MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 21 June – 27 June 2026

Holy moly, y’all. There are a LOT of applications to look at in classes 016 and 025.  I think this is one of the most heavily curated weeks I’ve ever done. ~MM

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99906309ANOTHER FUCKING CANDLE
99906003DEEP REVERENCE
99908786DISCOVERY CANDLES
99898119EXQUISITE HEART
99908570FOR EVERY JOURNEY
99898079FOREVER YOUR GIRL
99900662GOOP
99898140LOVING HUMAN
99908123RED WHITE AND BBQ
99897811SALT HOUSE
99897409STACKERS
99900659THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA     – Surprised it took Goop this long to apply!
99898107WORTH OWN YOURSELF

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99907666ALL-CLEAR
99901068ATL CERTIFIED
99901057ATLANTA’S OG
99901061ATLANTA’S ORIGINAL
99905761BUTTONS
99899390DADPHONE
99896682DIRTY BROADS
99899105DOUG
99903091FORGE
99897563HALO
99905924HIDDEN SPY
99904744JUSTIFIED KNOWING NOTHING
99905843LET THE PEOPLE SING
99899915LIFT
99903708LOCAL LEGEND
99903945MAKIN’ MAGIC
99897601NATIONAL WOOF LEAGUE
99901654OPTICS
99901655SILHOUETTE
99905502TAILGATE TOWN
99901065WE GO WAY BACK

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

998970705IFTEEN
99908005BABY BEAST
99902570BEADABLE BLISS
99904835BMCS LIFE
99907740BOOP BUTTONS
99908694CALM RISE
99899800CHUBBYBAND
99903107DRAGON JUICE
99903624EVERLIGHT
99905134EVERYBODY GOT PROBLEMS
99896328FINE, THANKS
99901444GOLD MAMA
99897672LOVE. CHOSEN.
99903069PAST IS PRESENT
99903117PRETTY MATTERS
99906091SCURRY
99906280SKULLDICE
99908738SNOW AURA
99906173SOPHISTICATED COUNTRY LADY
99908740SPARKLES GODDESS
99899595TEMPLE
99901991THE GLAM KIT
99898447WEALTH INSURANCE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99905836ALLY MCBITCH     – Yes, perfect time to parody a TV show from 30 years ago.
99901763AMERICAN PATRIOT
99896709ART SPICES
99896462ARTISTIC GEEK
99901068ATL CERTIFIED
99901057ATLANTA’S OG
99901061ATLANTA’S ORIGINAL
99907542BECAUSE IT WORKS
99904936BLIND SPOTS, DEAF SPOTS, DUMB SPOTS
99908130CATHOLIC AMERICAN BIBLE
99898385CHERE AMIE
99898152CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT
99900013CHRISTIAN ART PUBLISHERS
99904108CROWNED PATH
99903498DELUSIONAL DIARIES
99903777DID I SHAVE MY LEGS FOR THIS?
99896682DIRTY BROADS
99903902ENCHANTED BOOKISH GIFTS
99908581ENCORE
99908663EVERY CHILD BELONGS
99904040FINALLY FINISHED JOURNAL
99902659GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION
99902617GLIMMER
99896970GOODNIGHT, ME. I LOVE ME.
99905236GTFO!
99900309GUARANTEED VALUE
99908129GUARDIANS OF EDEN
99908384HEARTFUL ELOQUENCE
99898979HEARTS ON ADHD
99898660HERO’S PARTY
99901558HOBBY VAULT
99907628HUNTER BIDEN
99909212IT DOESN’T MATTER I DON’T MATTER
99908240JESUS FOUND
99905843LET THE PEOPLE SING
99897073LIMITED EDITIONS CLUB
99904047MINDFUL MINUTE JOURNAL
99905431NO BAD DAYS
99905421NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO
99900166NOMAD
99905948ONE MINUTE WITH GOD FOR MEN
99905985ONE MINUTE WITH GOD FOR WOMEN
99901299ORBIT
99908961PASTELPAINT
99907748PAWSITIVELY AMERICAN
99901390POSITIVE PIECES
99900206QUICKER BOARD
99901097RAISING LITTLE TALKERS
99903812READ MORE, SWIPE LESS
99901392RICH GIRL EMPIRE
99897797SALTY VIBZ
99906091SCURRY
99899801SELF HELP-ISH BOOKS
99906350SLEEP BALLOON
99902783STICKER WISDOM
99903628THE DACHSHUND GANG
99908795THE FAMILY FAITH
99901065WE GO WAY BACK
99901050WE THE EXHAUSTED
99899971WHISKEY SHENANIGANS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99907135768
99898152CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT
99905058COOLZIE
99896682DIRTY BROADS
99905134EVERYBODY GOT PROBLEMS
99896297EZ-COOKS
99898869FIREBUG
99908690GLAM GADGETS
99900309GUARANTEED VALUE
99899693HERE FOR NOW. NOT FOREVER.
99898660HERO’S PARTY
99900833HONOR HOME
99908606KEEP TEXAS RED
99905525LAUNDRY LAD
99905531LAUNDRY LADY
99905596LIVE MORE. LEAVE LESS.
99899730MANGIA! TUTTI MANGIA!
99908021MIDNIGHT POUR
99901474MORNING SALAD
99905431NO BAD DAYS
99905421NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO
99900231NO BEND BASKET
99897457PAINTER’S PARTNER
99904921PLAYA VIDA
99900165PRESS BABE
99902126PULSE
99899138RIGHT THINGS
99897797SALTY VIBZ
99902562SCOTCH & SODA
99905906SLAY THE TRAY
99907329STOP DRINKING PLASTIC
99905502TAILGATE TOWN
99907800THE GOAT FATHER GREATEST OF ALL TIME FATHER
99907794THE GOAT MOTHER GREATEST OF ALL TIME MOTHER

