DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 50019745 | AT THE BAKER’S |
| 50019989 | FIRE PUFFS |
| 50024009 | FRONT DESK |
| 50016604 | HANDCRAFTED GLOW |
| 50022301 | LUCK N’ LOVE |
| 50020685 | MASSIVE |
| 50020050 | RECANDLE |
| 50014144 | SILK & SCENTS |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 50016995 | BECOMING BEAUTIFULLY STRONG |
| 50015880 | BRAVE GIRLS CLUB |
| 50020595 | CATCHY |
| 50022259 | DONDE ESTES |
| 50013085 | EXCLUSIVE PLAYER |
| 50020549 | FLYING DUTCHMAN |
| 50020739 | HERE FOR MAMAS |
| 50023702 | IMMUNIZATION RECORDS IN A SNAP |
| 50016694 | MAGNASTAY |
| 50019581 | MAGNETPAL |
| 50022840 | ONE INTELLIGENCE |
| 50022872 | ONE TRUST |
| 50013507 | SAFE ENCOUNTER |
| 50021006 | SECOND SET MAGNETS |
| 50018509 | SHALOM Y’ALL |
| 50018470 | SHIFT |
| 50016697 | SIDEKICK |
| 50020780 | SPARK |
| 50022140 | TALENT SPOTTER |
| 50016985 | TAP TO LAUGH |
| 50016983 | TAP TO PRAY |
| 50022673 | UGLY AF |
| 50015955 | WONDERFUL WORLD |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 50020789 | BALM BUDDIES |
| 50017107 | CHARMIFY |
| 50022694 | COLLEGE SHOP DESIGNS |
| 50020054 | GALLERY |
| 50021544 | I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK CITY |
| 50023005 | JEWELRY BLISS |
| 50022281 | LEGENDARY GEMWORKS |
| 50016575 | MAGIC HOOPS |
| 50014867 | OUTSPOKEN |
| 50021026 | REMEMBER ME |
| 50017850 | SHINY PRECIOUS GEMS |
| 50013101 | SPEEDY WATCH |
| 50016983 | TAP TO PRAY |
| 50016571 | UPSIDE DOWN HOOPS |
| 50015767 | YOU R MY SHINNING STAR [sic] |
| 50014160 | YOU’VE BEEN LUVD [sic] |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 50022687 | ACCIDENTAL ASTRONAUT |
| 50022013 | ACTION PACKED |
| 50018902 | AI PROOF |
| 50013703 | AUTOMATIC BRAIN |
| 50014410 | BUILD AMERICA FIRST |
| 50014565 | CHANGING THE WORLD, ONE YES AT A TIME |
| 50018324 | CHASING DOPAMINE |
| 50019483 | CONTEMPORARY TRADING CARDS |
| 50014491 | COZY BIBLE TALES |
| 50013934 | FLOWERS WITH EVERY GIFT |
| 50016590 | FROM THE HART |
| 50017326 | GET GOD |
| 50018583 | GOLDEN PLAN |
| 50014070 | HAPPY BIRTH GIVING DAY! |
| 50016217 | HOLIDAY JUNKIE |
| 50023965 | LIGHT AFTER GRIEF |
| 50023562 | LITTLE EXPLORER, BIG WORLD |
| 50017476 | LITTLE MAGICAL MOMENTS |
| 50016063 | MAKE AMERICA SEXY AGAIN |
| 50018014 | MAKE YOUR TIME MATTER |
| 50021346 | MILF ON THE SHELF |
| 50018285 | MOSTLY FINE |
| 50013294 | NINNY MUGGINS – Missing “cotton-headed,” but still a play on ELF. |
| 50017480 | NUG LIFE |
| 50014540 | PRIVATE IDAHO |
| 50018528 | QUESO DAD |
| 50019899 | SIMPLY DOODLE |
| 50021094 | SIP FLIP HOORAY |
| 50016432 | SLEEPY MOMMY |
| 50016983 | TAP TO PRAY |
| 50014571 | TRADITIONS & TALES |
| 50022673 | UGLY AF |
| 50017800 | WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? |
| 50018357 | WILDLY ONEDERFUL |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 50013831 | BACKYARD GLORY |
| 50018275 | BALANCE LIVING |
| 50018011 | BAR BAE |
| 50023487 | BASH |
