MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 25 July – 31 July 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

50019745AT THE BAKER’S
50019989FIRE PUFFS
50024009FRONT DESK
50016604HANDCRAFTED GLOW
50022301LUCK N’ LOVE
50020685MASSIVE
50020050RECANDLE
50014144SILK & SCENTS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

50016995BECOMING BEAUTIFULLY STRONG
50015880BRAVE GIRLS CLUB
50020595CATCHY
50022259DONDE ESTES
50013085EXCLUSIVE PLAYER
50020549FLYING DUTCHMAN
50020739HERE FOR MAMAS
50023702IMMUNIZATION RECORDS IN A SNAP
50016694MAGNASTAY
50019581MAGNETPAL
50022840ONE INTELLIGENCE
50022872ONE TRUST
50013507SAFE ENCOUNTER
50021006SECOND SET MAGNETS
50018509SHALOM Y’ALL
50018470SHIFT
50016697SIDEKICK
50020780SPARK
50022140TALENT SPOTTER
50016985TAP TO LAUGH
50016983TAP TO PRAY
50022673UGLY AF
50015955WONDERFUL WORLD

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

50020789BALM BUDDIES
50017107CHARMIFY
50022694COLLEGE SHOP DESIGNS
50020054GALLERY
50021544I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK CITY
50023005JEWELRY BLISS
50022281LEGENDARY GEMWORKS
50016575MAGIC HOOPS
50014867OUTSPOKEN
50021026REMEMBER ME
50017850SHINY PRECIOUS GEMS
50013101SPEEDY WATCH
50016983TAP TO PRAY
50016571UPSIDE DOWN HOOPS
50015767YOU R MY SHINNING STAR     [sic]
50014160YOU’VE BEEN LUVD     [sic]

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

50022687ACCIDENTAL ASTRONAUT
50022013ACTION PACKED
50018902AI PROOF
50013703AUTOMATIC BRAIN
50014410BUILD AMERICA FIRST
50014565CHANGING THE WORLD, ONE YES AT A TIME
50018324CHASING DOPAMINE
50019483CONTEMPORARY TRADING CARDS
50014491COZY BIBLE TALES
50013934FLOWERS WITH EVERY GIFT
50016590FROM THE HART
50017326GET GOD
50018583GOLDEN PLAN
50014070HAPPY BIRTH GIVING DAY!
50016217HOLIDAY JUNKIE
50023965LIGHT AFTER GRIEF
50023562LITTLE EXPLORER, BIG WORLD
50017476LITTLE MAGICAL MOMENTS
50016063MAKE AMERICA SEXY AGAIN
50018014MAKE YOUR TIME MATTER
50021346MILF ON THE SHELF
50018285MOSTLY FINE
50013294NINNY MUGGINS     – Missing “cotton-headed,” but still a play on ELF.
50017480NUG LIFE
50014540PRIVATE IDAHO
50018528QUESO DAD
50019899SIMPLY DOODLE
50021094SIP FLIP HOORAY
50016432SLEEPY MOMMY
50016983TAP TO PRAY
50014571TRADITIONS & TALES
50022673UGLY AF
50017800WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
50018357WILDLY ONEDERFUL

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

50013831BACKYARD GLORY
50018275BALANCE LIVING
50018011BAR BAE
50023487BASH
50015988BEARD BAR
50020310BIG JET ENERGY
50017552BURGER CRADLE
50017752CHEESEHEAD
50015589CHOOSE ROMANCE
50016373DO IT YOURSELF CARE
50019664FIRST MARK
50017957FIX YOUR CROWN, GIRL
50023632GOOD NORMAL COFFEE
50023463H2O HIPPIE
50016219HOLIDAY JUNKIE
50022199HOUSE OF HAPPY
50022350HOUSEPITALITY
50018230KEEP IT CLEAN
50020365MORNINGSTAR
50017406MUSKMELON
50019831MY MEGA PLATE
50016363POTTY ANIMAL
50017908PROUD NORMIE
50019701QUIET CANS
50017017SALTIE     – Sound-alike to the very popular “salty”.
50021610STOREDGOOD
50021131THE SOURDOUGH ADVENTURES
50018547TWO PILLS AND NO CHILL
50015424YOUR PHONE IS GROSS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

