DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99891926 | BOLDLY HER |
| 99890409 | COMBCANDLE |
| 99895460 | DARE AND SHINE |
| 99883769 | KINKY KANDLES |
| 99887419 | MAKE EVERYDAY |
| 99895910 | MARSHMALLOW WOODS |
| 99887431 | MEEP MEEP |
| 99887209 | MOSSY OAK |
| 99894119 | SNARKY CANDLES |
| 99890973 | STATE OF BEING |
| 99893336 | WONDERWICK |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99884532 | ADAPTIVE PAPER |
| 99893909 | ADVANCED ENERGY |
| 99894747 | AMAZING ABUNDANCE |
| 99893316 | BAREPHONE |
| 99889834 | BIG POTATO |
| 99894744 | BRAIN FUEL |
| 99887856 | C’ESTMOI |
| 99890551 | CHOOSE TO BE NICE |
| 99886927 | DIY ALL-STAR |
| 99885215 | DNA REPLICA |
| 99892442 | GLANCE |
| 99895046 | INFINITY IS INFINITE |
| 99892923 | KALEIDOSCOPE |
| 99889767 | MASTER ENTERTAINER |
| 99889773 | MASTER LEADER |
| 99892229 | PURE STATE |
| 99894976 | VIBE DIRECTOR |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99884731 | 58 FACETS |
| 99885599 | BENT, NEVER BROKEN |
| 99889019 | BIG BANGLES THEORY |
| 99893754 | BLINK BLING |
| 99890804 | BROTHERHOOD |
| 99890551 | CHOOSE TO BE NICE |
| 99888723 | JELLY GEMS |
| 99893194 | LIVE GROUNDED |
| 99895715 | MADE WITH SOUL |
| 99887419 | MAKE EVERYDAY |
| 99895839 | OWN YOUR LIGHT |
| 99894292 | POD |
| 99893554 | SEAGULL MINE |
| 99884405 | TURQUOISE PRINCESS |
| 99888657 | WECONNECT |
| 99888055 | WERE BEARS |
| 99887640 | WEREBEARS |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99887167 | 6-MINUTE DIARY |
| 99894961 | A DOG’S GUIDE TO |
| 99887528 | A DREAM. A WISH. YOU. |
| 99884532 | ADAPTIVE PAPER |
| 99893021 | ALWAYS IN MY HEART |
| 99894747 | AMAZING ABUNDANCE |
| 99891560 | ARE YOU LIVING FOR GOD OR, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT GOD INTO YOUR LIVING? |
| 99885466 | B DIFFERENT. B RARE. B YOU. |
| 99889834 | BIG POTATO |
| 99895033 | BLADE |
| 99891926 | BOLDLY HER |
| 99890551 | CHOOSE TO BE NICE |
| 99890878 | CHRISTMASTOWN |
| 99891280 | DEAR EX-WIFE |
| 99887791 | DIRTY DRAWERS |
| 99891117 | DUMPSTER KIDS |
| 99892427 | ESSENTIAL METAL |
| 99895254 | EVERY CARD TELLS A STORY |
| 99888236 | GALACTIC |
| 99895561 | GREAT AMERICAN CHILD |
| 99883830 | HAPPY LITTLE PAPER CO |
| 99892464 | HUMANITY IS NOT A DEBATE |
| 99884986 | INK EVERYWHERE |
| 99891202 | IT’S TIME TO GET MIGHTY |
| 99891617 | JESUS STRONG |
| 99883945 | JINGLE BELL ROCK |
| 99888073 | JUST LIKE CHRIST |
| 99889104 | LAND SUCKS |
| 99887282 | LITTLE BIRD BIG HEART |
| 99887419 | MAKE EVERYDAY |
| 99889767 | MASTER ENTERTAINER |
| 99889773 | MASTER LEADER |
| 99891673 | NO ROLE MODELS |
| 99883874 | OLDER SISTER |
| 99888345 | ONE & DONE |
| 99891654 | PAINT ANYWHERE |
| 99887944 | PERMISSION TO DREAM |
| 99888680 | PETS ARE FAMILY TOO |
| 99888469 | PLANT YOUR ENERGY |
| 99893074 | PUT ME IN THE STORY |
| 99893475 | SPEAK LANGUAGES LIKE CRAZY |
| 99893068 | SQUEAK-A-BOO |
| 99886523 | START ONCE MORE |
| 99893436 | STICKLER |
| 99882865 | TEXTURED STICKERS |
| 99893728 | THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY |
| 99888717 | THE PACT |
| 99890040 | THINK COASTAL |
| 99894480 | THROWBACK THURSDAY |
| 99893431 | UNLESS YOU TRY |
