MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 31 May – 6 June 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99862555AFTERBLOOM
99862754AIRSCENT
99862023ISLA BOTANICA
99862076LIGHT IT. LOVE IT.
99862493MELLOWAIR
99857762SUN SOAKED
99856773THE LONG WEEKEND
99859794WICK & SPARK

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99866506AI CONTROL TOWER
99855551ANGRY BUNNY
99862010BABYLAND
99859386CHONK CATS
99865977CLEAN AIR MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
99865955CLEAN AIR SOLUTION
99868767COLLATERAL COIN
99862736CORE AUTOMATION
99857775DO I REALLY?
99864243FOR SHEETS AND GIGGLES
99864811GETWELL CARD
99860865LORDS AND LEGENDS
99866078MARBLE
99868045MORE THAN A SCOREBOARD
99857683PARLOR
99862224POWERED BY PURPOSE
99866972PROJECT HERO
99865976QUAKE
99863851RHYTHM
99863940RHYTHM
99865652WARM ME UP

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99856950ATHLETEGEM
99864959CASH APP TAGS
99861084DRIPPED IN METAL
99858495EVER WIRED
99868765FULLNESS OF TIME
99858389HAVE FUN AND BE NICE
99866169HYDROXYTYROSOL RING
99864611JACKALOPE
99868673KUNGFU KING
99860390MERRY MAKERS
99863647PART TIME DRAGONS
99868007SHARE THE ARROWS
99866002SHELLFISH JEWELRY
99861831SUGAR DOGGY
99860309THE GOODS
99866225TRAILER TRASH
99865476WORTH THE WAIT
99857329ZENCRYSTAL

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99855872ADJUST MY CROWN QUEEN
99863956AMERICA QUICK COIN
99868135ANGEL HUGS
99860930ARE YOU POOPING?
99866448AUTOMATICALLY IMMUNE
99866071BAD ASS BOTANICALS
99866704BE A H.I.T. WITH GOD
99861971BLANK MAGAZINE
99861979BROKE TIL PAID
99864294CHANGE WITH DIGNITY
99859386CHONK CATS
99856198CHRISTMAS TREE CAT-TASTROPHE
99868476CITRUS LIFE
99859445CONFLICT JUNKIE
99867456DECENTERING MEN
99857775DO I REALLY?
99866122DURABLE PACKAGING
99867174EARTH FRIENDLY
99859170HELLO BABY
99866352HEY, WELL PLAYED
99864902HOLD UP
99866023HUMBLE LITTLE HUMAN
99866304IF YOU AIN’T COUNTRY, YOU AIN’T SHIT
99865681KING OF BRUSHES
99859738LITTLE ADVOCATE
99867501MY DAILY BOOK OF THANKSGIVING
99867824NATURE’S CANDY
99863647PART TIME DRAGONS
99862224POWERED BY PURPOSE
99861597PROJECT QUEEN
99866617SAVE A SOUL, SAVE A LIFE
99868007SHARE THE ARROWS
99868096SOFT GHETTO HOODRAT PRINCESS
99855688SOLDIER MOM
99859924TAPE SAVER
99859823THERE’S NO AI IN TEAM
99867662THIS IS VEGAN?
99866225TRAILER TRASH
99860347WEE FOLKTALES
99857682WIP TAGS
99860677WITH THE BIBLE AS YOUR COMPASS, GRACE AS YOUR GUIDE, AND GOD AS YOUR CONSTANT TRAVEL COMPANION, DEVINE DETOURS INVITES YOU TO EMBRACE THE TRUTH: IT’S NOT THE DESTINATION, BUT THE JOURNEY THAT TRANSFORMS US.
99861044YES, IF YOU’RE NASTY. NO, IF YOU’RE CLASSY.
99857355YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT TO GET THROUGH IT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99867288CHAI FOUNTAIN
99861123CHEER UP CUP
99862073CHEF POWER
99857775DO I REALLY?
99866122DURABLE PACKAGING
99859472FRESH HERO
99868117GOT JOY?
99858750HARDWARE TRIBE
99866314IF YOU AIN’T COUNTRY, YOU AIN’T SHIT
99865681KING OF BRUSHES
99860424KREATIVE CUTTERS
99862762NOICE PACK
99857093SCHOOL LUNCH HERO
99868007SHARE THE ARROWS
99864887SIMPLY PERFECT
99862961SOAPE SAVER
99862018WATER HOLE
99867707WEAR THE DANG OUTFIT
99863998WESPROUTTOGETHER
99861044YES, IF YOU’RE NASTY. NO, IF YOU’RE CLASSY.

