Holy moly, y’all. There are a LOT of applications to look at in classes 016 and 025. I think this is one of the most heavily curated weeks I’ve ever done. ~MM
DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99906309 | ANOTHER FUCKING CANDLE |
| 99906003 | DEEP REVERENCE |
| 99908786 | DISCOVERY CANDLES |
| 99898119 | EXQUISITE HEART |
| 99908570 | FOR EVERY JOURNEY |
| 99898079 | FOREVER YOUR GIRL |
| 99900662 | GOOP |
| 99898140 | LOVING HUMAN |
| 99908123 | RED WHITE AND BBQ |
| 99897811 | SALT HOUSE |
| 99897409 | STACKERS |
| 99900659 | THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA – Surprised it took Goop this long to apply! |
| 99898107 | WORTH OWN YOURSELF |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99907666 | ALL-CLEAR |
| 99901068 | ATL CERTIFIED |
| 99901057 | ATLANTA’S OG |
| 99901061 | ATLANTA’S ORIGINAL |
| 99905761 | BUTTONS |
| 99899390 | DADPHONE |
| 99896682 | DIRTY BROADS |
| 99899105 | DOUG |
| 99903091 | FORGE |
| 99897563 | HALO |
| 99905924 | HIDDEN SPY |
| 99904744 | JUSTIFIED KNOWING NOTHING |
| 99905843 | LET THE PEOPLE SING |
| 99899915 | LIFT |
| 99903708 | LOCAL LEGEND |
| 99903945 | MAKIN’ MAGIC |
| 99897601 | NATIONAL WOOF LEAGUE |
| 99901654 | OPTICS |
| 99901655 | SILHOUETTE |
| 99905502 | TAILGATE TOWN |
| 99901065 | WE GO WAY BACK |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99897070 | 5IFTEEN |
| 99908005 | BABY BEAST |
| 99902570 | BEADABLE BLISS |
| 99904835 | BMCS LIFE |
| 99907740 | BOOP BUTTONS |
| 99908694 | CALM RISE |
| 99899800 | CHUBBYBAND |
| 99903107 | DRAGON JUICE |
| 99903624 | EVERLIGHT |
| 99905134 | EVERYBODY GOT PROBLEMS |
| 99896328 | FINE, THANKS |
| 99901444 | GOLD MAMA |
| 99897672 | LOVE. CHOSEN. |
| 99903069 | PAST IS PRESENT |
| 99903117 | PRETTY MATTERS |
| 99906091 | SCURRY |
| 99906280 | SKULLDICE |
| 99908738 | SNOW AURA |
| 99906173 | SOPHISTICATED COUNTRY LADY |
| 99908740 | SPARKLES GODDESS |
| 99899595 | TEMPLE |
| 99901991 | THE GLAM KIT |
| 99898447 | WEALTH INSURANCE |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99905836 | ALLY MCBITCH – Yes, perfect time to parody a TV show from 30 years ago. |
| 99901763 | AMERICAN PATRIOT |
| 99896709 | ART SPICES |
| 99896462 | ARTISTIC GEEK |
| 99901068 | ATL CERTIFIED |
| 99901057 | ATLANTA’S OG |
| 99901061 | ATLANTA’S ORIGINAL |
| 99907542 | BECAUSE IT WORKS |
| 99904936 | BLIND SPOTS, DEAF SPOTS, DUMB SPOTS |
| 99908130 | CATHOLIC AMERICAN BIBLE |
| 99898385 | CHERE AMIE |
| 99898152 | CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT |
| 99900013 | CHRISTIAN ART PUBLISHERS |
| 99904108 | CROWNED PATH |
| 99903498 | DELUSIONAL DIARIES |
| 99903777 | DID I SHAVE MY LEGS FOR THIS? |
| 99896682 | DIRTY BROADS |