| 99888055 | WERE BEARS |
| 99887640 | WEREBEARS |
| 99888244 | WHERE LEGENDS BEGIN |
| 99885774 | WHERE RUGGED MEETS REFINED |
| 99888350 | YOU BUM |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99893334 | ACE OF SPADES |
| 99891560 | ARE YOU LIVING FOR GOD OR, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT GOD INTO YOUR LIVING? |
| 99890041 | BASSBALL CLUB |
| 99890203 | CACKLE BOX |
| 99884523 | CHERUB BABY |
| 99889149 | CONDUCTOR |
| 99893288 | COOLCADDY |
| 99890245 | DIRTY BIRDIE |
| 99892833 | DRINKIN DRINKS |
| 99885990 | GENUINE HOME |
| 99894388 | HELLO BEAUTIFUL |
| 99892464 | HUMANITY IS NOT A DEBATE |
| 99884603 | I WANNA PUT MY PINA IN YOUR COLADA |
| 99894170 | LAZYBOWL |
| 99884051 | LET ME PAINT YOUR HAIR |
| 99887419 | MAKE EVERYDAY |
| 99894401 | MIND OVER MUG |
| 99886323 | POUR YOUR HEART OUT |
| 99887919 | REAL SATIRE |
| 99884894 | STACKWELL |
| 99885934 | THE LAST BRUSH |
| 99894480 | THROWBACK THURSDAY |
| 99892633 | WEEKEND REDNECK |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99887089 | 100% JESUS |
| 99895859 | 3 INCHES IS BIG ENOUGH |
| 99890389 | 5 000 |
| 99888783 | AI DESERVES RETIREMENT |
| 99894163 | ALOHA DARLIN |
| 99894747 | AMAZING ABUNDANCE |
| 99891489 | ANTAGON!ST |
| 99891560 | ARE YOU LIVING FOR GOD OR, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT GOD INTO YOUR LIVING? |
| 99885851 | BALL AND BEACH |
| 99890041 | BASSBALL CLUB |
| 99892463 | BE SALTY MATTHEW 5:13 |
| 99893360 | BIG FOOD GUY |
| 99889834 | BIG POTATO |
| 99894936 | BIRDIES FORE BOOBIES |
| 99892848 | BOATIN BOATS |
| 99891926 | BOLDLY HER |
| 99891515 | BOOGIE BEACH |
| 99892274 | BUGGED TF OUT |
| 99889579 | BURY ME WITH ART |
| 99884541 | BUTTERSOFT |
| 99887519 | CASH IS CRINGE |
| 99886567 | CHRIST & CO. |
| 99890878 | CHRISTMASTOWN |
| 99885296 | COASTAL SOCIAL CLUB |
| 99887158 | COMA HOODIE |
| 99884323 | CONQUER EVERY OPPORTUNITY |
| 99885190 | COOL KIDS CRY |
| 99892854 | CORNHOLIN CORNHOLES |
| 99893805 | CRAZY COWGIRL |
| 99885131 | CULTURE APPROPRIATION IS OUR ENEMY |
| 99885078 | DAD DREAMS |
| 99891280 | DEAR EX-WIFE |
| 99885932 | DIGITAL |
| 99889196 | DINKIES |
| 99892833 | DRINKIN DRINKS |
| 99888589 | EASY BLEND |
| 99886874 | EASYCARE |
| 99885732 | ENGLISH IS LIT! |
| 99895852 | F THEM PICKS |
| 99886555 | FAITH & FREEDOM |
| 99892869 | FARMIN FARMS |
| 99889079 | FATHERHOOD |
| 99889277 | FIGHT, FUCK, AND FIGURE IT OUT |
| 99892843 | FISHIN FISHES |
| 99887572 | FLORIDA HIPPIE |
| 99885688 | FOLK LIKE US |
| 99887958 | FULL BODYSUIT |
| 99888236 | GALACTIC |
| 99888124 | GIRLY GIRL JIU JITSU |
| 99888990 | GLOBAL WORLDWIDE HUSTLE |
| 99891009 | GLOW WITH THE FLOW |
| 99894559 | GO WHERE THE MAP ENDS |
| 99886914 | GOD IS MY SUPPLY |
| 99883982 | GOD’S PLAN IN GOD’S TIME |
| 99894507 | GULF COAST GRIND |
| 99889492 | HARD PUCKER! |
| 99892110 | HAVE A HOT DAY |
| 99883715 | HONOR WORSHIP & OBEY |
| 99884656 | I C U BOBBIN YA HEAD |
| 99891374 | I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE TIKI LIFE THE TIKI LIFE CHOSE ME |
| 99887446 | I HAVE TO PRAISE JESUS, IT’S A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH! |
