MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 24 May – 30 May 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99854688BEACH HAPPY
99847852BLESSED & THANKFUL 365
99849651COTTAGE GOODS
99848650GOTHIC FLAME
99852149HAPPY BIRTHGAY
99844191KRAMPUS
99842740MAJESTIC EMBER
99846032MUSICAL SCENTS
99854604POETIC
99848191STRING LIGHTNING
99849370THE SMOKE GOD

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99849722ALLOY METHOD
99851318ART LIKE THIS
99854688BEACH HAPPY
99842834BIG HUGE GAMES
99850347BUILDING WEALTH IS A CHOICE
99852685DESIGNED TO PERFORM
99852128DIGITAL CARD SHOP
99845898DOUBLE DARE YOU
99844264GOOSE
99854060HERE TO FLOURISH
99841984HOS HUMAN OPERATING SYSTEM
99853677INNER LOGIC
99846777IT’S ALL ABOUT EXPERIENCE
99851716LITTLE RACERS
99847589LOVE PROTECT RESPECT
99850331MODELS ARE ATHLETES
99852236ONE ARCHIVE
99853907READY FOR ANYTHING. READY FOR AI.
99846614RIGHT TRACKS
99852179SNACKBOARD
99845574STORYLINE
99843351THE AUTISTIC LEADER
99854371YOUR PROSPEROUS LIFE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99845368AMERICA LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
99853167ASCENDANT
99846033BASIS
99854688BEACH HAPPY
99846711BEAD WORLD
99847187BRILLIANT STONE
99843598CELESTIAL AURA
99849147EVEREST BANDS
99845990GET SPIRITED
99848570MAKE IT GOLDEN!
99843226MEMORI
99845292MEMORY MILES
99844045O YEAH!
99851018SACRED SCRAPS
99853627SOULS ALIGNED
99853307STARS ALIGNED

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99848108ANCHORED NEWS
99846726BEAD WORLD
99850347BUILDING WEALTH IS A CHOICE
99843960CATECHIZED
99842970CHANGING MEDICINE. FOR GOOD.
99842965CHOOSE JOY PROJECT
99854425CLEAN TODDLER
99844930COLOR ME BLUE
99844126CONFESSIONS OF A WINE GIRL
99843540DAD TO THE MAX!
99846433DOODLESCAPES
99845898DOUBLE DARE YOU
99847588ELEGANT WEDDING TABLE
99847904ELON’S DRIVING
99854068FLIP ‘N’ SQUEEZE
99846175GRATITUDE IN INK
99852149HAPPY BIRTHGAY
99853222HAPPY PALACE
99849164HELPING LITTLE MINDS GROW
99844875I AM WHO I AM, DON’T JUDGE ME BY YOUR STANDARDS
99849908KNOW THIS AFFIRMATIONS
99851716LITTLE RACERS
99852421LOCAL LEGENDS CLUB
99849285MAKIN’ BANK
99845923MARKER PREP
99850331MODELS ARE ATHLETES
99843089MURDER SHE INKS
99844640MYSTERY HUNTERS
99850346PAPER UNION
99844128ROOKIE CREW
99844468SERVICE YOUR SHIT
99853302SHRED HAPPENS
99846361SMUSH
99851087SO FRESH SO CLEAN
99844042SUBTRACTION METHOD
99843609THE BABY MOMMA BIBLE
99851884THE GRAPH PAD
99846621THE LIVING TRUST PLANNING COMPANION
99847660TRANSFORMATIONAL GRATITUDE
99849240WHY NOT BE HAPPY
99849446YOU’RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99844605AMERICAN OF AFRICAN DESCENT
99851540BEAUTIFUL
99846143BUMP UP THE JAM
99846296CRYPTID
99849690DON’T USE MY STUFF
99847578ELEGANT WEDDING TABLE
99849031GET AWAY CLEAN
99846227GODDESS PROVISIONS
99852149HAPPY BIRTHGAY
99848763LO SISTER
99849285MAKIN’ BANK
99849952MANIFEST JUSTICE
99850202MICRO-BRAID
99848396MULTITIP MULTIKIT TOOTHBRUSH
99846235MY TEA AIN’T FREE
99848877NUTRIENT VAULT
99833969PEEL PLATE
99852135POWDER & BRUSH
99852904TAKE YOUR SHOT
99852360TEARS (STILL SALTY)
99854693TWISTED TOPS
99843026YOU CAN’T DRINK DATA

