MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 3 May – 9 May 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99809675A HEALTHIER HOME BEGINS HERE
99804704ABSOLUTELY HEAVEN
99803181COUNTRY HOME COLLECTION
99803924FORM & FLAME
99810824FULLY BOOKED
99809654INGREDIENTS MATTER
99812395OPEN HOUSE
99801875SCENT N BUBBLE
99810301SINCERELY,
99809809UNKNOWN
99808493WE BELONG

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

998022914D MAMMOGRAPHY
99808621BEING WITH
99807375BROKEN BUT UNBREAKABLE
99809044DEATH TO LOVE
99807626KINDNESS IS COOL
99803740LIVE STREAMER
99811949MARINA GIRLS
99804035PAD
99811315PISSED-OFF CLOWN
99803834RHYME
99808719ZEALOT

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99803721AMERICAN COIN REGISTRY
99811853BEACON
99803551BUNNY KNOT
99809201BUT DO THEY SOUND GOOD LIVE?
99806801CHRISTIAN ART WORKSHOP
99807494CLASSIC INDUSTRIES
99806126FAITH FIGHT FREEDOM
99809703FRESHWATER
99811270GODLUCK
99802859GODTAGS
99812366HEARING EARRING
99811949MARINA GIRLS
99812541MOTHERHOOD MEMENTOS
99809539MY SLINGSHOT ERA
99810676OH MY LANTA
99812395OPEN HOUSE
99810334PERCHED SETTING
99809215PINES
99803091SOME ARE BORN TO FOLLOW, YOU ARE BORN TO DARE
99802545SUNFLOWERS FOREVER
99802229THE GEM BAG
99811848WAR MINERALS
99802999YOU DREAM IT, WE MAKE IT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99810575101 BRAIN HACKS
998059882 X 4 PRAYER METHOD
99802783ART CRITTER
99804025BE THE SEED
99804970BEFORE I WAS A MOTHER, I BARELY NOTICED MOTHERS, AND NOW, THEY’RE ALL I SEE
99808621BEING WITH
99807375BROKEN BUT UNBREAKABLE
99809201BUT DO THEY SOUND GOOD LIVE?
99806773CROWN YOURSELF
99811100CUPBOARD CARDS
99809405DATA COUNTS
99803978DRACULA STICKERS
99805470HIGH PERFORMANCE PARENT
99803972HORROR STICKER
99811573HOT GIRLS HAVE GRANDMA HOBBIES
99804110I HOPE YOU GET WRINKLES
99810076IS PERFECT OKAY?
99803724JUKEBOX
99807646KINDNESS IS COOL
99804486NICE BUM
99804350NICE NOSE
99804294OH CRAP
99810676OH MY LANTA
99812395OPEN HOUSE
99809655PATRIOTISM NOT POLITICS
99805757PRAYER BEAR
99807604PRINT-STITCH-DISSOLVE
99809344RIDE THE D
99803510SIS, HEAL.
99805350SOMETHING WONDERFUL
99802416SPARKLE STORAGE
99803626THICK DECALS
99804003TIME WELL SENT
99802463UNLEASH YOUR KINDNESS
99809843VISUAL MAGIC