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

998970021504
999019342225
99896344ALPHA FEMALES
99908145ALPHA MENTALITY
99899630ARTIST AT WORK
99901068ATL CERTIFIED
99907471ATLANTA CULTURE
99901057ATLANTA’S OG
99901061ATLANTA’S ORIGINAL
99897044BAD ACTOR
99901052BAGEL BRAT
99908958BALLSTARS
99907127BE A CHIHUAHUA
99908503BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME
99902327BLUEWATER LIFESTYLE
99903369BOAT PERV
99906438BOATS AND HOES
99897049BORN FOR LEAVING
99904449BRA FITTING SALON
99898152CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT
99908981COUNTRY CITY GIRL
99899211COWBOY CODE
99901311CYBERPUNK AMERICANA
99909150D.E.I. (DON’T EVER INSINUATE)
99903777DID I SHAVE MY LEGS FOR THIS?
99896682DIRTY BROADS
99898769DO U PILATE?
99898745DO YOU PILATE?
99896649DUMOCRAT
99896387DUMOCRATS
99907974EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
99905134EVERYBODY GOT PROBLEMS
99903251FOR MOMS WHO RAISE HELL AND BABIES
99909260FOUND OUTDOORS
99897632FREE DYKE HUGS
99900614GIRLS RUN THIS
99904376GOD IS THE PROCESS, TRUST THE PROCESS
99897406GOLF IS THERAPY
99896970GOODNIGHT, ME. I LOVE ME.
99899629GOTH HOES
99903586HOT LATINAS MELT ICE
99898658HOTTI YACHTI
99897147I AIN’T A CODER BUT DON’T PUSH ME.
99899441I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY.
99907737IF PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE, THEY DON’T HAVE ANY.  ANYONE CAN ACT IGNORANT BEING RUDE AND BAD MANNERED, BUT NOT EVERYBODY CAN ACT LIKE THEY HAVE SOME SENSE. SO I CHALLENGE THOSE WHO CAN, TO ACT AS IF THEY HAVE SOME INTELLIGENCE.
99904902IN THE POCKET
99909212IT DOESN’T MATTER I DON’T MATTER
99897803IT’S NOT THE SAME GETTING HIGH WITHOUT YOU
99903959JOY
99902971JUST A GIRL FROM BROOKLYN
99908606KEEP TEXAS RED
99905843LET THE PEOPLE SING
99895696LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT SHOES
99906756LIFE’S BETTER HOOKED
99903914MADE IN AMERICA TOO
99906206MAKE AMERICA A DEMOCRACY AGAIN
99898754MAKE AMERICAN MUSCLE GREAT AGAIN
99897262MAKING RECORDS NOT EXCUSES
99899730MANGIA! TUTTI MANGIA!
99909151ME, MOM & ME
99901474MORNING SALAD
99899271MOTHER’S NATURE
99908539NATURALLY BREATHABLE
99905431NO BAD DAYS
99905421NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO
