Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 511 freshly registered text trademarks; 72 fully cancelled text marks; and 11 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98415321 | BASKETBALL IS SEXY | Like … the ball itself? Or the sweaty dudes playing it? |
| 99367342 | BITTY QUEEN | Sounds like a new nickname for my lady cats. |
| 98911966 | CAN’T RUSH GREATNESS | True dat! I’m taking my sweet time. |
| 98751367 | CHEESE BABY | I’m a cheese baby. If I could only eat one food forevermore, it would likely be cheese. |
| 98585849 | DOES YOUR DOG HAVE GAS? | No, but my cats have blasted out some stinkers! |
| 97199646 | EMBRACE WEIRD. CREATE WONDERFUL. | This is a lifestyle I can get behind. |
| 98594269 | FARM FREE OR DIE | The owner is in New Hampshire, as expected. |
| 98529412 | GET ‘EM OUT | Or keep ’em in, whatever works for you. |
| 98764317 | GREAT GATSBY | Owner is an individual in China, nothing to do with the Fitzgerald estate. |
| 99202119 | HAVING A GOOD TIME IS THERAPEUTIC | |
| 99384567 | HER GAME | |
| 98884582 | HIGH FUNCTIONING AS F**K | Trying to decide if “AS F**K” is better than “AF”. 🤔 |
| 98415323 | HOCKEY IS SEXY | Same owner as the basketball one up at the top of the list. |
| 99367738 | HOOK IT AND COOK IT | I’m not even looking. If this isn’t a fishing thing, I’ll eat my hat. |
| 99368546 | HOT AND HAPPY | |
| 98509333 | INSPIRE FAITH | |
| 97591699 | JUST BREATHE | Second registration in 025 from this same individual owner. |
| 98468453 | JUST FOUND MY LOST SHAKER OF SALT ! | Owner appears to be some random Florida Man who has nothing to do with Jimmy Buffett. |
| 99366874 | LET’S GO ON AN ADVENTURE | |
| 99169506 | LOSE YOUR BALL, FIND YOURSELF | It’s a bad golfer thing, not a testicular thing. |
| 98259284 | LOVE PEACE ALOHA | I filed this one under “live laugh love”. |
| 99374788 | LOVE YOUR CREW | |
| 99359809 | MAIN STREET | Makes me want to go to Disneyland. |
| 98166344 | MAKE COACHING GREAT AGAIN | Is it somehow not great right now? Have the coaches been covering up things again? |
| 98589028 | MAKE HOES MAD AGAIN | Dude, the hoes will always be mad. |
| 90752726 | OH THE PLACES YOU’LL GO | Owner is Dr. Seuss Enterprises, L.P. |
| 99372400 | POVERTY SUCKS | It certainly does. A shame the billionaire money-hoarders don’t fix it. |
| 99374934 | RIGHTEOUS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN | |
| 99373004 | SALT SAND LOVE | Ugh, another one for the “live laugh love” category! |
| 99191756 | SAY LESS DO MORE | |
| 98847967 | SKI BULLY | Feels like the bad guy from an ’80s teen movie. |
| 98212242 | SLUGGER SQUAD | Louisville Slugger stuff, owned by Wilson Sporting Goods. |
| 98415319 | SOCCER IS SEXY | Same owner as the other sexy sport marks, so I guess they aren’t picky! |
| 98419980 | STRICT | |
| 98889473 | SURVIVE. THRIVE. DOMINATE. | This almost creeps into “live laugh love” territory for me! |
| 98977620 | TENNIS BRAT | Sidekick of the ski bully, in that ’80s teen movie. |
| 99305926 | THE TRUTH IS GOD LOVES ME ON PURPOSE | As opposed to the rest of you plebes, he can’t stand you. |
| 99379835 | TOUGHENED | |
| 99372391 | TRUST THE QUEEN | Especially if she’s a BITTY QUEEN kitty. |
| 98849395 | YOU MIGHT DIE TOMORROW | Always true, but I didn’t really need to be reminded. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99008879 | ARMS DEALERS WITHOUT BORDERS | Gross. |
| 98914376 | BOOBIE BANDS | Sweatbands that go around the torso, under the boobs. |
| 99145057 | LOS ANGELUS | Specimen was text on garments, and the USPTO said it was merely ornamental. Instead of submitting a substitute specimen, these guys just took the demotion to Supplemental. |
| 98871869 | SEAMLESS CONSTRUCTION | Seriously, how can you expect something so vague and descriptive to be anything but Supplemental?? |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 78468313 | BIGSEXY |
| 74586550 | BODYGUARD |
| 86353774 | CALI DREAMING |
| 79248759 | DENZEL |
| 86343125 | EMMA |
| 78278389 | FIREHOUSE |
| 78110528 | GIRLSPORTS |
| 86571006 | GOT SHAWLS ? |
| 86309698 | I LOVE SOCKS |
| 86088202 | I LOVE TREASURE |
| 86182455 | IF YOU DON’T NO, YOU KNOW |
| 86976300 | MIRACLE GRIP |
| 86480428 | MITZVAH SOCKS |
| 85605300 | PURPLE STITCH |
| 86142322 | SALTY BY NATURE |
| 86114289 | TAKE YO PANTIES OFF |
| 78224930 | TOP BITCH |
| 86524358 | TOUGH HEADBAND |
| 79242799 | UNIFORM OF THE FREE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99699190 | BE A FORCE OF NATURE |
| 99344134 | FUCK EVERYBODY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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