Note: These marks are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes a list of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
I’ve highlighted in yellow the marks that seem urgent to know.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 026, 027, 028, 040]
Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations
Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.
ABSTINENCE – Wow, what a sexy name for a perfume.
ADORNED
ALL OVER OINTMENT
BEACH GAL
BLUE BALLS – Another sexy name for body wash & deodorant.
CELESTIAL
CORRECT ORAL CARE
DOLL MASCARA
DROPLETS
FOR PITS, PRIVATES & BEYOND – Slogan for Lume Deodorant.
FRESH MEMES
GROW YOUR EDGES BACK
HAPPY HEAD
HOLE SERUM [supplemental] – “Non-medicated serums for use on the anus.” Yep.
ILLUMINATE THE EVERYDAY
LOTUS AROMA [supplemental]
LOVING LAUNDRY
MAKEUP FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T WEAR MAKEUP
MAY BE
MIRACLE MOIST
NIGHT SHIFT
OASIS
PRIVATE STOCK SOAP
PUREGLAM
PURPLE POWDER
QUEEN VIBES
REGENERATIVE SKIN THERAPY [supplemental]
REMINDER
SMOOTH SAILING
SUPERFAST DRAIN CLEANER
SWEDISH SKIN CARE
TAN SANTA
THE BUMP SERUM [supplemental] – Aftershave, not baby bumps.
TINTED LOVE – BOMP BOMP
VA VA VROOM
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
000 – Three zeroes, not three letters O.
CANDLE WITH CARE
ILLUMINATE THE EVERYDAY
PITTER PATTER
PIVOTAL MOMENTS
QUICK HUMPS – Snowboard & surfboard wax from the folks at Sexwax.
SCANDLES
SIMPLY AMAZING CANDLE COMPANY
SPIRITS
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
BUBBLE INITIAL
DUTCH HIPPIES
EVERY SOUL IS WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD
GLOBAL GOLD INVESTMENTS [supplemental]
HONOR
MYSTERY LOOT
PSYCHED
SIGNATURE CROSS
STERLING FOREVER
TIME SCULPTURES [supplemental]
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
3X HAPPIER JOURNAL
AGGIE MOM – Owner: Texas A&M University.
ARTISTIC MINDZ
EXTREMELY ACCURATE BIRDS – I’ve followed Tommy Siegel for years, and love this project of his.
FATHERING PERSON [supplemental] – Goods: greeting cards.
GREETING ART
HAZMAT ORANGE – Goods: markers. Owner: Crayola.
HOME NURSE
LETTERS TO MY – Their one specimen shows a journal which reads “Letters to my Baby in heaven” on the cover, from the brand “BackURyear”. Owner is an individual in China.
LUCKY LOTTERY
MAJESTIC GOODS
MARRIAGE MANTRA
MOTHERING PERSON [supplemental] – Goods: greeting cards.
MY STORY MATTERS
PRO GRADE
STAY CURIOUS AND KEEP EXPLORING
UNITS OF STUDY [supplemental]
WEEKLY LOVE
Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods
Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.
COMFYPET
HEART OF A WARRIOR SOUL OF A QUEEN
HOT GIRL ESSENTIALS
INTERNET’S BEST
KANGAROO BAGS
LET ME BE FREE TO LOVE
MOMHUG
POSH PUP SUPPLIES
RAINAWAY
SHIELD YOUR IDENTITY
TRIPLE PROTECTOR
UNIMPRESSED
VS ALL Y’ALL
Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor
Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.
A JAR OF BLESSINGS
EXPERT GARDENER
HAPPY FEET
HAPPY SLIDERS
MOM GENIUS
MOUNT YOUR MEMORIES
OFFICE SPECIALTY
THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE!
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
AGGIE MOM
AUTOMATICCATFEEDER – Goods list does not include automatic pet feeders.
BORG – All beverages will be assimilated.
BREW BUDDY
COLLEGE BLING BOTTLES
CURLYLIFE – Goods: combs and hairbrushes.
DICK PICK – Goods: combs.
EASY EASY LIFE
HARMONY
HYDRATION HANDLED – This has a real “mischief managed” vibe.
INTERNET’S BEST
JUST A MUG TO SAY – Yep.
LET ME BE FREE TO LOVE
ONE BOTTLE HYDRATION
PIE PAL
PURRSON
SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED – Goods: candle jars.
THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE!
TO DAD FROM THE REASONS YOU DRINK
Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen
Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.
BRAGG RAG
COZY KUGEL
ELEGANT KITCHEN
GIVE IT TO GOD AND GO TO SLEEP
PLUSH & PLAID [supplemental]
STAYZ N PLACE [supplemental]
Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing
Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.
ALWAYS COVERED
GOOD LINES – Goods: breast lift tapes.
HOLLYWOOD LACE
NEARLY NATURAL
WRAP BASE [supplemental]
Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings
Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
BALLOON MATCH [supplemental]
CARBON – Goods: Lacrosse sticks.
DEAD BIRD DUMMY [supplemental]
DIG TEAM
DRIFT
FOLLOWING HIS PATH
JARLIC – Goods list does not contain garlic in a jar.
LITTLE KIDS RULE
LIVING LURES
PLAY REIMAGINED
POSTURE PLANK
THE BEST PADDLE [supplemental]
TOOLS FOR TINY HANDS
Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)
Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.
VS ALL Y’ALL – The original specimens had ornamental “North Carolina vs All Y’all” on them. (And were quite possibly mockups.)
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[Supplemental] = The mark is registered on the Supplemental Register, which has far fewer protections than a full Principal trademark. Learn more.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
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