99903264NO JACKET REQUIRED
99896647NOT MARRIED.   NO CHILDREN.   NOT STRANGE.
99909108NOT TODAY, DAYTON
99901086NOTHING SERIOUS
99903015PARTY OF ZERO
99905384PEACE TREATY ON LOVE
99898767PEACEKEEPERS
99904921PLAYA VIDA
99897766PROFITABLE WIFE
99903808PROUD TO BE WOKE
99909141PUT A HAT ON IT!
99908044QUARTER IRISH
99900374QUITTING GUARANTEES YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT
99901214REAL PERSON
99908888REGULAR WHITE GUY
99896463RELENTLESS GRIND
99908102RETIRED PALADIN GUILD
99901392RICH GIRL EMPIRE
99906982RINKRAT
99907463ROAD WARRIOR
99908048RODEO SPACE COWBOY
99897859ROOOMIE
99904974SALTY BRANDS
99897807SALTY VIBES
99897797SALTY VIBZ
99903258SEX NERD
99904239SIP & PUTT
99903734SMILE ADDICTS
99901885SO FAR SO FUN
99906124SON OF THE 6TH
99906173SOPHISTICATED COUNTRY LADY
99897278SORRY I’M GROWING
99898061SPRAYGIRL
99906937SQUATCH BRO
99903964STAY LONGER, PLAY LONGER
99900388STAY SHIFTY
99902783STICKER WISDOM
99903868STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS
99905502TAILGATE TOWN
99898723TERP CLUB
99882833THAT ONE PRISON WIFE
99900556THAT TOUR LIFE
99907794THE GOAT MOTHER GREATEST OF ALL TIME MOTHER
99901269TRENDY MAN
99903375TRUPUBLICANS
99901133UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRTY
99907630UNASHAMEDLY FORCE FREE
99908647UNHINGED BUT THRIVING
99906570WASHED UP CLUB
99907291WE DONT PICK FIGHTS WE CATCH FLIGHTS
99901065WE GO WAY BACK
99901050WE THE EXHAUSTED
99908090WHY NOT U.S.

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99908958BALLSTARS
99906578BETCHA CAN’T WIN
99902514BRIGHT BUILDS
99898152CHILDREN’S ART PROJECT
99903022DRAGON JUICE
99904210FLUFFYSAURUS
99906047GOOD HUGS
99903422GROUNDING GROUNDHOG
99907585HELIUM HEROES
99908390JELLY SQUISH
99903959JOY
99900077LIL BELLY DOLLS
99899071LIL’ TOE BEANS
99897748MONSTER JAIL
99908399NICE CREAM CONE
99905431NO BAD DAYS
99905421NO BAD DAYS IN KALAMAZOO
99902391PANTHERESS
99908409PEACE O’ CAKE
99887500PLAYSCAPE
99901869POCKET ZEN
99901251SESQUIPEDALIAN
99908403SUPER SOLID SQUISH
99905502TAILGATE TOWN
99902179TINY TERRORS
99905434TO MY DAD
99905235WIZARD BRICKS
99905255WIZARD LINKS
99900952WORRY CUBE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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