DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99862555 | AFTERBLOOM |
| 99862754 | AIRSCENT |
| 99862023 | ISLA BOTANICA |
| 99862076 | LIGHT IT. LOVE IT. |
| 99862493 | MELLOWAIR |
| 99857762 | SUN SOAKED |
| 99856773 | THE LONG WEEKEND |
| 99859794 | WICK & SPARK |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99866506 | AI CONTROL TOWER |
| 99855551 | ANGRY BUNNY |
| 99862010 | BABYLAND |
| 99859386 | CHONK CATS |
| 99865977 | CLEAN AIR MANAGEMENT SYSTEM |
| 99865955 | CLEAN AIR SOLUTION |
| 99868767 | COLLATERAL COIN |
| 99862736 | CORE AUTOMATION |
| 99857775 | DO I REALLY? |
| 99864243 | FOR SHEETS AND GIGGLES |
| 99864811 | GETWELL CARD |
| 99860865 | LORDS AND LEGENDS |
| 99866078 | MARBLE |
| 99868045 | MORE THAN A SCOREBOARD |
| 99857683 | PARLOR |
| 99862224 | POWERED BY PURPOSE |
| 99866972 | PROJECT HERO |
| 99865976 | QUAKE |
| 99863851 | RHYTHM |
| 99863940 | RHYTHM |
| 99865652 | WARM ME UP |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99856950 | ATHLETEGEM |
| 99864959 | CASH APP TAGS |
| 99861084 | DRIPPED IN METAL |
| 99858495 | EVER WIRED |
| 99868765 | FULLNESS OF TIME |
| 99858389 | HAVE FUN AND BE NICE |
| 99866169 | HYDROXYTYROSOL RING |
| 99864611 | JACKALOPE |
| 99868673 | KUNGFU KING |
| 99860390 | MERRY MAKERS |
| 99863647 | PART TIME DRAGONS |
| 99868007 | SHARE THE ARROWS |
| 99866002 | SHELLFISH JEWELRY |
| 99861831 | SUGAR DOGGY |
| 99860309 | THE GOODS |
| 99866225 | TRAILER TRASH |
| 99865476 | WORTH THE WAIT |
| 99857329 | ZENCRYSTAL |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99855872 | ADJUST MY CROWN QUEEN |
| 99863956 | AMERICA QUICK COIN |
| 99868135 | ANGEL HUGS |
| 99860930 | ARE YOU POOPING? |
| 99866448 | AUTOMATICALLY IMMUNE |
| 99866071 | BAD ASS BOTANICALS |
| 99866704 | BE A H.I.T. WITH GOD |
| 99861971 | BLANK MAGAZINE |
| 99861979 | BROKE TIL PAID |
| 99864294 | CHANGE WITH DIGNITY |
| 99859386 | CHONK CATS |
| 99856198 | CHRISTMAS TREE CAT-TASTROPHE |
| 99868476 | CITRUS LIFE |
| 99859445 | CONFLICT JUNKIE |
| 99867456 | DECENTERING MEN |
| 99857775 | DO I REALLY? |
| 99866122 | DURABLE PACKAGING |
| 99867174 | EARTH FRIENDLY |
| 99859170 | HELLO BABY |
| 99866352 | HEY, WELL PLAYED |
| 99864902 | HOLD UP |
| 99866023 | HUMBLE LITTLE HUMAN |
| 99866304 | IF YOU AIN’T COUNTRY, YOU AIN’T SHIT |
| 99865681 | KING OF BRUSHES |
| 99859738 | LITTLE ADVOCATE |
| 99867501 | MY DAILY BOOK OF THANKSGIVING |
| 99867824 | NATURE’S CANDY |
| 99863647 | PART TIME DRAGONS |
| 99862224 | POWERED BY PURPOSE |
| 99861597 | PROJECT QUEEN |
| 99866617 | SAVE A SOUL, SAVE A LIFE |
| 99868007 | SHARE THE ARROWS |
| 99868096 | SOFT GHETTO HOODRAT PRINCESS |
| 99855688 | SOLDIER MOM |
| 99859924 | TAPE SAVER |
| 99859823 | THERE’S NO AI IN TEAM |
| 99867662 | THIS IS VEGAN? |
| 99866225 | TRAILER TRASH |
| 99860347 | WEE FOLKTALES |
| 99857682 | WIP TAGS |
| 99860677 | WITH THE BIBLE AS YOUR COMPASS, GRACE AS YOUR GUIDE, AND GOD AS YOUR CONSTANT TRAVEL COMPANION, DEVINE DETOURS INVITES YOU TO EMBRACE THE TRUTH: IT’S NOT THE DESTINATION, BUT THE JOURNEY THAT TRANSFORMS US. |
| 99861044 | YES, IF YOU’RE NASTY. NO, IF YOU’RE CLASSY. |
| 99857355 | YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT TO GET THROUGH IT |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99867288 | CHAI FOUNTAIN |
| 99861123 | CHEER UP CUP |
| 99862073 | CHEF POWER |
| 99857775 | DO I REALLY? |
| 99866122 | DURABLE PACKAGING |
| 99859472 | FRESH HERO |
| 99868117 | GOT JOY? |
| 99858750 | HARDWARE TRIBE |
| 99866314 | IF YOU AIN’T COUNTRY, YOU AIN’T SHIT |
| 99865681 | KING OF BRUSHES |
| 99860424 | KREATIVE CUTTERS |
| 99862762 | NOICE PACK |
| 99857093 | SCHOOL LUNCH HERO |
| 99868007 | SHARE THE ARROWS |
| 99864887 | SIMPLY PERFECT |
| 99862961 | SOAPE SAVER |
