK
99750078MY PATH, MY HOUR
99755722NOT AMERICAN BORN BUT AMERICAN MADE
99755202SANTA STONES
99755151SELF MADE
99745363SESSION CARDS
99753518SIMPLY READABLE CHILDREN’S BOOKS FOR BEGINNERS
99756203SNAPSHOTS & SCRIBBLINGS
99746956TAKE YOUR SEAT
99750191TEAM WANKER
99752357THE COSMIC CALENDAR
99745705THE LOVERS TAROT
99753605THE MARRIAGE CLUB
99756360THE PATH TO HAPPINESS
99746688TRACE-BY-GROOVE
99746686TRACE-BY-LETTER
99746694TRACE-BY-LINE
99746683TRACE-TO-DOODLE
99757057TRAVEL KEEPER
99749753TRUST GOD. CHOOSE YOURSELF.
99746254WE’RE NOT OK HONESTLY
99745814WORKING CLASS WEALTH CLUB
99746773WRITING APPRENTICESHIP
99756898YOUR LETTERS. YOUR WAY.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99756695A. PIE
99751976AUSTINTATIOUS
99747497BEAM
99751159BIRDY JUICE
99746850BOUGIE BABY
99755317BREAD BELL
99749093CLUB
99747543COFFEE FOR CHRIST
99757774CONDIMENT CLAW
99757689COPPER ESSENTIALS
99749147DESIGN ACCENTS
99747136DREAMS OF FREEDOM
99749105EVERY DAY LITTLE THINGS
99756405EVERYDAY MAGIC
99753987HELLO PUP
99753522I BELIEVE IN WORK, HARD WORK
99754080I HATE EVERYTHING
99750852IS HE DEAD YET
99756313LITTLE LOAF PANTRY
99748946LIVING THE HEIGHTS LIFE
99754959MOTHER
99751970MOURNING COFFEE
99752638MY HAPPY CAN
99751729NATURE NERDS
99747534POP-IN
99755703POSTURE
99757161SCRUB BABY
99754508SILO
99753701STRONG AS A MOTHER
99754537TANGLES B. GONE
99755203TOASTER BUDDY
99748060TUSK
99753526WORK, HARD WORK

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

997469961883
99753610#NOFUCHSGIVEN
99752615ADRENALINE JUNKIE
99757586AGATHA CHRISTIE
99746311ALONE TOGETHER
99754625ALWAYS WORKING
99751370AMERICAN BUILT
99754546ATHLETES ARE WOMEN
99757037ATTITUDE OVER EVERYTHING
99749856B.U.I.L.T. D1FF3R3NT
99750338BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED
99624562BEEN BETTER, BUT BLESSED
99750047BIG DISH ENERGY
99754545BIRDY
99746772BOOK CRUSH
99746854BOUGIE BABY
99755986BRING THE HEAT
99757147CARING IS COOL
99745781CENTER OF THE COLLEGE BASKETBALL UNIVERSE
99745768CENTER OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL UNIVERSE
99755663CENTER OF THE SPORTS UNIVERSE
99747696CHUNKY NUGGY
99745585CLAWS OUT
99746630CLUB SODA
99747543COFFEE FOR CHRIST
99640669COLOUR
99756263CONSTRUCTION DEPARTMENT
99753404COUNTRY QUEEN
99749333CRAWFISH FREAK
99747619CUTE N TINY
99749572DIRTY BOOTS
99753658DOGS > PEOPLE
99757389DRUGS ARE TRASH!
99750462DUCK SLUT
99752154ENCOUNTER THE HOLY SPIRIT
99752625ENGINEERED FOR THE GRIND
99750915FAITH & GRIT
99752094FALLOUT SHELTER
99752168FRIEND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT
99757504G.O.O.D.
99753194GET UP EARLIER
99754857GIRLS KNOW BALL
99745718GIVING BACK IS FUN!
99757622GOOD DAY
99746689GOOD INFLUENCE
99756397GULF COAST COWBOY
99752223HAPPILY RE-SINGLED
99752576HAPPY WHERE I AM
99755851HE LIVES
99748241HE LIVES
99749203HOT SHOTS
99753522I BELIEVE IN WORK, HARD WORK
99747416I GOT LAKE’D
99754080I HATE EVERYTHING
99757603I’LL BE DADDY, YOU CAN STAY DAD
99751220IM FUCKIN DOIN IT
99753837I’M NOT DONE
99747982IM NOT MY ANCESTORS
99750852IS HE DEAD YET
99753259IT COST TO LIVE LIKE THIS
99747183IT’S A HAT ON A HAT
99752372JUMP MORE BITCH LESS
99748824KEEP DRIVING
99753358LA PIECE OF SHIT
99757138LIKE A GIRL CLUB
99755689LIL FATTIES CLUB
99746404LINE DRY
99754483LOTS OF VOLUNTARY EMOTIONS
99753653MADE FOR THIS
99757482MADE IN GOD
99750322MAGA MEAN ANGRY GRUMPY AMERICANS
99746284MAKE AMERICANS GREAT AGAIN
99754573MAKE GOD PROUD
99755254MAKE MEN MEN AGAIN
99750188MAKE POLITICS BORING AGAIN
99756716MAN SANDALS
99749867MERRY SISTER
99751214MORE SALT.
99754950MOTHER
99751970MOURNING COFFEE
99757632NEW JESUS FISH
99755722NOT AMERICAN BORN BUT AMERICAN MADE
99752148NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
99755244OI PAPI
99751580RAISING ROMANS
99755471RECLAIM SUNDAY
99754293REEL GOALS
99751643REEL HAMMERED
99746897RICH CHRISTIAN
99745674SEEDS
99755151SELF MADE
99747949SHO’NUFF
99753390SLAYING DEMONS
99745342SODA ADDICT
99747584STAR SPANGLED AF
99757499STRONGER THAN EVER
99756513TEAMHATER
99745686THE CENTER OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL UNIVERSE
99745442TRADWIFE MATERIAL
99749753TRUST GOD. CHOOSE YOURSELF.
99750946WHERE SIP HAPPENS!
99754736WOMEN KNOW BALL
99746698WOMEN OF ALL RACES DESERVE RESPECT
99753526WORK, HARD WORK
99757648WORKOUT ARTIST
99750656YES & YES
99750635YES AND YES
99749354YOU HAVE SURVIVED 100% OF YOUR WORST DAYS!

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99757586AGATHA CHRISTIE
99749125BABY BORN REBORN
99746859BOUGIE BABY
99751503BRICKBATTALION
99751499BRICKWAR
99749353CALM CATERPILLAR
99747133CRAZY FUN
99746290CREATE-A-LIGHT
99749147DESIGN ACCENTS
99750203DETECTIVE PICKLE
99748035EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
99752098FALLOUT SHELTER
99753750FAN FAVORITES
99746228HAPPY PIECE
99753533I AM SMART, KIND & CUTE.
99755689LIL FATTIES CLUB
99750265MINI PET SHOP
99746838MISTER ALPHABET
99754215ORANGE MONKEY
99755202SANTA STONES
99749332TECH MECH BEARS
99753338THE ONLY TOY THAT KNOWS THE WAY HOME
99749082TINY FOUNDRY
99757727UNRAVELED

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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