DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99829471 | & ONLY THIS |
| 99836444 | CANDHEAL |
| 99829204 | COASTAL LIGHT |
| 99836026 | LET’S GO TO THE RANCH |
| 99834391 | LIGHT WHISPER |
| 99829474 | PETAL PUSHER |
| 99829533 | STRAWFLOWER |
| 99831293 | SUGAR WITCH |
| 99829600 | YOU ARE AN AMAZING DAUGHTER-IN-LAW |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99830973 | AETHER |
| 99834382 | AIR BUMP |
| 99833746 | BUBBLEGUM |
| 99836489 | DINO MOMMY |
| 99831235 | DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES |
| 99833808 | ENTIRELY FABRICATED |
| 99833813 | INTENTIONAL ERRORS |
| 99829238 | INVESTIGATORS |
| 99829316 | MARBLE |
| 99828326 | MOTHERFOLKERS |
| 99834649 | PRAYMANIA |
| 99833750 | ROYAL BLUE |
| 99833759 | ROYAL GOLD |
| 99833755 | ROYAL RED |
| 99833809 | SUPER MIXTAPE |
| 99840052 | THE NAUGHTY MERMAIDS CLUB |
| 99836120 | TRIPLE |
| 99833815 | VOICE BOXES |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99832704 | AFTER SUNDAY |
| 99833554 | AS TIMELESS ELEGANCE |
| 99832590 | AS U WISH |
| 99829892 | BEING YOU ALWAYS FITS. |
| 99832950 | BRILLIANT GROWN |
| 99833109 | CLAIM YOUR AURA |
| 99833917 | CREATING THE EXTRAORDINARY |
| 99833873 | DETERMINED WARRIORS |
| 99835350 | DIAMOND CLASSIC JEWELRY |
| 99831039 | DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES |
| 99840466 | EXCHANGE LIFE |
| 99835484 | GOLD BRACELETS FOR WOMEN |
| 99830007 | GOOFBALL |
| 99832292 | GUARD WHAT MATTERS |
| 99830963 | HORSES OVER EVERYTHING |
| 99829958 | KEEP HER SPOILED |
| 99841489 | LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WEAR BORING JEWELRY |
| 99835281 | MORE LOVE |
| 99829920 | MY HEART |
| 99835640 | OPERATION POSITIVE VIBES |
| 99835766 | PEACE JEWELERS |
| 99832583 | ROTTEN AMERICA |
| 99831976 | WRITTEN IN GOLD |
| 99830841 | YES |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99829690 | A WELL ROOTED HEART |
| 99828972 | AFTERLIFE CREDIT CARD |
| 99835433 | ALMOST FRIDAY |
| 99840983 | BE CHEEKY, STAY WILD, LIVE FREE |
| 99840913 | BE TOO HAPPY TO BE TRIGGERED |
| 99829641 | BEHIND EVERY SUCCESS |
| 99828571 | BOOK BUNNY |
| 99828756 | CERTIFIED THAT BITCH |
| 99840929 | CHEEKY, WILD & FREE |
| 99833917 | CREATING THE EXTRAORDINARY |
| 99833778 | CROWN JEWELS |
| 99840919 | DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT |
| 99834514 | DONATE, IT HELPS OTHERS MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU |
| 99833505 | EMOTIONAL ETIQUETTE |
| 99833808 | ENTIRELY FABRICATED |
| 99840859 | EVERYTHING IS FIGUREOUTABLE |
| 99835767 | FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS VOTE ALONE |
| 99829646 | GRACE AFTER GRIEF |
| 99831663 | GRACEFULLY MADE ART |
| 99833794 | GREATS |
| 99839700 | HALL OF FAME |
| 99832871 | HOT TEARS |
| 99829238 | INVESTIGATORS |
| 99834843 | I’M HIS |
| 99830023 | LIBERALLY PATRIOTIC |
| 99832824 | LIVE WEIRD OR DIE |
