MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 12 April – 18 April 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES      – Applicant is Sarah J. Maas’s company, Fireheart Inc.
99763651ARCTIC MOONLIGHT
99763678ARCTIC NIGHTS
99759784COCONUT LANE
99762353GOOD GIRL
99765397MODERN FORESTRY
99762234SMELLS LIKE NEW APARTMENT
99762236THE SWEET SMELL OF RECOVERY
99769623TWIN TORCH

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES
99770985AIR STICKER
99762413BABY GANGSTER
99759118BE IN YOUR HAPPY
99771246C-CHARGE
99769573DELIVERY DATE AI
99769396FOOLISH
99765772GLORIOUS THOUGHTS
99767474LIGHT MINDS
99767481LIGHT ORIGINS
99765372LIGHTMARK
99760662LIQUIDMETAL
99761861MAKE AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN
99763649MOJO
99770503OPTIMIZING HEALTH
99770565OPTIMIZING LIFE
99770572OPTIMIZING LIFESTYLE
99770520OPTIMIZING TAX
99758587PDF READER – IMAGE TO PDF
99759960PREDICTIVELIFE
99758590VOLUME BOOSTER – SOUND BOOSTER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

997688781OVE
99765556365 DAYS OF ALOHA
99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES
99761983DATING BY COLORS
99766158DON’T CRUSH YOUR JUNK
99761213ELEVATED ELEGANCE
99766218EVERLASTING JEWELRY
99759172GEMBABY
99762883GOD IS TEA
99764686HUGS JUST FEEL GOOD
99766549JEWELRY BASICS
99770880MORE YOU
99768115MOXIE
99765745QUICK CLICKS
99765705QUICK TWIST
99763643TEJANO TIME
99769946TIME BOX
99770344TRUE PROOF
99768684UNIQUELY YOU AND I
99766710WATCH AFFINITY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES
99760037ADULT LEARN MODEL
99771084ALTERED CREATURES
99764295AMERICA’S SUPERHEROES
99768628ANALYTICAL GRAMMAR
99768853BEST OF SAN DIEGO
99759010BIG AND BOLD BOOKS
99768666COLORNOOK
99770416CRAFT JUICE
99760972CREATE DECORATE CELEBRATE
99765935CUSTOM SIGNAL CARDS
99766158DON’T CRUSH YOUR JUNK
99770155DOODLES
99761305EMOTIONAL HOARDER
99766603FEMNOMENON
99769396FOOLISH
99767688GOOD BOY
99760366HAPPY PAGES
99771779HERO MINDSET
99765075LIVING ON PURPOSE
99759415LOVE SCRAPS
99770879MAGICAL WISH BALL
99769218MORE PRAYING LESS SAYING
99770648MY MEDICAL MAKEOVER
99765304NOTEORIOUS
99763758ONE MINUTE WITH GOD
99769280OWN YOUR AURA
99771062POSTCARD EXPLORERS
99761151PREPARE YOUR WAY
99771097PROLONG YOUR WAY
99771152PROMOTE YOUR WAY
99765837SLEAZY GREETINGS
99761426STYLD DECALS
99768871SWEET TEA & BIBLE SCRIPTURES
99760200SWIMMING WITH CONFIDENCE
99762059WOKE DREAMER
99770760YOUR WAY

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES
99767740ARTGIRL
99760032BOTTLE FLIGHT
99763593BROKEN COFFEE
99766610CAREFUL
99766158DON’T CRUSH YOUR JUNK
99769157EARN YOUR BOOZE
99767367FAVORITE DAUGHTER
99762883GOD IS TEA
99767688GOOD BOY
99767662KEEP CALM AND DRINK SPIKED POP
99763940LET’S GO JESUS
99769297LIBERTY CLOTH     – Two different applicants here for the same phrase.
99772042LIBERTY CLOTH
99766433LITTLE HERO
99765608MAKE YOUR LAST SIP COLDER THAN YOUR FIRST
99763600MIRACLE SCRUBBER
99766698PREDATOR
99765462PURE PANS
99770517SIPGUARD
99764838STICK FIGURE
99764761STICK YOUR DIP
99771980TEA BY THE SEA
99769121TEAVERSE
99763643TEJANO TIME
99766417TEN THOUSAND POTS
99759308YOU OK SIS?
99766387ZIPPY CUP