| 99862018 | WATER HOLE |
| 99867707 | WEAR THE DANG OUTFIT |
| 99863998 | WESPROUTTOGETHER |
| 99861044 | YES, IF YOU’RE NASTY. NO, IF YOU’RE CLASSY. |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99860245 | ¡QUE MIERDA…! |
| 99862670 | ACTIVE GUY |
| 99855872 | ADJUST MY CROWN QUEEN |
| 99865994 | AMERICISH |
| 99862912 | ANCIENT CITY LIFE |
| 99864446 | AND STILL ON PAR |
| 99862270 | ANGER MANAGEMENT |
| 99866340 | ARROGANTLY HUMBLE |
| 99862702 | AS YOU WERE |
| 99857534 | BACKWARDS BIB |
| 99861499 | BAD LUCK LOOKS GOOD ON YOU |
| 99863932 | BAIL BADDIE |
| 99856697 | BE AFRAID |
| 99860260 | BETTER ON A BOAT |
| 99863676 | BLONDE SQUAD |
| 99863213 | BLUE COLLAR MOB |
| 99862039 | BOLDLY AMERICAN |
| 99863243 | BUBBLY BLACK GIRL |
| 99860935 | BUILT TO BECOME |
| 99865599 | CATROVERT |
| 99856233 | CELEBRATE ALL AMERICANS |
| 99859386 | CHONK CATS |
| 99868476 | CITRUS LIFE |
| 99855964 | COMPLICATED CREATURE |
| 99864632 | CONFIDENT MALE |
| 99865610 | CONFIDENTLY WRONG |
| 99859445 | CONFLICT JUNKIE |
| 99862542 | COTTON TRADERS |
| 99867779 | DANGEROUS DADS CLUB |
| 99868352 | DEAR MAMA |
| 99863589 | DIRTY BIRDIE |
| 99857775 | DO I REALLY? |
| 99867134 | DON’T WORRY BEACH HAPPY |
| 99856739 | DUMBBELL CLUB |
| 99857918 | EL BASEBALL ME CAMBIO LA VIDA. |
| 99857950 | EL BASEBALL ME HA DADO MUCHO. |
| 99865067 | EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S SOFTBALL |
| 99864451 | FORMER HOTTIE |
| 99856117 | GAMMY’S PANTIES |
| 99856605 | GET HUNGRY |
| 99868117 | GOT JOY? |
| 99861846 | GURLY TOMBOY |
| 99866471 | HELLO & SHIT |
| 99856102 | HOT GIRLS LOVE JESUS |
| 99866578 | HOT GOAL SUMMER |
| 99865024 | HUMAN UNDER CONSTRUCTION |
| 99860712 | HUSTLE SOLD SEPARATELY |
| 99858022 | I AM WORKING FROM HOME TODAY |
| 99862253 | I HATE MODELS |
| 99863790 | I YOUTUBED THAT SHIT |
| 99866296 | IF YOU AIN’T COUNTRY, YOU AIN’T SHIT |
| 99868719 | JUST A CONCERNED CITIZEN |
| 99859751 | LITTLE ADVOCATE |
| 99855605 | MAHJONG BRAT |
| 99857465 | MAJOR LEAGUE MOMS |
| 99856500 | MAKE ALIENS GREAT AGAIN |
| 99862429 | MAKE EXECUTIONS GREAT AGAIN |
| 99855758 | MAKE MEMORIES NOW |
| 99856719 | NEVER STOP PRAYING |
| 99867247 | NEW TO THE CLUB |
| 99863647 | PART TIME DRAGONS |
| 99857093 | SCHOOL LUNCH HERO |
| 99865970 | SEND LOVE |
| 99868007 | SHARE THE ARROWS |
| 99858818 | SHOOTIN’ SEASON |
| 99864752 | SHOULDER SEASON |
| 99855610 | SKI BRAT |
| 99860556 | SPICY AF |
| 99861831 | SUGAR DOGGY |
| 99857762 | SUN SOAKED |
| 99859823 | THERE’S NO AI IN TEAM |
| 99865667 | THESE COLORS DIDN’T RUN |
| 99866225 | TRAILER TRASH |
| 99857270 | WE RIDE |
| 99868782 | WHITE BOY SUMMER |
| 99858789 | WILD LITTLES |
| 99868851 | WILD TIME |
| 99857355 | YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT TO GET THROUGH IT |
| 99856690 | YOU MIGHT BE A CONSERVATIVE |
| 99859475 | YOU WON’T DIE |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99857833 | ALL MY PLACES |
| 99868135 | ANGEL HUGS |
| 99865046 | BUBBLE MELODY |
| 99864373 | COLORSPORTS |
| 99867015 | CUTE DUMPLINGS BOX |
| 99867020 | CUTE DUMPLINGS MYSTERY BOX |
| 99859523 | DARTH ON A HEARTH – Applicant is Lucasfilm. |
| 99867024 | DUMPLINGS MYSTERY BOX |
| 99867030 | DUMPLINGS SQUISHY BOX |
| 99868386 | GIANT DUMPLING |
| 99868348 | HOME OF SQUISHIES |
| 99866578 | HOT GOAL SUMMER |
| 99859647 | LITTLE STREAMER |
| 99866896 | MONTESSORI PET |
| 99863647 | PART TIME DRAGONS |
| 99866873 | PLUSHY BUNS |
| 99862224 | POWERED BY PURPOSE |
| 99857759 | SMARTPALS |
| 99868900 | SPACECADET |
| 99861831 | SUGAR DOGGY |
| 99868555 | UGLEE DUCKEE |
| 99865753 | VIKING SHIELD MAIDENS |
| 99859403 | WATER DEMONS |
| 99868124 | WONDER DOG |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
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