| 99833599 | LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FULL COLOR! |
| 99828326 | MOTHERFOLKERS |
| 99836592 | MY BUSY BEST LIFE |
| 99840622 | NICE BABY |
| 99832616 | NO SHELF LIFE |
| 99835640 | OPERATION POSITIVE VIBES |
| 99834706 | PICK A PATH |
| 99833750 | ROYAL BLUE |
| 99833759 | ROYAL GOLD |
| 99833755 | ROYAL RED |
| 99841618 | SKI LIKE A GIRL. |
| 99834218 | SPEEDY PUBLISHING |
| 99831293 | SUGAR WITCH |
| 99833809 | SUPER MIXTAPE |
| 99833901 | THOU SHALT JOURNAL |
| 99829564 | YES, IT’S GAY |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99828186 | AS ALWAYS, IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE BUT NOT AFRAID, INFORMED BUT NOT INCAPACITATED AND EDUCATED CAUSE THIS IS NOT THE END ALL BE ALL |
| 99841716 | BAKER SCRAPER |
| 99833007 | BATH JOURNEY |
| 99829622 | BEHIND EVERY BITE |
| 99829641 | BEHIND EVERY SUCCESS |
| 99829892 | BEING YOU ALWAYS FITS. |
| 99830123 | BESTMUG |
| 99840414 | BUBBLE CAKE |
| 99839635 | DON’T DRINK PLASTIC. |
| 99831039 | DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES |
| 99833463 | ELEVATE EVERY MOMENT |
| 99835075 | FOR YOUR LITTLE ONE |
| 99835163 | FRIDAY ON A MONDAY |
| 99840707 | GLASS HALF FULL |
| 99831663 | GRACEFULLY MADE ART |
| 99832292 | GUARD WHAT MATTERS |
| 99839700 | HALL OF FAME |
| 99839232 | KIDS PREFERRED |
| 99832028 | LET LOVE GUIDE YOUR WAY |
| 99836026 | LET’S GO TO THE RANCH |
| 99830023 | LIBERALLY PATRIOTIC |
| 99834991 | LIVE WITH GRATITUDE |
| 99829710 | LOVE, ALASKA |
| 99841436 | MANTRA MUGS |
| 99832616 | NO SHELF LIFE |
| 99835378 | OPEN HOUSE |
| 99839595 | POD POTTERY |
| 99830422 | RESPECT THE SAUCE |
| 99841622 | SKI LIKE A GIRL. |
| 99834954 | SMARTY PLATES |
| 99836235 | THE SMILE STRAW |
| 99829609 | TITANIUM PAN |
| 99835428 | WELCOME TO THE MOTHERSHIP |
| 99833851 | WELL STOCKED HOME |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99836102 | “Y’ALL DON’T HATE WHITE SUPREMACY ENOUGH FOR ME” |
| 99841152 | 69 IS FINE, BUT I PREFER 68… YOU DO ME AND I’LL OWE YOU ONE |
| 99832512 | ALL-IN FOR CHRIST |
| 99829992 | ANGRY FARMER |
| 99828186 | AS ALWAYS, IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE BUT NOT AFRAID, INFORMED BUT NOT INCAPACITATED AND EDUCATED CAUSE THIS IS NOT THE END ALL BE ALL |
| 99831626 | BAD DECISIONS |
| 99829065 | BATTER UP |
| 99840983 | BE CHEEKY, STAY WILD, LIVE FREE |
| 99836077 | BE KIND, SIEMPRE |
| 99840913 | BE TOO HAPPY TO BE TRIGGERED |
| 99833954 | BITCH THERAPIST |
| 99828571 | BOOK BUNNY |
| 99841693 | BORN SINNERS |
| 99833132 | BRING JESUS |
| 99840551 | CALI VIBEZ |
| 99833944 | CERTIFIED DIEHARD |
| 99840929 | CHEEKY, WILD & FREE |
| 99841633 | CONTROL YOUR CRAZY |
| 99829830 | CPAP MAFIA |
| 99830500 | CURSED MILLENIALS |
| 99829911 | DAD MOB |
| 99828441 | DAD’S WITH BEARDS ARE BETTER [sic] |
| 99836489 | DINO MOMMY |
| 99834514 | DONATE, IT HELPS OTHERS MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU |
| 99839635 | DON’T DRINK PLASTIC. |