| 50015988 | BEARD BAR |
| 50020310 | BIG JET ENERGY |
| 50017552 | BURGER CRADLE |
| 50017752 | CHEESEHEAD |
| 50015589 | CHOOSE ROMANCE |
| 50016373 | DO IT YOURSELF CARE |
| 50019664 | FIRST MARK |
| 50017957 | FIX YOUR CROWN, GIRL |
| 50023632 | GOOD NORMAL COFFEE |
| 50023463 | H2O HIPPIE |
| 50016219 | HOLIDAY JUNKIE |
| 50022199 | HOUSE OF HAPPY |
| 50022350 | HOUSEPITALITY |
| 50018230 | KEEP IT CLEAN |
| 50020365 | MORNINGSTAR |
| 50017406 | MUSKMELON |
| 50019831 | MY MEGA PLATE |
| 50016363 | POTTY ANIMAL |
| 50017908 | PROUD NORMIE |
| 50019701 | QUIET CANS |
| 50017017 | SALTIE – Sound-alike to the very popular “salty”. |
| 50021610 | STOREDGOOD |
| 50021131 | THE SOURDOUGH ADVENTURES |
| 50018547 | TWO PILLS AND NO CHILL |
| 50015424 | YOUR PHONE IS GROSS |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 50022249 | AGGRESSIVELY JEWISH |
| 50014075 | AMERICAN RICH |
| 50013213 | ANIMALS RULE |
| 50021405 | ANTI SCALPING CLUB |
| 50014052 | ARM |
| 50023617 | BADDIE HUNTER |
| 50022968 | BALLROOM BADDIE |
| 50023015 | BALLROOM DADDY |
| 50016098 | BARNBURNER |
| 50023488 | BASH |
| 50013910 | BEARD BOY |
| 50019767 | BEAST WORLD |
| 50020310 | BIG JET ENERGY |
| 50018829 | BLUE COLLAR CLUB |
| 50023669 | BOGEY CREW |
| 50013975 | BOMB PROOF |
| 50014015 | BROKE |
| 50021635 | BUFF…ISH |
| 50014410 | BUILD AMERICA FIRST |
| 50014222 | BUTTONS & PLEATS |
| 50019046 | CAR DADS CLUB |
| 50015138 | CATDAD |
| 50017752 | CHEESEHEAD |
| 50014773 | CHILL DADDY |
| 50015589 | CHOOSE ROMANCE |
| 50018913 | CHOOSIN’ TENNESSEE |
| 50017171 | CLOTHED IN HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS |
| 50020417 | COCONUT CLUB |
| 50023836 | COMMANDOS PATCH |
| 50023629 | DADDY ENERGY |
| 50015208 | EXPENSIVE ASS BOURBON |
| 50019508 | EXPLORERS ARE NEVER LOST |
| 50018849 | EXTRA BUTTER |
| 50023551 | EXTREMELY PATIENT |
| 50015593 | FATTIES GET BADDIES |
| 50023334 | FEAR GOD |
| 50017957 | FIX YOUR CROWN, GIRL |
| 50016735 | FLORIDA AROUND AND FIND OUT |
| 50016381 | FOCUS ON HIM |
| 50022450 | FOR THE FAM |
| 50016361 | FRUSTRATED GOLFER |
| 50020128 | FUCK TECHNOLOGY |
| 50018949 | GET FOCUSED |
| 50017326 | GET GOD |
| 50023632 | GOOD NORMAL COFFEE |
| 50013452 | GULF MADE |
| 50013917 | GYMNAST SOCIETY |
| 50023463 | H2O HIPPIE |
| 50018206 | HI LITTLE BIRD.. |
| 50022214 | HIGH QUALITY CLUB |
| 50020729 | HOORAY SQUAD |
| 50014538 | HOUSE OF GENIUS |
| 50019935 | HOUSE OF YOGA |
| 50013774 | I AM THE G.O.A.L. (GREATEST OF A LIFETIME) |
| 50013765 | I COOK, YOU WASH THE DISHES |
| 50021544 | I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK CITY |
| 50018970 | I KNOW I CAN |
| 50018980 | I KNOW YOU CAN |
| 50023710 | I LOST MY PARLAY BY ONE |
| 50019013 | IF IT’S NOT HELPING ME, IT’S HARMING ME |
| 50018241 | JIMOTHY – 2 weeks in a row with a Jimothy application! |
| 50016977 | JUST BLESS NO STRESS |
| 50015984 | KILLER TITS CLUB |
| 50018147 | LIVE. INSPIRE. THRIVE. |
| 50020503 | MAHJ CULTURE |
