Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 556 freshly registered text trademarks; 284 fully cancelled text marks; and 28 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99509339 | A TRAVELED LIFE | I’m more traveled than some, but I’d like to be even more traveled! |
| 99604900 | ARTSY CHICKS RULE | Indeed we do! |
| 99508728 | BADDIE TEARS | It’s OK for baddies to cry. It’s OK for everyone to cry! |
| 99497427 | BE THE BASKET | They have stuff for both basketball and disc golf. |
| 99510237 | DON’T FIT IN | Don’t tell me what not to do! |
| 99512173 | DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR IT’S MY CROWN | I’ve never understood the urge to touch someone else’s hair. |
| 97889457 | FUELED BY FLOWERS | |
| 99196662 | GASLIFE | Looks like this is about car racing, not farts. |
| 98860823 | GLASS SLIPPER | Hard to believe this made it on the Principal Register. Goods are footwear, “slipper” is disclaimed. |
| 97819422 | GO MAKE SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN | Don’t tell me what to do! |
| 99234549 | HEAVEN APPROVED! | |
| 98605690 | HERBALLY DISTRACTED | Yup, it’s a marijuana thing. |
| 97037128 | HISTORY BEGINS NOW | Eh, it’s been ongoing for quite a while. |
| 97838011 | HONEY DIJON | Weird fact: I cannot stand the smell or taste of honey. |
| 99512027 | I SEE GREATNESS IN YOU | 🎶 But remember from here on in, history has its eyes on yoouuuuu 🎶 |
| 97768052 | I TRIED LIFE | And, meh, it’s OK. Three and a half stars. 😆 |
| 99490302 | I’D RATHER BE NAKED | I’d rather not. I’m a fan of supportive garments. |
| 99445685 | IT’S A 2000S PARTY | |
| 98176367 | KANGAROO | These specimen trousers look incredibly ill-fitting! |
| 98089780 | LESS COCAINE MORE VEGETABLES | I mean, isn’t cocaine technically a vegetable? It’s made from plant leaves! |
| 99501896 | LIL PUNK MONSTERS | |
| 99020558 | MADE EQUAL | Just like all of us. |
| 90041207 | MAKE AMERICA GREATER | Because it’s certainly not great right now. |
| 99512085 | MIDDLE CLASS SCUM | The Mos Eisley HOA. You will never find a more wretched hive of middle class scum and villainy. |
| 99493706 | MINDFULLY MINDING MY BUSINESS | I rarely do anything mindfully. 😆 |
| 99516412 | MOB CREW | You’re not supposed to just take two generic words for a group and smash them together. |
| 98774578 | MR. BIRDIE | A really weak turnout for the golf puns this week! |
| 98628590 | NO HURRY | The best part of semi-retirement. |
| 99674426 | NOT GRANDPA | Appears to be clothing for “old dads”. |
| 99334832 | PHEW!!! | Please note, this is the new replacement specimen. [eyeroll] |
| 99174360 | PRETTY GIRLS PLANK | Hey, come on. Ugly girls can plank too! |
| 97750810 | PROUDLY AMERICAN | Really tough to be proud of much these days. |
| 99405885 | RAISING HAPPY DOGS | I’ll stick with raising happy cats. Less slobbery! |
| 79426541 | RUFFIANS | Oooh, this is one of those words we should dust off and start using more! |
| 99189160 | RUNAWAY BRIDE | Not really a name I’d give to my line of wedding dresses, but you do you! |
| 98461943 | SHRUGG LIFE | [shrug] |
| 99472983 | SPORTS MOMS MAKE IT POSSIBLE | |
| 98465359 | THESE COLORS SUCK | Even if I’m saying that it sucks, I don’t think I want that particular symbol on my t-shirt. [Trigger warning: swastika.] |
| 98956553 | TRY REAL JOY | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 88736089 | VALLEY GIRL | Foreign registration, so no specimen. Owner is Universal Music Group. Might be associated with the 1982 Zappa song. |
| 98725627 | YOUR PRIVATE CHEF ON DUTY | I would drive a private chef up the wall. “Beef bourguignon? Nah, how about mac and cheese tonight!” |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99430362 | BALLER MOMS | As usual, “baller” makes me think of testicles. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87479734 | 2 THE BONE |
| 88441116 | AMBITIOUS FOX |
| 87805831 | AMERICAN SHERIFF |
| 86565920 | ARTISTS 101 |
| 88292066 | BABY STRANGE |
| 86447032 | BE ALIVE |
| 88441643 | BE APOSTOLIC *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86475203 | BETTER IS POSSIBLE |
| 88177343 | BOONDOGGLERS |
| 88098540 | BOSSY & BLACK |
| 88054563 | CRAFT BEER FINESSER |
| 88293236 | CURRENT VIBE |
| 86680161 | DANCING WITH THE TIGERS |
| 87982044 | DELIVERY DUDES |
| 87390325 | DON’T JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS…CHASE THEM! |
| 87639200 | DOPE MONEY |
| 88517197 | FEELING SWELL |
| 87981962 | FIND YOUR BALANCE |
| 88235795 | FLIP FLOP O’CLOCK |
| 86420140 | HAUTE BODY |
| 98719017 | HOT GIRLS READ *[removed from spreadsheet] HAHAHAHAHA YEAAAHHHHH |
| 86092249 | I AM PERFECTLY ME |
| 87113085 | I AM THAT |
| 88179824 | IT’LL BE FUN! |
| 88174095 | JUST DOIN MY THANG! |
| 88440245 | L’AMOUR IN CHRIST |
| 78531565 | LIFE DEMANDS COURAGE |
| 88266286 | LIVE LIFE TOGETHER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88313278 | MADE AMERICA GREAT ALREADY |
| 88455984 | PLANT WISE |
| 88391215 | STAY PSYCHED |
| 88420679 | SUMMER OF 84 |
| 88284505 | THUG GEAR |
| 88102710 | VIKING GIRL |
| 88098804 | YOUNG GENIUS CREW |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99032016 | 4-PEAT |
| 99032029 | 4PEAT |
| 99169028 | BOSS ANGELES |
| 99030944 | FOUR-PEAT |
| 99032006 | FOURPEAT |
| 98883025 | HAPPY HOOHA |
| 98847418 | THE REAL HUSTLERS |
| 99203894 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY BOSS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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