MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 17 May – 23 May 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99829471& ONLY THIS
99836444CANDHEAL
99829204COASTAL LIGHT
99836026LET’S GO TO THE RANCH
99834391LIGHT WHISPER
99829474PETAL PUSHER
99829533STRAWFLOWER
99831293SUGAR WITCH
99829600YOU ARE AN AMAZING DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99830973AETHER
99834382AIR BUMP
99833746BUBBLEGUM
99836489DINO MOMMY
99831235DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
99833808ENTIRELY FABRICATED
99833813INTENTIONAL ERRORS
99829238INVESTIGATORS
99829316MARBLE
99828326MOTHERFOLKERS
99834649PRAYMANIA
99833750ROYAL BLUE
99833759ROYAL GOLD
99833755ROYAL RED
99833809SUPER MIXTAPE
99840052THE NAUGHTY MERMAIDS CLUB
99836120TRIPLE
99833815VOICE BOXES

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99832704AFTER SUNDAY
99833554AS TIMELESS ELEGANCE
99832590AS U WISH
99829892BEING YOU ALWAYS FITS.
99832950BRILLIANT GROWN
99833109CLAIM YOUR AURA
99833917CREATING THE EXTRAORDINARY
99833873DETERMINED WARRIORS
99835350DIAMOND CLASSIC JEWELRY
99831039DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
99840466EXCHANGE LIFE
99835484GOLD BRACELETS FOR WOMEN
99830007GOOFBALL
99832292GUARD WHAT MATTERS
99830963HORSES OVER EVERYTHING
99829958KEEP HER SPOILED
99841489LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WEAR BORING JEWELRY
99835281MORE LOVE
99829920MY HEART
99835640OPERATION POSITIVE VIBES
99835766PEACE JEWELERS
99832583ROTTEN AMERICA
99831976WRITTEN IN GOLD
99830841YES

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99829690A WELL ROOTED HEART
99828972AFTERLIFE CREDIT CARD
99835433ALMOST FRIDAY
99840983BE CHEEKY, STAY WILD, LIVE FREE
99840913BE TOO HAPPY TO BE TRIGGERED
99829641BEHIND EVERY SUCCESS
99828571BOOK BUNNY
99828756CERTIFIED THAT BITCH
99840929CHEEKY, WILD & FREE
99833917CREATING THE EXTRAORDINARY
99833778CROWN JEWELS
99840919DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT
99834514DONATE, IT HELPS OTHERS MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU
99833505EMOTIONAL ETIQUETTE
99833808ENTIRELY FABRICATED
99840859EVERYTHING IS FIGUREOUTABLE
99835767FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS VOTE ALONE
99829646GRACE AFTER GRIEF
99831663GRACEFULLY MADE ART
99833794GREATS
99839700HALL OF FAME
99832871HOT TEARS
99829238INVESTIGATORS
99834843I’M HIS
99830023LIBERALLY PATRIOTIC
99832824LIVE WEIRD OR DIE
99833599LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FULL COLOR!
99828326MOTHERFOLKERS
99836592MY BUSY BEST LIFE
99840622NICE BABY
99832616NO SHELF LIFE
99835640OPERATION POSITIVE VIBES
99834706PICK A PATH
99833750ROYAL BLUE
99833759ROYAL GOLD
99833755ROYAL RED
99841618SKI LIKE A GIRL.
99834218SPEEDY PUBLISHING
99831293SUGAR WITCH
99833809SUPER MIXTAPE
99833901THOU SHALT JOURNAL
99829564YES, IT’S GAY

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99828186AS ALWAYS, IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE BUT NOT AFRAID, INFORMED BUT NOT INCAPACITATED AND EDUCATED CAUSE THIS IS NOT THE END ALL BE ALL
99841716BAKER SCRAPER
99833007BATH JOURNEY
99829622BEHIND EVERY BITE
99829641BEHIND EVERY SUCCESS
99829892BEING YOU ALWAYS FITS.
99830123BESTMUG
99840414BUBBLE CAKE
99839635DON’T DRINK PLASTIC.
99831039DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
99833463ELEVATE EVERY MOMENT
99835075FOR YOUR LITTLE ONE
99835163FRIDAY ON A MONDAY
99840707GLASS HALF FULL
99831663GRACEFULLY MADE ART
99832292GUARD WHAT MATTERS
99839700HALL OF FAME
99839232KIDS PREFERRED
99832028LET LOVE GUIDE YOUR WAY
99836026LET’S GO TO THE RANCH
99830023LIBERALLY PATRIOTIC
99834991LIVE WITH GRATITUDE
99829710LOVE, ALASKA
99841436MANTRA MUGS
99832616NO SHELF LIFE
99835378OPEN HOUSE
99839595POD POTTERY
99830422RESPECT THE SAUCE
99841622SKI LIKE A GIRL.
99834954SMARTY PLATES
99836235THE SMILE STRAW
99829609TITANIUM PAN
99835428WELCOME TO THE MOTHERSHIP
99833851WELL STOCKED HOME