| 99832644 | DON’T FUCK WITH MY BEAGLES |
| 99835768 | DON’T GET DUMB WHEN THE BILL COME. |
| 99831235 | DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES |
| 99832819 | DYNO DINOS |
| 99834961 | FAITH & FASTBALLS |
| 99836481 | FATHER BODY |
| 99833572 | FLAT AF |
| 99830089 | FLAT AND FREE |
| 99840610 | FORGED FATHER |
| 99835767 | FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS VOTE ALONE |
| 99831331 | GAY FOR THE USA |
| 99834930 | GEESE |
| 99840707 | GLASS HALF FULL |
| 99828611 | GOOD HUMANS |
| 99832292 | GUARD WHAT MATTERS |
| 99829554 | HAPPINESS OVER HEROIN |
| 99830963 | HORSES OVER EVERYTHING |
| 99833920 | HUSTLE MOM |
| 99840962 | I AM THAT… |
| 99831669 | I JUST CAME TO HOOP |
| 99834843 | I’M HIS |
| 99834866 | I’M NOT MEAN, I’M DISCERNING |
| 99828287 | IT’S IN ME AND ON ME |
| 99832028 | LET LOVE GUIDE YOUR WAY |
| 99836026 | LET’S GO TO THE RANCH |
| 99830023 | LIBERALLY PATRIOTIC |
| 99832824 | LIVE WEIRD OR DIE |
| 99829710 | LOVE, ALASKA |
| 99828335 | MATCHINGFESTIVEPJS |
| 99831128 | MINI JESUS |
| 99828326 | MOTHERFOLKERS |
| 99829920 | MY HEART |
| 99833742 | NO BASKET B**CH |
| 99832616 | NO SHELF LIFE |
| 99830304 | OLD SCHOOL |
| 99840064 | ON MY DICK |
| 99835640 | OPERATION POSITIVE VIBES |
| 99833501 | ORIGINAL HUMAN |
| 99840299 | PARISIAN POWER |
| 99835605 | POSH |
| 99828592 | PRETTY ISN’T FRAGILE |
| 99836195 | PRETTY WOMEN DOING BEAUTIFUL THINGS |
| 99829281 | PTSD – Same applicant as the next phrase. |
| 99829286 | PTSD (PARENTS OF TEENAGE SONS AND DAUGHTERS) – Hey, can we stop making “witty” phrases out of illnesses? KTHX. |
| 99834437 | RESPECT THE SCRUBS |
| 99832853 | ROAD TRIP |
| 99828651 | ROSE HIJAB |
| 99841609 | RUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT |
| 99840296 | SADDLES |
| 99841618 | SKI LIKE A GIRL. |
| 99841622 | SKI LIKE A GIRL. |
| 99831167 | STRIVING 4 GREATNESS |
| 99829183 | STRONGER THAN GRAVITY |
| 99831293 | SUGAR WITCH |
| 99839766 | TAKE HEART |
| 99840052 | THE NAUGHTY MERMAIDS CLUB |
| 99829221 | TRACTOR BOYS |
| 99835412 | WELCOME TO THE MOTHERSHIP |
| 99841691 | YACHT SOCKS |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99830356 | ACE WINGS |
| 99835433 | ALMOST FRIDAY |
| 99830257 | BULLY BALL |
| 99828756 | CERTIFIED THAT BITCH |
| 99832814 | DINO FANG |
| 99831039 | DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES |
| 99832820 | DYNO DINOS |
| 99835075 | FOR YOUR LITTLE ONE |
| 99831663 | GRACEFULLY MADE ART |
| 99832292 | GUARD WHAT MATTERS |
| 99839232 | KIDS PREFERRED |
| 99833221 | PARADOX PUZZLES |
| 99834555 | PETITE PLAYHOUSE |
| 99839885 | PRAYER PUPS |
| 99829357 | PUZZLEPOPS |
| 99829055 | THROW IN A ROW |
| 99839434 | TO MY LOVE |
| 99833377 | TOYS AND TRUNKS |
| 99829753 | WELL STOCKED HOLIDAY |
| 99833493 | WORRY STONE – Goods: fidget toys. |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
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