MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 1 Aug – 7 Aug 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

50036460AIRSPACE
50035931BRIGHT HOME FINDS
50035795CANDLENSCENT
50030462EMBRACE YOUR NATURE
50027778HEAVEN ON EARTH
50027217MOTHER OF BEES
50030864MY TEXAS HOUSE
50027525THE PRAYA
50036693WELL FED

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

50030001AFTER
50031688AI HERO
50028219BOLT
50032275CHAD POST
50030521DANA
50034874DIGITAL TIME CAPSULE
50030462EMBRACE YOUR NATURE
50033871EXPLORE WITH CONFIDENCE
50032764GOOD SYSTEMS
50031411HANDOFF
50036695LOVE & MURDER
50032565MEMORY TECH
50036405MEMORYVAULT BOX
50027032PATCH THE PLANET
50027622PAWSITIVELY GOLDEN
50036817SIMPLE LIGHT
50032142SIMPLE MODERN SOFTWARE
50031121TOM BOMBADIL     – Applicant is the official Tolkien folks.
50031355UNION STATION
50032243VTM; VIBE TRIBE; VIBE TRIBE MOVEMENT; IF THIS AIN’T IT…; ITS A VIBE; WE. RIGHT. HERE. ; WE. RIGHT. HERE!; MY TRIBE; PROPERTY OF VTM; PROPERTY OF VIBE TRIBE; I’M A VIBE; #VIBETRIBE; #VTM; VTM BEATBOXX; VTM BEATBOXX BOOMIN’ SYSTEM; VTM ALUMNI; VTM ALUM; VTM HOUSE OF COUTURE; VTM COUTURE HOUSE; TRIBER; VTM KING/ KINGZ; VTM QUEENZ/QUEEN; VTM CHECKMATE

– These types of applications always crack me up; they’re trying to register around 25 different words/phrases, but they’ve put them all into one single application, so they’d actually end up registering this huge word salad that’s like reading a Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle.

50033784YOU CAN JUST BUILD THINGS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

50028018APEX JEWELERS
50028446AU CUSTOM JEWELRY
50029459DIVEBANDS
50030462EMBRACE YOUR NATURE
50031611GRAFFITI BRIDGE
50033557GREEN LAKE
50033708HUG CHARMS
50035652J’ADORE LE VINEYARD
50031269LEVEL WATCH COMPANY
50027128LO QUE DIOS UNE QUE NO LO SEPARE EL HOMBRE
50026522MERIT
50031799ORIGIN STORY
50029231ROCK CANDY BABY
50033165SMRT GRLZ CLUB
50034649STRAIT
50027205THANKU
50036561THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
50036685TINY SWEET NOTES
50031114TOM BOMBADIL
50035410WEAR THE WORD
50036693WELL FED
50037042WHAT’S MINED IS YOURS
50035928YOU ARE THE CREATOR

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

50028561“YOU CAN’T BUY WISDOM IT’S NOT 4SALE, WISDOM IS ALWAYS SPOKEN SOFTLY”
500319623D PRINTING IS NOT A CRIME
50029440A STAR IS BORN
50031564ALL DAYER
50033897AMERICA CANVAS
50027114ART FROM HERE
50027229ART YOU CAN HEAR
50027303BACKYARD FAMOUS
50029145BE KIND, IT’S COOL
50028946BODEGA CARDS
50032723CHOSEN FOR LIFE
50036849COASTAL NOTES
50026862CONNECTION BEFORE CORRECTION
50033279CONVERSATIONS TOGETHER
50030462EMBRACE YOUR NATURE
50030361EXECUTIVE DISCOVERY
50033871EXPLORE WITH CONFIDENCE
50035864FAIRY GLOW
50034957FLORALS MEMORIES
50029727FUNERAL BALLOONS
50031358GAMES WITH A SMILE
50029996GIRL CODE
50029431GOD GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES
50033836HUGGING CACTI
50035596ILLUSTRATED SMART GUIDES TO SUCCESS
50028032JERSEY GIRL WITH A NEW YORK STATE OF MIND
50033958MAGNIFICENT MEN
50031041MAN MATH
50031315MONEY WISHES
50031934MOTHERING YOURSELF
50032999PARTY CITY
50033857SMILE AGAIN CLUB
50027566STORY LAB
50028849SUMMONED TO PRAY
50032944TABLETOP BOOKSHELF
50033795THE CLASSIFIED WORD SEARCH
50032001THE LANGUAGE OF BABIES
50029462TINY PLAYBOOKS
50031110TOM BOMBADIL
50036693WELL FED

