MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 28 June – 4 July 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99919719BUNDLE OF WARMTH
99911416CLEAR SKY
99915417COOKINPELLETS
99911280CORPORATE SNARK
99917922GIFTS HERO
99912842MYSTIC FOREST
99911764PEARLESSENCE
99911367PILLOW TALK
99919718S’MOREWOOD
99910228SCENTFUL
99917956SMOKEY COWGIRL
99914073TOPPINGS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99919664AI BRAIN
99912792AWAKEN THE DRAGONS
99915004BACKBEAT
99917239COLORBOOK CREATOR
99919705COMPANY BRAIN
99911272CONNECTING PRODUCTS
99913336DESIGN BUNDLES
99919918GREAT 1
99908450HEALTH WALLET
99911994LET’S PRETEND IT’S ALL FOR REAL
99919532PILLBUG
99921406PREDICTIVEMARKET
99912199SPHERE
99911206TAX OPTIMIZATION INDEX
99911212TAX WALLET

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99915190CAPITAN
99911280CORPORATE SNARK
99912278DARE TO LOVE
99914156DEAR AMERICAN
99913155DEVOTED MAN
99917912GOYA
99910680HEMIOS HEMATITE BRACELET
99914649HONOR CHOICE
99913011KNOT GUILTY
99914182LUCKY MEMORIES
99921102MOISSANITE OUTLET
99921642SAFARI
99917340SALTY 3D PRINTS
99915802SILVER SLIM
99911894TREASURE COINS OF MEXICO
99913316WANDER CHARMS
99917228WHISKEY DIAMOND

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9992111121ST CENTURY WISDOM
99915004BACKBEAT
99916761BESTPLAYER
99920863BRILLIANT JERKS NEED NOT APPLY
99920893CLOCKED OUT
99916925COLOR-VISION
99911280CORPORATE SNARK
99915508DAILYKEEP
99914156DEAR AMERICAN
99913336DESIGN BUNDLES
99913155DEVOTED MAN
99921479DOODLES AND DIGITS
99916741DOTTED LINE
99916288EASY SIGN
99910158FULL OF WHAT?
99914064GET RICH BORING
99910721GOD & ME
99917912GOYA
99918399HAPPY ENDINGS
99916579HAPPY HANDS
99921683JESUS IN THE MANGER
99914421LEARN TO LEAD… DIFFERENTLY
99913892LET JESUS DO
99911994LET’S PRETEND IT’S ALL FOR REAL
99914635LOVE IT FREE
99917820MINDFUL MOM
99919979MIRROR DOODLE
99920205NATIONAL WIFE’S DAY
99917539NOTTA COMMIE
99921014ON A PERSONAL NOTE . . .
99918995RETIREMENT NURSING
99917221REWIRING, NOT RETIRING
99921471THE ONE PAGE RULE
99914480THESE ARE MY REFLECTIONS
99911742UNCONTROLLABLE
99920804YOUR BRAIN IS THE BOSS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99911280CORPORATE SNARK
99918168CREAM SHOVEL
99913155DEVOTED MAN
99912984DR GYM
99913816ELEMENT
99916795GRANNY’S BATCH
99920881GREASE BUDDIES
99916617HOST IMPRESSIVE
99919501IT WON’T GET LOST
99916144LITTLE LIFE LESSONS
99917247MARIJUANA
99919470ONE-SHOT RAT TRAPS
99917268PERSONAL DIFFUSER
99911367PILLOW TALK
99915070RUN MORE JUDGE LESS
99919654SIP, RETURN, REPEAT.
99911942STONE MOLDS
99911742UNCONTROLLABLE
99911769WHY SHIP WATER?
99917476YOLO PARENTING