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99812610ALL HANDS
99805815BLEACH CLUB
99805084BLUFF
99807676BUNCHBUDDY
99809201BUT DO THEY SOUND GOOD LIVE?
99805925CHOSEN AURA
99803160COUNTRY HOME
99804754COUNTRY HOME COLLECTION
99810240CREATIVE CLUB
99805874CUBE COFFEE
99810424DETAIL DADDY
99810076IS PERFECT OKAY?
99804839JIU JITSU DADDY
99805233KEEP ON GROWING
99807646KINDNESS IS COOL
99811298KITCHENWARE KING
99809406MAMA FARM
99803571MINI TOTE
99811550NO BAD HAIR DAY
99810676OH MY LANTA
99809655PATRIOTISM NOT POLITICS
99805823RAINBOW PLATE
99802085SPIRIT DON’T WHAT? LIE…
99812458THE MISSISSIPPI CUP
99802489UNLEASH YOUR KINDNESS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99809436ABSOLUTELY HOLY
99805325ABSOLUTELY ROYALTY
99804253ALL BITE NO RATTLE
99805906ALL WHO ENTER
99805904ARM CANDY
99809158ARMOR MADE FOR HER
99810242BALL4EVER
99804025BE THE SEED
99806145BE WEIRD FOR JESUS
99808908BEAT YESTERDAY
99807198B-HOPEFUL
99805815BLEACH CLUB
99804799BORN CONFIDENT
99808255BOSS FRIEND
99807375BROKEN BUT UNBREAKABLE
99809201BUT DO THEY SOUND GOOD LIVE?
99802674BYE BYE BOYFRIEND
99810240CREATIVE CLUB
99802280CUCKOO COUNTRY
99808105DAD CUP
99806663DADDY SHACK
99802434DANCE MOB
99809044DEATH TO LOVE
99803933DO STUPID SH*T
99805206DON’T FILL ME IN.
99811209EARN THE DAY
99812647EMBRACE THE DUST
99807441‘EPIC FURY 2026’
99806126FAITH FIGHT FREEDOM
99805159FAITH IN MOTION
99807469FLY BITCHES
99805228FUN GUYS
99805425GOD IN YOU
99809968GOD LOVES 11:59
99811854GOD LOVES ME
99810965GOOD AURA ONLY
99803393GULF BABE
99802824GYPSY COWGIRL
99802851HAUL ASS NO TRASH GET CASH
99812317HOT GIRLS GO TO PILATES
99811573HOT GIRLS HAVE GRANDMA HOBBIES
99810647I AM DOG
99810683I AM HAMSTER
99810613I AM RACOON
99802214I COULD BE MEANER
99808223I FOUND JESUS STILL LOOKING FOR BIGFOOT
99804110I HOPE YOU GET WRINKLES
99803719I LIKE MY WATER SALTY AND MY FISH DEEP
99803925IMAGE OF GOD
99810076IS PERFECT OKAY?
99811081IT’S OK TO BE SIMPLE, IT’S NOT OK TO BE BORING.
99809503JESUS’ EVERLASTING LOVE IS YOURS
99804839JIU JITSU DADDY
99807299KALEIDOSCOPE
99809299LEGENDS NEVER DIE LEGACIES NEVER END
99807384LOUD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
99803729MADE FOR
99801142MADE FROM NOTHING
99807166MAJOR LEAGUE DADS
99810116MAKE DENTISTRY GREAT AGAIN
99813005MEMORY
99811380MEMORY PALACE
99804955MORNING CREW
99802422MY MAMA KEPT ME RIGHT
99809539MY SLINGSHOT ERA
99811550NO BAD HAIR DAY
99806456NO, LITERALLY
99810676OH MY LANTA
99809766OLD FARTS FORGET …
99812395OPEN HOUSE
99809655PATRIOTISM NOT POLITICS
99812361PICKLEBALLISM
99805546PILATES POLICE
99810512PREACH LOVE
99811469PRETTY GIRLS ONLY
99801798PROTEIN DADDY
99803591PROTEIN MOMMY
99809409RIDE THE D
99805908SALTY BONES
99804231SALTY VET
99801910SAY LESS GET LAWYERED UP
99803001SHRED SOBER
99806567SIMPLE BUT NOT BORING
99803091SOME ARE BORN TO FOLLOW, YOU ARE BORN TO DARE
99802085SPIRIT DON’T WHAT? LIE…
99803280STAY COLD
99803010STRONGER NOT SMALLER
99809393TAKE THE HIGH ROAD … LESS TRAFFIC
99803471THE DRIVER ERA
99812485TOP DAWG
99802336TREMENDOUSLY BLESSED
99809497TRIGGER WARNING
99801922TROPHY CLUB
99808672TROUBLED YOUTH
99802478UNLEASH YOUR KINDNESS
99808035VACATION DAD
99808493WE BELONG
99809532WELCOME TO ATL
99809578WELCOME TO ATLANTA
99812536WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF CANADIANS (A BLIZZARD OF CANADIANS)
99809334WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOUT
99805053WRATH
99804531Y’ALL AIN’T US
99803143YARD GIRL

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99803580ATOMIC BRICKS
99810298ATOMIC BRICKS
99811317BABY SKATES
99806321BELLE BABY
99811195BIG HUG
99808778BRAINROT SQUISHIES
99804340BRICK AND MORTAR EMPORIUM
99801985BUBBLES & FRIENDS
99810997BUILD UPS
99810292DANCING BEAR
99808088DASH BUDDIES
99808099DASHMATES
99810986DUMPLINGS SQUISHY
99812161EMOTION FRIENDS
99802530FUN DOH
99809188FUNDAY EVERYDAY
99802284GOLF     – Goods include scale model vehicles. Applicant is Volkswagen.
99805470HIGH PERFORMANCE PARENT
99811301HOT LOOKS
99810683I AM HAMSTER
99810613I AM RACOON
99802563KIND SOCIETY
99801844KINGDOM
99810851KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK
99811188LITTLE REMINDERS
99807412ONE MORE DAY
99808265PLUSHHHPAL
99805757PRAYER BEAR
99809471RIDE THE D
99804483SQUEEZE IT
99804499SQUISH IT
99808814STRESS BALL SQUISHIES
99807149STUFFERS
99802825THE TRAVEL BUDDY
99809496WAX SQUISHIES
99811198WHAT A BADASS YOU ARE
99805850YOUR DOG IS BORED

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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