| 99903902 | ENCHANTED BOOKISH GIFTS |
| 99908581 | ENCORE |
| 99908663 | EVERY CHILD BELONGS |
| 99904040 | FINALLY FINISHED JOURNAL |
| 99902659 | GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION |
| 99902617 | GLIMMER |
| 99896970 | GOODNIGHT, ME. I LOVE ME. |
| 99905236 | GTFO! |
| 99900309 | GUARANTEED VALUE |
| 99908129 | GUARDIANS OF EDEN |
| 99908384 | HEARTFUL ELOQUENCE |
| 99898979 | HEARTS ON ADHD |
| 99898660 | HERO’S PARTY |
| 99901558 | HOBBY VAULT |
| 99907628 | HUNTER BIDEN |
| 99909212 | IT DOESN’T MATTER I DON’T MATTER |
| 99908240 | JESUS FOUND |
| 99905843 | LET THE PEOPLE SING |
| 99897073 | LIMITED EDITIONS CLUB |
| 99904047 | MINDFUL MINUTE JOURNAL |
| 99905431 | NO BAD DAYS |
| 99905421 | NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO |
| 99900166 | NOMAD |
| 99905948 | ONE MINUTE WITH GOD FOR MEN |
| 99905985 | ONE MINUTE WITH GOD FOR WOMEN |
| 99901299 | ORBIT |
| 99908961 | PASTELPAINT |
| 99907748 | PAWSITIVELY AMERICAN |
| 99901390 | POSITIVE PIECES |
| 99900206 | QUICKER BOARD |
| 99901097 | RAISING LITTLE TALKERS |
| 99903812 | READ MORE, SWIPE LESS |
| 99901392 | RICH GIRL EMPIRE |
| 99897797 | SALTY VIBZ |
| 99906091 | SCURRY |
| 99899801 | SELF HELP-ISH BOOKS |
| 99906350 | SLEEP BALLOON |
| 99902783 | STICKER WISDOM |
| 99903628 | THE DACHSHUND GANG |
| 99908795 | THE FAMILY FAITH |
| 99901065 | WE GO WAY BACK |
| 99901050 | WE THE EXHAUSTED |
| 99899971 | WHISKEY SHENANIGANS |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99907135 | 768 |
| 99898152 | CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT |
| 99905058 | COOLZIE |
| 99896682 | DIRTY BROADS |
| 99905134 | EVERYBODY GOT PROBLEMS |
| 99896297 | EZ-COOKS |
| 99898869 | FIREBUG |
| 99908690 | GLAM GADGETS |
| 99900309 | GUARANTEED VALUE |
| 99899693 | HERE FOR NOW. NOT FOREVER. |
| 99898660 | HERO’S PARTY |
| 99900833 | HONOR HOME |
| 99908606 | KEEP TEXAS RED |
| 99905525 | LAUNDRY LAD |
| 99905531 | LAUNDRY LADY |
| 99905596 | LIVE MORE. LEAVE LESS. |
| 99899730 | MANGIA! TUTTI MANGIA! |
| 99908021 | MIDNIGHT POUR |
| 99901474 | MORNING SALAD |
| 99905431 | NO BAD DAYS |
| 99905421 | NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO |
| 99900231 | NO BEND BASKET |
| 99897457 | PAINTER’S PARTNER |
| 99904921 | PLAYA VIDA |
| 99900165 | PRESS BABE |
| 99902126 | PULSE |
| 99899138 | RIGHT THINGS |
| 99897797 | SALTY VIBZ |
| 99902562 | SCOTCH & SODA |
| 99905906 | SLAY THE TRAY |
| 99907329 | STOP DRINKING PLASTIC |
| 99905502 | TAILGATE TOWN |
| 99907800 | THE GOAT FATHER GREATEST OF ALL TIME FATHER |
| 99907794 | THE GOAT MOTHER GREATEST OF ALL TIME MOTHER |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99897002 | 1504 |
| 99901934 | 2225 |