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99849263437
99854524****
99846835ADAPTIVE COMFORT
99849671ALL GOOD DADS
99843548ALL WEEK NOT WEAK
99848801AM·BI·DEX·TROUS
99847790AMERÍCAN
99844605AMERICAN OF AFRICAN DESCENT
99850110AURA ERA
99842714BAMBOO ERA
99851877BE SOMEONE’S PERSON
99846726BEAD WORLD
99852554BIRDIE BOY
99844387BRUH! THESE KIDS
99845952CALIFUCKINFORNIA
99850990CALL HER MOMMY
99850608CELIBATE SLUT
99849297CLEAN HANDS PURE HEARTS FRESH KICKS
99853282COASTAL JUNKY
99846296CRYPTID
99846441CUTE BOOTY
99852684DOGS ONLY SOCIAL CLUB
99845466EMERGENCY PANTIES ON-THE-GO UNDERWEAR KIT
99844791FASTEST KID ON THE BLOCK
99846221FIGHT FIRE WITH FAITH
99852210FRECKLE
99842828GANGSTER OF GOD
99847953GANGSTER ON WHEELS
99849252GET STRONG LIVE LONG
99845814GOLF SLUT
99852411GYMBRAT
99852037HARD TO KILL
99844875I AM WHO I AM, DON’T JUDGE ME BY YOUR STANDARDS
99843982IF IT DON’T PRODUCE, THEN IT’S NOT PRODUCE
99853569IF IT FLIES, FLOATS OR FUCKS, RENT-DON’T BUY
99852240I’M JUST A CHEER MOM
99849823INTENTIONALLY WITH LOVE
99849625JUST LOVE STRONG
99845382KIND HEARTS CLUB
99843743LET PURPLE REIGN IN THE US
99851716LITTLE RACERS
99848565LITTLE WINS
99849952MANIFEST JUSTICE
99844995MIRACLE BRA
99850331MODELS ARE ATHLETES
99846235MY TEA AIN’T FREE
99849102NEVER DONE.
99846845NO STRANGERS
99848357ONE FLAG. ONE PEOPLE. NO NOISE.
99852883ONLY SERVE ONE GOD
99843585OUR RAINBOWS ARE GOD’S STATEMENT
99853730PAJAMA MAMA
99854604POETIC
99845247RIGHTEOUS SINNER
99853089SALT BRAIN
99851613SALTWATER LEGENDS
99848720SALTY COPS
99845098SALTY MIND WARM BREEZE ZERO PATIENCE
99853443SCHOOL LUNCH HERO SQUAD
99844468SERVICE YOUR SHIT
99853660SLIME TIME
99848959SMARTER HEELS
99853947SNACK.NAP.REPEAT.
99851093SO FRESH SO CLEAN
99851545SPACE BRAT
99845412SPACE CENTER
99851930SPORTY & SPOILED
99844245STANDOUT
99844534STAY UNFAZED
99842960STHU
99843847SUPPORT LIVE COUNTRY MUSIC
99843837SUPPORT LIVE MUSIC
99843824SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DIVE BAR
99844965THE DUGOUT DAD
99845053THE DUGOUT MOM
99847853TIRED DOG. HAPPY DOG.
99851945TOKEN MAXIMALIST
99854573UNDERACHIEVING ASIAN
99849771VETERANS MEMBER CLUB
99845136VIBING COASTAL
99847972WEAR WHAT MATTERS
99850084YOU STILL MATTER
99849446YOU’RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99852767ABC SCIENCE
99847396AIRPLANE EARS
99850545ALL CREATURES
99844954BLOCK THE CLOCK
99851765BURGER BABIES
99845898DOUBLE DARE YOU
99842933FART SURVIVAL KIT
99852149HAPPY BIRTHGAY
99848743ITTY BITTY BEANIES
99851716LITTLE RACERS
99849102NEVER DONE.
99848105PLUSHTOPIA
99843322PUREHAPPY
99852153SIDE PIECE
99852314SPIDEROID
99853534SWEET SCREAMS
99848741TEENY WEENY BEANIES
99854456UGLYWORLD
99850135WIGGLES JIGGLES
99848601XMAS COOKIE TOSS
99853640YOUR FEEL-GOOD FRIENDS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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