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

50029276A STAR IS BORN
50028744ANT BUSTERS
50033686AURA
50027303BACKYARD FAMOUS
50032833BAIT SHACK
50032298BARN DOOR SOCIAL CLUB
50036589BIG COOKWARE
50034050BUILT ON COMMUNITY
50033341CLEAN-CATCH
50030462EMBRACE YOUR NATURE
50034023GIVING IS GLAMOROUS
50036651HIGH PROOF GLASS
50029882HUSKY
50032806IT’S THE BEST!
50028826MOUSE BUSTERS
50032803MUSTACHE CLUB
50030864MY TEXAS HOUSE
50034147SERIOUS COOKS DON’T SETTLE
50033614SOLO GETAWAY
50028755SPIDER BUSTERS
50036614STANDARD PROOF GLASS
50036501THE PROOF IS IN THE GLASS
50031098TOM BOMBADIL
50036845TRASH-CAN RUBBER BAND
50032243VTM; VIBE TRIBE; VIBE TRIBE MOVEMENT; IF THIS AIN’T IT…; ITS A VIBE; WE. RIGHT. HERE. ; WE. RIGHT. HERE!; MY TRIBE; PROPERTY OF VTM; PROPERTY OF VIBE TRIBE; I’M A VIBE; #VIBETRIBE; #VTM; VTM BEATBOXX; VTM BEATBOXX BOOMIN’ SYSTEM; VTM ALUMNI; VTM ALUM; VTM HOUSE OF COUTURE; VTM COUTURE HOUSE; TRIBER; VTM KING/ KINGZ; VTM QUEENZ/QUEEN; VTM CHECKMATE
50036693WELL FED
50028315WORLD’S LARGEST STORAGE TOTE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