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99860245¡QUE MIERDA…!
99862670ACTIVE GUY
99855872ADJUST MY CROWN QUEEN
99865994AMERICISH
99862912ANCIENT CITY LIFE
99864446AND STILL ON PAR
99862270ANGER MANAGEMENT
99866340ARROGANTLY HUMBLE
99862702AS YOU WERE
99857534BACKWARDS BIB
99861499BAD LUCK LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
99863932BAIL BADDIE
99856697BE AFRAID
99860260BETTER ON A BOAT
99863676BLONDE SQUAD
99863213BLUE COLLAR MOB
99862039BOLDLY AMERICAN
99863243BUBBLY BLACK GIRL
99860935BUILT TO BECOME
99865599CATROVERT
99856233CELEBRATE ALL AMERICANS
99859386CHONK CATS
99868476CITRUS LIFE
99855964COMPLICATED CREATURE
99864632CONFIDENT MALE
99865610CONFIDENTLY WRONG
99859445CONFLICT JUNKIE
99862542COTTON TRADERS
99867779DANGEROUS DADS CLUB
99868352DEAR MAMA
99863589DIRTY BIRDIE
99857775DO I REALLY?
99867134DON’T WORRY BEACH HAPPY
99856739DUMBBELL CLUB
99857918EL BASEBALL ME CAMBIO LA VIDA.
99857950EL BASEBALL ME HA DADO MUCHO.
99865067EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S SOFTBALL
99864451FORMER HOTTIE
99856117GAMMY’S PANTIES
99856605GET HUNGRY
99868117GOT JOY?
99861846GURLY TOMBOY
99866471HELLO & SHIT
99856102HOT GIRLS LOVE JESUS
99866578HOT GOAL SUMMER
99865024HUMAN UNDER CONSTRUCTION
99860712HUSTLE SOLD SEPARATELY
99858022I AM WORKING FROM HOME TODAY
99862253I HATE MODELS
99863790I YOUTUBED THAT SHIT
99866296IF YOU AIN’T COUNTRY, YOU AIN’T SHIT
99868719JUST A CONCERNED CITIZEN
99859751LITTLE ADVOCATE
99855605MAHJONG BRAT
99857465MAJOR LEAGUE MOMS
99856500MAKE ALIENS GREAT AGAIN
99862429MAKE EXECUTIONS GREAT AGAIN
99855758MAKE MEMORIES NOW
99856719NEVER STOP PRAYING
99867247NEW TO THE CLUB
99863647PART TIME DRAGONS
99857093SCHOOL LUNCH HERO
99865970SEND LOVE
99868007SHARE THE ARROWS
99858818SHOOTIN’ SEASON
99864752SHOULDER SEASON
99855610SKI BRAT
99860556SPICY AF
99861831SUGAR DOGGY
99857762SUN SOAKED
99859823THERE’S NO AI IN TEAM
99865667THESE COLORS DIDN’T RUN
99866225TRAILER TRASH
99857270WE RIDE
99868782WHITE BOY SUMMER
99858789WILD LITTLES
99868851WILD TIME
99857355YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT TO GET THROUGH IT
99856690YOU MIGHT BE A CONSERVATIVE
99859475YOU WON’T DIE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99857833ALL MY PLACES
99868135ANGEL HUGS
99865046BUBBLE MELODY
99864373COLORSPORTS
99867015CUTE DUMPLINGS BOX
99867020CUTE DUMPLINGS MYSTERY BOX
99859523DARTH ON A HEARTH     – Applicant is Lucasfilm.
99867024DUMPLINGS MYSTERY BOX
99867030DUMPLINGS SQUISHY BOX
99868386GIANT DUMPLING
99868348HOME OF SQUISHIES
99866578HOT GOAL SUMMER
99859647LITTLE STREAMER
99866896MONTESSORI PET
99863647PART TIME DRAGONS
99866873PLUSHY BUNS
99862224POWERED BY PURPOSE
99857759SMARTPALS
99868900SPACECADET
99861831SUGAR DOGGY
99868555UGLEE DUCKEE
99865753VIKING SHIELD MAIDENS
99859403WATER DEMONS
99868124WONDER DOG

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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