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

999198931887
999139611776 YEAR OF THE BIG DICKS
99912818AIN’T AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?
99917855ASK GOD & FIND OUT
99914268BABAYAGA
99915689BE BOLD IT’S A CONSTANT BATTLE
99917845BECAUSE LIFE IS A SPORT
99917920BLESS YOUR HEART
99915516BLUE VELVET
99919178BLUE..NO MATTER WHO
99896458BRAT-MOTHER INDEX
99915533CERTIFIED BLACK GROWN
99919706CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CRIME
99920893CLOCKED OUT
99910514COME AND PULL IT
99914592COOL COMFORT
99911280CORPORATE SNARK
99919436COWBOY FARM
99920563CREATIVE JUNKIE
99910760DARLIN’ LIFE
99914156DEAR AMERICAN
99913155DEVOTED MAN
99916117DIABETEES
99921479DOODLES AND DIGITS
99921283FAITH HEALS
99921237FAITH HEALS
99912350FAITH IS MY HUSTLE
99914763FAUX BRO
99917628FOLLOW THE HERD
99912079FREE HUGS
99917609FREE THE MOMS
99917790GOD IS GOODER
99911704GOD’S COURSE
99911198GONNA LOVE THAT
99911560GRIPPY GRIPPY     – Goods: socks.
99911509GURL…
99916260HER BIGGEST FAN
99921426HIM! HIM! WHY NOT ME?
99912717I LIKE TURTLES.
99919311I PLAY 4 GOD
99912739I’M NOT GAMBLING, I’M INVESTING
99911799IN GOD WE TRUST
99915141JESUS IS MY PLUG
99911994LET’S PRETEND IT’S ALL FOR REAL
99915081LIVE YOUR WEST LIFE
99912235LORD ON BOARD
99916605MAKE AMERICANS GRATEFUL AGAIN
99912426MELLOW MOOD
99917538MILK SNOB
99917772MOM SAID YES
99912457MOMS EAT LAST
99914237NEED PRAYER? TAP MY SHOULDER
99921086OPTIMIST
99919223ORIGINAL NO EXCEPTION
99915468OUR BRAND
99919845PLUSHIE LOVE
99912291REAL BADDIES DO PILATES
99920946RICH OFF GAMBLING
99910577RUCK OFF
99915070RUN MORE JUDGE LESS
99921120SAFE PLACE
99918654SCAMMERS CLUB
99896371SEE THE BEAUTY IN CHAOS
99914264SEXY GENXY
99917829SNUGGLY BABE
99920732SOME FIGHT LEFT
99910756SONS OF ARTHRITIS
99920433SPIRITUALLY BILINGUAL
99914731SPORTS ARE SEXY
99920398STAY DARLIN’
99911149STRAP STAY
99917464SURF GIRL
99913932THE GOLF BALLERS CLUB
99914528TINI BIT SPICIER
99914390TINI BIT TONED
99916226TOGETHER WE MOVE
99912612TRAIN HARD MEN’S CLUB
99920976TRIBAL CHIEF
99911742UNCONTROLLABLE
99913416UNEMPLOYED 4 LIFE
99912545WALK IN HIS FOOTSTEPS
99918088WE CALL IT SOCCER BABY!
99919390WEARABLE SUPPLEMENTS
99915195WOMEN HAVE BECOME THE MEN THEY COULDN”T FIND
99917476YOLO PARENTING
99920674YOUR WISCONSIN IS SHOWING
99913734YOURS ALWAYS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99920005A NOSE FOR THE GOOD STUFF
99917552BRAINCHILD
99916925COLOR-VISION
99916370DISAPPOINT-MINTS
99921479DOODLES AND DIGITS
99916979HAPPYLAND
99914141ITTY BITTY SQUISHY BEANIE
99921683JESUS IN THE MANGER
99912049LIFE OF THE PARTY
99919437MOVIE STUB
99911807ORDINARY MAGIC
99919845PLUSHIE LOVE
99917108PROBABLY ILLEGAL
99916965SNUGGLE BUDDIES
99916738SQUEEZEHARD
99916896SQUISHY KING
99912442STAFF PICKS
99918838STEPPING STONES
99916840SUPER SQUISHY
99920505THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS VILLAGE
99913315UNBOX MORE
99915487WANDER PAL
99917659WATER WIGGLE
99918247WINTER LIGHTS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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