| 50016063 | MAKE AMERICA SEXY AGAIN |
| 50021346 | MILF ON THE SHELF |
| 50020141 | MISANTHROPE |
| 50016168 | MORE FATHERS LESS GOVERNMENT |
| 50016173 | MORE FATHERS LESS GOVMNT |
| 50020365 | MORNINGSTAR |
| 50023539 | MTN GIRL |
| 50021435 | MY DOG |
| 50014123 | NAUTI BOY |
| 50021844 | NERD NATION |
| 50013294 | NINNY MUGGINS |
| 50015291 | NO LOOKING BACK |
| 50013293 | NO ONE BELIEVES IN US BUT US |
| 50015724 | NO STRINGS ON ME |
| 50017480 | NUG LIFE |
| 50014876 | PLAY GOLF |
| 50023407 | PLAY SOMETHING COUNTRY |
| 50020391 | PLAYGROUND SNACKS |
| 50014540 | PRIVATE IDAHO |
| 50017908 | PROUD NORMIE |
| 50017749 | RIOT G1RL |
| 50013957 | SCIENCE IS PRAYER |
| 50016443 | SELF-ENDORSED |
| 50015082 | SELLING MY A$$ |
| 50015091 | SELLING MY PU$$Y |
| 50018509 | SHALOM Y’ALL |
| 50023173 | SORRY SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING |
| 50016482 | SPONSORED BY JESUS |
| 50016983 | TAP TO PRAY |
| 50021179 | TEAM SHARK |
| 50020882 | THATS A WHOLE TON OF – Of course the specimen has another word after. |
| 50018547 | TWO PILLS AND NO CHILL |
| 50013291 | UNGRATEFUL BITCHES CLUB |
| 50013554 | WAIT TILL I HAVE THIS BABY |
| 50016431 | WANNA SEE MY SOCKS?!? |
| 50015382 | WHAT GETS YOU OFF…..? |
| 50014250 | WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY? – Different applicant than WOULD JESUS SAY THAT? (below) |
| 50013866 | WHY NOT ME |
| 50018410 | WORKIN’ DADS |
| 50019832 | WOULD JESUS SAY THAT? – Different applicant than WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY? (above) |
| 50015008 | YES IT IS |
| 50023180 | YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE – This one needs a Letter of Protest. |
| 50015581 | YOU CAN’T SPELL KANSAS CITY WITHOUT THE K |
| 50022819 | YOU, ME, HIM AND HER |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 50014604 | A SUCKER FOR THIS PLACE |
| 50022936 | BET. |
| 50014565 | CHANGING THE WORLD, ONE YES AT A TIME |
| 50013770 | CHESS REVISITED |
| 50021779 | COMFORT PURR |
| 50019667 | DOCTOR SQUISH |
| 50022617 | EPIC CONFETTI |
| 50018423 | FIDGET = FOCUS |
| 50016872 | FIESTA FRIENDS |
| 50016877 | FIESTA PUPS |
| 50020444 | FISH IT SIMPLE. |
| 50020052 | FOLLOW THAT BIRDIE |
| 50014969 | GET THAT CHEDDAR |
| 50015805 | GIRLS GAMEDAY |
| 50023130 | GUESS THE NUMBER |
| 50015434 | HOLIDAY JINGLE |
| 50015964 | HUG WITH HEART |
| 50014895 | IT’S THE SUPER SATISFYING AND FIRM SQUEEZE THAT EVERYONE LOVES |
| 50021522 | JIMOTHY – This is a different applicant than the one in class 025!!! |
| 50014824 | MADE WITH LOVE |
| 50021346 | MILF ON THE SHELF |
| 50020158 | PAWTY PARTNER |
| 99922946 | PUFFLET |
| 50016226 | PUZZIES |
| 50017753 | PUZZLE BOMB |
| 50022979 | SHIT SHOW |
| 50016368 | SPLASH CUBES |
| 50020489 | SQUISH THEORY |
| 50022630 | TEACHER’S CHOICE |
| 50021108 | THE SOURDOUGH STARTER PET |
| 50018504 | TREAT TROLL |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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