50022249AGGRESSIVELY JEWISH
50014075AMERICAN RICH
50013213ANIMALS RULE
50021405ANTI SCALPING CLUB
50014052ARM
50023617BADDIE HUNTER
50022968BALLROOM BADDIE
50023015BALLROOM DADDY
50016098BARNBURNER
50023488BASH
50013910BEARD BOY
50019767BEAST WORLD
50020310BIG JET ENERGY
50018829BLUE COLLAR CLUB
50023669BOGEY CREW
50013975BOMB PROOF
50014015BROKE
50021635BUFF…ISH
50014410BUILD AMERICA FIRST
50014222BUTTONS & PLEATS
50019046CAR DADS CLUB
50015138CATDAD
50017752CHEESEHEAD
50014773CHILL DADDY
50015589CHOOSE ROMANCE
50018913CHOOSIN’ TENNESSEE
50017171CLOTHED IN HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS
50020417COCONUT CLUB
50023836COMMANDOS PATCH
50023629DADDY ENERGY
50015208EXPENSIVE ASS BOURBON
50019508EXPLORERS ARE NEVER LOST
50018849EXTRA BUTTER
50023551EXTREMELY PATIENT
50015593FATTIES GET BADDIES
50023334FEAR GOD
50017957FIX YOUR CROWN, GIRL
50016735FLORIDA AROUND AND FIND OUT
50016381FOCUS ON HIM
50022450FOR THE FAM
50016361FRUSTRATED GOLFER
50020128FUCK TECHNOLOGY
50018949GET FOCUSED
50017326GET GOD
50023632GOOD NORMAL COFFEE
50013452GULF MADE
50013917GYMNAST SOCIETY
50023463H2O HIPPIE
50018206HI LITTLE BIRD..
50022214HIGH QUALITY CLUB
50020729HOORAY SQUAD
50014538HOUSE OF GENIUS
50019935HOUSE OF YOGA
50013774I AM THE G.O.A.L. (GREATEST OF A LIFETIME)
50013765I COOK, YOU WASH THE DISHES
50021544I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK CITY
50018970I KNOW I CAN
50018980I KNOW YOU CAN
50023710I LOST MY PARLAY BY ONE
50019013IF IT’S NOT HELPING ME, IT’S HARMING ME
50018241JIMOTHY     – 2 weeks in a row with a Jimothy application!
50016977JUST BLESS NO STRESS
50015984KILLER TITS CLUB
50018147LIVE. INSPIRE. THRIVE.
50020503MAHJ CULTURE
50016063MAKE AMERICA SEXY AGAIN
50021346MILF ON THE SHELF
50020141MISANTHROPE
50016168MORE FATHERS LESS GOVERNMENT
50016173MORE FATHERS LESS GOVMNT
50020365MORNINGSTAR
50023539MTN GIRL
50021435MY DOG
50014123NAUTI BOY
50021844NERD NATION
50013294NINNY MUGGINS
50015291NO LOOKING BACK
50013293NO ONE BELIEVES IN US BUT US
50015724NO STRINGS ON ME
50017480NUG LIFE
50014876PLAY GOLF
50023407PLAY SOMETHING COUNTRY
50020391PLAYGROUND SNACKS
50014540PRIVATE IDAHO
50017908PROUD NORMIE
50017749RIOT G1RL
50013957SCIENCE IS PRAYER
50016443SELF-ENDORSED
50015082SELLING MY A$$
50015091SELLING MY PU$$Y
50018509SHALOM Y’ALL
50023173SORRY SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING
50016482SPONSORED BY JESUS
50016983TAP TO PRAY
50021179TEAM SHARK
50020882THATS A WHOLE TON OF     – Of course the specimen has another word after.
50018547TWO PILLS AND NO CHILL
50013291UNGRATEFUL BITCHES CLUB
50013554WAIT TILL I HAVE THIS BABY
50016431WANNA SEE MY SOCKS?!?
50015382WHAT GETS YOU OFF…..?
50014250WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY?     – Different applicant than WOULD JESUS SAY THAT? (below)
50013866WHY NOT ME
50018410WORKIN’ DADS
50019832WOULD JESUS SAY THAT?     – Different applicant than WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY? (above)
50015008YES IT IS
50023180YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE     – This one needs a Letter of Protest.
50015581YOU CAN’T SPELL KANSAS CITY WITHOUT THE K
50022819YOU, ME, HIM AND HER

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

50014604A SUCKER FOR THIS PLACE
50022936BET.
50014565CHANGING THE WORLD, ONE YES AT A TIME
50013770CHESS REVISITED
50021779COMFORT PURR
50019667DOCTOR SQUISH
50022617EPIC CONFETTI
50018423FIDGET = FOCUS
50016872FIESTA FRIENDS
50016877FIESTA PUPS
50020444FISH IT SIMPLE.
50020052FOLLOW THAT BIRDIE
50014969GET THAT CHEDDAR
50015805GIRLS GAMEDAY
50023130GUESS THE NUMBER
50015434HOLIDAY JINGLE
50015964HUG WITH HEART
50014895IT’S THE SUPER SATISFYING AND FIRM SQUEEZE THAT EVERYONE LOVES
50021522JIMOTHY     – This is a different applicant than the one in class 025!!!
50014824MADE WITH LOVE
50021346MILF ON THE SHELF
50020158PAWTY PARTNER
99922946PUFFLET
50016226PUZZIES
50017753PUZZLE BOMB
50022979SHIT SHOW
50016368SPLASH CUBES
50020489SQUISH THEORY
50022630TEACHER’S CHOICE
50021108THE SOURDOUGH STARTER PET
50018504TREAT TROLL

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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