Note: These marks are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes a list of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
DISCO CHURCH
HARMONY & SMOKE
KISS IN THE RAIN
LIT WIT
OH LOOK
VANILLA CARAMEL TWIST
YACHT RESORT
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
GEMMY BEAR
NEW BEGINNINGS
SALTY TURTLE
TRADEMARK ANTIQUES
ULTRA VALUE
UNITED STATES NAVY SEAL
WE ARE ALL BROS
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
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AMERICAS NAVY [sic]
BROWN BAG
DISCO CHURCH
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
I’M THE BOSS OF MY BODY
IT’S ALL MALARKEY
LOSTINVEGAS
ORIGAMI JOY
STABLE
TAKE WHAT YOU NEED
TEACH LIKE A WILDCAT
WE ARE ALL BROS
Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods
Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.
COMPTAIBLE FOR [appears to intentionally misspell “compatible”]
COMPTAIBLE WITH [appears to intentionally misspell “compatible”]
FULL DESIGN
HAPPY FLOOF
I’M THE BOSS OF MY BODY
LOW SQUATS HIGH STANDARDS
PROTECT BLACK WOMEN
SAVVY NOMAD
SMILE FEST
TEACH LIKE A WILDCAT
TREKKAGE
WE ARE ALL BROS
Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor
Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.
MAY PEACE PREVAIL ON EARTH
MODERN OFFICE
TEACH LIKE A WILDCAT
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
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BLACK LGBTQIA [Supplemental]
BORING KITCHEN
BROWN BAG
I’LL FEED ALL YOU FUCKERS
JOLLY CHEF
WE ARE ALL BROS
WITCHY INTENTIONS
YOU & ME – Ouch, this might be the most painful mark of the week. Such a common phrase!
Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen
Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.
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SALTY TURTLE
TEACH LIKE A WILDCAT
Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings
Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
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BE BETTER PUZZLE
FLICK IT & KICK IT
HOLIDAYIDEAS
IRON BAR
STRONGER. FASTER.
THE WALL
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY
WE ARE ALL BROS
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
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