| 99886840 | I WILL DESTROY MY HEALTH TO BE IMMORTAL – Another weird-ass phrase from Ghost Global! |
| 99886822 | I WILL DESTROY MY HEALTH TO LIVE FOREVER – Ditto! |
| 99887176 | IF ONLY YOU KNEW |
| 99884744 | INDIANA BEARS STILL SUCK |
| 99887607 | JOY BOY |
| 99888850 | JUST DO THE WORK |
| 99890413 | KIND BUDS |
| 99883791 | KNICKSPEAT – Several here trying to piggyback on the Knicks win. |
| 99895508 | KNICKTORIOUS |
| 99895334 | KNICKTORY |
| 99895928 | LIVE HUNGRY |
| 99892932 | MADE IN HIM |
| 99894742 | MEAN COCK |
| 99891709 | MEAN FACE NICE GIRL |
| 99885065 | MOM DREAMS |
| 99886288 | MY ANCESTORS ARE MY GHOSTWRITERS |
| 99891156 | MY RACK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SACK. |
| 99884490 | NATURE KILLS |
| 99884002 | NEW JERSEY KNICKS |
| 99895816 | NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY |
| 99888229 | NO TEXANS, NO PARTY |
| 99891212 | OFF MARKET |
| 99885514 | OVERLY LOADED |
| 99891487 | PEOPLE ARE THE REASON |
| 99887944 | PERMISSION TO DREAM |
| 99893037 | PUSH BACK |
| 99892872 | RACIN RACES |
| 99891668 | RETARDMAXXER – I don’t know WTF this is, but it’s awful all around. |
| 99894371 | SALTY MILF |
| 99891977 | SHAG DAD |
| 99891714 | SIX STAR GENERAL |
| 99892981 | SKY GOD |
| 99894295 | SLEEP OBSESSED |
| 99892837 | SMOKIN SMOKERS |
| 99889854 | STEAMY BEANIE |
| 99893857 | STILL. |
| 99894239 | STOP SCROLLING! |
| 99894439 | STRONG GIRLS LIFT THE WORLD |
| 99893738 | SUPER COMFY STUFF |
| 99892877 | TAILGATIN TAILGATES |
| 99884007 | THAT GIRL UNIVERSITY |
| 99890370 | THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN’T THINGS |
| 99886860 | THE HIGHEST HIGH IS SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE |
| 99884172 | THE PAST DOESN’T GET A VOTE |
| 99894480 | THROWBACK THURSDAY |
| 99887827 | TINY TIM |
| 99889701 | TOON LIFE |
| 99892861 | TRUCKIN TRUCKS |
| 99888547 | TRY NOT TO DIE |
| 99893038 | TURN HEADS NOT ANKLES |
| 99884903 | UNBOTHERED & WELL |
| 99888636 | VERBLIFE |
| 99886545 | WANTED |
| 99883915 | WE LOVE IT HERE |
| 99892633 | WEEKEND REDNECK |
| 99888055 | WERE BEARS |
| 99887640 | WEREBEARS |
| 99895410 | WHERE PINES MEET SHORELINES |
| 99885774 | WHERE RUGGED MEETS REFINED |
| 99888336 | WILD WEST |
| 99890509 | YOU BUM |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99894747 | AMAZING ABUNDANCE |
| 99892618 | BALLOON CITY |
| 99889834 | BIG POTATO |
| 99890315 | BIZZY TOWN |
| 99887468 | BOBBLE BROS |
| 99890826 | CHEESE SQUISHY |
| 99889651 | COLOR THEORY |
| 99888866 | CRACKLE DOUGH |
| 99891059 | CREEPY CONES |
| 99885638 | EXZILARATING PUZZLES |
| 99891099 | GLIMMER |
| 99885758 | JELLY CUBES |
| 99885790 | JELLY SQUISHME |
| 99887419 | MAKE EVERYDAY |
| 99886856 | NO OTHER BRAND BEFORE ME |
| 99887944 | PERMISSION TO DREAM |
| 99895736 | PUT IN THE REPS |
| 99885046 | REAL TOOLS FOR KIDS |
| 99887184 | SLING ‘EMS |
| 99889731 | SNUGGLECREW |
| 99888920 | SODA DOUGH |
| 99886477 | SOFTBALL GODS |
| 99891068 | SUPER BLITZEN |
| 99892054 | WE LOVE GUAM |
| 99892633 | WEEKEND REDNECK |
| 99888055 | WERE BEARS |
| 99887640 | WEREBEARS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
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