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99764270212
99765067975
99769805#ITONLYGETSBETTER
99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES
99758963ALWAYS SMOOTH. NEVER A CRIMINAL
99761227ANONYMOUS DRIVER
99763302ANTI BROKE GIRLS CLUB
99763042ARISTOCRATS
99762534BABYBOO
99765431BAD BITCHES RIDE
99770752BALD DADDY
99760014BALL LIFE MOM LIFE
99765708BALLS DEEP
99763088BE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE
99763468BEAUTIFUL WRECK
99766512BIG CLIT ENERGY
99771836BRAIN TOO BIG
99762970BRITISH BULLDOGS
99767403BRO SHOW
99767147CAN’T STOP THE PRETTY
99759036CARRIE BRADSHAW FOR THE DEPRESSED
99768177CERVEZA TIME
99766049CHOPPED CHEESE MAFIA
99768905COOL DAD
99765959DEAD IN DOG YEARS
99759718DIRT MADE SWEAT FORGED
99761024DOG LIVES MATTER
99766158DON’T CRUSH YOUR JUNK
99771022DON’T LET ANYONE SILENCE YOUR VOICE…OR YOUR VOTE!
99769119EARN YOUR BOOZE
99771569EARN YOUR DONUTS
99771635EARN YOUR GREEN
99771615EARN YOUR MUNCHIES
99766225FAITH OVER FEELINGS
99766603FEMNOMENON
99758382FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
99769396FOOLISH
99766687GARAGE DEPT.
99770406GOD DIDN’T STOP AT ADAM FOR A REASON.
99762883GOD IS TEA
99761590GOD SAID
99770809GODLI.
99761411GOOD GOLF GANG
99761364GOOD MOM GANG
99770100GRATEFUL DEAD
99767368I DO WHAT I DO
99771172IF YOU WANT A SOFT SERVE GO GET ICE CREAM
99764277IN A WORLD OF CLONES, DARE TO BE YOU
99771869IN HER ERA
99771193IRREVERENT MOTHER
99770570IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO BE SIMPLE
99764095JESUS IS KING
99766024JUST KEEP PEDALING
99767662KEEP CALM AND DRINK SPIKED POP
99764302KEEP ON SWINGIN
99764300KEEP SWINGIN
99763940LET’S GO JESUS
99758766LIVE FOR THE NOW
99764921LIVE FULL. DIE EMPTY.
99768483LOVE MOM
99767910LYRICS VERSES BEATS
99759127MAIN CHARACTER     – Two different applicants, nearly the same phrase.
99768425MAIN KARACTER
99760190MAINE GIRL
99760696MAS PILATES POR FAVOR
99765566MERRYWEAR
99769218MORE PRAYING LESS SAYING
99770483MOTHERS DO IT BEST
99771385MOVED BY GOD
99765582NO RIVAL NO EQUAL
99763969NO TACOS NO LIFE
99758867PHILLY LOVE
99759421PRAGMATIST
99761151PREPARE YOUR WAY
99768186PRETTY PETTY
99771097PROLONG YOUR WAY
99771152PROMOTE YOUR WAY
99766727REAL GOLD DIGGERS
99764732ROPE DROP CLUB
99766620SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT
99766649SNOW BIG OR GO HOME
99763506SPARE LIFE
99763731STOP TELLING BLACK WOMEN TO SMILE
99766534SUITE SQUAD
99770934SUPPRESSED BUT NOT SILENCED
99769111SWEET TEA & BIBLE SCRIPTURES
99769570TAQUITOS MY LOVE
99771388TATTOO THERAPY
99770860TEA BY THE SEA
99763643TEJANO TIME
99768946THAT’LL PLAY
99760113THEY SAID
99760108THEY SAY
99760100TOURIST
99769491WE BUY GOLD
99762596WE SIP OUR CORN
99761886WHISKEY WILL SAVE THE WORLD
99770458WIPE YOUR ASS
99762059WOKE DREAMER
99765443YAY HALLOWEEN!
99759308YOU OK SIS?

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99770511A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES
99766102A GAME OF FILTH & FANTASY
99762575BORDERLINE OBSESSIVE PUZZLES
99762970BRITISH BULLDOGS
99765834CUTESTERS
99762089DUAL NOZZLE
99762086FIREWORK-SHAPED SPRAY
99759578FISH TOYS
99769396FOOLISH
99759310HAPPY, SAFE AND HEALTHY
99771034JESUS & ME
99769013LI’L CHRISTIANS
99767481LIGHT ORIGINS
99770879MAGICAL WISH BALL
99766181MERCY
99762204PETTY BEAR
99767636PUDGY PUP
99763260PUZZLE EXPLORER
99765837SLEAZY GREETINGS
99771217SNACKIMALS
99761719SQUISHYVERSE
99765937STAR IN THE JAR
99760206SWIMMING WITH CONFIDENCE
99765322TRUCK MASTERS
99762578WE’LL MISS YOU A LATTE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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