| 99896344 | ALPHA FEMALES |
| 99908145 | ALPHA MENTALITY |
| 99899630 | ARTIST AT WORK |
| 99901068 | ATL CERTIFIED |
| 99907471 | ATLANTA CULTURE |
| 99901057 | ATLANTA’S OG |
| 99901061 | ATLANTA’S ORIGINAL |
| 99897044 | BAD ACTOR |
| 99901052 | BAGEL BRAT |
| 99908958 | BALLSTARS |
| 99907127 | BE A CHIHUAHUA |
| 99908503 | BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME |
| 99902327 | BLUEWATER LIFESTYLE |
| 99903369 | BOAT PERV |
| 99906438 | BOATS AND HOES |
| 99897049 | BORN FOR LEAVING |
| 99904449 | BRA FITTING SALON |
| 99898152 | CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT |
| 99908981 | COUNTRY CITY GIRL |
| 99899211 | COWBOY CODE |
| 99901311 | CYBERPUNK AMERICANA |
| 99909150 | D.E.I. (DON’T EVER INSINUATE) |
| 99903777 | DID I SHAVE MY LEGS FOR THIS? |
| 99896682 | DIRTY BROADS |
| 99898769 | DO U PILATE? |
| 99898745 | DO YOU PILATE? |
| 99896649 | DUMOCRAT |
| 99896387 | DUMOCRATS |
| 99907974 | EMPIRE STATE OF MIND |
| 99905134 | EVERYBODY GOT PROBLEMS |
| 99903251 | FOR MOMS WHO RAISE HELL AND BABIES |
| 99909260 | FOUND OUTDOORS |
| 99897632 | FREE DYKE HUGS |
| 99900614 | GIRLS RUN THIS |
| 99904376 | GOD IS THE PROCESS, TRUST THE PROCESS |
| 99897406 | GOLF IS THERAPY |
| 99896970 | GOODNIGHT, ME. I LOVE ME. |
| 99899629 | GOTH HOES |
| 99903586 | HOT LATINAS MELT ICE |
| 99898658 | HOTTI YACHTI |
| 99897147 | I AIN’T A CODER BUT DON’T PUSH ME. |
| 99899441 | I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY. |
| 99907737 | IF PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE, THEY DON’T HAVE ANY. ANYONE CAN ACT IGNORANT BEING RUDE AND BAD MANNERED, BUT NOT EVERYBODY CAN ACT LIKE THEY HAVE SOME SENSE. SO I CHALLENGE THOSE WHO CAN, TO ACT AS IF THEY HAVE SOME INTELLIGENCE. |
| 99904902 | IN THE POCKET |
| 99909212 | IT DOESN’T MATTER I DON’T MATTER |
| 99897803 | IT’S NOT THE SAME GETTING HIGH WITHOUT YOU |
| 99903959 | JOY |
| 99902971 | JUST A GIRL FROM BROOKLYN |
| 99908606 | KEEP TEXAS RED |
| 99905843 | LET THE PEOPLE SING |
| 99895696 | LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT SHOES |
| 99906756 | LIFE’S BETTER HOOKED |
| 99903914 | MADE IN AMERICA TOO |
| 99906206 | MAKE AMERICA A DEMOCRACY AGAIN |
| 99898754 | MAKE AMERICAN MUSCLE GREAT AGAIN |
| 99897262 | MAKING RECORDS NOT EXCUSES |
| 99899730 | MANGIA! TUTTI MANGIA! |
| 99909151 | ME, MOM & ME |
| 99901474 | MORNING SALAD |
| 99899271 | MOTHER’S NATURE |
| 99908539 | NATURALLY BREATHABLE |
| 99905431 | NO BAD DAYS |
| 99905421 | NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO |
| 99903264 | NO JACKET REQUIRED |
| 99896647 | NOT MARRIED. NO CHILDREN. NOT STRANGE. |
| 99909108 | NOT TODAY, DAYTON |
| 99901086 | NOTHING SERIOUS |