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99836102“Y’ALL DON’T HATE WHITE SUPREMACY ENOUGH FOR ME”
9984115269 IS FINE, BUT I PREFER 68… YOU DO ME AND I’LL OWE YOU ONE
99832512ALL-IN FOR CHRIST
99829992ANGRY FARMER
99828186AS ALWAYS, IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE BUT NOT AFRAID, INFORMED BUT NOT INCAPACITATED AND EDUCATED CAUSE THIS IS NOT THE END ALL BE ALL
99831626BAD DECISIONS
99829065BATTER UP
99840983BE CHEEKY, STAY WILD, LIVE FREE
99836077BE KIND, SIEMPRE
99840913BE TOO HAPPY TO BE TRIGGERED
99833954BITCH THERAPIST
99828571BOOK BUNNY
99841693BORN SINNERS
99833132BRING JESUS
99840551CALI VIBEZ
99833944CERTIFIED DIEHARD
99840929CHEEKY, WILD & FREE
99841633CONTROL YOUR CRAZY
99829830CPAP MAFIA
99830500CURSED MILLENIALS
99829911DAD MOB
99828441DAD’S WITH BEARDS ARE BETTER     [sic]
99836489DINO MOMMY
99834514DONATE, IT HELPS OTHERS MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU
99839635DON’T DRINK PLASTIC.
99832644DON’T FUCK WITH MY BEAGLES
99835768DON’T GET DUMB WHEN THE BILL COME.
99831235DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
99832819DYNO DINOS
99834961FAITH & FASTBALLS
99836481FATHER BODY
99833572FLAT AF
99830089FLAT AND FREE
99840610FORGED FATHER
99835767FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS VOTE ALONE
99831331GAY FOR THE USA
99834930GEESE
99840707GLASS HALF FULL
99828611GOOD HUMANS
99832292GUARD WHAT MATTERS
99829554HAPPINESS OVER HEROIN
99830963HORSES OVER EVERYTHING
99833920HUSTLE MOM
99840962I AM THAT…
99831669I JUST CAME TO HOOP
99834843I’M HIS
99834866I’M  NOT MEAN, I’M DISCERNING
99828287IT’S IN ME AND ON ME
99832028LET LOVE GUIDE YOUR WAY
99836026LET’S GO TO THE RANCH
99830023LIBERALLY PATRIOTIC
99832824LIVE WEIRD OR DIE
99829710LOVE, ALASKA
99828335MATCHINGFESTIVEPJS
99831128MINI JESUS
99828326MOTHERFOLKERS
99829920MY HEART
99833742NO BASKET B**CH
99832616NO SHELF LIFE
99830304OLD SCHOOL
99840064ON MY DICK
99835640OPERATION POSITIVE VIBES
99833501ORIGINAL HUMAN
99840299PARISIAN POWER
99835605POSH
99828592PRETTY ISN’T FRAGILE
99836195PRETTY WOMEN DOING BEAUTIFUL THINGS
99829281PTSD     – Same applicant as the next phrase.
99829286PTSD (PARENTS OF TEENAGE SONS AND DAUGHTERS)     – Hey, can we stop making “witty” phrases out of illnesses? KTHX.
99834437RESPECT THE SCRUBS
99832853ROAD TRIP
99828651ROSE HIJAB
99841609RUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
99840296SADDLES
99841618SKI LIKE A GIRL.
99841622SKI LIKE A GIRL.
99831167STRIVING 4 GREATNESS
99829183STRONGER THAN GRAVITY
99831293SUGAR WITCH
99839766TAKE HEART
99840052THE NAUGHTY MERMAIDS CLUB
99829221TRACTOR BOYS
99835412WELCOME TO THE MOTHERSHIP
99841691YACHT SOCKS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99830356ACE WINGS
99835433ALMOST FRIDAY
99830257BULLY BALL
99828756CERTIFIED THAT BITCH
99832814DINO FANG
99831039DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES
99832820DYNO DINOS
99835075FOR YOUR LITTLE ONE
99831663GRACEFULLY MADE ART
99832292GUARD WHAT MATTERS
99839232KIDS PREFERRED
99833221PARADOX PUZZLES
99834555PETITE PLAYHOUSE
99839885PRAYER PUPS
99829357PUZZLEPOPS
99829055THROW IN A ROW
99839434TO MY LOVE
99833377TOYS AND TRUNKS
99829753WELL STOCKED HOLIDAY
99833493WORRY STONE     – Goods: fidget toys.

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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