500319623D PRINTING IS NOT A CRIME
50033512ABSENT
50031564ALL DAYER
50029021AMATEUR
50034956APOLOGETICALLY ABLAZE
50035304ARTFUL DODGER
50027303BACKYARD FAMOUS
50032298BARN DOOR SOCIAL CLUB
50031138BE UNLIKELY
50034913BEEN WEIRD
50026496BIBLICRAT – I CAST MY VOTE FOR THE FATHER, THE SON, & THE HOLY SPIRIT
50027835BIKES MAKE ME HAPPY
50029811BLESSED SINCE BIRTH
50035976BOMBSHELL PINK
50028557BREATHE IN JESUS
50031681CALLED HERE
50028745CANCER IS AN ILLEGAL HOST
50029803CATCHIN’ MERMAIDS
50030445COASTAL HIPPIE
50028230COUNTER CULTURE COWBOY
50029853COWBOY CULTURE
50030597CRANKIN HOGS
50033880DANCING IS FREE
50035359DESPERATE HOUSEDADS
50033121DRINK SOBERLY
50027437DRIPPIN SAUCE
50029524EAT THE AMERICAN DREAM
50030462EMBRACE YOUR NATURE
50027255EVEN IN THE DARKEST HOUR. HOPE NEVER FADES.
50033866FISHIN’ DAD
50029431GOD GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES
50028190GRANDMA’S PAJAMAS
50031617HAIL TO THE THIEF
50032468HAVE A NICE HAIR DAY
50031575HEY TWIN
50030105HOOK, LINE & DRINKER
50033150HOT GIRLS HAVE GUT ISSUES
50035104I’M A PLANT WHISPERER
50033402I’M IN MY TIERRA ERA
50034001INHALE/EXHALE
50032806IT’S THE BEST!
50028032JERSEY GIRL WITH A NEW YORK STATE OF MIND
50027121KEEP FAITH ALIVE
50031348LETHAL
50028288LET’S KNUCKLE UP
50037179LOVING BUNNY
50028782LUXURY HUSTLE
50029960MADE BOUJEE
50031133MADE BY GOD
50033201MADE FOR KINGS
50029352MAKE MEN GREAT AGAIN
50031041MAN MATH
50031818MERMAID RODEO
50036378MOREGASM
50032803MUSTACHE CLUB
50030503NEVER JUST EXIST
50034472NEW JERSEY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
50032999PARTY CITY
50035908PICKLE POUCH
50029780PILOT LIFE
50034428POOH STABBY
50032602PRAY FOR PARKING
50032395PRAY. HUSTLE. STAY HUMBLE.
50033448PROBABLY FINE
50030537READY FOR THE DAY
50029785SALT + SUN
50033177SHADE
50029775SKY LIFE
50035626SLIGHTLY FAMOUS
50033857SMILE AGAIN CLUB
50035784SNOWBALL FIGHT CLUB
50029995SOLID WOMEN DON’T CRUMBLE
50033788SOUTHERN BOYS LOVE THEIR TOYS
50028889SPOOKY DOLL
50031143STAY UNLIKELY
50029792STRICT PARENTS
50036390SYNDICATE
50034157THANKS MOM
50036561THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
50030560THINKING EPIC
50034159THIS DOESN’T SUCK!
50032910THIS.
50031064TOM BOMBADIL
50026964TOO SMART TO BE BROKE
50032243VTM; VIBE TRIBE; VIBE TRIBE MOVEMENT; IF THIS AIN’T IT…; ITS A VIBE; WE. RIGHT. HERE. ; WE. RIGHT. HERE!; MY TRIBE; PROPERTY OF VTM; PROPERTY OF VIBE TRIBE; I’M A VIBE; #VIBETRIBE; #VTM; VTM BEATBOXX; VTM BEATBOXX BOOMIN’ SYSTEM; VTM ALUMNI; VTM ALUM; VTM HOUSE OF COUTURE; VTM COUTURE HOUSE; TRIBER; VTM KING/ KINGZ; VTM QUEENZ/QUEEN; VTM CHECKMATE
50030052WATCH YOUR BACK
50035410WEAR THE WORD
50036693WELL FED
50028151WILL WORK FOR JAZZ
50033187WRECK THIS
50030935YOU AIN’T BEEN DRINKIN’ TILL YA BEEN DRINKIN’ IN LINCOLN!

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

50035128BATTIES
50029224BINK BONKERS
50033615BRICKTEMBER
50029113BRING YOUR OWN BOOK
50033916BUTTER CLAY
50032471CAP.
50035802DICE CAR
50034405DOLLE CUTE
50036550DOLLYLIKE
50035864FAIRY GLOW
50035539GRUMPKINS
50030040ICONS ONLY
50032182J`ADORE FUN
50031473JELLY TOTS
50031638JOY FOREVER DOLLS
50035651KIDS AND CATS
50037179LOVING BUNNY
50030218MAMAZING
50035514MIXOLOGY
50029381MOON SQUAD
50030864MY TEXAS HOUSE
50030020ODDLY IRRESISTIBLE
50032999PARTY CITY
50031497PEOPLE SUCK
50033416ROBOTIKITS
50030032SO CUTE IT HURTS
50030009STICK WITH YOU
50029476THE CURIOUS LITTLE BOOKSHOP
50030027THINKING OF YOU
50027591TOYLAB
50029973YOUR WORLD MADE MINI

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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