Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 602 freshly registered text trademarks (over 40% of which have owners in China); 72 fully cancelled text marks; and 18 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99293994 | ALL-TIME HERO | Owned by Lululemon, which I still get mixed up with LuLaRoe. |
| 98894851 | ALPHA QUEEN | I can’t see people referring to themselves as “alpha” without giggling at how absurd they are. |
| 98977995 | AMERICA THE POSSIBLE | I like their mission. And they have a USA civics test on their site! |
| 99301165 | BAD OMENS | An American heavy metal band. Here’s “Limits” for a taste. |
| 98331758 | BANDANA OF THE MONTH CLUB | Goods are, of course, bandanas. Despite an initial refusal for being merely descriptive, AND a Letter of Protest, this made it through by disclaiming both BANDANA and CLUB. |
| 98401853 | BIRDIE BOIZ | Thank goodness, let’s get the golf stuff in here early. |
| 98209999 | BRIDE CAMP | Goods are loungewear and pajamas, which don’t really feel like camping clothes to me. |
| 98643182 | DO GOOD. GET GOOD. | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 98444361 | DO HARD THINGS | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 99352013 | DOMESTIC TRASH | More of a “goods are made with recycled materials” than a play on “trailer trash” or similar. |
| 99487926 | EVERYTHING SUCKS | Whoooo, it sure feels that way sometimes, doesn’t it? |
| 98584753 | EXPERT MARKSMAN | Refers not to guns but to 2 Corinthians 10:4, apparently. |
| 97756748 | GRADUATION CELEBRATION | Goods: graduation caps, gowns, stoles, and hoods. |
| 98714003 | HAIR DEALER | |
| 99477973 | HOBBYIST | Just hats with ornamental text. “Presented by King of the Kards.” |
| 98426817 | IT’S FINE. | Love when the specimen includes a page showing the website is already dead. |
| 98626518 | JUST THE TIP….IT ALWAYS LEADS TO MORE | I can’t even tell from the specimen if this is supposed to be gross or not. |
| 99039047 | LIVE A LOT | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 99653679 | MOGGED | So if you got “mogged,” that means you got one-upped, I guess? |
| 99456352 | MOM-BULOUS | This next group of MOM- marks are all owned by the same dude in Alabama. |
| 99456508 | MOM-DERFUL | ⬇️ |
| 99459628 | MOM-NIFICENT | ⬇️ |
| 99461808 | MOM-SATIONAL | ⬇️ |
| 99460752 | MOM-TACULAR | ⬇️ |
| 99458366 | MOM-TASTIC | ⬇️ |
| 99456431 | MOM-VELOUS | … maybe half of which feel like they make sense. |
| 98551149 | MY CHRISTMAS BLANKET | Registration also covers all sorts of blankets in class 024. Disclaims “CHRISTMAS BLANKET”. [eyeroll] |
| 99500827 | NEUROTIC JEWISH GAY | I am 1 out of 3. |
| 98722532 | NOT YOUR GIRL | I am 1 out of 1. |
| 79428870 | PADDOCK CLUB | Owned by Formula 1. |
| 99500767 | PROTECTED BY CHRIST | Picturing this on a sticker like the old “this car is protected by Viper.” |
| 99500925 | PROUD FOLLOWER OF GOD’S SON | Owner is the incredibly devout-sounding “Unlimited Creative Business LLC.” |
| 98684979 | PROUD TO BE A PHILADELPHIAN | Never been there, but some parts do look lovely! |
| 98710431 | RAD JESUS | |
| 99336636 | SANTA UNIVERSITY | I love a black-woman-owned business, but oh my goodness, that’s a lot of AI. |
| 99508214 | SAY “I LOVE YOU” | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 99491263 | SEEK GOD’S GRACE | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 98432265 | SHE WANTS REVENGE | Well, if she wants it, clearly you did something to deserve revenge, Chad. |
| 98780442 | THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE ORANGE | At least as of right now, their website’s big banner image is a freakish AI nightmare. Such a shame! |
| 99490095 | TINI TIME | They got a non-final office action because of the similarity to TINY TIME for children’s clothing (serial 97005696), but they argued that “TINI” is pronounced different and is slang for martini. However, the specimen could not look more like it’s for children’s clothing, not for martini-related stuff. [shrug] |
| 98919608 | WILL SHAKE MY ASS FOR COWBOYS | But she will remain absolutely still for the rest of y’all. |
| 98704892 | YOU MAY BE SOMEBODY TO SOMEONE BUT YOU ARE NO ONE TO US | Wow, rude much? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99071478 | THE PERFECT PANTY | At my advanced age of 54, I don’t believe this exists. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88065678 | BLACK GUYS MATTER |
| 79256694 | BRAWLIDAYS |
| 76586973 | BRUTE |
| 86248965 | CELTIC WARRIOR |
| 88296655 | COUNTRY LIVING |
| 78296371 | DOLLED UP |
| 86977498 | GENERAL ADMISSION |
| 86611040 | GET TO THE OTHER SIDE |
| 74598352 | HEART BRA |
| 86448335 | HUDSON RIVER |
| 79254686 | NOTHING 2 SEE HERE |
| 78494364 | PARADISE PRINCESS |
| 86467459 | PRAY FOR A CURE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 78495590 | SCREAMER |
| 86330344 | TUX CLUB |
| 86211329 | VEGAN UPRISING |
| 78497145 | WANT |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98464326 | ATHLETE’S CUT |
| 98882382 | BUFFALO AS FUCK |
| 99482128 | CHIP CHIP CHIP |
| 98741355 | EASY CALL |
| 97262083 | LVNG OFF THE LND |
| 99680039 | THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER – 😆🍊 |
| 98551077 | TRUST IS THE FATHER OF DECEPTION |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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