| 99903015 | PARTY OF ZERO |
| 99905384 | PEACE TREATY ON LOVE |
| 99898767 | PEACEKEEPERS |
| 99904921 | PLAYA VIDA |
| 99897766 | PROFITABLE WIFE |
| 99903808 | PROUD TO BE WOKE |
| 99909141 | PUT A HAT ON IT! |
| 99908044 | QUARTER IRISH |
| 99900374 | QUITTING GUARANTEES YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT |
| 99901214 | REAL PERSON |
| 99908888 | REGULAR WHITE GUY |
| 99896463 | RELENTLESS GRIND |
| 99908102 | RETIRED PALADIN GUILD |
| 99901392 | RICH GIRL EMPIRE |
| 99906982 | RINKRAT |
| 99907463 | ROAD WARRIOR |
| 99908048 | RODEO SPACE COWBOY |
| 99897859 | ROOOMIE |
| 99904974 | SALTY BRANDS |
| 99897807 | SALTY VIBES |
| 99897797 | SALTY VIBZ |
| 99903258 | SEX NERD |
| 99904239 | SIP & PUTT |
| 99903734 | SMILE ADDICTS |
| 99901885 | SO FAR SO FUN |
| 99906124 | SON OF THE 6TH |
| 99906173 | SOPHISTICATED COUNTRY LADY |
| 99897278 | SORRY I’M GROWING |
| 99898061 | SPRAYGIRL |
| 99906937 | SQUATCH BRO |
| 99903964 | STAY LONGER, PLAY LONGER |
| 99900388 | STAY SHIFTY |
| 99902783 | STICKER WISDOM |
| 99903868 | STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS |
| 99905502 | TAILGATE TOWN |
| 99898723 | TERP CLUB |
| 99882833 | THAT ONE PRISON WIFE |
| 99900556 | THAT TOUR LIFE |
| 99907794 | THE GOAT MOTHER GREATEST OF ALL TIME MOTHER |
| 99901269 | TRENDY MAN |
| 99903375 | TRUPUBLICANS |
| 99901133 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRTY |
| 99907630 | UNASHAMEDLY FORCE FREE |
| 99908647 | UNHINGED BUT THRIVING |
| 99906570 | WASHED UP CLUB |
| 99907291 | WE DONT PICK FIGHTS WE CATCH FLIGHTS |
| 99901065 | WE GO WAY BACK |
| 99901050 | WE THE EXHAUSTED |
| 99908090 | WHY NOT U.S. |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99908958 | BALLSTARS |
| 99906578 | BETCHA CAN’T WIN |
| 99902514 | BRIGHT BUILDS |
| 99898152 | CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT |
| 99903022 | DRAGON JUICE |
| 99904210 | FLUFFYSAURUS |
| 99906047 | GOOD HUGS |
| 99903422 | GROUNDING GROUNDHOG |
| 99907585 | HELIUM HEROES |
| 99908390 | JELLY SQUISH |
| 99903959 | JOY |
| 99900077 | LIL BELLY DOLLS |
| 99899071 | LIL’ TOE BEANS |
| 99897748 | MONSTER JAIL |
| 99908399 | NICE CREAM CONE |
| 99905431 | NO BAD DAYS |
| 99905421 | NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO |
| 99902391 | PANTHERESS |
| 99908409 | PEACE O’ CAKE |
| 99887500 | PLAYSCAPE |
| 99901869 | POCKET ZEN |
| 99901251 | SESQUIPEDALIAN |
| 99908403 | SUPER SOLID SQUISH |
| 99905502 | TAILGATE TOWN |
| 99902179 | TINY TERRORS |
| 99905434 | TO MY DAD |
| 99905235 | WIZARD BRICKS |
| 99905255 | WIZARD LINKS |
| 99900952 | WORRY CUBE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
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